Poisonous Peasant 'Concubine'

Chapter 647 The Thing About Open Crotch Pants

"What's the matter? Who is our little dumpling angry with?"

From a distance, they could be seen huddling together and not knowing what to say, and there was still laughter from time to time. Ling Jingxuan took a closer look, and it was incredible that their little dumpling was actually angry, and seemed to be really angry. It's not a common thing, Ling Jingxuan said as he walked over to pinch his pouty little mouth, with a smile of interest in his brows and eyes.

"Daddy"

Xiaotuanzi threw himself into his arms without even thinking about it, and explained the cause of the incident with all kinds of grievances. Ling Jingxuan felt a throbbing pain in his forehead. He knew better to stay in the living room and watch the mother and concubine discuss the wedding. "It's okay Xiaoshu Xiaohuai, Xiaotuanzi is having trouble, it will be fine later."

Ling Jingxuan didn't bother to discuss with him about the crotch pants and the little bird, and looked directly past him at the worried and nervous Xiaoshu brothers.

"It's a small group"

Xiaoshu was still not at ease, the focus of his eyes still fell on Xiaotuanzi, Ling Jingxuan smiled slightly: "It's okay, he's just shy, not angry with you."

It just so happens that he can also take this opportunity to let him seal the crotch, so he can't always wear crotch pants from now on, right?He was embarrassed, they didn't want to embarrass themselves with him.

"Is that so?" Xiaoshu looked at him suspiciously, Xiaotuanzi didn't seem like a shy person.

"Okay, what you Uncle Ling said is absolutely right, Xiaotuanzi is very arrogant, how could he get angry because of a trivial matter?"

Seeing this, Chu Yunhan pulled the Xiaoshu brothers towards him, exaggerated his blatant ridicule, Xiaotuanzi, who was 'crying' in Ling Jingxuan's arms, suddenly turned around: "I'm really angry!"

Well, I was really angry, but he cried for a long time because of the wool, and there were no tears at all?

Not only did Chu Yunhan and the others not believe it, but they laughed even more unscrupulously. Even Yan Chengrui and Ling Jingxuan couldn't help laughing. This kid is only four years old and can play tricks with them.

"It's annoying, Daddy, don't laugh, I'm really angry!"

Xiaotuanzi glared at them angrily, exuding an aura of displeasure all over his body. Seeing this, Ling Jingxuan slowly hid his smile, and said angrily, "If you're shy, you're shy. Why are you angry? It's fine if I don't say anything." ?”

Halfway through the conversation, seeing that he seemed to be about to breathe fire, Ling Jingxuan quickly surrendered. It's not fun to annoy the fire-breathing monster.

"Come on, don't bully your father all the time. Since everyone laughed at you, you haven't thought about what to do?" Xiaotuanzi frowned and said unhappily: "What are you doing? Beat them up?"

"Forehead?"

Yan Shengrui was speechless for a moment, and Zeng Shaoqing who was next to him smiled darkly: "I agree, beat me hard, if you can't win, ask Yuanyuan Gungun for help, Xiaotuanzi, I support you!"

"is it okay?"

Don't tell me, Xiaotuanzi is really stupid and cute to believe. Ling Jingxuan held his forehead speechlessly, and the others laughed so hard that their stomachs almost ached. Xiaotuanzi said: "Don't listen to your sixth uncle's nonsense, they are all brothers and sisters of your brother Shanzi, they are our own people, and our fists cannot be aimed at our own people."

"Oh!"

Hearing Brother Shanzi's words, Xiaotuanzi nodded reluctantly, and resentment was stained between his brows again, Ling Jingxuan sighed deeply, turned his body so that he faced him: "Xiaotuanzi, generally Children don’t wear crotch pants when they’re two years old. When we gave you crotch-sealed pants, you kept yelling that the little bird was uncomfortable and didn’t want to wear them. We all loved you and didn’t force you. Daddy, I was too busy later, so I decisively forgot about it, now that you are four years old, you can no longer be a bird walker, from tomorrow onwards, let's say goodbye to crotch pants, shall we?"

He spoke very seriously, and hoped that Xiaotuanzi could listen carefully. It’s better now that it’s winter. As long as he takes out the little sparrow himself, no one else will lie down on the ground to see if he’s walking the bird. The weather will be warmer in the next day, and he will be almost five years old. At that time, in front of the unrestrained bird walker, it is estimated that more than a few children from the old Wang family will laugh at him.

"But Xiao Que Que really said he was not feeling well!"

It'd better be able to talk, Ling Jingxuan resisted the twitching of the corner of his mouth and said tirelessly: "Then you can't walk the bird, you can't wear crotch pants all your life, right? You always need to get used to it."

The little sword eyebrows were tightly wrinkled into a ball, Xiaotuanzi held his breath for a long time before tilting his head and asked: "Why can't you wear crotch pants all your life? Who stipulated it?" After the "Bengpeng" voice fell, there were sounds all around. With the sound of heavy objects falling to the ground, many people died heroically on the front line. Does he really plan to wear crotch pants for the rest of his life?Whoever stipulated it, grandma's, whoever has a good heart, hurry up and accept this little pervert, they can't take it anymore.

"Ahem——? What about Xiaotuanzi, no one stipulates this, but the little sparrow is your most important treasure, right?" I don't know how long it took, and Ling Jingxuan coughed twice for his son, who was scorched inside and tender outside. Said as calmly as possible.

"Of course, there is a mole on her little sparrow?"

"Please, stop talking!"

Xiao Tuanzi was proud when he heard the words, and when he was about to show off the legendary mole again, Ling Jingxuan quickly covered his mouth, he didn't want him to show off his mole in the capital again, that kind of experience, once enough.

"Oh, I hate you, Daddy, I was almost smothered to death by you."

After finally breaking free from his hand, Xiaotuanzi protested dissatisfiedly, Ling Jingxuan kept ordering himself to calm down, took several deep breaths before saying again: "Since it is the most important thing, shouldn't we hide it? Look, the little bird has been exposed outside, it is inevitable that it will be exposed to wind and rain, what if it breaks? Can a small dumpling without a little bird be considered a small dumpling?"

Well, it doesn't make sense, Ling Jingxuan decisively used the trick of cheating and abducting, who made his Xiaotuanzi so difficult to deal with?

"Will it really break?"

Hearing this, Xiaotuanzi's face was terrified, his hands reflexively covered his little sparrow, and glared fiercely at Sikong Jue and the others who almost spewed out, Ling Jingxuan suppressed the urge to burst out laughing and nodded: "Of course it will be broken." , otherwise, why do you think brother and the others hid the little bird?"

Except for Ling Jingxuan, I am afraid that no one can tell such a serious lie that can only deceive a three-year-old child.

"That won't work, my little bird can't rot, I have to go back and change my pants."

However, he really believed it. Seeing his terrified face, he might be so scared.

"Wait, it's useless for you to go back now. Those pants are all open crotch pants. It won't be too late for me to ask the people in the embroidery room to seal all the crotch for you later."

Hugging his small body that was wriggling and trying to slide down, Ling Jingxuan finally realized that he seemed to have gone too far, but it is not in vain for him to make up nonsense to make his Xiaotuanzi wear crotch-sealing pants from now on.

"But, what if the little sparrow breaks down?"

Xiaotuanzi raised his head nervously, with tears in his eyes, which showed how powerful Ling Jingxuan's lies were.

"It's only for a while, why is it so easy to break?"

Ling Jingxuan suppressed his heartache, and ordered himself over and over again not to soften his heart. This is a rare opportunity, if he misses it, it will be very difficult for him to wear crotch-sealing pants next time.

"Is that right?"

Xiaotuanzi obviously still didn't believe it, and tightly covered his little sparrow with both hands, fearing that it would really rot in the next second.

"Of course, if you don't believe me, ask your father."

Really couldn't take it anymore, Ling Jingxuan decisively kicked the ball to Yan Shengrui, he didn't know how to describe his stupid son.

"Father?"

Xiaotuanzi turned around carefully clutching his crotch, the corners of Yan Shengrui's mouth twitched, his eyes fixed on his precious wife sadly, and he never forgot to reply: "Well, what your father said must be right, so Xiaotuanzi You can’t wear crotchless pants anymore.”

God knows how hard it took him to say it, he would rather lead the army to fight against the northern barbarians of the Eastern Kingdom than deal with his little pervert.

"Then what if Xiao Queque says he's not feeling well again?"

After getting the exact answer, Xiaotuanzi, who was supposed to have no problem at first, thought about it and asked stupidly. The muscles at the corners of Yan Shengrui's mouth suddenly lost control and started beating wildly. After being depressed for a long time, he said as calmly as possible: " Just tell him to bear it, and he will get used to it in a few days."

"Okay then, I will tell Xiaoqueque every day."

Xiaotuanzi nodded 'obediently', and suddenly there was a lot of thunder. Even Zeng Shaoqing and others who were watching the excitement began to be confused in the wind. Grandma, it's better for him to communicate with his little sparrow.

"Xiaotuanzi, are you not angry?"

Seeing that they seemed to have finished their conversation, Xiaoshu walked over to hold his hand again, Xiaotuanzi blinked his eyes and tilted his head and said, "I'm not angry."

"Huh?" Everyone was speechless and black lines suddenly appeared. They didn't know who was yelling that they were angry just now.

"Great, Xiaotuanzi is not angry anymore, let's go play."

Xiaoshu cheered happily, and Xiaohuai also moved over, but Xiaotuanzi held his crotch and kept shaking his head: "No, no, the pants are not ready, people don't want to play, what if the little bird rots?" ?”

Well, it seems that he is really scared, this time he should be able to say goodbye to his crotch pants smoothly.

"Okay, little tree and little pagoda, don't pay attention to him, go and play on your own, the brothers and sisters of the Zhao family have just arrived, you have to be responsible for greeting them!"

There is nothing to do with Xiaotuanzi, Ling Jingxuan could only smile and said to Xiaoshu and the others.

"Then? Well, Uncle Ling, hurry up and get someone to make pants for Xiaotuanzi. It wouldn't be fun without Xiaotuanzi." Xiaoshu looked at him hesitantly with one hand holding him, and the other hilariously covering his crotch. Xiao Liu'er, who was nestled in Zeng Shaoqing's arms, looked at them back and forth, pulled down Zeng Shaoqing's neck and asked in a low voice, "Father, why does Brother Tuanzi Fear?"

She was still young, really small, and she didn't understand what they were talking about after listening to it for a long time.

"Girl, don't be curious, your brother Tuanzi is deliberately afraid."

How can Zeng Shaoqing explain this kind of thing to him?Even if he is eloquent, he can only be gentle with him. "Why do you pretend to be scared on purpose? It's like being coquettish with your father?"

The little girl blinked her eyes and displayed the traditional virtue of not being ashamed to ask questions. Zeng Shaoqing nodded indiscriminately: "Yes, it's almost like that."

"Oh."

Now the little girl finally understood, Zeng Shaoqing exhaled exaggeratedly, and still did not forget to stare at the little pervert, secretly thinking whether to separate them, what if his innocent and lovely little Liu'er was infected by him?