Poisonous Peasant 'Concubine'

Chapter 509 The Pure Natural Pervert

Needless to say, when Yan Shengrui came back from court, his precious son would inevitably be abused. Faced with this natural little pervert, the whole family could only shake their heads. If he doesn't make trouble someday , Maybe they are still not used to it, there is no way, they have let him get used to it.

"Yunhan is getting married, I have to prepare a decent gift."

During lunch, Yan Shengrui, who was tortured by his son to the point of scorching, finally remembered what happened in the court today. Hearing that Xiaoqi had announced the late emperor's will, Ling Jingxuan couldn't help but smile knowingly. After the late emperor passed away, Zeng Shaoqing ran out of town With less time, he ran to the palace almost every day, while comforting the pain of lovesickness, while urging Xiao Qi to work hard, and spared no effort to instill all his life experience accumulated over the past few decades into him, helping him grow as quickly as possible. Very responsibly, Zeng Shaoqing contributed a lot to Xiaoqi's success today!Now that he and Chu Yunhan can finally get married, he is also sincerely happy for them.

"Daddy, I want it too."

Xiaotuanzi, who was buried in the struggle with the rice bowl in front of him, had rice grains on his face, and expressed his meaning vaguely. In fact, he didn't understand anything at all. He only heard the word Yun Han, and Yun Han was their Uncle Chu. He still knew one thing, but he thought that his father was going to the big, big palace, and he just wanted to follow. Although, he would drive his 'supercar' at least ten days a month, in the Thunder team He ran to the palace by himself under the escort of Yuanyuan.

"Is there anything you don't want? Eat your meal, little pervert."

Ling Jingxuan angrily wiped off the rice grains on his face, and even helped him pick up chopsticks of shredded pork with green peppers. Xiaotuanzi wrinkled his face and protested dissatisfiedly: "I want a big lump of meat, he is a carnivorous animal, no Eat vegetables."

As he said, he first put the meat in the bowl into his mouth, and then used a spoon to scoop up the green peppers to the elder brother on the other side in all kinds of disgust. Yan Xiaobei doted on him, silently picked up the chopsticks to eat the green peppers, and followed his heart I picked up a big chicken leg for him: "Eat this little dumpling, it's all meat."

"Thank you bro!"

Throwing away the spoon happily, Xiaotuanzi grabbed the chicken leg and took a hard bite. Ling Jingxuan poked his forehead angrily: "What kind of carnivore, where did you learn it? Eat less meat, move more, look You are full of flesh, and you will become the ugliest person in our family in the future."

This child, every time they said something, he would listen to the worst thing he should pick up, and he often learned it right away, so that he didn't know whether to be happy or cry.

"I hate it, how ugly is he? Grandma said he is the cutest child, and my father also said that he likes Xiaotuanzi the most."

Xiaotuanzi protested while gnawing on the chicken legs. In fact, he is not as fat as he was in a few months. The main reason is that he eats a lot every day and is not idle. It's quite big, but compared to other three-year-olds, he has a little more flesh on his body.

"I also like Xiaotuanzi the most."

Ling Wen, the big bun who always doted on him, hurriedly expressed his expression, and by the way, he didn't forget to give his father a disgusted look. He was the only one who disliked Xiao Tuanzi's fat, and they liked his fleshy body.

With the approval of the second brother, Xiaotuanzi bit the chicken leg and nodded persistently. The little Danfeng's eyes almost narrowed into a line, and his chubby little face was full of complacency. He just said, how could he Not good looking?

"Hehe...you lost to Xiaowen and the others again."

Si Kongjue, who was eating at their house, held a bowl and looked at Ling Jingxuan with a smile on his face. Now that his name of poisonous concubine has already resounded throughout the capital, who wouldn't tremble three times when they heard his name?He has been in the capital for more than three years, and he has not been tricked even once. He can be said to be an absolute strong man, but what others don't know is that he loses every day, and loses to his own son several times a day , especially after Xiaotuanzi can run, jump and talk, one day if their family doesn't make some jokes, they will feel very weak.

"No one will treat you as dumb if you don't speak."

Glancing at him angrily, Ling Jingxuan looked at the triumphant little dumpling, and then at the little buns who were all protecting him, and heaved a long and helpless sigh. In the past, he always lost to the big bun. When he grows up and is sensible, he won't be so verbose anymore. Who knows that there will be another one who is even more perverted, and he is also doted on by the whole family, so that he often becomes the target of the family's attack. Under such a disadvantage, can he not lose?

"Xiaotuanzi is Daddy's favorite meat bun."

As if he was afraid that he didn't hit enough, the little bun Ling Wu, who was full of food and drink, also cracked his mouth and laughed, and gave Ling Jingxuan another fatal blow.

"Hee hee, I knew Daddy liked Xiaotuanzi too."

After eating the chicken leg in two or three bites, Xiaotuanzi's mouth was full of oil, and he laughed so much that he couldn't mention it.

"Yes, yes, Daddy also likes Xiaotuanzi. Look at you, why are you going to the palace with Daddy this afternoon?"

Ling Jingxuan resigned himself to his fate, picked up a handkerchief and carefully wiped his mouth and hands.

"Daddy is going to the palace in the afternoon? I'm going too."

Hearing that they were going to the palace, Ling Wu couldn't bear it anymore. He hadn't seen Brother Yan for several days. Until now, he still insisted on marrying his brother Yan as his wife, but after all, he grew up a bit, and he I won't talk about it from time to time.

"Just stay at home and read books honestly. The exam will be in a few days. If you don't work hard at ordinary times and hold Buddha's feet temporarily, you should hug more."

Glancing at him lightly, Ling Jingxuan complained unceremoniously. In the last Tongsheng exam, they all passed the Tongsheng exam. That's right, but Ren Xiaowen, Changsheng Dashan and the other three took the top three places, and he was the only one who led Xiaohu. Zizi and Xiaoqing Baoyuaner were the last three. Even Shang Qing, who was one year younger than them, was better than them. Just the bottom one?

"Study is not fun at all, why don't you go to the palace with daddy to play with Brother Yan, or I won't be a scholar?"

Wrinkling his nose in disgust, the almost ten-year-old Xiao Baozi still likes to act like a baby with his father, even if he is already a well-known bully in the capital outside, all the big families are afraid of him.

"Didn't you insist on joining in the fun at the beginning? You have to clean up your own mess even when you cry."

In this regard, Ling Jingxuan is still very strong. Is the imperial examination a joke?He doesn't force the children to take the imperial examination, or to inherit Shengrui's mantle, and shoulder the responsibility of members of the royal family to protect the country of the Yan royal family. If they want to, they can stay at home and be rice bugs, and he doesn't mind. Anyway, their family has nothing, so they have the most power and money, but there is one exception, which is their own choice. Once they make a choice, he will not allow them to give up halfway.

"Daddy??"

Ling Wu hugged him from behind unyieldingly, buried his head in his neck and acted coquettishly, before Ling Jingxuan could speak, Xiaotuanzi blinked his eyes, pointed at him suddenly and pouted, "Third Brother, be shy, be shy Face!"

"Forehead"

Being complained about by his most precious little brother, Ling Wu's forehead darkened, and he straightened up almost stiffly: "You little bastard, third brother loves you for nothing."

"Shy face, third brother, shame face?"

Xiaotuanzi didn't take it seriously, and still laughed heartlessly. He was used to being called a little bastard, so he probably thought it was a nickname for him.

"Good job Xiaotuanzi!"

Ling Jingxuan pinched his little cheek rewardingly, turned his head and glanced at his little bun: "There is no need to discuss this matter, it was you who said that you were going to be a scholar, even if the sky is full of knives, you have to go .”

"Okay, okay, just go, Xiaotuanzi, please remember, I won't bring you delicious food in the future."

Seeing that he seemed to be very strong, Ling Wu didn't dare to be presumptuous anymore, and when he turned around, he still glared resentfully at Xiaotuanzi who stabbed him horizontally.

"It's okay, Xiaotuanzi, the second brother will bring it to you later."

Big Baozi couldn't bear Xiaotuanzi's grievances, so he was busy making up for Ling Wu again, but Xiaotuanzi tilted his head and thought for a while, and suddenly slid off his exclusive chair quickly, walked over and took Ling Wu's hand and raised his head and said : "Don't be afraid, third brother, daddy doesn't beat anyone, Xiaotuanzi likes third brother the most."

He was more than three years old and didn't know that the other party was angry. He just simply felt that he was unhappy, thinking that he was afraid that his father would beat him, so he ran over to comfort him innocently.

"You, you are used to coaxing people, your small mouth looks like it is wrapped in honey, don't worry, in the future, third brother will bring you back any delicious food he finds in other people's houses."

Looking down at him, Ling Wu couldn't help but burst out laughing, he wasn't really angry, he was just playing with him, who would be willing to be angry with this cute little brother?

"Well, okay, so the third brother isn't afraid of Daddy anymore?"

Nodding obediently, Xiaotuanzi asked innocently again, Ling Wu poked his head and hugged him: "Of course I'm not afraid, when did Daddy hit us? Third brother? Forget it, tell you you don't Understood, are you full?"

Ling Wu, who wanted to explain to him, gave up halfway. What can he explain to a three-year-old?

"Huh?? I'm full, third brother, take me to bed, okay? Xiaotuanzi wants to go to bed early, and I will go to the palace with my father later."

Touching his belly very seriously, Xiaotuanzi said with a bright smile that taking a nap is a habit of his family. As long as nothing serious happens, everyone will close their eyes and rest for a while after eating at noon to eliminate food. He is only three years old Xiaotuanzi also inherited this advantage very well.

"That can't be done. Daddy said before that you can't go to sleep immediately after eating, you have to digest the food first. Can Xiaotuanzi go out for a walk with third brother?"

As he said that, Ling Wu put him down. Although his martial arts were already very good, Xiao Tuanzi was covered in flesh, and his hands sank after holding him for a long time.

"it is good."

At this time, Xiaotuanzi is still very well-behaved, but? ?

"When I go to the palace, I will also show Uncle Chu and the emperor's brother the mole on my little sparrow. Everyone praises me for being amazing!"

"Bump bump."

After the words fell, the sound of heavy objects falling to the ground continued to be heard behind him, and the little bun Ling Wu who was leading him outside couldn't help the muscles on his face twitching rapidly. It's fine to show off at home, but he still wants to show off in the palace?

"Strange, what happened to Dad and the others? Don't worry about the third brother, let's go for a walk."

Turning his head to look at Ling Jingxuan and others who were in a hurry, Xiaotuanzi tilted his head and pouted and frowned, then resolutely let go of everything, dragged his third brother and ran outside.

"Do you want to reconsider your decision to bring Xiaotuanzi into the palace?"

At the dining table on the other side, Sikong Jue, who had finally regained his natural state, suggested with conscience, if we really take him there, I am afraid that everyone in the capital will know that there is a mole on their Xiaotuanzi's penis.

"I'd like to, unless you help me appease him."

The corners of Ling Jingxuan's mouth twitched uncontrollably. Rather than letting him go to the palace to show off his moles, he was more afraid that he would make trouble with him. It is not normal for the little guy to cry. I remember that when he was one year old, he was caught He was still happy with the little abacus, thinking that the family business would be handed over to him in the future, but he fell in love with that silver little abacus for some reason, and he would sleep with it at night and refused to let it go, so he coaxed him to sleep Then he took it off, who knows? ?In the middle of the night that night, everyone in Jingyun Villa couldn't sleep. The crying sound was like thunder, and the roof was almost torn off by him. From then on, he never dared to provoke him again. They were still on his bedside.

"Eh?? I think you should take him there, I want to live a few more years."

Hearing this, Sikong Jue immediately conceded defeat, he didn't dare to take on this arduous and heavy task, God knows if Xiaotuanzi's crying would directly kill him.

"I'll go with you in the afternoon, Xiao Liu should be in the palace too."

Yan Shengrui, who was next to him, inserted into their conversation in a timely manner, and did not forget to put his arms around his wife and pinch his waist in distress. Their youngest son was indeed a little perverted.

"Well, Xiaobei, take your younger brothers to read at home, remember to go outside to get some fresh air in the afternoon, don't sit still in the study all day long."

Ling Jingxuan nodded helplessly, and did not forget to tell his other sons, except for Xiaobaozi and Xiaohuzi who only read military books, the other children are good at everything, but if they try too hard, he is afraid that they will become nerds when they study. So far, that doesn't seem to be possible.

"Don't worry, Dad, I know what to do."

Yan Xiaobei is the eldest brother. Over the years, he has also been used to taking care of his younger brothers who dote on him. In this family, he lives very well, and his father and the others never force him to do anything. Every year when the mother and concubine die, they will also Prepare paper money for him, and accompany him to visit his mother's concubine's grave. He really likes this family.

"Daddy, help me congratulate Uncle Chu, I also want to prepare a big gift for Uncle Chu."

"We want too!"

As soon as Ling Wen opened his mouth, Tie Wazi Yan Shangqing also nodded, and the six eyes of the three of them were shining brightly. Until now, Chu Yunhan is their favorite husband, none of them.

"Oh? Are we, Xiaowen, going to bleed heavily this time?"

Hearing that he wanted to prepare the congratulatory gift alone, Ling Jingxuan couldn't help becoming interested. Although his stingy steamed stuffed bun is no longer considered stingy, he wasn't too generous. As far as he knew, no matter who invited him as a guest, He always went there empty-handed and returned with a full stomach. He had never heard of him giving gifts to any family. Of course, others would not dare to accept gifts from them.

"Daddy, gift is light and affection is heavy. Gifts should not only be based on how much they are worth, but also on how much you have in mind."

When he said it so nakedly, not only did Ling Wen not feel embarrassed, but he started preaching with a stern face. Ling Jingxuan smiled helplessly: "Yes, yes, your heart is important, so I will bring your heart to Yunhan."

This kid always has a bunch of fallacies.

"Daddy, don't tell Uncle Chu yet, I want to surprise Uncle Chu."

"Are you sure it was a surprise and not a shock?"

"Daddy!"

"Haha."

The daily life of the father and son made everyone laugh out loud. Since the late emperor passed away three years ago, their life has been like this, especially Ling Jingxuan and the children. He never seems to regard himself as their father. We will always get along with them like friends, occasionally complaining about each other, and the little days are full of laughter.