I got pregnant after my cat died [Interstellar]

Chapter 64 Meow Meow

When discussing the son's name at the beginning, Li Chensi suggested: "The boy is called Li Shi, and the girl is called Li Shizhen. How about it?"

"..."

At that time, Shi Wei was cleaning a frying pan. He was silent for three seconds after hearing the name, and threw the pan over with his backhand.

It's a pity it didn't hit.

In order to express his anger, Shi Wei spent three days turning over "Hundred Surnames", "Thousand Characters", "Sound Enlightenment", "Book of Songs", and "Xinhua Dictionary", and vowed to give his children Choose a name that is both catchy and approachable, but also unique and high expectations.

After three days, he gave up.

"...Anyway, I don't want Li Shizhen even if I kill him." Shi Wei's face was filled with lovelessness.

"Okay." Li Chensi smiled.

This is the beginning of the story of two incompetent guys about raising the next generation.

Perhaps the embryo had a premonition of some kind of possible doom, and a sex test a few months later confirmed that it was a male.

"At least there is no need to read "Compendium of Materia Medica" again."

Looking at the little guy in the artificial womb, Shi Wei comforted himself.

Li Shi, a mixed breed of meow star and earthling, nicknamed Zhenzhen.

"Your father originally wanted to call you Pippi. Considering his personality, I would cut half of my life if I had another one." When Li Zhenzhen was three years old, his mother...or father, would tell him a bedside story one night , "Let's be real. In fact, in my hometown, boys and girls' baby names are basically called backwards."

To a certain extent, Shi Wei's words came true - even if he changed his baby name, he couldn't correct it, or in other words, it encouraged a certain one brought out of his gene...to let himself go.

This evaluation may be a bit of a stream of consciousness. From the perspective of countless "victims", it is probably two words:

Perverted.

"Uncle Shi, are you really at home?"

"Uncle Shi, I found the game login code that Zhen Zhen lost, can you let me meet her?"

"Uncle Shi, my family has opened a new store in Miao Ke, and she really agreed to have dinner with me last time, does she have time today?"

"Uncle Shi" himself: "..."

Shi Wei tried his best to maintain the patience of his elders, dismissed the young men who didn't know how many times they would come to the door, rubbed his forehead, turned and entered the room.

This is their residence in the imperial capital. The location is a bit out of the way, but the surrounding environment is very good.The two-storey villa is relatively low-key in this area, if the rare high visitor rate is not considered.

Li Shi's bedroom was on the second floor, an open room leading directly to the balcony on the roof.The decoration of the whole room exuded a cold wind, except for... the "girl" sitting in front of the mirror, wearing a lace princess dress, and concentrating on braiding her hair.

"...Li Xiaoxiao," Shi Wei felt his teeth ache, "What did you do after you went out the day before yesterday?"

The real name is Li Shi, but most of the time, someone who calls himself Li Zhenzhen tied a bow at the end of his hair and showed a perfect sweetheart smile to his own mother.

"Dad," said the "girl" who looked fifteen or sixteen years old, but her voice had just changed to a hoarse voice, "who made a fuss to find here again? Tell me about the characteristics."

"Then let you harm their bodies or spirits?" Shi Wei rubbed his forehead again, "It's almost done."

Li Shi looked innocent: "They were the ones who had evil intentions first, and some even wanted to attack you."

Shi Wei sighed: "Don't blame me."

After being with Li Chensi, although the culprit has died, Shi Wei's cheating buff has not disappeared.However, the number and quality of its outbreaks have dropped a lot. If you are lucky, you won't meet anyone with evil intentions in a year or so.

However, before Shi Wei was happy, he discovered that the almost metaphysical power had been passed down to his newborn son.

Then, as Li Shi grew up, the nightmare of the "perverts" came.

Unlike his weak (relatively speaking) mother, Li Shi also inherited the talent of strength that belonged to Li Chensi.Although he is not yet an adult, the upper limit of his strength is still unclear, and it is enough to diss most races in the universe.

Shi Wei also doesn't know where his son's inspiration came from, and he can't rule out the evidence left over from a few times he and Li Chensi played fun games.Anyway, after he realized it, the name "Li Zhenzhen" had frequently appeared in the mouths of all the little boys he could get in touch with.

Even some little girls.

A certain person is really talented in this area. From the age when he looks seven or eight years old and his peers shout "you will marry me when you grow up" every day, he has successfully derived "will you marry me when you grow up?" Marry him" This kind of topic belongs to the Shura field ten years later.

And when he grew to the age of seventeen or eighteen, he had completely surpassed the realm of ordinary people.And in the battle of wits with countless perverts, he learned to use his body to easily achieve his goals.

No, don't get me wrong, it's not what you think.

When Li Shi was actually sixty years old, he finally looked like an adult.Under normal circumstances, he is a handsome young man who is a bit evil; as for the extraordinary situation...

"Thank you, thank you for saving me..."

Hana is a cosmic smuggler, whose business scope is within a light-year of the imperial capital, and whose main target is the "vase".

A vase is a synonym. Simply put, it is a creature that is beautiful enough to meet the public's aesthetics.

Since the past 50 years, mysterious forces have suddenly stepped up their attack on the "restored species" market, implicated countless entangled organizations, and killed or scattered hundreds of millions of resource points.Since then, the business of restoring species has not been as easy as it used to be.

After that, those who have a way out will find another job, and there are quite a few people who "change careers" and come back again.Hana was one of them, and this time he was targeting a young girl living in the outskirts of the imperial capital.

The other party should have just grown up, lived alone, and recently suffered a breakup or something.For the past two weeks, Hana has watched her spend several nights at the bar.But unfortunately, I didn't drink until I completely lost my mind every time.

But after so many days, no relatives came to her, which made Hana sure that there was only one person.

To be on the safe side, on the night when he decided to do it, he hired a guy who was proficient in petty theft in advance, and "snapped" her most marginal account code on the side of the street.Then he appeared at the most suitable time and completed the whole process of the hero saving the beauty.

"Thank you, thank you for saving me..."

The beauty's eyes are almost amber gold, overflowing with bright colors under the lamp.It was only when he looked closely that the face was so delicate and moving that he had never seen it before, like a porcelain puppet molded from foam by the God of Beauty.

Hana's heart was beating wildly, he tried to take a few deep breaths, and finally found his tongue:

"It's just a matter of raising your hands. It's not very safe here, why do you, a girl, come here?"

The other party lowered his eyes, his expression was a little lost, but he didn't answer.

"Sorry, I'm a bit talkative." Hana quickly apologized when she saw this, "But it's already this time, and you still haven't replied..."

"If you don't mind, can you stay with me for one night?" The girl suddenly raised her head, suppressing some intense emotions in her expression, "People who come to this place are basically looking for a partner, right? What do you think of me? "

"..."

At that moment, Hana's mind ran through countless guesses, whether real or bloody.When facing the girl's expression of enduring pain, it turned into a blank.

He even forgot his original purpose, forgot that she was his fancy cargo.

"it is good."

……

……

"and then?"

Shi Wei lay on the bed, and asked the man next to him in an unlovely tone.

The man put his arms around him, carefully avoiding the bruises on his waist, and then rubbed against his shoulders very naturally, "Didn't you guess it?"

"It's another routine of 'take off the skirt in the room to reveal the [-]cm big JJ, and when the other party is stunned, kick the center of the lower body for free sterilization'."

It’s obviously a shameful conversation, one of the protagonists is his own child, but Shi Wei said it with a cold face—nothing else, after repeating this kind of content a dozen or even dozens of times, it’s nothing like reading about prosperity, democracy, civilization and harmony difference.

Li Chensi let out a muffled laugh on his shoulder, Wei's neck itched when his voice was loud.He pushed someone but didn't push him away, he just put his forehead on the other's head:

"Get off."

"Do not."

"How old are you, Li Chensi?"

"No more, no less, only eight years old."

"..."

Even in the past so many years, he still didn't learn a tenth of the shamelessness of the other party, so he had to admit it.

"Vivi."

After a while, someone spoke again.

Shi Wei was already a little sleepy, subconsciously let out a nasal voice, "Huh?"

Li Chensi moved his head away from him, rubbed it on the pillow, and hugged the young man completely into his arms, "Tell me, can we really be saved?"

"...It's hopeless," Shi Wei was so sleepy that only instinct remained, his voice became lower and lower, "Cut it off..."

"..."

The author has something to say: the full text is over.

In Chapter 44, I collected the gender name of the child once. At that time, a little angel joked and proposed "Li Shizhen".

Then when conceiving the extra episode, the incompetent author thought about it and couldn't get rid of the name in his mind.

...So I succumbed like Weiwei, probably because of fate.

Overall, this article is very cool, and it can even be said that it is the article with the highest satisfaction since I wrote it.The biggest lesson and regret is that I was too busy for two weeks and had to take a leave of absence.