Chapter 61
Chapter 61
Episode 05 Little Bie Sheng Newly Married
Gu Ze went on a business trip to England for two weeks.
Since the two were together, they had not been separated for such a long time.After a short period of novelty and excitement, Yan He's enthusiasm for returning to the "golden" bachelor gradually cooled down, and finally froze in his little brother.
After many days, he will return to the days of being accompanied by various instant noodles and his right hand.
It's hot, and there is no one to accompany me, I don't want to go anywhere, so I can only lie on the bed, play games and watch dramas, and I am so bored that grass grows.The smell of sauerkraut instant noodles from last night is still coming out of my throat.Yan He changed to a lying position to allow the blood to flow more smoothly, staring at the phone, thinking that it is better not to eat instant noodles, but to call for takeaway.
So, at night, he was alone, watching Haidilao's waiter jumping left and right to perform the signature noodle pulling performance for him.The fat man didn't forget to smile at him when he turned his head.
Yan He: "..."
When will Gu Ze come back? Hey, I'm so annoying.
No one cared, Yan He turned into a killer who didn't know how to sleep.After browsing Weibo and Zhihu, the laughter of a person "giggles" always seems a little lonely.
Therefore, some people have the courage to break his loneliness in this moment of complete silence.
More than a dozen WeChat messages popped up.
—Consultant: I just watched gay5p
—Consultant: 5 super good-looking guys, about 20 years old, oh my god, super good-looking
—Consultant: mutual attack and mutual acceptance, it’s perfect
—Consultant: Only one is attacking from the beginning to the end, that is, it has an obvious temperament of 1, it is really good-looking, and it is easy to see the explosion
... balabalabala.
Yan He glanced at the time - 00:56.
—Yan He: Come on, borrow one to speak.
As soon as the news was sent, Yan, who was paralyzed on the bed, couldn't help feeling a little melancholy.He has always shown his arms on the stage with real guns and swords, but now he has to rely on the villain on the small screen to relieve his loneliness.
Sad, so sad.
However, the person on the other side seemed to be unable to understand human speech, not only ignoring his righteousness, but also his righteousness!needs, but also cheerfully talking to himself.
—Advisor: I have never seen such a delicate one in g`v, and she has a good figure
—Consultant: It’s all from the comics
—Consultant: My God!I blow up! ! ! ! !
—Yan He: [Smiling face] There is no film, what are you talking about?
The little girl responded very flatly.
— No, I won’t give it to you, it’s so beautiful
-I'm going crazy
— it's not g`v at all
- it's fucking art
—How to save and download, the editing is awesome, it’s really not a simple g`v
- I won't give it to you anyway
……
Yan He stared at the chat interface in disbelief for three seconds, and thought in his heart with deep resentment: Harmony, harmony, harmony...
Tonight's harvest is really quite fruitful-not only can't show his arms with a real gun, but he can't even relieve the loneliness on the small screen.
Hey, it's really annoying.
Yan He simply ignored her, threw away the phone and slid under the quilt gracefully.Cut, isn't it just a group p? After talking a lot of dirty words and not giving a movie, it's a devil.
The air was silent for a moment, the person under the quilt moved, and then a head popped up, and opened WeChat with his heart in mind.Sure enough, the link has come.Yan He was lying on the bed, holding the mobile phone, smiling bewilderedly, ha, it's still useful to hang her out for a while.
It turned out to be a link to the external network.
Well, I have to admit that compared with Chinese people, the hardware of foreign brothers is quite good.
Yan He couldn't help but look at his body squarely. Well, although it's not that majestic, it at least overwhelms most Chinese men.Gu Ze seems to be able to compare... Yan He dug into the quilt and thought about it, looking dull.I don't know what time it is in England and what he is doing.
While thinking wildly, he stared indifferently at the five entangled white and tender boys in the phone.Until a big shining dog chain appeared out of nowhere, almost blinding his titanium alloy dog eyes.
Yan He was shocked.Hey, isn't this, this, the token of love he gave to Gu Ze?
Why have we been together for more than half a year and haven't seen each other once?
Tossed...tossed...tossed...
As soon as this cognition came out, Yan He couldn't stand it any longer. He was ready to move for a while, but he still couldn't overcome the doubts in his heart.I turned off my phone and climbed out of bed, and started to search for it.
Rubbling through Gu Ze's things without Gu Ze's consent made Yan He feel very sorry, and a strong sense of guilt enveloped him.
Yan He hesitated for a while, then bowed three times to the small cabinet that was about to be opened, like worshiping his ancestors, and said plausibly: "My God, I didn't mean to see it... I'm really sleepy if I don't open it to see it." No... Teacher Gu, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."
After silently reading the life-saving talisman, Yan He opened the cabinet with peace of mind.
The moment Yan He saw the things inside, Yan He's heart beat violently and quickly "thump-thump" following his gaze, and nervousness and joy filled his whole body.
All the memories are hidden in it.
In the corner is a small glass slipper the size of a fingernail, which was given to him when he bought fudge in his second year of high school.He gave it to Gu Ze backhandedly, and he stepped forward with a smile on his face, "Here's to you~~" At the end, he jokingly raised eyebrows at him.
At that time, Gu Ze looked at the small thing in his palm with a complicated expression.
Didn't expect to throw it away?Yan He picked up the little shoe, and saw all kinds of messy things again, such as knives, gold-rimmed glasses...
I couldn't bear to look straight at each piece, it was a bloody reminder to him how bad he was in high school...
Yan He took down his hand covering his face, and suddenly saw the most normal and only normal thing among all living beings—iPhone6P.
Well, it's not normal, because they were confiscated by Gu Ze for playing games at night.
I rely on!Yan He couldn't help feeling resentful in his heart, sharing the same bed with him, husband and wife every day, Wan Rien's man actually secretly hid so much dark history about him behind his back!If any one is mentioned, it is enough for him to lose face and jump the Yellow River more than a dozen times.unacceptable!
Yan He thought angrily, and pressed the Home button.Unexpectedly, after such a long time, the phone is not only turned off, but also half of the battery is left.
I feel something is wrong in my heart, but I can't figure out the cause and effect.
Puzzled, he fiddled with it, looked at the background program, and immediately his face turned green.
He said why there are always silly elementary school students lingering on Weibo...
After looking at the evil mobile phone in pairs for a while, he quietly put it back into the distance.
No wonder he was arrested every time he skipped class to go to an Internet cafe, no wonder his plan was exposed by Gu Ze miraculously before it was implemented, no wonder he was dumbfounded by a string of inexplicable numbers every time he said something bad about Teacher Gu Say... Fuck!He seemed to have praised Gu Ze for his amazing work!
...I even posted a sneak photo of Gu Ze before, saying that I wanted to lick it...
...and said that he wanted to go to the bathroom with him to compare who's bigger...and recorded the whole process of stealing his clothes to get immortal...
Yan He's face turned blue and white, and he almost lost his breath.
This is simply Chi Guoguo's voyeurism! ! !
abnormal! ! !asshole! ! !
If he hadn't discovered it in time today, wouldn't he be happy to post some unscrupulous content for the rest of his life?
When he lay back on the bed with hemiplegia, he swore to himself: It's time to revive my husband!
It was supposed to be the next day's flight, but it was abruptly changed by Gu Ze to today's flight. When he got home, it was already two o'clock in the morning.
I thought that the little guy had already fallen asleep, but unexpectedly there was no one in the bedroom, except for a mobile phone that had not been locked and was turned on.Next to it are buckets of instant noodles and vermicelli of various flavors, and at the corner of the bed are clothes that have not been folded in time.
There are everything on the quilt, notebooks, books, potato chips, coke, and half an unfinished Fat House Shengxian bucket.
Gu Ze: "..." He felt that the veins on his forehead were twitching.
There was a "squeak" sound from the bathroom.
At least you know how to take a shower.
Gu Ze sighed, and picked up the two pillows and a large pile of "garbage" that fell on the ground.
When he touched the phone, he froze.
He read a few pages of the online novel Yan He was reading with a complicated expression, and after turning a few pages, there was a long section of restricted-rated content, and his mood became even more complicated after reading it.
The title of this novel is also very strange... "XX Ferocity"...
Who does Yan He want to be more aggressive towards him?
He's only been away for a few days... Gu Ze felt even more helpless.
When Yan He came out rubbing his hair, he happened to meet Gu Ze's deep eyes.He was stunned for a moment, and then saw a huge suitcase.
After a brief blank in the brain, he instantly remembered the things that Gu Ze did that were inferior to pigs and dogs, and the fire in his heart "cracked" up.
He simply didn't even say "You're back", and let out a loud "hum" from his nostrils.
Gu Ze only thought of him because he had been out for too long and was having a childish temper.His expression softened a little, and he wanted to step forward and hug him.
Yan He avoided his arms, and simply threw the towel rubbing his hair on the ground in displeasure.Looking at the back of Gu Ze who bent over to pick it up, he kicked it up: "Lie down, sir, I want to fuck you!"
The groveling person in front of him paused for a moment, then slowly turned around, staring at Yan He who had no cover on his body, and glanced up and down a few times.At the end, there was a trace of sympathy in his eyes.
He is naked, and he can speak boldly.Looks really pissed off.Gu Ze was annoyed and funny, and pinched the center of his brows: "Why do you want to fuck me? Is the skill better than mine? Or is the size bigger than me?"
Both of them hit the weak spot, which made Yan He angry.
Come on!It's okay to say that he is slightly, slightly, slightly smaller than him!But he doesn't know who practiced his good skills!Now he says he can't do it!
He rushed forward and wanted to untie Gu Ze's pants, to show off his might.
Gu Ze was thrown down on the bed, and was entangled by the man to pull his clothes up and down. He covered his eyes with one hand and smiled, "You miss me so much?"
Yan He became angry from embarrassment: "Fart."
Gu Ze moved his hands away from his eyes, and saw that he took out the dog chain from nowhere as if he was juggling.
Yan He smiled sinisterly: "Let's play something exciting today." In order to reflect the hardness of the dog leash, he even pulled it horizontally.
"Baby, stop making trouble." Gu Ze held back his laughter, patted his head, and was about to get up when he was half crawling, "Let me take a bath first."
Just when his body was raised a little bit, he was pressed down again by the person on his body. Yan He played with the chain vigorously and said seriously, "No, I will use this today to kill you!"
People who just came out of the bath, their hair is still dripping, and their eyes are full of lazy mist.The lips are red... alluring.
Gu Ze stretched out his hand, and lightly touched his distinct collarbone with his fingertips, his hoarse voice was dry: "Are you sure?"
nonsense!The Fa-rectification of Gu Ze on the spot has been his dream since high school.
"when……"
Before he could say the word "Ran", he was suddenly thrown down on the bed by a big hand.
Gu Ze picked up the corner of the chain, smiled lightly, his eyes were deep: "This is what you want."
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