God help me

Chapter 12 Ringtones

In the morning, the first thing Chu Xiaotang did when he opened his eyes was to log in to Qiuqiu with his mobile phone to see if Teacher Wan had left him a message.

The Qiuqiu page opened, Teacher Wan's avatar popped up, and Chu Xiaotang happily twisted the little apple on the bed.

Teacher Wan didn't leave a word, but just offline a piece of audio that Chu Xiaotang asked him for.

It's as cold as ever.

#我男神Even the way of leaving a message is so hot and cold#

Chu Xiaotang's finger trembling when he pressed the accept button, saw that the sending time was 43:10 last night, exactly four and ten minutes had passed since the two of them respectively, what did Teacher Wan do in these four and ten minutes?

An unrealistic conjecture popped up in Chu Xiaotang’s mind. In order to prove his conjecture, he cut out from Qiuqiu and went to station B to refresh Teacher Xiawan’s homepage. After finding that he hadn’t updated any videos, Chu Xiaotang The whole person is high up.

In these four 10 minutes, Mr. Wan must have been thinking about what to record in the first 10 minutes, and then he spent 10 minutes recording, and felt dissatisfied after the recording, so he deleted it, and spent another 8 minutes thinking of a new one. , and recorded the last 2 minutes offline to myself.

So, what did the male god record?

After clicking on the audio, Teacher Wan's deep voice sounded——Tangtang has woken up, and if she doesn't get up again, she will be stabbed to death by Mr. Thorn.

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The thorn is the most deceptive thing in the Iwanna series. In the live broadcast of the Iwanna series recorded by Chu Xiaotang, it is intimately called the thorn gentleman by the majority of netizens.

The Iwanna series of games are similar to Super Mario. Each level consists of countless maps. The first few are roads full of traps, and the last one is fighting against BOSS.

There are all kinds of thorns and traps on each picture. These thorns and traps are like poisonous mushrooms and piranhas in Super Mario.But the Iwanna series is obviously much more perverted than Super Mario, and the appearance methods and trap placement of those thorns are beyond the imagination of ordinary people.

Do you think it will be fine if you skip carefully and don't touch Erjun?

Big mistake!

Mr. Thorn will take the initiative to cling to you, dear.

Do you think you'll be fine if you avoid it carefully?

wrong again!

When you can't see Mr. Thorn, he will appear out of nowhere, with the purpose of never giving up until you are killed.

You thought you were careful enough to escape, but you were wrong again!

Because Mr. Thorn will turn back!

As for other traps, oh well, Chu Xiaotang doesn't want to recall them at all.

If you want to pass the level of the Iwanna series, you have to die over and over again, and restart from the save point over and over again. It can be called a game that can only be played if you shake M.

Chu Xiaotang, as a standard Shaking M, would play the new version every time after a lot of complaints.

Chu Xiaotang had calculated thousands of times, but he didn't expect Teacher Wan to record such a wake-up bell for him.

I also don't want to be a M-shaking one, male god, can you not mention Mr. Thorn, I seem to still feel the feeling of being pierced by thousands of arrows by Mr. Thorn.

Iwanna abused me thousands of times, male god, don’t you know QAQ

As a qualified shaking M, of course it is impossible to be glassy because of such a trivial matter.Chu Xiaotang listened to it twice again, and soon Teacher Wan's voice wiped out the pain caused by Mr. Ci'er, and even made Chu Xiaotang think that Mr. Ci'er was still very cute.

But being called out of bed by a male god called Tangtang, it feels so shameful PLAY>///

So, let the shame PLAY come more violently.

It is now 23:24 in the morning Beijing time, Chu Xiaotang changed the alarm tones and added an alarm for [-]:[-].

In less than a minute, Teacher Wan's voice sounded, Chu Xiaotang was holding the phone with both hands, and two little pink hearts appeared in his eyes—the male god's voice is really nice.

Since no one turned off the alarm, the alarm went off until it silenced itself, then went off again 5 minutes later.

Chu Xiaotang laughed so hard that he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear, his saliva was about to flow out - the male god was waking me up again.

It feels like sleeping with a male god all night.

Chu Xiaotang always maintained this posture until the phone ran out of battery, and then temporarily broke away from Teacher Wan's voice.

He wiped his saliva, got up and went to the bathroom to wash up.Passing by the living room, he glanced at the wall clock on the wall.

Ahhhhhh it's 11:30, I haven't read the book yet!

Chu Xiaotang jumped up in a hurry, three days later he was going to retake the postgraduate exam.Although his score in the written test ranked first and the retest was relatively simple, Chu Xiaotang had no idea if he didn't read the book, so he planned, based on the principle of starting the day in the morning, every day from nine to eleven o'clock It's reading time, but I didn't do anything today, and it's already eleven o'clock.

The male god is really blue-faced and troublesome, Chu Xiaotang has a deep understanding, but he is willing to be drowned, and Teacher Wan may not be happy.

The day's plan was disrupted, and when the task was completed, Chu Xiaotang turned on the computer and it was almost dinner time.

Except for the UPUP group on the ball who were beeping non-stop, Chu Xiaoxiao was the only one who left a message for Chu Xiaotang.

Chu Xiaotang ignored his sister, and clicked on Teacher Wan's dialogue box first.Teacher Wan's profile picture was black, Chu Xiaotang didn't know if he was offline or invisible.

Like every fan's reaction to his idol, Chu Xiaotang was very disturbed in his heart. He wanted to send a message to the other party, but he was afraid of causing trouble to the other party.After struggling again and again, Chu Xiaotang sent a message to Teacher Wan under the name of thanking the wake-up bell.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Thank you, the male god, I like the wake-up ringtone very much~(≧▽≦)/~A new ringtone has been replaced.

The news came to nothing, Teacher Wan's profile picture did not light up, and it seemed that he was not online.Maybe he went to dinner, or he was busy with real things. Not long after chatting yesterday, Teacher Wan also went offline because he was busy. Maybe he came after dinner.

With this good wish, Chu Xiaotang opened Chu Xiaoxiao's dialogue box.

Braised Chicken Drumstick: Brother, how is your writing?

You must not tell the truth, Chu Xiaotang is determined to hide it to the end.

The second uncle of the Tang family: I haven't thought of a pen name yet.

The second uncle of the Tang family: I am busy with the reexamination, we will talk after the reexamination.

Braised Chicken Drumstick: Oh, do you want me to recommend you a few more articles (☆＿☆)

The second uncle of the Tang family: stop you (￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮o(￣dish￣///)

The second uncle of the Tang family: I don't believe you anymore!

Braised Chicken Drumstick: Hey...

Braised chicken drumsticks: Brother, I'm doing it for your own good, really, you don't understand.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Thank you, I don't want to understand what you said.

Braised Chicken Drumsticks in Braised Sauce: Well, let me know when you post a post, and I will help you promote it.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Thank you, sister, my mother told me to eat.

Braised chicken drumsticks: I want to eat it too, the school meal is terrible┭┮﹏┭┮

The second uncle of the Tang family: Who told you to report to other places ￢_￢

Braised chicken drumsticks in braised sauce: Hey, hey, brother, you don't even comfort me.

The second uncle of the Tang family: I will comfort you by eating all my mother's food.

Braised Chicken Legs: Grave Eggs!Curse your bad luck on the day of the interview

The second uncle of the Tang family: Hey, do you need to be so ruthless?

Braised Chicken Drumsticks: Stealing my food is a sworn enemy!

Braised Chicken Drumsticks: Besides, you thought I was you, FLAG little expert (〃'3'〃)

The second uncle of the Tang family: Even you know...

Braised Chicken Drumsticks in Braised Sauce: Aren’t I going to create a pit for UP masters to stir up foundations?

Braised Chicken Drumsticks: Hey hey hey, I would like to thank your friends (′▽`〃)

The second uncle of the Tang family: What did they do?

Mother Chu called Chu Xiaotang out for dinner in the living room, but Chu Xiaotang didn't have time to continue chatting with her sister, so she left in a hurry and left.

When Chu Xiaotang came back from dinner, Chu Xiaoxiao's profile picture turned black, probably either foraging for food or off the ball.

Asking her is worse than asking her friends, Chu Xiaotang opened UPUP to stir up the group.

After typing out a line, and just about to send it, Chu Xiaotang suddenly remembered that Teacher Wan is also in the group now, if he said something excited and said something without moral integrity and lower limit and was seen by Teacher Wan, wouldn't it be self-destructive image.

So, Chu Xiaotang copied the typed text, opened the Discipline Guard Discussion Group, and pasted it in.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Are you enjoying getting along with my sister?

The silent discussion group suddenly exploded.

Wonderful: Don't talk about Lingmei, it's too scary!

The second monk, Chu Xiaotang, was puzzled.

The second uncle of the Tang family: What's wrong with it (⊙⊙)?

White Stupid Cat: You still ask us what's wrong!You don't know about your own sister?

The second uncle of the Tang family: My sister is a little angel XD

Lonely Old Cucumber: Angel, your sister!Your sister is a terrifying witch, and I have the illusion of being stripped naked in front of him!

Black Stupid Dog: It scares me. My heart is still not peaceful. Fortunately, I am gay, wipe away my tears.

Fat man: Fortunately, I am gay +1

Wonderful: Fortunately, I am gay +2

White Stupid Cat: Luckily I am gay +3

Lonely Old Cucumber: Fortunately, I am gay +4

strip naked?

Don't say that Old Cucumber and Chu Xiaoxiao are separated by the computer screen, it's impossible to talk about sexuality.

Although I don't know what happened between my sister and this group of people, but as Chu Xiaotang, who was favored by the group and bullied and molested by everyone in the group for a long time, at this moment, I felt the pleasure of revenge.

My sister not only cheated me, but also cheated others, awesome!

The second uncle of the Tang family: Muhahaha, it must be my sister who knows that you often bully me, so she will avenge me!

Lonely Old Cucumber: Come on, your sister is too magical, that is a natural attribute, and has nothing to do with you.

Wonderful: Take every word of Old Cucumber, is your sister your biological sister?

The second uncle of the Tang family: Of course, it was born by a parent <(￣︶￣)↗

Fat Cixia: How can there be such a big gap between the same parents?

White Stupid Cat: Tangtang is better, Tangtang, we won't bully you anymore.

Black Stupid Dog: We will love you like the Party loves the people.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Really?

Black Stupid Dog: Really!

Wonderful: Tangtang's cute and weak feelings should be used to hurt, we were too beastly to you before.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Damn, when did I become so cute!When did you feel weak!

Lonely Old Cucumber: It's obvious that he is, and he still calls himself Lao Tzu. This kind of powerless resistance can't be cuter!

What logic is broken, the second uncle of the Tang family: ...

Fat Cixia: By the way, Tangtang, how are you and your male god?There has been no movement since yesterday.

The second uncle of the Tang family: The male god invited me to record the live together (≧0≦)

Lonely Old Cucumber: Fuck, I read that right.

White Stupid Cat: Is that what I understand?

Black Stupid Dog: Has the male god's mind been muddied?

Wonderful: Please watch this episode of the program "B station master Wan teacher and the second uncle of the Tang family recorded live together, what are you willing to degenerate"

The second uncle of the Tang family: I agreed not to bully you anymore, you liars 〒▽〒