mousepad-d2 Chapter 26 Auditions
Chapter 26 Auditions
What does Chen Shunan know?Chen Shunan actually didn't know anything.
From his mouth, Su Nian could only tell that he was a hibiscus tree that could not open his mind for thousands of years. By chance, he was enlightened by Su Nian at that time. Survive in this world.
Su Nian said: "So, you have only met me once, but you don't know who I am, where I come from, and what happened in that world afterwards?"
Chen Shunan nodded blankly.
Su Nian: "..." Finally, I couldn't help showing a weary smile: "Since you are a monster, you must be able to change your appearance. How about going back and changing it to a young man in his 20s?" appearance."
Chen Shunan: "Okay, okay, but why? Am I not looking good now?"
Su Nian said confidently: "Of course not. Why do you think you look good like this? You have the shell of an old man. I'm so embarrassed to beat you to death!"
With Shen Xianyin present, Su Nian was unreasonably fierce.
What can Chen Shunan do? He is timid and can't do anything. Not to mention Su Nian's kindness, let's talk about Shen Xianyin, that is the bastard who almost peeled off his bark hundreds of years ago, Chen Shunan I feel that I am too miserable, but when I think about it, I am so happy. It is such an honor for him to be beaten to death by his idol!
Thinking of this, Chen Shunan's eyes lit up, and he decided to be loyal to Su Nianbiao.
But Su Nian ignored him, and shrank behind Shen Xianyin, whispering to her: "Wow, why doesn't he know anything? Hasn't he lived for many, many years?"
Shen Xianyin spared no effort, frantically attacking opponents who would attract Su Nian's attention: "Maybe it's because he's stupid, and the transformation of plants and trees is not smart. Think about it, he hasn't been able to open his mind for tens of thousands of years. Where can the brain be so clever?"
"You're right." Su Nian felt reasonable: "You're smart, you're the best."
Shen Xianyin was praised by Su Nian for comfort, and immediately stopped dissing Chen Shunan in her heart.
Seeing her happy, Su Nian was also happy. She smiled for a while, then suddenly thought of another question.Su Nian said, "Yinyin, do you know who I am? Who am I?"
Shen Xianyin doted on her, so she was naturally willing to answer her questions, but before she could finish speaking, a thunderbolt suddenly came from the sky, and the huge sound instantly covered the words she had just spoken.
Shen Xianyin: "..." There was a little emotion immediately.
"The Dao of Heaven is always like this. It looks down on me. Every time I mention your identity, it will strike me with lightning!" Shen Xianyin complained.
Su Nian snorted, and wanted to comfort her, but she really didn't have much sympathy for Shen Xianyin, not only couldn't pretend to be uncomfortable at the moment, she even wanted to laugh a little: "Don't be angry, Didn't it hit you yet?"
Shen Xianyin: "!!!" His face turned pale with anger: "I'll ask you again, do you still want to know about your past?"
Su Nian thought, of course she wanted to, so she immediately accepted the threat, and changed her words in a very dishonest way: "It's too much, God's way is too much! How can it bully such a poor little boy like you? If I have a chance to see it in the future , I must talk about it carefully.”
Su Nian is really Tiandao's darling, she said that it is not allowed to bully Shen Xianyin, Tiandao really retreated pitifully into a small corner, and gave Shen Xianyin the opportunity to be domineering.
Shen Xianyin was happy, organized her words, and prepared to talk about those insignificant past events: "Let me tell you this, when you..."
However, before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Jiang Shuihuai. He waved his hand and jumped up at the same time, looking like a lively little monkey: "Boss, boss! We are going down the mountain, come and gather quickly ah."
Once again deprived of the opportunity to hear the secret, Su Nian was really angry, but seeing that everyone had already gathered by the car, it was not easy for her to be a hindrance.Su Nian replied: "It's coming, it's coming soon." Then, he pulled Shen Xianyin and walked to the car.
When the house collapsed, their car was crushed inside, and there was almost nothing that could be pulled out, except for this bus.
There is not much space in the car, barely enough, just enough for everyone to do, and some equipment can't be put in, so they can only be scattered in the corridor.
Jiang Shuihuai and Chen Shunan were good friends, they sat in the front seat of the bus hand in hand.
Jiang Shuihuai: "It's a pleasure to meet you."
Chen Shunan: "Long time no see."
Jiang Shuihuai: "Not long."
Chen Shunan: "Unfortunately." As he spoke, he burst into tears with a 'wow', his expression was so miserable that anyone who saw him wept: "My elder sister abandoned me and sat in the back with a big monster. It’s so sad, blah blah.”
Jiang Shuihuai immediately reached a consensus: "Yes, yes, Miss Shen is really scary, she doesn't even need to say a word, I dare not move her eyes."
Chen Shunan wiped away his tears, and sighed sadly: "You are still doing well, do you know that I was at that time, I was at that time..."
Chen Shunan was crying miserably, but Jiang Shuihuai was not only unsympathetic, but wanted to laugh a little. He couldn't help but raise the corner of his mouth: "Ah, what happened to you at that time, please speak clearly." Let's all laugh together.
Chen Shunan is a simple tree, and he doesn't understand Jiang Shuihuai's intention to be beaten, so he said it very well: "I was still a tree at that time."
Jiang Shuihuai: "Oh, you raised a tree back then."
Chen Shunan: "Shen Xianyin still looks like a beast."
Jiang Shuihuai: "Shen Xianyin raised a super fierce beast."
Chen Shunan: "She... oh, wait, what are you talking about! Can you listen to me carefully!" He stared at her with a condemnation on his face.
Jiang Shuihuai was still not convinced, he thought, Chen Shunan couldn't speak clearly by himself, and he still wanted to stop him from being a dedicated little translator.But being upset is something in the heart, and he still wants to smile, so he suppressed his emotions and said flatteringly: "Okay, okay, I won't talk anymore, you can talk about it."
Only then did Chen Shunan feel happy, and began to feel sad and sad: "Let me tell you, Shen Xianyin is really powerful. She ran to me alone at that time, and she didn't hit me on purpose, she just touched me casually. Just like that, I lost a piece of bark."
"You may not know, I am the first hibiscus tree since the beginning of the sky, my bark is super hard, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is copper-skinned and iron-boned, but she, but she... oh..."
"I'm afraid of her." Chen Shunan held Jiang Shuihuai's hand.
Jiang Shuihuai nodded vigorously: "Yes, yes, I am also afraid of her, but now I want to know what the first hibiscus tree looks like since the beginning of the sky, do you have any photos?"
Chen Shunan looked at him strangely, feeling that this young man's mind was not working well.
"Are you stupid? The tree has no hands. How can you take a selfie?"
Jiang Shuihuai: "???" I think the old man must be mentally ill: "Oh, no, can you stop playing so much?"
Chen Shunan didn't quite understand what he was talking about, so he gave him a particularly disgusted look, and rolled up his sleeves: "Forget it, you young people, you just don't know much, and you haven't even seen the Fusang Shenmu, alas, Then I'll show you, keep your eyes open!"
As he spoke, he transformed one of his arms into the shape of a tree branch.
Jiang Shuihuai: "!!!"
Jiang Shuihuai: "!!!!" Shocked to the point where his eyes were distracted.
"Fuck, are you kidding me? You really are a tree!!" Jiang Shuihuai screamed.
As soon as the super high decibel sounded, it immediately woke up the people in the back seat.
Not long after Xu Zecai returned to the car, he was catching up on his sleep at the moment, having a good dream, so he raised his hand and slapped Jiang Shuihuai on the top of his head: "What are you playing, what are you playing! Now is the rest time, no matter how stupid you are Play, I slap you to death, do you believe it or not?"
Jiang Shuihuai: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" grabbing his hand to justify his name.
"I didn't act, I didn't act, he is a tree, a tree, look at his hand, it just turned into a branch!"
Xu Ze glanced along and saw a pair of wrinkled old hands: "Is this a tree? Are you fucking blind?"
Jiang Shuihuai was going crazy, screaming and trying to argue.
But Xu Ze ignored him, and turned his back to Chen Shunan across a chair and said: "Our family, he has a mental illness, you should take care of him, don't worry about him. Of course, you can care about it, just don't hit him in the face." , and earning money by pointing at his face."
Chen Shunan nodded vigorously: "Okay, I will pay attention, and I must leave him with a complete brain."
Jiang Shuihuai was sold by the agent like this, and he was extremely sad, but who would feel sorry for him, no one.Shen Xianyin, who had been eavesdropping from behind, even sneered mockingly at this moment: "Su Nian, I'm still my best. Jiang Shuihuai and Chen Shunan are not as good as me."
Although Su Nian didn't know what happened, it didn't prevent her from recognizing the expression on Shen Xianyin's face, which was a kind of pride after defeating her love rival.Su Nian immediately understood what was going on, and praised without hesitation: "Yes, yes, you are the best."
Shen Xianyin was happy, took out the ipad and handed it to her for her research.
This trip to the haunted house, although the variety show was not filmed, but everyone had to go back in full, which is considered a blessing in misfortune.
Su Nian came home, fed her puppy a good meal, took a bath, and collapsed on the bed like a salted fish: "Sure enough, there is no free lunch in the world, look at us this time, nothing is achieved Not to mention, I almost lost my life."
Shen Xianyin remained reserved and did not move, but her avatar followed her heart and jumped directly onto the bed to lick Su Nian's face.
"Go, go, go away, you just finished eating, have you brushed your teeth yet!" Su Nian grabbed the dog's tail and threw it to the ground.
Jiji pretended not to hear, and insisted on not moving.Shen Xianyin has been watching everything, and at this moment, she also feels that it is time to fight for benefits for herself. She used the great method of changing the topic, and immediately won a complete victory: "Su Nian, in fact, this time your work is not in vain."
Shen Xianyin said: "Although the camera failed to capture anything, I'm not the only one. That place was opposed by yin and yang, and the time and space were disordered. I took the opportunity to go back and have a look. I know what happened there. I also used my memory to make a CD by the way, take a look, I have already done the preliminary deletion, if there is anything else that needs to be changed, please tell me now." Shen Xianyin handed over the CD.
Su Nian: "!!!" Little stars appeared in both eyes: "Yinyin, why are you so good! You are really good."
Shen Xianyin is really great, and the CD for Su Nian is unbelievably complete.
Su Nian looked it over and confirmed that this is what the director knew, so he didn't do it casually, and planned to leave it to professionals: "I just sent it to the director as if there was a surveillance video in the room that we picked up. Do you think there is a problem?"
Shen Xianyin shook her head: "No problem, you can post it, you can post it today, deal with it earlier, so that it can be broadcast earlier."
Su Nian smiled and said, "Okay, then I'll contact him." Almost all the people who survived this haunted house scanned and added WeChat. The video was sent out in segments.
[Su Nian: Shocked, such a thing happened on that small hill. Those who saw it were really sad, and those who heard it were in tears. 】
【director:……】
[Director: Pay attention to account hackers. Sister Nian is our leader. If you dare to steal her account, do you want to be beaten as mentally handicapped? 】
[Su Nian:? ? ? ? 】
[Su Nian: Director Yang, I didn't even know you were such a director Yang!I see you clearly! 】
Is the director shameless?He really doesn't want to, in order not to be labeled mentally retarded, he can do anything.
[Yang Hong immediately changed his words: I'm sorry, my account has been hijacked, and I don't know the person you mentioned. 】
[Su Nian: Bah, bah, bah. jpg. ] Quickly clicked and retracted a series of videos.
In fact, just now, after verifying his identity and confirming that there are no messy Trojan horse links hidden in this series of videos, the director has already clicked on the closest one. He was shocked when he saw the video at first glance, and was about to click Turn on the computer and save this big treasure, but Su Nian clicked to withdraw.The director's heart ached, but he didn't dare to say that the method of force suppression was really too useful, and he couldn't afford it.
[Yang Hong: Sister Nian, I was wrong, I dare not do it again! 】
[Su Nian: Sorry, my account has been hacked, I don't know what you're talking about. 】
[Yang Hong: Hey, hey, the villain has eyes but can't see Mount Tai, please give me a resource, sister Nian. 】
[Su Nian: There are no resources, only disks, do you want it. 】
[Yang Hong: No pirated discs, genuine ones. 】
[Su Nian: That's necessary, I'll send it to you later. 】
As soon as the sinful deal was concluded, Su Nian quickly deleted his dialog box, she turned around, picked up Shen Xianyin's pillow and stuffed it into her hands: "Okay, the video has been sent, you can hug yours." The pillow went to sleep on the sofa."
Shen Xianyin was also very sad when she crossed the river and demolished the bridge, but what could she do, she could not be beaten or scolded, so she could only pretend that she couldn't hear, lay on the bed by herself, and turned her back to Su Nian: "I fell asleep, I can't hear, and all the answers after that It's all sleepwalking."
Su Nian wanted to hit someone a little bit: "Go away, people who lie to me are not qualified to sleep in bed. If you do this again, I will throw your dog into the trash can."
Shen Xianyin - kick it as she pleases, it won't move anyway.
With this shameless little trick, Shen Xianyin really retained her qualification to sleep in the bed. She was smiling in her heart, and her face was also smiling: "Every year, I will tell you, but now is not the time, I will tell you later." Can I have a little time?"
Su Nian brutally refused: "Not good, unless you tell me, what do the numbers on this ipad mean?"
Shen Xianyin picked up the pillow: "Excuse me, I'd better go to sleep on the sofa."
The series of numbers left by Qian Yueqing was really difficult to understand, and she directly persuaded Shen Xianyin who wanted to play tricks, Su Nian felt bitter, and when she saw Shen Xianyin really picked up the pillow and left, her heart was even more bitter .Su Nian quickly stretched out a hand to grab her: "What's wrong with you, don't you love me anymore!"
Shen Xianyin touched her little head: "How could it be? Even if I turn into ashes, the ashes will still look like you. If I don't leave, I'm just going to change a pillow. There's this silly dog's saliva on it."
Su Nian's face turned red, and she put down her hand softly: "Okay, then you can go."
Some words are easy to say as a joke, but they are true, and the emotions in them are not adulterated.Su Nian felt so happy, it was as if she had eaten a big white rabbit, her mouth was full of sweet taste.
After receiving Su Nian's video, the director had someone edit it overnight, not because of rushing time or grabbing the market, but because the surveillance video was of high quality, as high as a movie from a third-person perspective. A documentary blockbuster shot.Before the director had finished watching it, he felt his blood boiling, and inspirations sprang out. He came up with seven or eight editing methods in just a few minutes.
Good negatives can bring people enthusiasm for creation. Yang Hong is like this. He can't bear it at all, he just wants everyone to see this treasure.
Because they were very enthusiastic and even willing to work overtime, the production team completed the task with high quality in just one week.
After watching it, the director was so excited that he created a group to invite everyone to chat.
Yang Hong uploaded video clips.
[Yang Hong: Children, this is the country I laid down for you! 】
[Yang Hong: Take a look! 】
【Yang Hong: What about people? 】
[Yang Hong: Why don't you praise me? 】
[Jiang Shuihuai:! ! !Don't talk, as soon as you talk, I get stuck and lose all team battles. 】
【Lin Sinian: Although I also think he is noisy, but your loss in the team battle must not be the reason for him, it can only be blamed for your handicap. 】
Chen Qiuchi announced his achievements.
[Chen Qiuchi: Emmm, although I don't want to say it, it's true. Look at his 0-15-0 health care, I don't even want to say anything. 】
[Jiang Shuihuai:! ! !But I am meat. As a meat, don’t I just block the knife? 】
[Chen Qiuchi: But your participation rate is the lowest. You haven't had any assists yet. If I didn't know you, I would almost report you as an actor, do you know? 】
[Jiang Shuihuai: Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...]
Yang Hong, Yang Hong also wanted to cry, but in order to be praised, he had to be strong.
[Yang Hong: Children, why don't you watch the video I posted? 】
[Lin Sinian: Afraid of being poisoned, you keep posting things randomly. 】
[Jiangshuihuai: 111111]
[Chen Qiuchi: Shut up, stop chatting, come and start a group. 】
Director Yang Da was ignored again, so sad that he opened Su Nian's private chat window directly.
[Yang Hong: Sister Niannianniannian, let's see if our clip is good. 】
[Su Nian: ………] Actually, I don’t really want to talk to him [Su Nian: Of your eight-second video, six seconds are black, and only two seconds have pictures, and it’s still your face that appears, what do you want us to see? ? 】
【Yang Hong rubs his hands: Just, just those two seconds~~】
[Su Nian seemed to understand something, closed his eyes and typed out a series of words blindly with difficulty: That's okay, then... so handsome? 】
【Yang Hong: Hehehe, I think so too. 】
Yang Hong was embarrassing, and he knew it well, so after Su Nian praised him, he quietly sent an electronic invitation letter.
[Yang Hong: Su Nian, you entered the industry late, and you may not know that I have a movie that has been in preparation for more than three years. The funds and other actors are all in place, and there is only one female lead that has not yet been decided. Your image, in fact It's not very suitable, but the makeup skills are good now, so it's not a big problem, so you should also come to the audition next month. 】
Su Nian:! ! !Almost jumped out of bed excitedly.