Chapter 126 Chapter 126
Chapter 126 Chapter 126
Ni Yan really understood the preferences of his aunts very well, he didn't need to set the alarm clock, and a video called out his consciousness from his dream.
As soon as he guessed it was his mother, Ni Yan touched the phone and connected to the video, leaned against the head of the bed facing his face, closed his eyes and hummed: "Where are you going?"
The third aunt's voice came from the mobile phone: "Xiaoyan, when are you coming over? We are going to see your third uncle at my uncle's house today!"
Ni Yan subconsciously put the quilt over Lu Mingsu's head, tried to wake up, opened his eyes and looked at the phone screen: "Then let's get up now and go there, see you at the intersection later."
"Who? You're trying to smother me to death!" Lu Mingsu pulled the quilt, showed his head, saw a group of people on the phone looking at them, and shrank back into the quilt instantly.
"Xiao Yan, hurry up, let's go to have breakfast. If Xiao Lu can't get up, let him sleep. He is tired after dragging him every day." After finishing speaking, the third aunt hung up the video.
"Are you going?" Ni Yan put the phone on the bedside, got under the quilt, touched Lu Mingsu's belly in the dark, and pressed his face against it.
"You go, I'll go." Lu Mingsu lifted the quilt, and saw Ni Yan resting his head on his stomach like a puppy.
"Then get up quickly!" Ni Yan slapped it down, and bounced his whole hand back, "Lu Mingsu, look at your stomach yourself!" After speaking, he jumped out of bed and ran to the sink to start brushing his teeth.
"Brother Yan, why do you always have such strict demands on me? I'm very tired." Lu Mingsu got off the bed and stood beside Ni Yan.
"Then you can eat it. When you come back to fatty liver, liver cirrhosis, hypertension, heart disease, and die young, I will inherit your inheritance, and then I will find another one." Ni Yan sprayed toothpaste foam while brushing his teeth.
"Damn it, can you expect me to order it?!" Lu Mingsu turned his head violently, spraying toothpaste on Ni Yan's face.
Ni Yan washed his face by the way, and as soon as he turned around, he jumped onto Lu Mingsu's back: "I don't know if I'm looking forward to it or not, but now you're not going to get better!" As soon as the words fell, one hand strangled Lu Mingsu's neck, and the other He grabbed his ear with one hand, and the space was filled with Lu Mingsu's wailing.
"Ni Yan, you're done. I have to sue our mother today. You're a fucking bully!" Walking on the main road, Lu Mingsu lowered his head, puffed up his cheeks, and kicked the stones at his feet all the way. .
"Little Lu Mingsu, remember to eat, but also remember to hit!" Ni Yan held his head high, with a proud face.
"Eat fart, when did you eat it? It's all fucking left!" Lu Mingsu yelled with aggrieved face, "Apologize, you have to apologize to me today, otherwise we will never end."
"Ha," Ni Yan smiled disdainfully, "Tell me, why is it endless?"
Lu Mingsu turned his head to look at the fearless Ni Yan, and said viciously, "Don't even try to touch me for at least a month!"
"Haha," another disdainful laugh, "does it matter if I touch you or not?"
Lu Mingsu was stunned for a moment, then raised his head and howled: "Mom, you have to make the decision for me, Mom, Zhou picks up furs to kill people, Huang Shiren forced a good man into prostitution!"
Ni Yan grinned non-stop, and poked his elbow again: "Shut up! On the road, is it shameful to lose face?!"
"I don't care about the embarrassment, I'm going to sue you, sue you for domestic violence, sue you for rape, sue you...then what!" Lu Mingsu's howling became softer, and he kept turning his head to check the surroundings. nobody.
"Where are you going to sue me, the Women's Federation?" Ni Yan quietly touched Lu Mingsu's hand, grabbed it tightly, and dug his palm with his fingers.
"Husband, what's for breakfast?" Lu Mingsu's palms were itchy from being scratched by Ni Yan, and he smiled again in an instant, leaning his head on Ni Yan's shoulder in a cheap way.
"Bitch!" Ni Yan smiled, "Go eat spicy soup!"
"Hey, good!" Lu Mingsu pulled Ni Yan and ran forward a few steps, "Quick, mom is in a hurry."
"Fuck, Lu Mingsu, did you learn how to change your face when you went to Chengdu last time?!" Ni Yan ran after Lu Mingsu, yelling at his back.
"Then I won't do splits tonight, I'll show you a different face!" Lu Mingsu ran, and suddenly turned around and smiled at Ni Yan, Ni Yan looked dazed again, this moment should have been photographed with his mobile phone.
Ni Yan and Lu Mingsu were going to have breakfast at that intersection, and when they arrived, a group of people were already waiting for them at the intersection, so they didn't finish the hot spicy soup, so they bought two burritos while gnawing on them, and then went bus.
Ni Yan roughly counted, there were at least fifteen or six people in this row, the whole bus seemed to be chartered by them, the driver was crazy, and the first time I saw people throwing coins into it were ten or five yuan.
I haven't received a big ticket, let's open my eyes...
As soon as he arrived at the third uncle's grandpa's house, Ni Yan saw a familiar figure squatting on the edge of the mud and brushing his teeth.Anger was like mustard, and it came to the fore. Ni Yan took a big step forward and wanted to rush over and beat him up. In front of everyone, let everyone see how the child should be educated.
But it didn't work out, Lu Mingsu grabbed him with one hand, and the other hand was wrapped in gauze, so he had no choice but to pin him with his arms.
"Forget it, big kid, why are you bothering with him?" Lu Mingsu whispered from the side.
"Child?" Ni Yan's eyes widened, and he pointed to a kid picking up mud in the distance, "His son is already playing with mud, kid is a fart, I just want to see if anyone cares about this bastard in this house !"
"Look at this, does it look like someone is in charge?" Lu Mingsu said, "You worry about it, the government will always be in charge."
"But your hand..." Ni Yan glared angrily at Daming Zi who stood up after brushing his teeth.
"The person who stabbed me gave you a brick." Lu Mingsu dragged him aside, "Forget it, Brother Yan, be obedient, be good, for my sake, don't make things difficult for our mother .”
"Hmph!" Ni Yan followed Lu Mingsu into the house, but he didn't beat him up like a child, Ni Yan always felt upset and held his breath in his chest.Ni Yan's mother was always angry when she saw him, so she asked him what's the matter, Ni Yan raised Lu Mingsu's gauze-wrapped hand to his mother's eyes, and made her scream in fright, attracting everyone in the room to look over. .
"What's the matter, Xiao Lu, why did your hand hurt like this?" Auntie stretched her head to look twice, and asked in surprise.
Ni Yan glanced at Damingzi's room angrily, that brat was playing games in it.
"It's okay, I accidentally rowed." Lu Mingsu smiled awkwardly, reached behind Ni Yan's back and pinched Ni Yan's back.
After staying at the third uncle's and grandpa's house all day long, Ni Yan looked as if he had put away his debt and couldn't get it back. No one knew what happened to him, and they didn't dare to ask. Only the second niece liked to come to Lu Mingsu's side. Looking for him to play, the fourth aunt yelled, and asked him when he would bring his younger brother to play again.
"Did you see the difference?" Ni Yan touched his second niece's head, then raised his chin not far away, Lu Mingsu looked over, and found that Da Ya and Er Ya had climbed a tree to pick green persimmons and smashed them on the ground. One picked up the green persimmons dropped by her sister and smashed them at the dog, "This is the difference between someone who cares and no one. When you grow up, it's just like that."
"Don't worry, our son won't do this," Lu Mingsu hugged his second niece, and put him on the cushion of the electric tricycle, "We don't worry about other people's children."
"Fourth Aunt," the little girl turned her head and called again, "Why did Fourth Uncle send you to the relief station?"
Lu Mingsu was stunned for a moment, then suddenly laughed: "Because the fourth aunt is disobedient, and disobedient children will be sent to the aid station to be beaten, do you want to go?"
"I won't go, I won't go!" The little girl kept shaking her hands, "I'm obedient, I won't climb trees or beat dogs."
Ni Yan and Lu Mingsu stood on the side, laughing non-stop, he found that he and Lu Mingsu were quite popular with children, Xiao Chan liked to pester him, and his second niece liked to pester Lu Mingsu.
"Hey, Lu Mingsu," Ni Yan suddenly had an unreliable idea, "Can we match these two children?"
"I think it's okay, the second brother is so picky, the dowry will definitely be indispensable in the future," Lu Mingsu smiled, "Cultivated since childhood, the relationship is deep."
"Girl, do you like the younger brother of the fourth aunt's family?" Ni Yan rubbed the little girl's head.
"I like it." The little girl smiled.
"Why do you like it?" Lu Mingsu asked.
"Because the fourth aunt is good-looking, and my younger brother looks like the fourth aunt, so he must be good-looking when he grows up." The little girl said seriously.
"Fuck!" The two laughed in unison.
When he returned to the hotel at night, Lu Mingsu was still thinking about getting married to his second brother's family. He also liked the little girl very much. Ni Yan promised him that he would try his best to make it happen.
Lu Mingsu couldn't touch the water with his hands, so he took the opportunity to enjoy Ni Yan's thoughtful service, and even called Ni Yan in to help him twist the towel when he took a bath.
"Don't use a towel, just wash it off." Ni Yan was leaning on the bed chatting on WeChat, and didn't want to talk to him at all.
"Brother Yan, I can't wipe my back, it's itchy, come and help me!" Seeing that Ni Yan didn't pick up the towel, Lu Mingsu changed his reason again.
"You're so hot!" Ni Yan threw the phone on the pillow, jumped off the bed and rushed to the toilet, grabbed a towel from the shelf and slapped Lu Mingsu's back, "Do you still itch?"
"Ah!" Lu Mingsu exclaimed, and suddenly turned around to stare at Ni Yan, "Damn it, are you here for execution?!"
The moment Lu Mingsu turned around, Ni Yan also turned around abruptly, and ran out of the toilet as if fleeing for his life.
"Hey?!" Lu Mingsu was taken aback, then suddenly laughed, "Brother Yan, why are you running, are you freezing again? If it doesn't work, just turn up the temperature of the air conditioner."
"Say one more word, sleep on the sofa for me at night!" Ni Yan leaned against the head of the bed, and suddenly yelled, Lu Mingsu stopped the sound as if a switch had been flipped on.
Lu Mingsu came out of the shower and saw Ni Yan changed his clothes and was about to go out: "Hey, why are you going?"
"I'm hungry, go out and eat something." Ni Yan changed his shoes and walked to the door, "Don't run around, wait for me in the room." After speaking, he opened the door and ran out.
"I'll accompany—" Before Lu Mingsu could finish his sentence, the door was closed by Ni Yan, who kicked the leg of the bed, "Fuck, we're back again!"
Lu Mingsu didn't dare to go out, fearing that Ni Yan wouldn't be able to enter the room when he came back, so he could only send him a WeChat message in 10 minutes, but Ni Yan didn't reply a single one.After waiting for more than an hour, the doorbell rang, and Lu Mingsu ran to the door like a gust of wind, and when he opened the door, he saw Ni Yan with a smug smile.
"So happy after eating?" Lu Mingsu pulled Ni Yan in, and turned around a few times to check.
"Aren't you happy after eating?" Ni Yan took his pajamas and went to the bathroom to take a shower.
"What did you eat for so long?" Lu Mingsu didn't want to talk nonsense with him anymore with a playful smile, so he pushed open the bathroom door with a gloomy face, "Why didn't you reply to your WeChat?"
"What are you doing, I'm taking a bath!" Ni Yan pulled the curtain in the inner room, lying in the bathtub and soaking in the bathtub, after exercising strenuously just now, his arms and legs are a little sore now.
Lu Mingsu stepped over in a few steps, pulled the curtain aside, stared at Ni Yan's naked body, and felt a tug in his heart, a rush of hot blood rushed to his heart.
"Tell me clearly, why did you go there just now?!" Lu Mingsu glared at Ni Yan angrily.
"I..." Ni Yan felt that it was inappropriate for him to be so naked under Lu Mingsu's nose. Although he had been exposed more than once, this state was a bit embarrassing. Lu Mingsu looked at him condescendingly, making him feel like is awaiting trial.
"Say!" Lu Mingsu was worried in his heart, he knew that Ni Yan would never keep so many of his WeChat messages without replying if nothing happened.
"I'll beat him up." Ni Yan turned over and lay on his side in the bathtub with his back to him.
"Ah?" Lu Mingsu was taken aback, he didn't expect Ni Yan to go out to fight.
"Ah shit! This is Brother Yan, you must repay your kindness, and you must avenge your revenge! Get lost, I charge ten yuan for a shower!" Ni Yan pulled the curtain, and Lu Mingsu pulled it away the next second , he sat up all of a sudden, staring at Lu Mingsu, "Are you going to die?!"
"Brother Yan, you have clearly marked the price," Lu Mingsu leaned against the wall, folded his arms and watched quietly, "I've timed it, and a penny is worth it to you."
"Fuck | Your uncle, Lu Mingsu!" Ni Yan poured a handful of water over, "I'll say it one last time, get out!"
Lu Mingsu raised his head, leaned against the wall and smiled, looked at Ni Yan with peachy eyes, took out a cigarette from his pocket, lit it, and put it in his mouth, just watching, the more he looked, the happier he became.
"Fuck!" Ni Yan poured another handful of water over it, and lay down on the broken jar, "Look, it's not like I haven't seen it anyway." After speaking, he stretched out two fingers and shook it.
Lu Mingsu took out the cigarette from his mouth and stuck it in Ni Yan's mouth.
"You fuckin incense, inserting so hard?!" Ni Yan squinted his eyes and smoked a cigarette, resting his head on the edge of the bathtub, his half-length hair was wet and resting on his head, his legs were crossed and stretched forward, looking Lu Mingsu swallowed.
"Brother Yan, do you think I'm talking fart?" Lu Mingsu said with a smile, "If you're asked to cut your hair, you fucking refuse."
"Doesn't it look good? Like this..." Ni Yan rubbed his hair, looked sideways, and found that it was long.
"It's so pretty, it's easy to seduce people." Lu Mingsu bit his lower lip.
"Whoever hooked, I hooked you idiot." Ni Yan sneered disdainfully, turned his face to the side and smiled.
"Brother Yan, do you know?" Lu Mingsu suddenly put his arm down and put it behind his back, "If it wasn't for my hand injury, I would have rushed to kiss you, gnawing on you from head to toe."
"Lu Mingsu!" Ni Yan smoked a cigarette, turned his head back, and stared into Lu Mingsu's eyes.
"Huh?" Lu Mingsu grinned.
"I just want to call you," Ni Yan smiled, "I really like this feeling, I know that when I turn around, you will be there."
"You don't need to look back," Lu Mingsu said, "As long as you need it, I'll be there wherever you look."
"Then what if I'm blind?" Ni Yan squeezed the cigarette butt between his fingers, and Lu Mingsu quickly took it and threw it into the toilet.
"If you're blind, I'll hold your hand forever, so that you can always feel that I'm by your side." Lu Mingsu clapped his hands, turned around and went out of the toilet, "Low blood sugar, don't soak for too long, you can get up now. "
Ni Yan smiled, lay down and soaked for a while, and when he lay down on the bed, Lu Mingsu had already fallen asleep on his side.Ni Yan stuck it up, hugged Lu Mingsu from behind, and fell into a deep sleep.
Every morning, Ni Yan is woken up by the ringtone of the video, and then he drags Lu Mingsu to run from east to west. After running for two days, every meal is full of big fish and meat. Nausea.
The Mid-Autumn Festival is here, Ni Yan and several other aunts went back to Jiangling by car at noon, and it took more than half an hour to go back to Yunshan with their mother. A group of people had brunch and stayed at the train station to wait for the car .
"Lu Mingsu, I want porridge when I go back to Jiangling, I'm tired of eating these days." Sitting beside Lu Mingsu, Ni Yan yawned again.
"I found that you have to fall asleep every time you get in the car." Lu Mingsu held the handle of the suitcase, "I'll make porridge for you when I get home, what porridge do you want?"
"Any kind of porridge is fine, white porridge, preserved egg porridge, vegetable porridge, whatever you want." Ni Yan pulled Lu Mingsu's arm, wanting to lean on his shoulder and squint for a while, "Give me a candy!"
"Okay." Lu Mingsu took out a candy from his pocket, and before he could peel it off, the aunt snatched it away, "Hey, shit!"
Seeing Lu Mingsu nodding and bowing these days, the two girls didn't let go of a fart, and they looked like soft persimmons, so they became more and more courageous.
"What's the matter?" Ni Yan opened his eyes, and saw Lu Mingsu's bewildered expression.
"Ah? It's nothing, I'll take another candy." Lu Mingsu took out another candy from his pocket.
"Again?" When Ni Yan heard this, out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the two girls on the opposite side who were secretly having fun, and the eldest girl was still holding a candy in her hand.He jumped up suddenly, stepped over, grabbed Da Ya's hand and snatched the candy back, then returned to the chair and sat down.
"Forget it, kid, give it to her." Seeing Ni Yan's stern face, Lu Mingsu persuaded in a low voice.
"It's not that I won't give it to her. She asks me for it, and I will naturally give it to her, but I'm not used to her if she's so unruly." Ni Yan glared at them again, tore off the candy wrapper, and threw the candy into his mouth.
The other aunts also couldn't get used to the two girls all the time, they didn't say anything out of face, and knew that only Ni Yan in the whole family would occasionally meddle in such nosy matters.
Da Ya just snatched the candy, but Ni Yan snatched it back, and was stared at twice. She was unhappy immediately, and didn't dare to resist. She glanced at the soft persimmon beside Ni Yan, ran over and kicked Lu Mingsu. foot.
"Huh?" Lu Mingsu was taken aback, thinking why he was affected.
Ni Yan's anger suddenly rose to the top of his head again, pointing at the big girl and shouting: "Come here! Apologize to uncle!"
"Bah!" The big girl turned her head and ignored him.
"Fuck, if I don't beat you today, you don't know who you should be afraid of!" Ni Yan rushed over and carried her over, "Say it again, apologize to uncle!"
"Forget it, Brother Yan, it's okay, the child's feet are not heavy." Lu Mingsu was afraid that Ni Yan's mother would make trouble, so he pulled Ni Yan's arm, "Sit down, there are so many people."
"Shut up!" Ni Yan growled at Lu Mingsu, turned his head and grabbed Da Ya's arm, "If you don't apologize, I'll beat you, believe it or not?!"
"Smelly shameless, I won't apologize!" Big Ya kicked again abruptly, Lu Mingsu couldn't take it anymore, and stared at her viciously.
Ni Yan slapped her up with a slap, but didn't use much force, just to scare her.
"Grandma, he hit me, that shameless thing hit me." Da Ya broke free from Ni Yan's hand and threw herself into the old lady's arms.
"Big girl, why are you talking to uncle?" Auntie got angry and grabbed her, "You are so grown up, do you understand?!"
"Mom said, he is a shameless thing, I want to tell my mother, he hit me!" Big Ya cried.
"Call your mother here, and I will beat you together! If you don't beat you, you will forget that there are rules in this house!" Ni Yan walked over, trying to take her out and beat her up, but the aunt guarded her tightly. He is also not easy to use.
"Grandma, mom said, the two of them have no shame in making broken shoes." The younger one tugged at grandma's arm, pointing at Ni Yan and Lu Mingsu.
Ni Yan just wanted to take a stick and smash the butts of these two brats, and he didn't even notice that the aunts around them looked at them blankly.
"You're talking nonsense!" The second brother's daughter suddenly stood up, pointed at Erya and said, "Fourth uncle and fourth aunt are not shameless, your mother is shameless!"
Hey, what the hell, there are unexpected gains... Ni Yan almost wanted to hug his second niece and kiss her, the things he discussed with Lu Mingsu were really reliable.
"Your mother is shameless!" Da Ya was still crying, raising her head and still not forgetting to curse back, "My mother said, things about the two of them are spread all over the Internet! Everyone is scolding him, isn't it? What is the face?!"
With a calm expression on his face, Lu Mingsu pulled Ni Yan back, leaned into his ear and said, "Let me just say, your reason can only deceive old and weak women and children, you see, if you don't sign someone's autograph, they will be upset, Call you shameless?!"
"Fuck, it seems like you didn't scold you, are you still very honorable and proud?!" Ni Yan glanced at him disdainfully, and suddenly shouted, "Lu Mingsu, go back to Yunshan and follow me to their house, and tear up that bitch! Q!"
"Brother Yan, forget it, what are you fussing about with a shrew." Lu Mingsu tugged Ni Yan's arm again.
"Big girl, what nonsense are you talking about, what did your mother say?" The auntie didn't know what was going on, although her granddaughter was used to messing around at home, but the girl from the second child's family also started arguing.
"Grandma, look, they both wear rings!" Er Yatou tugged at the hem of grandma's clothes and said softly.
As soon as the words fell, everyone stared at Ni Yan and Lu Mingsu's hands, the rings that neither of them had time to take off were still reflecting under the lamp...
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