The emperor is a nine-tailed fox

Chapter 9 Failed to Run

"This...a strong man!" I took another step up and winked at my master. He did not disappoint the tacit understanding between our master and apprentice for many years. He drew his knife to the sky and put it on my neck, "This strong man, you have something to say!" It’s easy to say, don’t hurt your peace.”

He rushed forward and grabbed my neck.The two senior brothers were definitely exquisite, and once again drew their swords to the sky, and in the blink of an eye, two blades were definitely added to the king's neck.I recognize these three blades, they are all the housekeepers of the five big and three thick pig butchers at the corner of the mountain, they smell like pig feces.This king had no choice but to stretch his neck and shake his head back.At first glance, it is completely full of the charm of struggle.

Although the master's appearance is a bit rough, he is still considerate and considerate to me, and whispered in my ear: "My dear disciple, you are wronged, the swords and swords in the Taoist temple are used to kill demons and demons, so I have to go to the foot of the mountain I borrowed two butcher's knives from Liu Laogen."

The two senior brothers nodded with sincere eyes, and reads;.I sighed helplessly: "Master, don't you know how to challenge the royal family this time? Why don't more senior brothers come here?"

While speaking, Her Majesty's guards came to surround the three of us, with long swords and short knives, in the mottled light and shadow under the shade of the trees, they were much more eye-catching than these three pig-killing knives.

"Disciple, the beginning of spring is the peak business season for Taoist temples, so there are no extra senior brothers. As a teacher, I will take you two senior brothers to the capital city to see Feng Shui for a large family, and save you... It’s just a matter of passing by!”

It's really a master-student relationship.I wish him the best of luck.

The disturbing time passed, and Lan Shan got out of the carriage at some point.In the wilderness and mountains, her figure stretched out boundless and bleak, and her demeanor was in it, forming a style of her own.

She handed the white bun to Eunuch Fuchen's arms, and her white brocade boots stepped on the broken branches and dead leaves, making a rustling sound.Putting one hand on the horse's back casually, he confided full of doubts: "Robbery?"

The tone of this voice is full of twists and turns, and the taste of ridicule is the strongest?

I suddenly noticed the three blades on my neck shaking violently.The voice of swallowing was extremely loud and the density was extremely high. When I was worried, I could only hear the master say: "This girl, robbery or something, the result is not important, the most important thing is to participate is the real meaning."

Lan Shan smiled, tied the three of them to the back of the horse in a reasonable manner, and said that they would be handed over to the government office at the next destination.

I went back to the carriage safely and sat there, with a headache and fever all over my head, and my heart was sad.Stealing a chicken is not enough to lose a handful of rice. If you talk about being ripped off, then I was ripped off to the fullest by my master.

His wrists were tied up with hemp ropes, and he stumbled after him all the way. I couldn't bear to see him, so I had to close the car curtains and windows, meditate calmly, and recite a few formulas for clearing the heart.Dabai Baozi was exhausted from the extra farce, he lay upright on the seat, sleeping soundly.

Lan Shan called for someone to bring the wound medicine, she held my face in her hands, and her eyes stayed on my neck.

She asked softly: "But it hurts, scratch the skin." After saying that, the pale yellow ointment was already dipped on my light white fingers, and it fainted on my wound.The cool touch relieved the slight burning.

I shrank my head back in embarrassment: "This small injury is not a problem."

But she was a little sullen: "There is no reason for my imperial husband to be slightly injured."

Her Majesty the Empress used this classic plot of the domineering emperor to capture his daughter-in-law very skillfully.But it gave me goosebumps all over my body, and I recalled countless novels about foolish men and women that I read when I was young.The hero's iconic love words will always stir up infinite ripples in the heroine's heart.

And the sentence Lan Shan said is no different from the corresponding sentence "You tortured little fairy".

Fortunately, when the wind blew the curtain, the thirteenth prince's lovely voice came from the carriage next door, and he said with gusto, "Miss Huang, why are you so biased? I haven't even seen you give me some medicine for my ass." ..."

"Then you want Miss Huang to prescribe medicine for you?"

The cold wind rising from the soles of the feet made the frozen Thirteen Princes speechless.The quite interesting Xiaoxiao Nao, in his arms, just arrived at the location of Lizhou in the afterglow of the setting sun.In order not to disturb the local people, Lan Shan has already arranged for someone to rent a relatively spacious house so that everyone can rest.

Before leaving, the guards dutifully asked if they should be handed over to the Lizhou governor's office. Lan Shan looked at me meaningfully, and ordered the three gangsters to be locked up in the woodshed for the time being reads ;.

I was standing at the door helping the thirteen princes with luggage, and I felt very comfortable!

In order to get his imperial sister's anger to appease, the third prince actually ran to the kitchen and moved his pots and pans.He still looked decent, and after a while he dragged me to accompany him.While I felt sorry for his gorgeous body and his status as a dragon, I heard him nagging that being a cook was his dream in this life...a dream that was out of reach.

In the process of peeling garlic, I once again lamented the waywardness of the royal family.

When he said this, there was a gleam in his eyes, quite charming.After saying that, his complexion became gloomy again, and he fell on my shoulder and said aggrievedly: "But Sister Huang and Sister Yu disagree, hey, but I hope that in the next life, I will fly into the homes of ordinary people and fulfill my dream of being a cook."

I patted the peeled garlic sprouts in his hands, and couldn't help admiring him secretly.In this era of being impacted by the idea of ​​self-cultivation and governing the country, he can retain a trace of pure desire, which is really a rare thing in 5000 years.

"Who is this... Sister Yu?" I asked casually.

As if killing him with one blow, he stopped chopping vegetables, then sighed seven or eight times, and said, "What a shrew!"

For such obscure and ingenious explanations, I can make a corresponding conclusion based on the expression of the Thirteenth Prince.A woman who can make a skinless, heartless, and heartless creature like the thirteen princes called a shrew must belong to the category of shocking the world.

After a while he poked me with his elbow again, cast a winking look and said, "Brother-in-law, do you know what is the most famous thing in Lizhou?"

"Beauty in the brothel!"

He nodded with admiration.As I said just now, as a Taoist disciple, I accompany my master every month and year to hunt down demons and slay demons, either in catching demons or on the way to catching demons.Whether it's the bustling market in the Snow Country or a remote border, good Taoist priests have their ambitions everywhere and the road under their feet.

The way to the brothel, I should know a thing or two, but this familiarity is all thanks to my master.His idea of ​​being a Taoist priest is nothing more than a distant echo of the Buddhist Zen philosophy "wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha keeps it in his heart".Those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black. I have been fascinated by my ears and eyes, and naturally I have a superficial understanding of the popularity of brothels in various places.Which family's girl is the most beautiful, which family's girl is a performer but not her body, and which family's girl is of high quality and low price.

"Xiao Wang wanders around as a Taoist priest, these are just superficial, very shallow, very shallow..."

He put down the spatula in his hand, leaned on my shoulder and flattered me: "Brother-in-law is indeed a role model and a benchmark among the husbands of my Snow Country, then you... take me to be superficial and frivolous too, I promise not Let the Queen know."

He raised his thin chest to show his sincerity and loyalty to me, I laughed dryly and said, "It's Xiao Wang who didn't let your imperial sister know about your visit to the brothel."

"Then you agreed!" The watery eyes were full of wretched and spurned flattery.

"...You look like a romantic...have you never visited a brothel?"

"Sister Huang has been strict with me since I was a child, and then I met a shrew...Brother-in-law, do you want to hear about my entanglement with this shrew? I didn't reject her that night, and she hurt me that night. One night my face was full of tears..." In his own world, talking about the sadness of his childhood, he suddenly sniffed and asked me, "Brother-in-law, should we put the water first or the noodles first?"

"Forehead……"

"But Miss Huang is a little tricky. If you eat noodles, you don't like noodles but you like soup..."

"Then is she going to eat the bowl?"