Chapter 22 Domineering President
Chapter 22 Domineering President
Fu Langxuan lazily talked to Bai Qin, he was busy cooking, Tian Luo went on strike for a few days, and everyone in the grocery store was starving, especially Bai Qinghua, who hadn't eaten and was very unhappy.
Bai Qinghua was so full that he didn't even get up out of breath. He dragged Fu Langxuan to the bed for a few rounds of fighting, and fell asleep again. Fu Langxuan took the time to check the situation of his two sons. Fu Langxuan was not worried about the sons The safety issue of the company did not let the people under him follow too closely, just go to see it for an hour or two every day.
The schedules of the two sons are completely different. The elder brother’s schedule is where to buy things today and what delicious food he ate, and the younger brother’s schedule is how many cute and cheated snacks he squatted at the stall today. The younger brother is doing much better during this time, and the elder brother will buy vegetables to their house every day and have dinner together.
Fu Langxuan checked the place where Bai Qinghua grew up on the Internet. Except for such weird names in a few novels, there is really no mountain he mentioned in reality, and the era he mentioned, maybe Bai Qinghua is a foreigner. Xing came, if you have time, you can take him to Sanxingdui to have a look.
There was a commotion outside, Bai Qinghua opened his eyes, a white light flashed, and the place suddenly became quiet, Fu Langxuan reached out to touch his head, Bai Qinghua felt a little disgusted, but still fell asleep.
As soon as Fu Langxuan went out, he saw the female ghost standing outside, and was very anxious to let him go down, saying that Bai Qin bullied Sangshun, and Sangshen was about to cry.
"What's the matter, this is?" Fu Langxuan was stunned at the stairs, the bald man downstairs was Mulberry?Why did I suddenly want to shave my head?
Mulberry's bald head is not the same as that of ordinary people. It looks white and tender, without any stubble. It can be regarded as a very qualified bald head.
"Give me back my hair." Mulberry opened her mouth, but she didn't dare to make a sound. They were warned by Bai Qinghua just now.
"Your hair?" Bai Qin didn't dare to make a fuss with Fu Langxuan. As soon as Fu Langxuan reached out, she obediently handed her hair to Fu Langxuan, secretly looking at Sangshen and laughing.
Mulberry took over the hair, put it on her head in a hurry, tidied it up, and it looked the same as usual.
"It is recorded in the Shan Hai Jing that three mulberries have no branches, but in Ou Sidong, the tree grows hundreds of feet without branches." Bai Qin said with a smile: "So the human form he transformed into has no hair."
After Bai Qin finished speaking, he covered his mouth and laughed, Sangshen looked even more depressed, and stroked his hair uneasily.
"Isn't mulberry a mulberry tree?" Fu Langxuan always thought that a mulberry was called a mulberry tree, so it should be a mulberry tree.
"No, his external appearance was transformed by Lao Xunmu's help. He was recognized. Now he doesn't know how many sections he has been divided into for research. The mulberry tree outside the door grows so tall, with so few branches and leaves. The location changes frequently, have you never noticed it?" Bai Qin replied, pointing to the big mulberry tree at the door.
"No." Fu Langxuan shook his head, the mulberry tree outside was too tall, and the branches and leaves were very unobtrusive, so he seldom paid attention to it.
"She also has body odor, and the boss helped to cover it up." Mulberry's old background was exposed, and she became angry from embarrassment, and began to expose Baiqin's bottom.
"What's the matter? This is my weapon. If I don't like anyone, I can smoke him to death, and I still have hair." Bai Qin reached out and pulled out the hairpin, and a black hair flew down instantly. It was black and thick, with mulberry eyes. The envy in my heart is almost dripping out.
"Stop arguing." Fu Langxuan shook his head, maybe the world of monsters is too simple, and the reason for quarreling is so childish, his two sons would not quarrel over such things, they would only fight over food .
"Hmph." Bai Qin and Sangsui stared at each other, turned around and left.
"Go and see Tian Luo." The female ghost kept watching that she didn't dare to be born, and when both of them had left, she floated in front of Fu Langxuan and said, "Tian Luo was frightened when he went down the mountain last time. The sky is gone."
"I can't do anything. When Qinghua comes out, let him persuade him." Fu Langxuan guessed that it would be useless for him to persuade him. Tian Luo's timidity is not something he can change.
Bai Qinghua was full of sleep, Fu Langxuan fished Tian Luo out of the pool and asked him to comfort Tian Luo.
"What's going on?" Bai Qinghua threw pine nut shells and knocked on Tian Luo: "Shouldn't we just go down the mountain? The strike is enough for so many days."
After a long time, the snail slowly loosened a small slit, as if to say something to Bai Qinghua. After hearing this, Bai Qinghua was very angry: "Why are you so useless? Didn't you just get touched by the snail seller? No Pull you into the pot to cook, if you dare to strike again tomorrow, I will throw you into the pot to cook."
Fu Langxuan probably understood what was going on. There are several big rivers in a mountain range in Xunmu Mountain, which is rich in a kind of finger-sized snail, which is especially delicious when cooked with seasoning. It is a unique snack in Xunmu City. There are a lot of food stalls here, probably Tian Luo saw it, that's why he was so scared.
"Let him rest for another two days." Fu Langxuan sent Tian Luo back to the pool. It is estimated that Tian Luo was not only scared, but also a little sentimental, after all, he saw so many of his kind being eaten.
The female ghost watched from a distance, Fu Langxuan sent Tian Luo back, and she floated beside the pool to comfort Tian Luo.
Fu Langxuan accompanied Bai Qinghua to watch TV dramas. Although it was a boring idol drama, Bai Qinghua complained while watching it, but he didn't feel bored. Around twelve o'clock, Fu Langxuan was a little sleepy and his eyes were a little blurred. The domineering president suddenly got out of the TV, and he didn't think anything was wrong.
"You released the ghost, and you are responsible." The domineering president grabbed a ghost from behind and pushed it in front of Bai Qinghua.
Seeing the ghost, Fu Langxuan instantly woke up. It turned out that it wasn't his illusion, the domineering president really came out of the TV series.
"Go away." Bai Qinghua tilted his head and continued to watch TV, while watching, he said, "It's your ghost, what has it to do with me."
"If you hadn't released him, my workload wouldn't have increased, and I could have played a few more episodes of idol dramas." The domineering president pointed to Bai Qinghua and said, "I can still experience more about the illogical life of the domineering president." .”
"No." Bai Qinghua shook his head.
"Say it." The domineering president pushed the wizard in front of Bai Qinghua.
"Yes." The wizard nodded to the domineering president, turned to Bai Qinghua and said, "I died because of a prediction. One month before I died, I saw a white light flying from the sky. I picked up the stone and handed it to Empress Xia, saying it was something out of the sky, but the thing in the sky was too ordinary. I was framed by another wizard, saying that the thing in the sky was fake, and I was punished by Empress Xia. Dissatisfied, he possessed himself in the Beast Lord, which is often used by Empress Xia."
"After he died, Empress Xia said that he died for that stone, so he sent that stone to be buried with him. I know you are looking for something rare, and that stone may be what you are looking for." Domineering the president added.
"Stay here." Bai Qinghua looked at the wizard, then at the domineering president, hesitated for a while, and asked suspiciously: "Why are the people you play so blind and mentally retarded, even more stupid than my family? You are so stupid, why have you been working as a ghost messenger for so many years?"
"That's not my nature, my nature." The domineering president jumped his feet angrily, "It was all written by some stupid screenwriters in the world, and there are some messy requirements from investors. You know, we usually have to take care of too much. How cool it is to play in TV dramas, where you don’t need to think about karma, and you don’t need eyes, you can play with your eyes closed, it’s not too exciting, you can try it too.”
"No." Bai Qinghua shook his head: "Those girls cry at every turn, they are ugly and stupid, not as good as Bai Qin, it must be troublesome to get along with them."
"That's true." The domineering president nodded: "So there are no characters in TV dramas in the world. Even if the president is blind, he won't look for those uneducated Cinderella who think about the pie in the sky all day long, but don't you think , is such a character more enjoyable to play?"
"I don't think so, get out, you're blocking me from watching TV." Bai Qinghua waved at the domineering president.
"If that rock is really what you're looking for, remember to burn some more paper money for me. Girls in the world have to look at cars and houses to see money when they get married. It's also popular in the underworld. Even female ghosts can't get married without money." The domineering president turned around and went back to the TV. After entering, the characters inside blinked at them.
"Find a place to stay by yourself, and find out where your cemetery is. We will look for stones in a few days." Bai Qinghua turned to the wizard and said.
"Yes, my lord." The wizard left very respectfully.
"Ghost messengers are going to act in TV dramas?" Although Fu Langxuan repeatedly told himself to be calm and not to ask everything, he seemed ignorant, but the ghost messengers refreshed his three views once again.
"Yeah." Bai Qinghua tilted his head and thought for a while: "It's similar to the role-playing you mentioned. The underworld pays attention to cause and effect, and everything will have results. When they are bored in the underworld, they will go to play some characters in TV dramas. , relax, the characters on TV are not real, and things are not controlled by cause and effect, they prefer to play."
Fu Langxuan was once again thankful that he didn't have blood on his hands. Although he had fought with his brothers for several years, he was lucky that he didn't kill anyone. Should he remind his brothers to do less? evil.
After all, it was a brotherhood. Fu Langxuan finally sent messages to several brothers, excluding the one he put into prison, but apart from the reply from his fourth brother, asking him how he eats fast and recites Buddha recently, other news They didn't think Fu Langxuan was just reminding them kindly.
"If I do a lot of good deeds, can I live longer." Fu Langxuan asked after thinking on the phone for a long time.
"In theory, it is possible, but good deeds must be large enough and used in the right place." Bai Qinghua thought for a long time, but couldn't think of what to say. In a hurry, he disappeared in front of Fu Langxuan. Lao Xunmu came out, pushed Lao Xunmu in front of Fu Langxuan, and asked him to explain cause and effect to Fu Langxuan.
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