I may have a fake CP

Chapter 14

"Meow Meow War" is a song that is almost nonsensical. It is about a conversation between a wild cat and a house cat. I think that the outside world is dangerous and dirty, and the two cats come and talk to each other, and the cats fight each other, which is really cute.

Zhiqiu: "Uh...brother, did you promise to sing this song?"

Didn't he say that this song is too different from Qianxu's previous line of gorgeous temperament?It's also far from Qiao Ji's own way of singing in the old school style. He dares to bet that if this song is really sung and posted on the beep station, the fans of the two of them-especially Qian Xu's will definitely be very happy. Eye-popping!

Unexpectedly, Qian Xu said without hesitation, "Yes, this song is not difficult."

Zhiqiu: "It's not a question of difficulty, this song is too cute! There are a lot of 'meow meow' in the lyrics of the chorus, I feel so ashamed..."

Qian Xu: "If you don't challenge it and give it a try, how will you know it won't work? Didn't you refuse to sing little yellow songs before, and it turned out that you sang very well."

"Don't mention that!" Qiao Ji wanted to bury his face in the ground when he thought of the shameful "Xiaoman waist version wants to hug", "I was forced to sing that, and if there was no You, I can't get off the stage."

Qian Xu didn't reply with words, but directly jumped into Qiao Ji's YY nest, and asked with the microphone: "Then do you sing or not?"

The clear voice exploded in my ears unexpectedly, Qiao Ji hesitated, and subconsciously turned on the mic: "Sing, sing, sing! You've already sung, can I not sing!"

The sudden opening of the microphone by the two startled the fans who were hanging up in the channel: "Suddenly made a noise!" "Wow, it scared me to death!" Shivering 233" At the beginning, I still had lingering fears in my heart, but when I realized what was going on, I immediately burst into joy:

"Ahhh, President!"

"Sing, sing, sing... what?"

"Wow, is this going to start preparing for a new song? So excited!"

"What is the new song, how do you feel that Qiuqiu's reaction is inexplicable and subtle 233"

"Just like when we forced him to sing the little yellow song hahaha"

……

Qiao Ji looked at the question on the public screen and was about to answer it, but Qian Xu said first: "Temporarily keep it secret, otherwise there will be no surprises."

Or say that everyone hates spoilers now. When Qian Xu said this, almost all the fans on the public screen expressed their cooperation:

"Ah, ah, looking forward to it!"

"Wait for the new song"

"It's great, there are surprises, the whole fruit is on standby hahaha! Don't spoil me! Whoever spoils me is in a hurry!"

……

Seeing what they said, Qiao Ji shut up and didn't intend to say anything, Qian Xu said again: "Then let's practice how to sing first."

Qiao Ji was dragged to the familiar little black room with a "dip dong" in the midst of "Wave ~" and "Be cute and wait" on the public screen.

Qiao Ji frowned at the document: "This song feels so difficult... I've never sung a song with chant."

When he said it was difficult, he did not refer to technical difficulties, but the difficulty in the degree of shame and the various requirements of the silence girl—for example, the first line under the title of the document reads: There must be dialogue lines in the prelude, and the lines are as follows blabla ...

Even the lines were designed for them. Qiao Ji glanced at them and didn't know the allocation, but he also knew that the domineering and unrestrained wild cat must be allocated to Qian Xu, and he should be the cowardly house cat.

Qiao Ji cleared her throat, and tried to read the first line: "Hmm...why is there a dirty stray cat here? It's pitch black, only the eyes are shining..."

Halfway through the reading, he couldn't read it himself. It was purely a good reading without any ups and downs. Although his articulation has improved a lot after the recent reading practice, he can hardly hear the accent when he reads it seriously, but he can't read it. Emotionless, dry, like a stack of crumpled old newspapers.

Qian Xu said: "You are wrong."

Qiao Ji sighed: "I also think I can't read well, it's too embarrassing."

"That's not the question." Qian Xu paused, and Qiao Ji felt a little smile in his voice, "I'm not right, because that's not your line."

Qiao Ji: "...what?"

Qian Xu laughed and said, "Look at the abbreviations in front of the lines, Q stands for me, and Z stands for you. So what you are going to sing is a wild cat, and I am... a house cat."

Let Gao Leng calm down and form a "Qianxu Great God" whose name is always in front of Xipi, to play a beautiful and arrogant little house cat?Qiao Ji was shocked when he heard it at first, but then the more he thought about it, the more he felt that it was... magical!

Once he accepted this setting, Qiao Ji aroused his interest (interest) in this song, and rubbed his hands with great interest to take the initiative to match the lines with Qian Xu.However, after practicing a few times, although Qiao Ji's enthusiasm has increased, the effect is still very small: there is no need for Qian Xu's evaluation, he only needs to play back the clip he just recorded to Qiao Ji, and Qiao Ji immediately shakes his head violently ——

"I don't think so."

"I don't think so either." Although Qian Xu vetoed it, he still smiled slightly, feeling that he was in a good mood, "You can't force the sense of drama, or we can try other ways to cultivate it?"

Qiao Ji: "Ah? How to cultivate?"

Qian Xu: "Why don't you play pia?"

Pia play refers to entertaining impromptu dubbing. Some people regard it as a game, and some people regard it as a medium for exercising the sense of drama. The word used by Qianxu is "playing pia play", The proposal on behalf of him was to let Qiao Ji relax, just as if he was playing a game.

Since there is no need to keep it secret, the more people there are in the pia show, the more lively and interesting it is, Qiao Ji and Qian Xu jumped back to the public channel, and soon someone noticed that there were more people on Mai: "Hey, you're back so soon? "

Qiao Ji opened the mic and said, "Yeah, I can't find the feeling, come and play pia."

"Wow wow wow! Is Qiuqiu playing pia with the president!"

Qian Xu continued: "Well, whoever wants to play together, the permission will be opened later, just go to the microphone to play."

"Aww! Sure enough, there are benefits to squatting in a small den every day!"

"I cried TUT without mic"

"I'm going to call my gay friend! She's also in the ring, her voice is so nice, please leave her a female partner 2333"

"What are you going to play with pia, the flies rub their hands.jpg"

Qiao Ji didn't think about pia, and he didn't know about it, so he simply asked Gongping to propose it, so they first performed a lively scene where Ziwei was stabbed by Nanny Rong.The girls acted as the maids of honor, Qiao Ji played the role of Nanny Rong, and Qian Xu... Qian Xu had no choice but to play Ziwei amidst the suppressed laughter of the crowd.

Who knew that when Qian Xu opened his voice openly, it turned out to be a sweet and bright girly voice. The public screen was hahaha at first, but later it became a sigh of "holding the grass is so good", "like" and "66666", until Qiao Ji The "Nurse Rong" broke the news as soon as she opened her mouth, and the whole channel became a sea of ​​joy full of "hahahahaha".

Under everyone's serious devotion, Qiao Ji unknowingly lost her burden and played the role of the vicious "Nurse Rong" vividly.As soon as this clip is over, not only the fans on the public screen, but also the people on the microphone are in unison.

Then there was another scene in "Yi Tian Tu Long Ji", in which Zhou Zhiruo asked Zhang Wuji who he loved.As soon as Qiao Ji saw the lines, she immediately turned on the mic excitedly: "I want to be Zhang Wuji! Don't compete with me!" In this scene, there were only two dialogues, and Qiao Ji chose Zhang Wuji, so Qian Xu could only be "Qian Zhiruo" up.

Qiao Ji collected her breath, and finally waited until "Qian Zhiruo" said, "Brother Wuji..."

Qiao Ji: "Pfft!"

Gongping: "Finally let the president call me brother, Qiuqiu is so beautiful 233" "NG! Do it all over again!"

Qian Xu started from the beginning: "Brother Wuji, I have something to ask you..."

Qiao Ji said forcefully, "I will answer truthfully, and I will never hide it from you!"

Gongping: "It's a bunch of words! It's not you yet!" "Why is Brother Wuji in such a hurry hahahaha"

Every time Qiao Ji heard Qian Xu call "Brother Wuji", he couldn't hold back his laughter, especially Qian Xu deliberately used a gentle girlish voice, and when he called "Brother", he almost made his bones weak Well, Zhang Wuji, who was tangled and hesitant, was vividly played as a silly big brother who was happy all the time.

After these two matches, Qiao Ji had a lot of fun, and the channel was full of teasing and joking, and he had a good time. Looking at the number of people, it was almost 2000 people before he knew it. The speed of public screen swiping was getting faster and faster. Which ID said something, it turned up.

When he asked "What's the next pia?", Qiao Ji was already quite relaxed.

A name appeared on the public screen: "Let's go with "Golden Branches and Jade Leaves"!!!"

As soon as this name appeared, many people quickly followed: "Yes, "Golden Branches and Jade Leaves"!"

Qiao Ji was unfamiliar with the name, but he was excited, so he agreed casually: "Okay, then the next one will match "Golden Branches and Jade Leaves"! Brother, is it okay?"

Qian Xu said: "I haven't heard of it, but I can do it."

"I can do it too. I'll go to Baidu to check my lines. Uh..." Seeing the introduction of "Golden Branches and Jade Leaves", Qiao Ji couldn't help stuttering, "This, this is Tanmei?"

It’s also because he’s basically unsuspecting. If he’s a regular fan of his own, he definitely wouldn’t order this kind of drama, but now there are more than 2000 people on the channel, and most of them are aiming at “pia drama is fun.” "The passers-by who came to listen were mixed, and it was impossible for them to think so much.

Qiao Ji's side got stuck, and Qian Xu's side also heard the sound of mouse clicking: "Is it a Tanmei drama adapted from a Tanmei novel? Well, the cv who is attacking is still someone you know?"

Qiao Ji was terrified when he saw the attribute of "Danmei". He didn't pay attention to the cv list below. After a closer look, he found that in the list of crew members, the name of "Gong" was followed by "Song of Peach Blossom". Look carefully, " "Shou" is followed by "Yuchen"!

As for Yuchen, Qiao Ji still cannot forget his ecstasy of "Fan Dance Version Qingmeihu". Coupled with the singing of the peach blossoms, he subconsciously stamped this drama as "not suitable for children", saying: "Pigeon It must be very evil, let's change it!"

Gongping: "Are Eizhiqiu and Geda on good terms?" "Hahahaha Ge is crying!"

Qian Xu seemed to have read it seriously, and then said: "No, I read the reviews that this drama is Qingshui, and you look at the synopsis and characters, don't they look alike?"

The audience didn't know what he meant by "like", but Qiao Ji knew it.His heart moved, and he didn't forget the original intention of the pia drama. After carefully reading the synopsis, he found that there was indeed a certain degree of similarity:

The "Gong" in the play is a modern person who has traveled to the superficial ancient times, with a flamboyant personality. As soon as he travels, he finds that he is on the way to marry a princess, and the golden branches and jade leaves are within reach.Who knew the beautiful scenery on a good day, and when he lifted the hijab, he realized that the princess he married was actually a man!Her Royal Highness is arrogant and sensitive, the two of them rubbed and collided in getting along, bickered all day long, and would join hands to deal with court turmoil for the common benefit, unknowingly, a love affair arose secretly, and they became a pair of noisy and happy friends.

"Ahem, it really does look alike..." Qiao Ji coughed twice, "But, brother, this 'wild cat' is an attack, are you sure?"

Gongping: "Hey, what's the matter with this feeling of being confused when you understand every word?" "Wow, what kind of riddles are you playing?" "Hmph, you're showing tacit understanding again!"

Qian Xu opened the microphone, and replied calmly: "Attack Qi, feel at ease."

Qiao Ji: "Pfft!"

So it was decided that Qiao Ji would be paired with the "son-in-law" who traveled through time, and Qian Xu would be paired with "His Royal Highness" who was disguised as a woman. When the role assignment was announced, the public screen was sprayed:

"The president deserves it???"

"Is this different from what you said?!"

"Wahhahahaha! You group of blind people, this world still belongs to my swing party after all!"

"Go away from the swing cult! President, think twice!"

"Don't you think it's more interesting to let Xushen deserve it?!"

"Perfectly OK, I've started recording [Sati]"

……

Seeing that Qian Xu sacrificed so much, Qiao Ji didn't hesitate anymore, and temporarily closed the microphone to study after getting the script.This story is about the son-in-law who first got involved in court struggles and was extremely uncomfortable. He wanted to persuade the "princess" to leave the wrong place with him. Fighting for power and refusing to leave the capital, a fierce quarrel broke out between the two.

Qiao Ji quickly read the lines twice in a low voice, and felt that he could read them smoothly, so he typed "1" on the public screen to show that he was ready. Soon, Qian Xu also typed a "1" on the public screen. ".

Facing the lines, Qiao Ji tried to bring in the feelings of a "son-in-law", and opened the mic: "I really don't know, what's the point of being stuck here all day long fighting each other? Interesting things are endless, you can be chic and happy, why do you want to be confined to this tile sky, and your eyes are red for power?"

Qian Xu sighed, and said: "I didn't know, so I look like this in your eyes!"

After listening to Qian Xu's indistinguishable false voice all night, now he suddenly switched to a normal voice, and the clear lingering sound flowed into the eardrums. Qiao Ji was stunned for a moment before continuing the next sentence:

"Blame me for not being able to speak, Ming Lan, you know that's not what I mean..."

Qian Xu sneered softly: "What should I know? You naturally want to be free and unrestrained, but I can't do it. I can't spend the moon and the moon, clear water and green mountains. I was born to be taught how to fight for power and gain, and to observe the situation. In the past 18 years, I My mind is full of this. You said that I am jealous of power, yes, you describe it well, but can I not be jealous of fighting and grabbing?"

Qiao Ji: "Ming Lan..."

Qian Xu raised his voice: "I was surrounded by wolves when I was born, and my concubine had to lie that I was a woman to barely save my life. When I grew up, I looked at the flowers on the outside, but inside I was frightened at every step. It's like walking on thin ice, if one day I relax my mind, I'm afraid I'll be eaten to the bone! I'm chic and happy, you put it lightly, I'm chic and happy, where's the concubine mother? Where's the Qi family? I'm alone Being chic and happy depends on the blood and tears of countless people, Li Sa, if it were you, would you still be happy!"

Every sentence was forced to ask, every word was crying blood, Qiao Ji was stunned even with the public screen:

"Wow, the acting skills explode..."

"The president is simply a CV delayed by singing!"

"Oh, I'm so wronged. Touch the long hair of the president, it hurts so much!"

……

The public screen still had time to express his thoughts, Qiao Ji was shocked and had to pick up his lines and continue to play: "Ming Lan, why are you still crying... It's my fault, I didn't think of your difficulties, in fact, I was just trying to figure it out. For a moment of joy, I said angry words, obviously Li Shangshu's spearhead was aimed at me long ago, I just wanted to escape, but it was a cowardly act..."

"I haven't cried yet." Her Royal Highness the Pseudo-Princess snorted, and her tone became more solemn, "Brother Sa, I just want to ask you one thing."

Qiao Ji: "What?"

Qian Xu read softly: "Do you have me in your heart?"

Qiao Ji's heart twitched for some reason. Maybe it was because the drama was too immersive, or maybe he was brought into the drama too much. He stared at the lines and paused for a few seconds before saying, "If I want to leave, I won't be without you." Run away, elope with you."

The author deliberately used a modern word here, and added an affectionate kiss to sublimate the feelings afterwards. Qiao Ji was really embarrassed to face Mai, coughed heavily, and announced: "...cough, you're done."

Gongping, who had been quiet for a long time, seemed to have breathed a sigh of relief, and came alive one after another:

"It's great!"

"The old man's eyes filled with tears, what's going on!"

"In the end, I was inexplicably substituted into the play...so touched"

"Am I the only one who thinks the offense is reversed? →→"

"Hahaha, I also think that the President is obviously assigned to be Shou, but he is very aggressive when he asks the question."

"Have you forgotten what the president said at the beginning? Be aggressive, be at ease =v="

"My Xushen is the best!"

"Only I remember that there should be an affectionate Memeda here! Memeda!"

……

Gongping booed, want to get up, Qiao Ji was in distress, but Qian Xu turned on the mic first and said, "It's a bit late, I have to go to work tomorrow, so I'm going to bed. You guys go to bed early too."

To say that the fans in this circle are indeed younger, but they are also very coaxing and sensible, and they all immediately said: "Hold my little quilt tightly", "President, go to sleep soon", "Good night!"

He got off the mic, and the number of people on the channel began to drop at a speed visible to the naked eye. Qiao Ji thought about it for a while, and felt that this pia scene, which was chosen because of similar characters, was slightly skewed in the follow-up direction, but When coaxing the arrogant and sensitive "Her Royal Highness", it really made him feel a little bit...

Qiao Ji was full of eagerness to move, and no one told her, Si Wan's private chat lit up:

"Qiuqiu, can today's recording be uploaded! It's so fun 2333"

Qiao Ji thought for a while and replied: "I don't care, I'm not afraid of you recording what I said on the public channel, but I have to ask my brother, after all, he is the one who sacrificed the most!"

Si Wan quickly replied: "No problem!"

Qiao Ji looked at the time, it was almost eleven o'clock, so he also turned off the computer, rolled on the bed and poked the conversation with Qian Xu with his mobile phone in his hand.

Zhiqiu: "Brother, are you asleep?"