Chapter 42 Discovering Mei Feiyu's Gossip
Chapter 42 Discovering Mei Feiyu's Gossip
Sha Yiming really paid for this meal, the three of them ate with peace of mind, Uncle Yan ordered all the seafood that Luo Dongdong could eat, but luckily they were sold by the catty, and they didn't want much. Although the table is full of dishes, it doesn't look crowded.
Uncle Yan knew it well, the way Sha Yiming looked at him, he could tell what he was holding back, did he really think that Young Master Yan was so easy going?Don't you just want to spend money, I will help you, so don't think about anything else, it's not good to think too much, it's not conducive to the improvement of IQ.
Luo Dongdong ate a small portion of each item, but he didn't eat enough, but he had already reached the limit Liu Huai gave him, so he could only reluctantly put down his chopsticks. There were still a lot of things left on the table, and Uncle Yan ate the rest slowly. , patted his stomach and said: "If your little dad is here, these are not enough for him to fit between his teeth. The surname Mei is all weak and slender, but he is as fat as a steamed bun."
In order to get close to them, Sha Yiming sat at the next table shamelessly, and the woman at the same table finally said the first sentence so far: "Are you talking about Mei Feiyu?"
"What's the matter, you know him?" Uncle Yan was very surprised, this Mei Xiaopang has a wide range of friends, and he can meet acquaintances casually.
The beautiful elder sister asked tremblingly, "He already has a son?"
Uncle Yan said as a matter of course: "That's right, come to Dongdong to call Auntie."
Luo Dongdong put down his chopsticks and said politely, "Hello, Auntie."
The beautiful elder sister broke down and cried, startling Sha Yiming on the opposite side. What does this mean? Why are you crying so well? Are tears worthless?
The beautiful sister cried after crying, and called Mei Feiyu in her hand. As soon as the phone was connected, she shouted, "Mei Feiyu, you bastard, what do you say when you get married and get married! Woohoo."
The others were stunned, and Uncle Yan quickly imagined a big drama, which was very sensational. The main line revolved around the behavior of Fatty Mei, a scumbag who was always reckless and then deserted.
Yan Xiping's brain's cpu was spinning at full speed, trying to recall whether his little uncle had an ex-girlfriend or something in his previous life, but unfortunately he couldn't find such a person when his cpu was burned. He clearly remembered that his little uncle was purely gay and came out early Oh, where did the ex-girlfriend come from?
Fortunately, Luo Dongdong was quite sensible, and asked cautiously: "Auntie, do you know my father?"
The beautiful elder sister said angrily: "You were not there when I met your father."
Luo Dongdong nodded and said, "I know."
Uncle Yan, who had just returned from his thoughts, directly choked back his stomachache from laughing. In his eyes, the beautiful sister is still an emotionally hurt person. It would be too cruel to laugh at her at this time, but he really wanted to laugh. He especially wanted to ask Ask me Luo Dongdong, don't you know that it will be more annoying to say so?
Sure enough, the beautiful elder sister cried even harder. Uncle Yan looked at Sha Yiming: You brought it here, but you coaxed it.
Sha Yiming spread his hands together: You make me cry, you coax me.
Uncle Yan quit and stared back: "It's none of my business, I'll let you talk nonsense."
Sha Yiming held his chin with one hand and said: I don't care who you love, anyway.
After the two of you came and I killed hundreds of rounds, the beautiful elder sister raised her head and sobbed, wiped away her tears and coaxed herself better. Seeing that she was in a better mood, Uncle Yan asked gossipingly, "What are you doing?" What does it have to do with Mei Xiaopang?"
The beautiful sister was angry: "What relationship do I have with him? I have nothing to do with him!"
Uncle Yan was taken aback: "Beauty, we may not be able to keep up with your thinking."
"Hmph!" The beautiful elder sister picked up her bag and left angrily.
Sha Yiming, who was left behind, didn't feel any embarrassment, and sat down next to Uncle Yan with his own small plate: "I'll eat with you."
Uncle Yan threw his chopsticks away: "We're done eating, you eat slowly, remember to pay the bill."
Uncle Yan took Yan Xiping and Luo Dongdong back to the car to rest, leaving Sha Yiming behind to eat or follow him.
Yan Xiping arranged for the two younger ones to sleep and rest on the bed at the back of the caravan. He moved to the front and planned to secretly ask Mei Feiyu's classmate about the beautiful sister.
It was only when Uncle Yan took out his mobile phone to make a call that he realized that he forgot to ask the name of that beautiful older sister. However, it was hard for Little Yan, he only used one ten-millionth of his brain to come up with a solution. , First of all, open the mobile phone address book to find the most gossiping person in Mei Feiyu's class, note the universal PHS, dial the phone to say hello to each other, and pick two key words from his own questions: Mei Xiaopang and beauty.
This classmate is really worthy of his title of PHS. Based on these two keywords, he searched a long list of information in his gossip library. Balabala talked to him for more than an hour, and the blunt words Xiao Uncle's cell phone keeps heating up.
After hanging up the phone, Uncle Yan put aside his hand that was on the verge of running out of battery, took out a pen and paper and drew a diagram of the relationship between the chaotic characters, and when he finished the drawing, he looked at the intricate relationships and sighed: "Tsk tsk tsk, Mei Xiao Fatty Mei Xiaopang, I didn’t expect you to be so popular, no, I will go to their school to open an optical shop when I have time, I’m sure I’ll make money, see what kind of eyes you have.”
"Little uncle." Luo Dongdong, who was in a drowsy sleep, climbed to the front along the seat.
Uncle Yan hurriedly helped the little guy over: "Why don't you sleep anymore, are you still sleepy?"
"I forgot to go to the bathroom just now, and I woke up." Luo Dongdong rubbed his eyes, feeling a little sleepy: "Obviously going to the bathroom didn't wake him up."
"Still sleepy, go to sleep for a while."
Luo Dongdong tried his best to open his eyes wide and said softly: "No, I want to watch my little uncle draw."
"Painting?" Uncle Yan shook the relationship diagram of the painting in his hand and asked, "You mean this?"
"Is the little uncle painting the little dad?"
"Um...that's right." Uncle Yan stuffed the relationship diagram into the hidden compartment, took out another piece of white paper, hugged Luo Dongdong and said, "Come on, little uncle will accompany you to draw.
"it is good."
When Yan Xiping woke up, he found that the little guy who was supposed to be sleeping next to him was gone, so he hurried to the front to look for it, only to see a portrait drawn by each of them with a pen on the same piece of paper. It appears to be a person.
Luo Dongdong looked back when he heard the movement, and shouted with crooked eyes, "Brother Xipi, come and see the painting that my little uncle and I drew."
Yan Xiping looked at it for a long time and asked, "Who are you painting?"
"Brother Xipi." Luo Dongdong looked at Yan Xiping with an expression begging for praise: "How is the painting?"
The corner of Yan Xiping's mouth twitched for a long time and he nodded reluctantly, "It's pretty abstract."
Luo Dongdong pouted: "Isn't it like?"
Uncle Yan chimed in: "Yeah, isn't it? We're serious about drawing."
Looking at the big one and the small one in front of him, Yan Xiping said in a heartbroken voice, "It looks like a picture, it looks like a painting."
"Come on, Dongdong, write your name. Later, little uncle will find someone to frame it and hang it in your bedroom." Uncle Yan first wrote his name enthusiastically.
"Oh." Luo Dongdong wrote his name big.
Yan Xiping wanted to cover his face, the little uncle must be harboring bad intentions, if he allowed himself to look at this honor all day long, he would be brainwashed sooner or later.
Uncle Yan carefully put away the masterpieces of the two of them and said, "Okay, after a long time of tossing around, I'm already hungry, do you want to eat something?"
Yan Xiping said suspiciously, "We haven't moved much."
"Ah, yes, I didn't move much, I'm tired." Uncle Yan pointed to the painting: "Is it easy for the two of us to paint here for half a day? Of course you won't be tired after sleeping all afternoon. "
"But, but I'm not tired either." Luo Dongdong silently moved behind Yan Xiping.
Uncle Yan took a deep breath: "Hey, I knew you were unreliable, you little traitor."
Luo Dongdong poked his head out and said, "Little uncle, your appetite is almost catching up with little daddy."
"What did you say?" Uncle Yan was startled: "You said my appetite can match that of Mei Xiaopang?"
Uncle Yan took out his phone and took out Mei Feiyu's photo and placed it next to his face, pointing to himself and then to the photo, he said, "Do you think I'm as fat as him?"
Luo Dongdong observed carefully for a long time and nodded seriously: "Yes."
"Yes?" Uncle Yan took out the mirror in disbelief and looked left and right for a long time, then patted his cheek and said hesitantly, "It seems to be really fat."
After all, Luo Dongdong was still innocent, he couldn't do bad things like Yan Xiping and still pretend to be innocent. After a while, he laughed and lay on Yan Xiping's lap, holding his belly and laughing so hard that he couldn't stop.
Uncle Yan came to his senses very quickly, took out a small handkerchief from somewhere and shook it, and pretended to cry: "Little Dongdong, you've learned badly."
Luo Dongdong said nonchalantly: "Little uncle, you have said this sentence twelve times this month."
Yan Xiping said, "It's only NO.16 today."
"You guys have the nerve to say it." Uncle Yan pretended to be sad but decent: "You two little heartless, I took you out to play, and you are so angry with me, if you want me to be angry, you will Can not go back."
Yan Xiping took out his mobile phone and said, "We can call home, my dad specifically told me to."
Uncle Yan snatched the mobile phone and said, "Take all your mobile phones away, so that you can't make calls."
Luo Dongdong pointed to the security personnel not far away and said: "You can ask the staff to ask them to call the police. Before we came out, the uncle said that if the little uncle lost us, he would call the police uncle."
Uncle Yan really collapsed this time, how unreliable he is in the eyes of his two brothers, why are he so worried?What about caring for the younger brother, aren't they afraid that their dear brother will be mad at him?What if the person who lost it was me.
Luo Dongdong didn't know if his conscience had discovered it, so he tugged at Yan Xiping's sleeve and said, "Brother Xipi, my little uncle won't be pissed off. It would be great if he was really pissed off."
Uncle Yan felt a little comforted in his heart, as this little bastard had a conscience.
Yan Xiping patted Luo Dongdong's head and said, "It doesn't matter, it's not murder if you die of anger, and the police won't arrest us."
"Oh."
Uncle Yan: "!!!"
The author has something to say: As soon as Uncle Yan appeared, he felt itchy hands, and wanted to torment him in every possible way.
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