mousepad-d2 Chapter 1 [Teacher-Student Love] Salted Fish turned over 1 times
Chapter 1 [Teacher-Student Love] Salted Fish turned over 1 times
Temporary leave for students
Class: Senior One (6) Class Name: Yan He
Reason for going out: I was spat on the top of my head, I went to a barber shop outside the campus to wash my hair
Time to go out: 20:00 to 22:00
Class teacher's signature: Qin Yuzhen
2016. 6, 17
At 22:20, the evening self-study of the first grade is over.When he arrived at Yan He's dormitory in five seconds, Li Mu really smelled a delicious smell of meat in the corridor.
"It's ok, Principal Yan, did you wash your hair? You've worked hard today." Turning around, Li Mu had already kicked open the door of the dormitory, leaning against the door with a playful smile, looking at his upper body (Jinjiang) naked, Arriving at the dormitory ahead of schedule, Yan He had already finished his shower and was leisurely drying his clothes on the balcony.
In the next second, he was in front of a box of "Bright" milk in the dormitory.
After hanging up the last piece of clothing, Yan He wiped his hair with a towel, walked to Li Mu who was squatting on the ground unpacking the milk box, and arched his body with his feet: "Take the whole box away. Ten yuan of original flavor I brought the chicken chops to the people in the dormitories in your class, the separate piece inside is the fried rice you want, and the luxurious egg pancake is from Boss Qian."
The principal of Nanjing International No. [-] Middle School was surnamed Yan, so Yan He was given the nickname "Principal Yan".
Li Mu, who couldn't wait to unpack the box, stopped and rubbed over: "Why, Principal Yan won't come to our dormitory tonight, so it's dark?"
The glory of the king swept the campus overnight, and it has almost become a practice for Yan He and the others to turn black every night.
"Fuck you." Since hanging out with Li Mu and the others on the Tianwang Canyon Night Tour, his eyesight has plummeted, and now he can no longer see the money in WeChat and Alipay.
He used to be Yan, the principal of Nanjing, and now he is the poor B Yan of Nanjing, "Hurry up and take it away, the smell in the dormitory is so strong, when my roommates come back from studying, they will ask BB again."
"Damn." Li Mu's eyes widened in disbelief, "Your roommates are not still studying in the classroom so late, are they?!"
"You think." Yan He took it for granted, and glanced at him, "All the people in the provincial recruitment class are like this."
The provincial recruitment class of International No. 30 Middle School is a well-known intensive class and elite class in Nanjing universities, so it is also called "Zhou (Jin) En (Jiang) Lai" class.After evening self-study get out of class, [-] minutes later, the school will ring the bell and turn off the evening lights.After turning off the evening lights, one cannot get out of bed to walk around, two cannot talk and talk, and three cannot turn on the light to read, and the teacher on duty will come to check the bed every day.If you are caught violating regulations and disciplines, you will be notified of criticism if it is light, and will be punished if you are serious.
Therefore, even if there is only 30 minutes, the future "Zhou (Jin) En (Jiang) Lai" will never waste a minute on washing, and will never go back to the dormitory to rest until the last lesson.In the evening, there are hanging beams and stabs, and today there are night battles with lanterns.
Because, the final exam is coming soon.
Hearing this, Li Mu squinted and smiled: "But you are not like this."
"You have the guts to say it again." When the senior high school entrance examination just ended, Yan He entered the provincial recruitment class with a brilliant score of the top [-] in the Nanjing high school entrance examination.He was a hardworking man, too.
Yan He "scrubbed" the towel onto the bed, and pointed at Li Mu, "Just say one more word, and I'll kill you with mathematical elimination in minutes." After finishing speaking, he was amused by himself, "Hehe" smiled.
Li Mu looked him up and down, cupped his hands, and said, "Principal Yan's three consecutive studies, I can't afford to provoke him."
Yan He hummed twice, and was about to go to bed.In addition to playing basketball in physical education class recently, he is full of vigor and vitality, and the rest of the time he looks like a mentally handicapped child who can't wake up.
His head teacher had been eyeing him a long time ago, and today he will be let out of the school simply because he put a napkin on his head, saying that there is a mouthful of phlegm falling from the sky under it, and the head teacher didn't dare to remove it to confirm, so he let him out Understand.
With such a wonderful reason, Yan He can be called Nanjing International No. 1 for Qiao Wan to go out to help bring chicken chops.
Li Mu took out his fried chicken steak, gnawed on it, and said vaguely: "You just slept like this? Don't, Principal Yan, if you say a word, I will go to bed tonight."
While he wasn't paying attention, Yan He kicked him on the buttocks, and said firmly: "Tonight, I only have an appointment with the study bureau. And..." He frowned: "Don't eat here, just roll and roll."
"No. It's really something. Tonight, Boss Qian wants to discuss with us about the classification of the sophomore year of high school. Hey, do you choose liberal arts or science?"
Yan He was already lying down, but when he heard about this, he straightened up: "What do you choose?"
"Me? I might choose liberal arts. Boss Qian seems to want to go abroad."
Yan He immediately frowned: "I want to choose art." It's a pity that his little face doesn't follow art.
But after thinking about it, he said, "No way. The three of us have one class." He took the mobile phone hidden under the bed sheet, stuffed it into Li Mu's schoolbag, and waved at him as he got off the bed: "Let's go, King! About one wave in the canyon."
Li Mu's eyes lit up, he swallowed a big mouthful of chicken chops, picked up the milk box, and walked to Qian Ziang's dormitory.
Yan He, who was following behind him, turned around and put on a white T-shirt before leaving.
Opposite the boys' dormitory is the girls' dormitory.Although he didn't know if girls would buy binoculars to peep like the brother in the dormitory next door, but he didn't want to be a topic among girls after all. If his six-pack abs were accidentally seen, he didn't know how much he would receive. Love letters and how many QQ friend applications.
On the way to Qian Ziang's dormitory, I happened to meet his roommates who were stuck returning to the dormitory for the last 3 minutes.They greeted Yan He, and he responded vaguely, but Li Mu pretended not to see it.
When they return to the dormitory later, it is estimated that there will be an explosion.As Yan He thought about it, it seemed that his three roommates were chattering about "what's the smell", "open the window" and "ventilate" in front of his eyes.I'm really glad that he's going to Qian Ziang's dormitory soon, so he won't be able to hear their bullshit.
Most of Yan He's obsession with being in the same class as Li Mu and Qian Ziang after the division of arts and sciences stems from his current roommates.His roommate is not really brain-dead, but just, just, there is always a hint of a stupid temperament in his conversation.
He will never forget that when he first entered the military training in the first year of high school, roommate A was spraying sunscreen spray, and his heart moved, hey, this roommate is quite foreign, and he used sunscreen spray.Just as he was about to go up to talk to him, he saw the man spray himself all over with spray.At the end, he muttered to himself: "Not bad, it smells pretty good, so I can save myself buying perfume."
???
Roommate B is not as high-end and classy as roommate A.He remembered that once roommate B accidentally broke his newly bought 100ml bottle of Hermès Land perfume, and kept saying sorry and invited him to dinner to make amends.Yan He also knew the situation in his family, so he agreed.It was hot weather, so I asked him to eat Duomang small balls. The Mi Tian Ji at the school gate was good, and it was not far away.But once you eat it, you have a problem.Roommate B kept flipping through the menu that day, as if trying to find a hole in the thin booklet.
Yan He finally couldn't help it and said, "Don't look at it, it's all at this price."
Roommate C is even worse.I don’t know where I learned that the Baile black fountain pen used by Yan He costs 10 yuan each!In the dormitory and in the class, it’s okay to spread the word, but the whole day’s talk is also eccentric: “Some people are very extravagant, they only spend their parents’ money, and they are complacent and proud of themselves, huh.”
???
This little brother, may I spend yours, did you use yours?The pen was bought by my parents, and they don't feel sorry for it. Do you have any opinions?I didn't flaunt my wealth, and I was a low-key person, so I used a pen properly to get in the way of you?Really, the poorer a person is, the more reasonable he is.
From the very beginning when Yan He went to KFC to eat a hamburger and drink a Coke, he was afraid of being discovered by his classmates, but now he is naked-*naked*-naked and said that the King of Glory skin bought 288, and his face is not red, and his heart is not red. Jump.
But on the night when he first entered school, his mentality really collapsed.There is too much difference between imagination and reality, and no matter what kind of beautiful "hunters and dog friends" or "groups of friends" he has seen in novels, the real situation is that there is not even a single person around him who has similar values to him.Loneliness is like a shadow, I don't know who is the destination.
He cried secretly on the balcony of the dormitory at night.
Day and night passed by, and all thoughts returned to emptiness.
He is still alone.
Until, in the first semester of high school, he met Li Mu and Qian Ziang, two bastards from ordinary classes.He opened up a new world.
Since then, the future is bright and sunny, the spring is warm and the flowers are blooming, and the waves take off every night.The direct result is that in the top ten position in the grade, he successfully unlocked the bottom ten in the grade.
He was so angry that his father would beat his chest every time he got the report card, and he would never be able to fly again.His class teacher, Qin Yuzhen, also hated Li Mu and Qian Ziang deeply, and classified them as the scourge of "ghosts and snake gods" who destroy seedlings.
Only Yan He knew that they were wronged.It's really because he doesn't want to be with the students from the provincial recruitment class, and he is willing to degenerate!
In short, he stubbornly believed that the biggest mistake in his life was entering the provincial recruitment class.This time, he will definitely be in the same class as Li Mu and Qian Ziang.
It was decided right away that when I saw Qian Ziang later, I would use my persuasive tongue to persuade him, even for a day and a night, to bring him back from the brink of trying to go abroad.
Just stepped into Qian Ziang's dormitory, the prince brother Qian Ziang nicknamed "Boss Qian" was sitting on the bed holding a mobile phone, smiling silly.
It was probably another question-and-answer red envelope about mobile games on QZone, basically some boring questions like "Will Boss Wang Wangqian be able to kill ten times in a row tonight" or "Is QZA more handsome than YH".However, his QQ friends also happily answered.
Li Mu lowered his voice, and suddenly said loudly: "Qian-zi-ang—"
Qian Ziang trembled immediately, his hands were unsteady, and the iPhone 6P almost flew out. After seeing the person, he yelled: "Captain Li, you are nothing to pretend to be a class teacher, do you want to be flown again?!"
Just as Li Mu, who had succeeded, wanted to say a few words to ridicule him, a melodious bell suddenly rang above his head.In an instant, all the lights were extinguished, only the lights in the hallway outside the dormitory were left, accompanied by the classmates who hurried back to the dormitory after hanging up the phone from the phone booth, flickering on and off.
The building, which was still bustling and illegal just now, suddenly fell into deathly silence.
Li Mu and Qian Ziang immediately ran back to their beds and lay down. Yan He ran to the balcony with ease and squatted down to hide.
They lived in the middle room on the sixth floor, and it took about 15 minutes from the time the teacher on duty went upstairs to checking into their dormitory.
The school stipulates that the teacher on duty every day needs to use a flashlight to confirm whether the students in each bed have gone to bed and lie down one by one.But most teachers, no, basically all teachers will not do this. At most, they will go into the student dormitory of their class to take a look. After all, it is already 22:50 when the lights are turned off, and teachers have to live.Moreover, the next day, they need to arrive at the school at 6:30 to check the morning reading situation of the next day.
Yan He's class teacher is a female teacher, so he is not worried about being caught out of the dormitory at all.
Delicious.
But it seemed that the teacher checked very slowly today, Yan He's feet were numb when squatting on the balcony, and Li Mu or Qian Ziang didn't see him to come in.
It wasn't until he was about to chant poems and commemorate his life to the bright moon in the sky that a low voice came from the room: "Principal Yan, come in, come in."
"Have you checked?" Yan He asked in a low voice as he stooped to Li Mu's bedside.
Qian Zi's voice was as soft as a mosquito: "It's been 35 minutes, I'm sure I won't be back, I should have left long ago."
Yan He nodded, relying on experience, touched Li Mu's bed, turned over, and climbed up.
Li Mu scolded: "Damn, isn't it your turn to play on Boss Qian's bed?"
Yan He said "hey" twice, pinched Li Mu's waist, squeezed into the bed, and said, "Isn't Boss Qian not as slim as you?"
Li Mu looks delicate and handsome, which is completely different from Yan He and Qian Ziang.A head of soft short hair is always neat and tidy, and the eyebrows are slightly lowered, always giving a sense of tenderness.Because of myopia of 500 degrees, I always wear a pair of low-key round glasses with black frames on weekdays.His figure can't be called thin, but he can't be called tall either. He looks like a very ordinary high school boy, with a vaguely gentle and elegant temperament.
Yan He and Li Mu covered their heads with the quilt, hid inside, put on their earphones, and took out an apple.
Although the teacher on duty left, there was no guarantee that the auntie in charge of the dormitory would not accidentally pass by outside the house. If she saw the light inside the house, it would be over again.The weather is very stuffy, and hiding in the quilt is even more stuffy. Fortunately, the dormitory has an air conditioner.
After killing for a while, Yan He got out of the quilt, took a few mouthfuls of fresh air, took off his clothes, and continued to return to the quilt to "Five Lian Peerless".The serious matter of "persuading Qian Ziang to separate from the department" decided before coming here seems to have been eaten by dogs.
At any time, Yan He thinks that a person with an interesting soul coupled with kindness in his bones and just the right skin or ruffian is the most attractive.Zhang Daxian and Baili Xuance are the types he admires the most.
The enemy destroyed another defense tower.Yan He cursed, and wanted to tell Qian Ziang to stop playing wild, and go to help him on the road.
Suddenly, it seemed to hear something.Yan He just wanted to tell Li Mu not to fart in such a small and stuffy place like the bed.Suddenly, the top of his head felt cold, and the weight that had been pressing on his head disappeared, and the fresh and cool air was refilled into his mouth. Before his brain could react in time, a strong light hit his face.The Apple 6P in my hand disappeared at some point.
He covered his eyes with one hand and raised his head in astonishment.
Standing in front of him was a man.
a strange man.
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