unnatural love

Chapter 4 Coquettish Walking + Blind Qiang Method = Car Accident Scene

The moment Situ Lin took out his submachine gun, Gu Xiaoyu felt that his shaky world view had completely collapsed, and he could no longer look directly at his good classmate, a "law-abiding citizen".

Fortunately, he thought he was a three-good student before, but in just one day, the persona of this good classmate has collapsed into a gangster.

"However, my marksmanship is not very good. I am better at cold weapons and close combat." Situ Lin said with a frown.

No matter what you are good at, shoot down the enemy's bazooka first!Otherwise, once you post it, everyone will go to heaven!

Gu Xiaoyu watched Situ Lin open the sunroof of the car, he was stunned: "Who will drive!"

"You." Situ Lin said naturally.

"I can't!!!" Gu Xiaoyu screamed.

"Then just open it!"

Exams are done casually, research is done casually, guns are shot casually, and now even the car is driven casually. Gu Xiaoyu climbed into the driver's seat, stepped on the accelerator and brake randomly, turned the steering wheel at random, and watched the battle situation from the rearview mirror while driving .

With a bang, the bazooka aimed at them shot out, but Gu Xiaoyu, who hit the roadblock and drove the car into the green belt, dodged perfectly.

Regardless of the repair fee, Gu Xiaoyu scored 666 points in dodge, but Situ Lin, who was the main attacker, lost the chain.

"Situ Lin, can you do it! Are you a blind man's marksmanship? A shuttle of bullets didn't hit a single shot!" Gu Xiaoyu was shocked by his marksmanship.

"Shut up! If you hadn't twisted and twisted your car, I would have hit you!" Situ Lin said stiffly.

"If I don't twist it, the two of us will be blown up into fireworks in the sky!" Gu Xiaoyu spoke eloquently.

"I said watch the road! Do you want to overturn the car?!" Situ Lin turned around and found that the car had already reached the bank of the river.

It's really a FLAG that comes true in a second.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa then!"

"I really don't know how to drive!" Gu Xiaoyu yelled out her heart the moment the car fell into the river.

"I see." Situ Lin calmly opened the car door at the last moment.

The river on the outskirts of City A is famous for its clear water and beautiful scenery. When the weather is fine, tourists take yachts here every day, and many couples choose to take wedding photos here.

But on this day, this group of tourists and lovers witnessed a scene that only happened in the movie:

A car "flyed" into the river rampantly, and then a person emerged from the bottom of the water, which was very eye-catching among the screaming and fleeing tourists.He nimbly turned over and jumped onto a small yacht, kicked a couple who were taking selfies together into the water, and drove away on the yacht.

In the driveway above the river, three cars were chasing the yacht, and gunshots were heard along the way.

The young couple who were kicked into the water were both dazed, and they swam to the shore hand in hand in a difficult gesture of showing affection.

While swimming, the boy asked confusedly, "What happened just now?"

The girl said shyly as she swam: "That handsome guy, so handsome! His clothes are all soaked, those abs, those legs!"

"Ah? My clothes are also wet, why don't you look at me?"

"Just your abs? It's too late for me to dislike it."

"You still dislike me? I don't even dislike you from the front to the back!"

"You beg for a fight!"

While being beaten, the boy dragged his girlfriend to swim, and the two swam to the shore amidst laughter and laughter.

Climbing out of the car with difficulty, Gu Xiaoyu, who looked like a water ghost, swam with a dog paddle and followed the young couple, feeling like he had eaten ten thousand tons of dog food.

The turmoil caused just now made the surroundings chaotic, Gu Xiaoyu took advantage of the chaos to get ashore and walked along the embankment angrily.

Rubbish teammates, can't drag racing, blind marksmanship, crazy blame.

This year's son-in-law can't do it!

"Ah chirp!" When the cold wind blew, Gu Xiaoyu sneezed, touched the phone in his pocket, and it was flooded as expected.

Once upon a time, he and Su Yan were walking along the bank of the river, half of his body was wet by the water splashed by a yacht.

Su Yan tried to block the water with her hands, but the makeup on her face was still smeared, she stomped her feet angrily.The young face is full of youthful aura and freshness.

It's just that at that time, Gu Xiaoyu didn't know that this kind girl who didn't care about his background was a complete love liar.Her goal has always been only the priceless natural love hormone in him.

Get close to the prey of a natural person, and have a fantastic love with the prey. When the prey falls in love and the love hormones are secreted to the highest level, the hormones are ruthlessly sucked away.

The prey whose love hormones have been taken away can no longer feel love, and will spend their entire lives in emptiness and loneliness.

Gu Xiaoyu touched the back of her neck, feeling lost.

People's exclamations came from the river behind him, Gu Xiaoyu turned his head, and a helicopter passed by at low altitude, setting off a gust of wind.

The helicopter landed not far in front of Gu Xiaoyu, the hatch opened, and Situ Lin, whose left arm was bandaged, was sitting inside, gesturing for him to come up.

Gu Xiaoyu ran all the way against the strong wind, anxiously said: "What's wrong with your arm?"

"A little bruise." Situ Lin looked him up and down to make sure that he just fell into the water and there was no external injury.

"Where are those people?" Gu Xiaoyu asked again.

"Feed the fish." Situ Lin said angrily.

Gu Xiaoyu groaned, feeling a little uneasy: "Did you really feed the fish?"

Situ Lin rolled his eyes, and threw a dry towel to the drenched Gu Xiaoyu: "Are you still in the mood to care about them?"

Now Gu Xiaoyu was too embarrassed to ask, and silently wiped her hair.

Situ Lin sitting next to the flower-armed golden chain elder brother was a little weird, he glanced at Gu Xiaoyu and then at him again, Gu Xiaoyu couldn't help but tighten his chrysanthemum a few times, and shrank back.

"Need a drink?" Brother Jinlian asked kindly.

"No...no...you're welcome..." Gu Xiaoyu was a little timid.Although it is wrong to judge someone by their appearance, Gu Xiaoyu has very disturbing associations with the other party's shiny bald head, tattooed arms, and thick gold chain around his neck.

Fortunately, Situ Lin didn't have this style of painting.Gu Xiaoyu couldn't help but think to himself, although sometimes he complained about Situ Lin applying too much hair gel, but hair gel is better than bald head, right?

"What are you afraid of? It's right to please you." Situ Lin said.

"what?"

"After all, she is my future mother-in-law."

Gu Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment, then asked back, "Why not my father-in-law?"

This time the person who was stunned was replaced by Situ Lin: "...Maybe you feed Xiangxiang water and food for fear that she will look more like her mother when she is hungry? But don't worry, give Xiangxiang to me, I will take good care of her her."

"Just pull it down, just rely on your blind marksmanship, if Xiangxiang is in the passenger seat today, both of you will go to heaven." Gu Xiaoyu complained about him.

Situ Lin thought about it seriously, and smiled at Gu Xiaoyu: "It's not bad to live and die together, isn't it?"

It's over, Gu Xiaoyu looked at her friend in despair, this guy is completely finished!Does he know that he set up a FLAG again? !