General, he's cheating again

Chapter 92

A small blue snake with scars all over its body curled up and rolled among the yellowed bamboo leaves that fell on the ground.

It opened its mouth slightly and kept spitting out red snake letters at the white-haired man standing in front of its eyes. It also stared at the white-haired man with a pair of narrow cold eyes, with a painful expression, as if it was asking for help from the man.

At the end of autumn, there are a few green bamboos and an ancient phoenix tree planted in this side of the small courtyard with fallen leaves.

In the afternoon, Dao Er, who was cleaning the courtyard quietly, happened to bump into this little green snake that had been injured in late autumn, and couldn't help but stop and watch.

Leaning the broom in his hand beside the sycamore tree, Immortal Du'er, who couldn't see the little green snake in such pain, squatted down, stretched out his slender hands to hold the green snake in his palm, and took it back to the house to rub the medicine.

Little Green Snake enjoyed the real person's meticulous care of him. He was surrounded by green aura, and under the effect of the medicine, the bloody scars on his body had already healed in a few hours.

What's even more amazing is that when Daoist Du'er came to the house again at night to check the little green snake's injury, he unexpectedly discovered that what he rescued was actually a green dragon.

You must know that there is only one blue dragon born in the sky and on the earth, and that is Meng Zhang, one of the four spirits, who is in charge of the eastern realm.

Immediately realized that Meng Zhang deliberately turned into a green snake to lure him to rescue, only to feel that he was being teased, Duer looked coldly at the little green dragon who was still sleeping soundly on the couch in front of him, his eyes were as cold as ice for an instant.

Reaching out to pick up Meng Zhang's dragon horn, Duer carried the dragon and walked straight out of the courtyard.

In the end, Duer stopped at the gate and threw Meng Zhang out of the house without mercy. He didn't care whether the dragon was a god or not, as long as anyone who took advantage of his kindness would not be forgiven.

"Cough cough...

Du'er, you know who I am, and you dare to treat me like this! "

He ate a mouthful of mud facing the ground, and Meng Zhang, who was curled up on the ground in pain, turned into a human figure, and the delicate dark green robe he was wearing was now covered with dust.

But the only response Meng Zhang got was Du'er ruthlessly closing the door.

A dilapidated wooden door separated the two gods into two places. Duer thought the matter was over, but he underestimated Meng Zhang's ability to stalk people.

A blue light appeared in the courtyard, Meng Zhang put his hands on his back after his feet landed, and stared at Du E with a gloomy expression.He lowered his head slightly, with a haughty look on his face, and a soft hum in his nose.

"I also hope that the gods will understand, Xiaoxian has important matters in the lower realm this time, and should not be disturbed by other factors.

If the god's injury is serious, Xiaoxian suggested that the god should go back to heaven to recuperate and not stay in the mortal world. "

Nodding his head slightly, Dao Er's waist-length white hair scattered on both sides of his cheeks, and his pair of deep peach blossom eyes looked neither humble nor overbearing, even with a bit of alienation and indifference.

"Do not.

Fang Fang, the God Lord, had a battle with that ten thousand year bear spirit, and now his body is very weak, and he has no strength to go back to the heaven. "

Not treating himself as an outsider at all, Meng Zhang strode from Du'er's side into the room, he looked around the surrounding environment, and a trace of disgust flashed in his eyes.

Looking at this courtyard piled up with loess, there is not even a tile for the eaves, but the roof is replaced by messy thatch.

In addition, the furnishings in this room are also very simple, only an old wooden table, a bamboo chair, an oil lamp, and a bamboo bed.

And there are only a few trees planted in the courtyard, and a broom is placed in the corner of the courtyard, nothing else.

Comparing this courtyard with his magnificent palace, Meng Zhang frowned slightly and reluctantly lay down on the bamboo bed and sighed softly, "Although yours is simple, it's still passable.

I will wrong myself first, and let me suffer with you. "

A faint anger rose on his face, Du'er took a deep breath to try to calm himself down, and asked calmly, "How long does the god want to stay with Xiaoxian?"

"Aha…"

He let out a sigh of sleepiness, Meng Zhang slowly closed his eyes and waved his hands: "I am a god, I am not in a hurry to leave.

By the way, don't you have something important to do?

Don't worry, what are you supposed to do, this God Lord is just borrowing you to recuperate your illness and will never bother you. "

Seeing that the green dragon fell asleep face inward after finishing speaking, Du E gritted his teeth angrily. He had never seen such a brazen god like Meng Zhang.

With a weary sigh, Duer had no choice but to leave the bedroom and go to an even more dilapidated another room, planning to clean up briefly and spend the night in that other room tonight.

Busy until the middle of the night before falling asleep, Duer fell asleep deeply, and was awakened by the noise in the next room in the early morning.

"Shenjun, can you place this jade bed by the window?"

"Shenjun, this is the Ruyi jade handle that you usually like to use to knock your legs. I put it in the drawer beside the bed for you."

"Shenjun, do you want to arrange for two fairies to stay here with you, so that Shenjun won't be so lonely?"

……

"Well, these things are all arranged for me, as for the beautiful fairy?"

One beautiful face after another appeared in his mind, and Meng Zhang hesitated for a moment.

"My lord, what are you doing?"

Seeing that his original simple and plain room was suddenly made gaudy by this stinky green dragon, Du'er lowered his face and glanced at Meng Zhang with eyes that seemed to be murderous.

"Hey."

Knowing that Du'er was annoyed at the moment, Meng Zhang turned his back and muttered complainingly: "Your wooden bed is really too old, and it wobbles when you move it a little bit, so that I couldn't sleep well. .

However, this god has already rearranged the summoning slaves, so you don't have to feel sorry. "

Speaking of this, Meng Zhangfu turned back and looked at Du'er with a smile on his lips, "This god is always very magnanimous, you should have heard of it."

"I feel sorry?"

For a moment, Duer wondered if he heard it wrong, and his face turned blue in a daze.

"Shenjun, the matter of the fairy..."

Seeing that Meng Zhang didn't answer him, the fairy slave on the side reminded him again.

"Uh, then help me choose the two best-looking ones and keep them."

Thinking about being able to have a beautiful woman pinch his legs, and even kiss him twice when his mouth is greedy, Meng Zhang is in a happy mood, and a happy smile appears on his face with slightly curled lips.

"Isn't the god seriously ill? If you are seriously ill, you have to rest."

He would never agree with Smelly Qinglong to do some disturbing things next to him in the future, Duer looked determined, "Furthermore, Xiaoxian always likes to be quiet, if the god can't rest, then please ask the god to do it." Follow the immortal slaves back to heaven."

"Oh."

Glancing at the expression on Du'er's face carefully, Meng Zhang said calmly to the fairy slave: "Since the real Du'er can't see that the god is with other beauties, then forget it.

Alright, I live comfortably now, you can go back. "

Hearing this, the immortal slaves cast meaningful glances at Du'er one after another.It was obvious that they had been distracted by Meng Zhang's success, and they tacitly believed that their god-king had an affair with Du'er.

Aware of the problem in Meng Zhang's words, Du'er frowned slightly, and said angrily: "Please respect yourself, think twice before speaking, and don't make nonsense."

Stretching his hands, Han Mengzhang stared at the handsome white-haired real man in front of him, raised his eyebrows slightly, and asked with his thin lips slightly parted, "Why, don't you think Du'e real man doesn't like me?

Although the appearance of this god is not as fresh and elegant as yours, and he is inverting all sentient beings, but no matter what, he can be regarded as suave and charming, isn't he?

If you don't believe me, take a closer look at this god? "

Unknowingly being led by the blue dragon, Du'er looked up at the green dragon seriously.

No matter whether he was standing, sitting, walking, lying, or walking, Meng Zhang showed a bit of general-like calmness and majesty.

But he was born with a pair of long and narrow red phoenix eyes, which is more evil and romantic than the brave soldiers on the battlefield.

All in all, Meng Zhang, the stinky dragon, does not look like a serious person no matter from the inside or the outside.

Secretly ashamed, Du'er sighed helplessly and brought back the topic, "Xiaoxian knows that the bear spirit who has been cultivated for ten thousand years is not easy to deal with, so the god may have been seriously injured.

As for Xiaoxian's residence, apart from being secluded, there is no other advantage to speak of. Xiaoxian lives here because of her mission, so she has no other choice.

But if Shenjun wants to quickly recover his cultivation, he should return to the heavenly court full of aura, instead of staying here to waste time with Xiaoxian.

But since Shenjun insisted on staying, Xiaoxian had no choice.

Xiaoxian has to go out to do errands during the day, so she can't take care of the god, and I hope the god will not be offended. "

"This is very good, I am happy here, so why would I offend you.

Well, Dower, you don't have to feel sorry. "

Looking curious, Meng Zhang then asked, "By the way, you seem to be a disciple of the Supreme Lord, right?

What did Laojun tell you to do? Seeing how worried you are, maybe this god can help you. "

Bearing in mind what the Taishang Laojun had told him not to mention this matter to other gods, Du'er politely refused: "Thank you, God, but Xiaoxian doesn't need God's help.

I'm leaving now, Shenjun himself has to take care of himself. "

"Actually, there is nothing else other than a little boring."

After tossing around early in the morning, Meng Zhang was a little sleepy again, so he lay on his side on the jade bed and closed his eyes, "Okay, you go out.

By the way, I heard that the peach blossom wine here is the best, when you come back at night, don't forget to bring a can for me~"

Glancing sideways at the stinky green dragon on the bed, Duer put down the black lines on his face, not understanding why he suddenly provoked this difficult god.

Some time ago, he also heard that the primordial spirit of Mengzhang Shenjun returned to the heaven from the lower realm, but not long after the news came out, Taishang Laojun accidentally locked him in the furnace because he was drunk and knocked over the alchemy furnace. The primordial spirits of the four great evil spirits of ancient times put down the world.

And those four evil spirits are not easy to provoke, this time he wants to follow the Taishang Laojun into the mortal world to chase these four evil spirits back, he will inevitably encounter all kinds of difficulties and obstacles.

Therefore, he, who was already devastated by his official duties, was still entangled by Meng Zhang, and his mood was in a mess.

But even so, Daoist Duer could only swallow his anger and invite God Mengzhang away respectfully. After all, he was just a loose immortal who dared not disrespect the god.