Chapter 1
Chapter 1
Uh, miss, can you please take the hand that unties my belt away?What?cannot?Then it's okay to get away from your rubbing against my thigh, right?What?Or not?What are you kidding?Although my elder sister looks good for both men and women, what kind of trouble are you flirting with like this?Sister doesn't play with women.
Wait, what's with this flat and white chest like a Liaoyuan?Sister's 36D?What's with this white gown?Sister's denim suit?Could it be... sis wearing it?My sister actually wore it?
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"Beauty, would you like me to kiss you?" The sweet and perverse female voice, accompanied by the caressing sound of undressing, I finally couldn't bear it anymore.I took the hand of the beautiful woman opposite me to untie my belt, I blinked my eyes and pretended to be a little squirrel: "Master Xia, Xiaoya is not feeling well today, why don't we talk about it later?"
She looked at me with searching eyes, her right hand wandered restlessly on my chest, and she stretched out her index finger to lightly poke my bicep.Your sister, what's wrong with that overwhelmed and aggrieved expression?Sister once again declares that Sister does not play with women!Well, my sister doesn't play with women, you fucking play with men.For Mao here is the empress, for Mao? ? ?
"No, Xiaoya, I came here specially to look for you today, don't you have the heart to let me go home disappointed?" Her tone was sincere, with a charming little twinkle in her eyes.
Please, don't seduce me... What's going on with this body... How hungry is this excitement and trembling?Good boy, hurry up and go home for dinner, and watch me come here to eat my tofu...
I brushed her face helplessly with my forehead, and pressed a light kiss on her cheek.She laughed happily, bouncing around and asking for more.I'm black.She waved her hands to try to make herself look pitiful: "Master Xia, Xiaoya is really uncomfortable. How about you come some other day and Xiaoya will accompany you all night?" She nodded with a smile, and said "Bah" on my cheek. " After kissing, he jumped and ran away.I looked at this quaint but eerily pink room, and deeply expressed that the offline was serious, and I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to get used to it for a while.
My surname is Lu and my name is Yamo. I am 17 years old and I am a special student of Zhongnan University of Finance and Economics.Relying on a good skin, three great wisdom and a good voice, she has become a candidate for Zhongcai's school belle.I have a gentle and considerate boyfriend with a decent family background. I recently got a chance to travel to Japan.In a Japanese bathhouse, I fell asleep while soaking in the bath.Then……
I found myself wearing it after waking up from the well.The bone-piercing cold made me completely forget who my mother was.The well was terribly deep, and the icy mist surrounded his eyes, shining pale and pale under the moonlight.I lay on the wooden barrel and yelled for help weakly, but there was no movement for a long time.Just as I was desperately preparing to wave goodbye to my brilliant youth, a stone hit my forehead.I gasped in pain.
"Is there anyone in the well?" It seemed to be a girl's voice.
"Yes, yes! Could you please pull me up?" I tugged on the rope tied to the barrel, trying to get her attention.There was a silence above.I thought he was walking away, so I hurriedly shouted: "Hey! Miss, please don't go! Please pull me up..."
It took a long time for the girl to speak: "Are you sure you are a human or not a ghost?"
I rubbed my head in astonishment.No wonder, you are walking by the well at night, when there is a voice in the well asking you to pull him up, will you pull him up?It is humane not to throw two stones.
"I'm human, and my name is Lu Yamo." I explained without much hope.
"Xiaoya?" The girl was obviously surprised for a while, and hurriedly pulled the rope.I sat on the barrel, a little dazed.This girl knows me?As soon as I arrived at the mouth of the well, the girl rushed over in a hurry, buried her head in my arms and shrugged her shoulders, not knowing whether she was crying or laughing.I saw her delicate features, calm and lovely, but I was also happy, so I didn't make any movements.After a long time, she calmed down, but she didn't let go of her arms around my waist.
"Well, what's wrong with you?" I asked cautiously and tentatively.Strange, this girl should be about 1.6 meters tall, how come it only reaches my chest?Did I suddenly grow taller after sleeping?
She raised her hand to pinch my face, and then pinched her own face hard. "Ouch" and said with a smile, "This is not a dream, this is real." I watched her talking to herself and suddenly wanted to slap her twice.
"That..." I pushed her away helplessly, brushing her shoulder and panting lightly.Your sister, this soft body actually makes my lips dry?My sister's figure is first-class anyway.
Uh, wait? !What's with this flat, fleshless little breast?I stared at my chest, which was like a plain horse, and froze in place.She smiled and took my hand, and I found that my hand could wrap her whole body.
"Xiaoya, you haven't been seen for three days. I thought you were seeing some adult who ran away with others. Aunt Mei is very worried about you, and she is sending people to look for you everywhere. Let's go back." She smiled easily , but I let her lead me away as if I lost my soul.
I wore it, and I became a man... What are you kidding!Don't bring such a whole person! ! !
When I followed her into the attic full of begonias, I felt like entering a den of thieves.
The lights were bright, and the lobby was full of seats. There were people of all colors, but they were all women.The wine waiters are all first-class handsome guys.On the high platform of sandalwood facing the gate, there is a beauty reclining on the couch.The purple fox fur is wrapped around him, and the long golden tassels lay out on the couch, but the chest is exposed to a piece of white snow, the collarbone is sharp, the chin is clean and soft, and the long dark brown hair is tied behind the head with a ribbon, and the eyebrows look like There is aura, the corners of the eyes are lifted up to reveal all kinds of styles, the bridge of the nose is high, the lips are soft, and there is a detached and immortal attitude.
I held back the nosebleed that was almost gushing out and coughed violently.The people on the stage seemed to be aware of it, and their star eyes slightly raised their eyes on me.I dodged his eyes and looked around, but I didn't see the girl who just brought me here.I stood at the door a little at a loss.
After the song was sung, everyone in the audience applauded.I also applauded for unknown reasons.But I found that the beauty got up and walked towards me.His steps are light but steady, his figure is slender and tall, slightly taller than me, and there is a faint smile on the corner of his lips.I looked at him and suddenly felt that the sky was brightening.
"Hey! Xiaoya, Xiaoya! My darling! You're back, you're so worried about me..."... This hot and free-spirited shout made me feel a little embarrassing.The audience suddenly fell silent, and a bright red shadow flew towards me on the stairs in the attic.When I realized that there was already a cute girl in my arms.The wings of the nose are exquisite, and the eyelashes are like two small fans, and the fluttering edges are really beautiful.The thin lips are lightly parted, the teeth are as white as snow, and the eyes are radiant and sparkling.A piece of sweet fragrance, my body almost went limp when I smelled it.
I tried to stay awake and carefully looked at the person in my arms.Gorgeously dressed, it is passionate red.This is not the main point, the focus is on her bare shoulders and drooping front.I couldn't help feeling cold.That...does anyone know what kind of plane this is?Are the women here a little out of their minds?I like to drill into the arms of other men when I have nothing to do...
"Hurry up! Shi Xiaoya, where have you been these past few days? How can you not return for three days without leaving a word?" She suddenly changed her expression and immediately raised my ear.Uh...it hurts, take it easy...I lowered my head, trying to follow her petite figure as much as possible.you ask me?Who am I to ask?I take a shower I wash well I cross me Is it easy for me?You can wear whatever you want, you can dress like a peerless beauty, and you can even become an imperial concubine's addiction...
"Good mother, let him go quickly, you will feel distressed if something bad comes out." The beauty who stood opposite me with a smile finally spoke, uh...it was like a crystal colliding with a marble and it landed crisp and soft His voice is actually better than my sister's singing.I couldn't help but look at him gratefully, he looked at me, still smiling.
The woman in red seemed to agree with what he said, and she let go of my ears with a distressed expression.In the end, I finally explained that I had an early rest and went upstairs after doing things tomorrow.work?what to doHey... tell me clearly before you go...
I stared at her back in confusion.It seems that this woman is the so-called Aunt Mei.The beauty looked at me and seemed to find it very funny.I touched my face suspiciously, worried that something dirty was on it.He took my hand and followed Aunt May upstairs.The moment he stepped onto the attic, the lobby behind him, which had been silent just now, became noisy again.
There are many rooms on the second floor. I saw a room with a wide open door and a strange pink color.I stood at the door of that room in a daze, so surprised that I forgot how to breathe.The constant shaking of the bed and the breath-taking breath made me almost suffocate.Nani?Don't you need to close the door to do this kind of thing?Fortunately, okay, there are curtains.I clutched my chest and panted, strangely, my body became hot again.
"Xiaoya? You went to the wrong room." The beauty frowned slightly when she saw me standing in the doorway of other people's room.I came back to my senses, and immediately ran to his side, stroking my head and laughing like a dog.He looked at me, and a trace of helplessness and search flashed in his eyes for an instant.
I pushed the door open, but it was okay, the room was furnished fairly normally.Several emerald colored glass cups are lined up on the sandalwood table, and pandan orchids are burned on the table, and the smoky room looks like a fairy pavilion.The soft couch supported by the green curtain, the satin cover made of silk, is a jade pillow, with a warm glass texture.The window lattice is dark blue, and the black dresser is clean and tidy without any unnecessary debris.
I looked back at the beauty.He smiled and said, "Thank you, good night." He was slightly taken aback, and smiled back, pointing to the room next to him, and then went in.I lay sprawled on the bed, rubbing my temples with a splitting headache.Really, where did this come from?
Suddenly, it seemed that someone was patting my face, and I woke up suddenly to find Aunt Mei sitting beside the bed.
"Xiaoya, it's almost time, it's time to get up." She spoke slowly, her tone flat.I habitually looked at my wrist, only to find that it was clean and white, and there was nothing there.Yes, I wear it.
I got up in a daze, and sat in front of the dressing table half-closed my eyes to prepare to wash up, but when I saw the person in the mirror, my jaw almost dropped.This...is this me?No, is this a man?
His long, thick black hair hangs down naturally, draped casually behind him, his thin eyebrows seem to have been drawn with a brush, and his eyes are dark and bright, as if dripping water.He has a straight nose bridge, thin cherry lips, cheeks that are not ashamed to be peachy, and temples that are uncut and sculpted.If the beauty I saw last night had a detached celestial attitude, then the one in the mirror with peach blossom eyes blinking is a full-fledged evildoer.your sister!A man is a man thirty!Why do you look like this and harm the country and the people?
Aunt Mei patted me, who was already stupid, reached out and touched my forehead, and asked worriedly: "Xiaoya, did you catch the cold?"
I came back to my senses, looked at her and smiled and said it was okay.Just kidding, am I the kind of person who dies after soaking in cold water?Don't underestimate me.She was a little worried, but when she saw that I was fine, she smiled again.Pulling my sign language, he said earnestly: "It's good that you come back. Xiao Luo has been busy and confused for the past two days, and I think he is also tired. I'm afraid he won't be able to do anything today. You can wash up quickly and go downstairs with me."
Doing things again...what the hell are you doing?
I nodded obediently, and followed her after washing up.I only wore a gown, the soft material is the kind I like.After watching so many time-travel dramas, I still learned something.The first is to pretend to blend in with the environment.
I was amazed, the lobby was full of people this early in the morning, and those women in gorgeous crowns and expensive clothes shone when they saw me.Hey, hey, I know this guy has such a good look that even I would be jealous of, look at it and don't act so blatantly, what's going on...
I held back the chill and stopped on the steps as Aunt Mei said, and turned my head to look at the woman below with a gentle smile.I know that this smile must be enough to kill, otherwise I wouldn't have seen a few women who were so excited that they almost lost their breath.I'm still at a loss and don't know what to do.
Aunt Mei cleared her throat, and the noisy lobby fell silent in an instant.I can even hear the pin drop.
"Today is the 17th birthday of Lu Yamo Xiaoya, the golden jader of Qilangzhai. Now, Aunt Mei has two things to announce." Whoops!This guy really has the same name as me.
"The first thing is that the Oiran Contest will be held in ten days. Please cheer for Qi Langzhai." For the first time, I felt that women can be so domineering. Just looking at it makes me feel noble.
"The second is Xiaoya—" She took my hand with a smile on her face, and I suddenly felt hairy.She took my hand and raised it above her head, her voice was loud and full of courage: "He will present his first night today!"
There was a burst of cheers from the audience, and I was dripping with cold sweat.
"Xiaoya, don't you love me, I'll give you 200 taels of gold." A sweet female voice came from somewhere, I lowered my head and said nothing. TM is this trying to sell good boys?Master of my present body... you are a miserable person living in various situations...
"I'll give you 500 taels, Xiaoya, I'm your life." It was a female voice with a strong tone, with a nice magnetism.
"600 taels, Xiaoya, ignore them, I will take you away."
"Are you kidding me? Don't you already have three beautiful wives in your family? Why do you want to rob Xiaoya?"
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My sister is going crazy.please!Sister is a woman!It's a woman!I really wanted to bang my head to death.Why... TM wears around and she becomes the most rubbish one.One is not dressed as a peerless beauty, and the other is not dressed as a boy from a good family... It is a child molestation... The foot wrap of your grandma's child molestation!Is there such a bad one?I don't remember ever stepping on dog shit...
"Mom, I'll pay 1000 taels." It was a clear male voice, I turned my head abruptly, and saw the beauty from last night looking at me with raised lips and a slight smile.There was sunlight by the window, and I finally saw his face clearly.Words can no longer describe his temperament and his detachment.I looked at him with a feeling of shame.
There was a sigh of relief in the hall, and Aunt Mei seemed a little unresponsive.After a while, he replied: "Xiao Luo, are you sure? This 1000 taels is not a small amount. I know you can easily take it out, but your first night is still there. Isn't this a bit sloppy?" Nani?This is how the story should develop?Why do I feel that I am too far off line...
Please... What kind of mood are you all discussing how to sell someone's first night... Don't care and don't have to go straight to this... How is this different from buying vegetables at the vegetable market?Besides, I'm a man now, why would he buy my first night with a man?Is this child...
When I looked at him, he laughed so hard that all the flowers withered.
Could it be that he has the obsession with Long Yang...
I couldn't help shivering, and I hid behind Aunt Mei.He smiled and said softly: "Whoever bids higher here, I will give up."
Tang Xia was silent for a while.Of course, who the hell is rich enough to eat enough to pay 1000 taels of gold for a child's first night?I guessed his intentions, thinking that he was afraid that I would not like it, and he pretended to buy me, but he was actually helping me.I cast a grateful glance at him, and he smiled, gentle and elegant.
"Alright then, Xiaoya's first night belongs to Lin Luochen."
Hey, hey, hey...don't sell me out so easily...why don't you ask me what I mean?Hey...don't go...hey...
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It's a messy article, probably many people don't like this kind of article, but I still hope everyone supports it.I hope my article can bring a little smile to my friends, and the river of mercy is waiting for those who care on the other side! (By the way, I even posted it at the starting point...the table scolded me...)
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