Our leader can't be so funny

Chapter 70

Ye Fuyi couldn't help laughing, amused by his appearance, picked up the quilt to cover him.

Feng Ling tried her best to stick her head out from under the quilt, and continued to stare at Ye Fuyi.

Ye Fuyi comforted him: "Good boy, it's an agreement, stay on the wedding night."

Feng Ling sighed: "Then we have to get rid of Honglian Villa as soon as possible, otherwise we won't be able to get married until sometime."

"Soon." Ye Fuyi kissed him on the forehead.

"Nose too." The leader was a little shameless.

So the nose was bitten by the leader.

Feng Ling covered her nose, her face full of anger: "What I want is a kiss, not a bite!"

Ye Fuyi couldn't help laughing.

Feng Ling snorted.

After a while, Ye Fuyi said, "What exactly does Ling'er want to discuss with me?"

Leader: "!!!" He actually forgot again!

Turned around, rubbed against Ye Fuyi's chest, raised her eyes, and met Ye Fuyi's eyes with sparkling eyes.

Ye Fuyi: "..." Why does it look like a cat.

"I'm asking you." Feng Ling licked her lips, looking as if she was about to open her mouth to eat him, "Is there only one way to undo the soul gu?"

Ye Fuyi understood, and said in a low voice, "Yes."

"Impossible!" Feng Ling was sure, "You are a genius doctor, it is impossible for you to be so rigid!"

Ye Fuyi: "..."

Feng Ling snorted arrogantly: "I order you to change another treatment method for me. I don't deal with that dead fat insect. I want to crush it with my feet when I see it. For letting it lie on it My wound is sucking blood, this seat is really incapable of accepting it!"

Ye Fuyi was a little messy: "...how did it become a dead fat bug again?" Wasn't it a fat bug before?

"That's not the point." Feng Ling gritted her teeth and reached out to scratch his creaking hole, "Would you change it?"

Feng Ling took his hand and said seriously: "Ling'er, don't be fooled."

"Then do you want to change?" Feng Ling continued to scratch with the other hand.

Ye Fuyi simply turned over, pressed him under his body, held his hands, pulled him to the top of his head, restrained him from moving around, and sighed: "If you use other methods, you will suffer more. "

Feng Ling obviously didn't believe it: "Then tell me."

"First, you have to bleed."

"That's okay, I have a lot of blood."

"Acupuncture and moxibustion." Ye Fuyi said again.

Feng Ling thought about it, and asked, "How about acupuncture?"

"The whole body is full of needles." Ye Fuyi calmly threatened him.

Feng Ling flinched, feeling goosebumps all over her body.

"How is it?" Ye Fuyi asked in a low voice.

Feng Ling hesitated: "Thinking about it this way, that dead fat worm is actually not very bad." At least if he used the ice silkworm to treat the poison, he only needed to get a few needles, and his whole body was full of needles. Dare to think.

"Have you figured it out?" Ye Fuyi asked.

Feng Ling nodded in embarrassment, and made a condition: "...then knock me out at that time."

Ye Fuyi: "...Okay, don't worry."

"I don't want to see the dead fat bug at all, not even a single glance, you have to hide it well in the future." Feng Ling continued to talk about the conditions.

Ye Fuyi ceded the territory unconditionally to coax his sweetheart: "Okay."

"Don't take it with you when you're with me. I don't have it." Feng Ling pushed forward.

Ye Fuyi had no choice but to say, "I promise you everything."

"If I see it on my bed, I will definitely crush it." Feng Ling warned.

"I will definitely hide it well." Ye Fuyi vowed, "I won't even let you see its shadow."

Only then was Feng Ling satisfied.

"Do you really hate ice silkworms that much?" Ye Fuyi let go of his hand and asked helplessly.

"I just hate wriggling things." So it's not that I'm timid, Feng Ling added silently in her heart.

"What does Ling'er like?" Ye Fuyi asked again.

"I like small, furry things and big things." Feng Ling thought about it, "For example, small cats, such as big fluffy dogs, squirrels are also cute, and lions and tigers are majestic and cute."

"Then Ling'er will definitely like Da Dai." Ye Fuyi said.

"What is Da Dai?"

"I have a dog that looks a bit like you, Ling'er. It's dumb and can eat."

Feng Ling was stunned for a moment, recalled it, and bared her teeth: "I said I look like a dog."

Ye Fuyi was innocent: "I'm talking about dogs like you."

Feng Ling said angrily: "Isn't that the same! You clearly mean that I'm a dog, stupid as hell, but delicious."

Ye Fuyi: "..." When Feng Ling was being unreasonable, it was useless to show his teeth and claws, so Ye Fuyi had to bow his head and kiss him until he was dizzy before letting him go.

Feng Ling looked at it with flushed cheeks, her eyes were full of water vapor, they looked wet, and she really wanted to lick them.

Ye Fuyi held back the restlessness in his heart, covered the two of them with the quilt again, hugged him, flicked out the candle with his fingers, and said in a low voice, "Sleep."

"But..." Feng Ling thought of something, "Where did you hide that dead fat worm?"

"It's at Shangguan Qiyou's place." Ye Fuyi said.

Feng Ling "!!!"

Shangguan Qiyou came back from the shower and saw Ruan Xiaomu sitting at the table, poking the ice silkworm in the small wooden box, the ice silkworm was impatiently poked by it, twisted its body, very irritable - there is no end!

Shangguan Qiyou was startled, and hurried over and asked, "Why are you here?"

"I took your change of clothes out just now, but a box fell out. I opened it and found a chubby silkworm inside." Ruan Xiaomu seemed to like the appearance of the ice silkworm.

"Aren't you afraid?" Shangguan Qiyou was a little surprised. According to Ye Fuyi's description, his family wanted to crush the ice silkworms to death. This little guy grew up with Feng Ling. I thought he didn't like it as much as Feng Ling. Ice silkworm, that's why he hid the ice silkworm.

Ruan Xiaomu shook her head: "Why should such a cute little thing be afraid?"

Shangguan Qiyou's eyes are a bit complicated. Although the ice silkworm is not scary, it is not very cute compared to furry pets, so he can understand Feng Ling's dislike for it. The look of wanting to keep him as a pet made Shangguan Qiyou feel a little chilled. The guy he is looking at is not a little pervert, right?

"What are you thinking?" Ruan Xiaomu noticed the change in his expression.

"It's nothing." Shangguan Qiyou quickly collected her expression and closed the lid, "It's getting late, go to bed."

Ruan Xiaomu nodded, since Leader Ye occupied his leader's bed, he has been homeless, Shangguan Qiyou took the opportunity to coax and deceive him, and then tricked him into living with him.

The two were lying on the bed, Ruan Xiaomu rolled inside, took a pillow and put it between them, and solemnly warned: "Don't cross the line."

Shangguan Qiyou: "..." looked at him pitifully.

"Sleep!" Ruan Xiaomu lay down with her back to him.

Shangguan Qiyou was not reconciled, and leaned over: "Let's talk for a while, Xiao Mu."

"Okay." Ruan Xiaomu got up again, looking at him with bright eyes.

Shangguan Qiyou: "..."

"What does the little iceworm usually eat?" Ruan Xiaomu was curious.

"Poisonous insects, the kind that are extremely poisonous." Shangguan Qiyou calmly threatened, "One bite will cause the seven orifices to bleed."

Ruan Xiaomu really looked shocked: "...Then do you want to catch poisonous bugs?"

"No, just let it out to let the wind out every day, it can hunt by itself." Shangguan Qiyou said.

Thirty likes are required for the ice silkworm's hunting skills!

Very worry-free!

"Oh." Ruan Xiaomu shrank back again, eating poisonous insects is a bit cruel, so let's forget about feeding them.

"Don't tell me anything else?" Shangguan Qiyou complained slightly.

"Well, I want to ask, have you guys thought about how to crack the water stone formation?"

"This question is indeed a bit tricky, but it won't trouble the Wulin League, it just takes a little more time."

"Isn't there He Lianming? His grandfather is a master of array formation, I guess he is not bad."

"We have considered this issue before, but He Lianming is a person who is both righteous and evil. Ye Fuyi didn't want to owe him any more favors, so he dismissed this idea. There are always strange people in the Jianghu, and the list of heroes of the Wulin League has been published. I’m sure there will be a response soon.”

"Oh." Ruan Xiaomu lost interest and lay down again.

Shangguan Qiyou was unwilling: "Don't you have something private to say to me?"

"No, sleep." Ruan Xiaomu quickly covered his head with the quilt.

Shangguan Qiyou: "..." I'm so hungry, when will I be able to eat someone, it's hard to be a gentleman.

***

Early the next morning, Ruan Xiaomu went to find Feng Ling with two baskets of steamed buns bought by Shangguan Qiyou in the city. Feng Ling had just woken up and was squatting next to the well in the yard to wash.

Ruan Xiaomu jumped to his side, and said mysteriously: "Master, I have found out everything you asked me to inquire about."

Feng Ling raised her head, spit out the water in her mouth, washed her face with a handkerchief, and dragged Ruan Xiaomu to the room.

Ruan Xiaomu was surprised: "Leader Ye is not here?"

"He went out to buy breakfast." Feng Ling pulled him to sit down, opened the steamer he brought, "Tell me."

"Leader Ye and the others didn't intend to ask He Lianming to help. There are two reasons. First, they think that He Lianming is both good and evil. Second, because Leader Ye doesn't want to owe He Lianming any more favors."

Feng Ling stuffed the steamed bun into her mouth, frowned and asked, "How are they going to solve this?"

"The Martial Arts League has issued a list of heroes, recruiting experts to break the formation."

Feng Ling puffed her cheeks and chewed the steamed buns: "It's been too long, since he doesn't want to owe He Lianming favors, let me do it, and I will go to He Lianming."

"But He Lianming is so thick-skinned, I guess he will take advantage of the opportunity."

"Don't worry." Feng Ling patted him on the shoulder, "It's not that easy for your leader to suffer. By the way, where did you buy this steamed bun? It tastes good."

Ruan Xiaomu shook her head: "Brother Shangguan went out to buy it, I forgot to ask."