Chapter 97
Chapter 97
It is said that on the night of the banquet, apart from the self-proclaimed upper-world tourist group, a group of monks who ate CP, and the Honghuang Group who wanted to host the banquet, the rest of the "serious" monks who had received invitations and came to the scene seemed to be A little confused.
Follow the ceremony in a daze, congratulate in a daze, eat in a daze, and some even sit at the drinking table in a daze and get themselves drunk.
For example, forget the dust.
He is now hooking the shoulders of Yuan Qi Daoist, and muttering nonchalantly: "What kind of good luck do you think I had when I was young? What can I do? That is the sword master who can beat the saint, my name is I have been with him for many years, oh my god, I think about it now, if I ascend to heaven in the future, facing my strict master, I will have the confidence to raise my head and say to him: 'Master, your apprentice is promising. '"
True Yuan Qi was not drunk, but he really didn't want to hear Wang Chenzi's rambling, so he said perfunctorily, "Ah, yes, yes, yes."
Wang Chenzi felt that this buddy was good, and this buddy responded to him, and the disappointment he confided became even stronger.
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Bridal chamber?Impossible.This is Jinjiang 0.0
It is said that on the night of the banquet, apart from the self-promotional tour group from the upper realm, a group of monks who ate CP, and the Honghuang Group who wanted to host the banquet, the rest of the "serious" monks who had received invitations and came to the scene seemed to be A little confused.
Follow the ceremony in a daze, congratulate in a daze, eat in a daze, and some even sit at the drinking table in a daze and get themselves drunk.
For example, forget the dust.
He is now hooking the shoulders of Daoist Yuan Qi, muttering nonchalantly: "What kind of good luck do you think I had when I was young? What can I do? That is the sword master who can beat a saint, my name is I have been with him for so many years, oh my god, I think about it now, if I ascend to heaven in the future, facing my strict master, I will have the confidence to raise my head and say to him: 'Master, your apprentice is promising. '"
True Yuan Qi was not drunk, but he really didn't want to hear Wang Chenzi's rambling, so he perfunctorily said, "Ah, yes, yes, yes."
Wang Chenzi felt that this buddy was good, and this buddy responded to him, and the disappointment he confided became even stronger.
"Did you know? Fuyi was able to break a hundred and eighty spirit swords a year ago. He is a swordsman. I thought he didn't really like practicing swords, and he didn't like weapons like swords. Until one time, he took the initiative I asked about Shanhe Tongli. At that time, I thought, it’s over, Shanhe Tongli is destined to be the sword that he can’t get. Who knew that in a blink of an eye, he jumped in the line and applied for the job as Shanhe Tongli’s sword repairman.
Hey, have you seen people doing maintenance?According to Fuyi's standard, I can't even afford my saber if I sell everything.His introversion directly raised the selection criteria for sword cultivators in the sword spirit market. I was worried that my apprentices would not be favored by sword spirits in the future. "
This is indeed true, Yuan Qi nodded in agreement, and his Floating Sword also expressed envy more than once.Unfortunately, he really couldn't do it.
Wang Chenzi babbled for a long time, and when he was thirsty, he took another sip of wine. The spicy wine rolled down his throat. Just like I never thought that Fuyi is not Fuyi. You know, when I look at the main table over there now, I still feel that this world is so mysterious and unscientific."
Daoist Yuan Qi rolled his eyes, he seemed to be really drunk, his own existence was already very unscientific, and he said that other bosses were unscientific?
"Hi--" Wang Chenzi hiccupped after being quiet for a while, then suddenly started laughing "hehehe".
Yuan Qi gave him a strange look, and Wang Chenzi said, "Hey, I'm so happy today. I'm eating Fuyi's wedding banquet. Are you happy? Come, come, let's have another drink. Congratulations, Fuyi, congratulations!" Congratulations."
Daoist Yuan Qi rolled his eyes to the sky, my apprentice was finally getting out of the shadow of a broken relationship, today I was stimulated by the red eyes and drank while drinking, I was tricked into killing a dog by an invitation card with nothing written on it. A considerable sum of money was paid.Am I happy?
I'm so happy.
The 500-year-old spirit wine is really powerful, and there are not many monks who get drunk.
Some monks fell asleep with their heads covered when they were drunk, while some monks were very noisy.
I don't know who was bold enough to go to the "bridal chamber", and soon a group of "bridal chamber" drunks gathered, staggering, wandering around in groups on the top of the small cloud.
Lu Ya, Kong Xuan, Dapeng, Kunpeng and other powerful drinkers kicked away Taotie Ling and opened a table. On the table were all older Jiuxian special wines, exclusively for heaven.
Kong Xuan pointed at the group of drunks who were having a bridal chamber, and laughed at them for not even noticing that Chen Fuyi and Xia Li had left, "There's no bridal chamber here, there's still a bridal chamber."
Nuwa who passed by was thoughtful, she looked for Houtu, Bixia Yuanjun, and Queen Mother of the West, and when she called Jiutian Xuannv, Xuannv shrank her neck and said: "Nuwa Empress, no matter what you want later What are you doing, assuming that I have participated in it spiritually? I am afraid that if I appear in front of Sword Master, he will chop me off with a sword."
All the goddesses probably knew the cause and effect, and sighed for a while.
Nuwa said that for a newlywed, there must be virgin boys and girls on the bed, Jian Zun himself would definitely not prepare this, "I want to make it up for them. Otherwise, I will feel very uncomfortable." She felt very uncomfortable not seeing sporadic fragments of the bridal chamber.
When Bixia Yuanjun heard it, "Make it up, you must make it up." This involves her old profession, how could she not. "What I have here are clever and cute children."
Houtu said slowly, "Can ghost infants do without children?"
The Queen Mother of the West also started to promote her own Tonger. Seeing that she was not competitive enough, she glanced at Emperor Haotian, who was drinking happily in the distance: "Otherwise I will do it by myself, and I will call Haotian over. The two of us will definitely be able to hold back." In the past, the golden boy and jade girl under the Taoist ancestor, Yao Chi felt that she was capable of this job.
While Emperor Haotian was drinking, his back suddenly felt cold, he choked on the drink, and coughed so loudly that it was earth-shattering.
"Golden boy, are you alright?" Patriarch Minghe was startled, the wine is fine.
Emperor Haotian shook his head: "It's just a sudden bad feeling."
Ancestor Minghe: "Generally, in our realm, if we feel bad, it's unlikely to be an illusion."
Indeed, Emperor Haotian began to pay attention to it.
Then he felt more and more that he was being watched.
Turning around abruptly——
"Uh, Yao Chi?"
"How's the drink?" Queen Mother Xi smiled at him, "Today we hold hands and be a golden boy and a jade girl again, okay?"
Emperor Haotian: "???"
Tong Tian stared straight at them, and his intuition told him that it was fun.
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After returning home from the bright red little cloud top, the setting of the scene was lost, and there was no atmosphere of marriage in an instant.
As for the bridal chamber?
Forget it, Chen Fuyi will grow old forever with just one hug, and there is no tendency to continue at all.It's sticky to the end, but it's just that lips and teeth are attached to each other, even so, Xia Li was cooked to the color of shrimp by his kiss.
Whenever there is a bolder painter here, he has to shake his head and say, "How pure and innocent."
Of course, it is not ruled out that there are big hands who like pure love and crazy aunt laugh.
It's a pity that none of these large grain producers can see the live version.
Jianxiu and Jianling, who were hugging each other quietly, were suddenly hit by Lingjing's madness.
[Newly-married version of the mirror: /Sahua/Sahua We have prepared a wedding hotel and honeymoon trip for the two of you. The address of the hotel is as follows: Little Yunding Resort, Villa 001, Mid-Levels.The honeymoon trip is all-inclusively arranged by the hotel, covering 24 popular scenic spots and special restaurants around the world, please be sure to come here~/囍/囍】
"Going?" Chen Fuyi asked Xia Li.
In fact, Xia Li doesn't care, but they provide travel services.For activities like running outside, Sword Spirit is still very happy to participate.
So the two of them didn't need to pack their things, and Chen Fuyi didn't take a taxi, so he tore through the space and came to the entrance of the hotel at the address.
Red lanterns were hung on the gate of the Diaolianghuadong, and the strong smell of alcohol and mixed smell immediately told Chen Fuyi——
There are a lot of people here, no, there are a lot of non-human things here.
Chen Fuyi's gentle face instantly sank when facing Xia Li, he took two steps forward, and pulled out Styx and Tongtian behind the gate.
Tong Tian was still carrying a handful of red dates, while Ming He was holding a jar of lotus seeds.
Tong Tian didn't realize that he was caught at all: "Go, why don't you go inside?" While speaking, he grabbed the red dates and threw them from Chen Fuyi's head, "Give birth to a precious son early."
Patriarch Minghe immediately sprinkled lotus seeds: "Don't have more little sword masters, if possible, a few more little sword spirits."
Chen Fuyi: "..."
He couldn't understand whether these two guys were intentional or innocent, but they were really stupid, so they shouldn't be the masterminds.
Xia Li also heard the words of Tongtian and Minghe Patriarch, but he didn't take it seriously. It's not the job of a swordsmith to have more little sword spirits?What does it have to do with him.
Xia Li walked in with Chen Fuyi, and at the same time quickly grabbed a lotus seed and stuffed it into his mouth. Well, ordinary lotus seeds are not as sweet as golden lotus seeds.
The Four Swords of Zhu Xian looked at Tong Tian and sighed again: "Although it is unreliable, he can really survive every time."
Qingpingjian grabbed the shoulders of the four of them, jumped up and looked at Xia Li: "Why? This is getting married? But they look the same as usual? Can you not surround me, I won't go What are you doing?"
The Four Swords of Zhu Xian stood motionless, Jue Xian Jian said: "I won't believe your nonsense. Your eager expression tells me that you just want to rush up and become a light bulb as bright as the Golden Crow."
Chen Fuyi went all the way in, and found out different characters squatting in different places.The immortals, gods, witches and a small number of people who were picked out by him all squatted obediently to the gate, and handed in the tools they were preparing for the bridal chamber——
For example, a red fruit tied with a rope for two people to eat, such as a big red concentric knot for two people to untie with their mouths...
The main provider of the props looked at Chen Fuyi's cold back with a pursed mouth and said quietly, "The Underworld is closed for renovation. Don't come to kill the ghost king on your honeymoon. They are not free, they are going to labor camp."
Chen Fuyi paused, but he quickly realized that there were other things to chop, so he didn't look back.
Hou Tu let out a long sigh, she really tried her best.
In fact, all the way from the door to the bed, the guys hiding in every corner have basically been caught, but the two children on the bed are really familiar.
Xia Li tilted his head: "Whose child?"
Chen Fuyi lowered his eyes and called out, "Golden boy, jade girl."
The jade girl, who had shrunk back to her childhood appearance, looked at Chen Fuyi and Xia Li, and grinned sweetly: "Come on, the bed that Jintong and I made, the sword master and the Lixian sword will bloom side by side in the future. Beautiful."
The golden boy was not as calm and composed as the jade girl, and his face became stiff from nervousness.He climbed down from the bed with short arms and short legs, and made a long bow to Chen Fuyi and Xia Li, "Excuse me!"
After finishing speaking, he immediately stretched out his hand to touch the jade girl: "Let's go, let's go."
The jade girl didn't really want to leave, so the golden boy transformed back into Emperor Haotian, and ran out with the jade girl in his arms.
"Can't you feel the murderous aura of Sword Master?"
"What are they doing?" Xia Li didn't really understand, but Chen Fuyi probably understood, and explained to him what it means to have a bridal chamber.
After Xia Li heard it, he said "oh", so in the final analysis, the reason why the group outside failed in the bridal chamber was that the force value was too low. "I understand. If Tongtian gets married one day, we will definitely succeed."
Chen Fuyi raised his eyebrows: "Indeed."
After cleaning up the wedding room, Nuwa hid in the closet. She didn't want to leave at this point, and she didn't want to leave, except for her teammates who were too stretched. Now she can only hope that she won't be discovered by the sword master.
"I will never watch what I shouldn't!" Nuwa swore to herself.
Chen Fuyi seemed to have really not noticed Nuwa, and after talking with Xia Li for a while, the topic suddenly changed.
"Want it?"
Nuwa: "!" Is this something I can hear?
She was about to cover her ears when Xia Li's excited reply came, "Yes!"
Then, something hit the bed with a "boom--".
Nuwa: "?"
Why doesn't it feel right?
Before Nuwa figured out what was wrong, Chen Fuyi's voice rang in her ears.
"I heard that the empress has a sword named Emperor Wa. I don't know how to maintain it?"
Nvwa's breath stagnates.
Help, he knows.
Xia Li was so comfortable being served by Chen Fuyi that he almost groaned.
As for Nu Wa, she stepped out of the gate of the villa with serious dark circles under her eyes the next day, and was surrounded by her teammates who were eliminated by three shocks last night like the hope of the whole village.
"How is it? Is it intense?" Queen Mother Xi went straight to the point.
Nu Wa looked at her dully: "Do you know the 108 ways to wipe a sword?"
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