God help me

Chapter 19

Before Chu Xiaotang accidentally killed Fang Shenxing due to a misoperation, BattleBlockTheater was a two-player cooperative game.After that, Chu Xiaotang seemed to have opened the door to a new world and found the correct way to play the game.

I saw Fang Shenxing's Xingxingtou standing by the water's edge, Chu Xiaotang, who followed closely, swept Fang Shenxing into the water with a sweep of his legs, and died.It was exactly the same as the way Chu Xiaotang really accidentally killed Fang Shenxing the first time.

Fang Shenxing, who was completely focused on the game, was caught off guard and shouted, "Hey? Why did you push me into the water again?"

"Ah, I'm sorry, I made a mistake in the operation." Chu Xiaotang blinked slyly, suppressed his smile, and quickly apologized.

Fang Shenxing believed it was true, and when Chu Xiaotang pushed him near the cannon and was blown to death by a cannon next time, Chu Xiaotang couldn't hold back the smile in his apology.

"You did it on purpose." Fang Shenxing immediately understood, but he was not angry.

Unable to hold back, Chu Xiaotang laughed wantonly: "Hahaha, no, this game is so simple, the audience will definitely not like to see us pass the level easily, so I want to increase the difficulty of the game, and test the male god you for the majority of players At the same time, it also allows people who don't know you to further understand your god-like operation level. This is a selfless act of sacrificing my ego, completing my ego, and helping you attract more fans. Audiences at station B, you Do you agree with me doing this? Quickly express your thoughts."

The barrage responded to Chu Xiaotang's call one after another, and some even cosplayed Teacher Wan:

agree! ! !We all agree!

Tangtang GJ

2333 Tangtang is a brat, I just want to say, well done!

Tangtang's serious nonsense skills are already full

Teacher Wan, please accept my candle

Teacher Wan: Hmph, you cheated on me in the game, I will make you pay back in bed!I want to eat sugar all night tonight (#￣～￣#)

Contrary to the attitude of the audience at Station B, Fang Shenxing couldn't laugh or cry about Chu Xiaotang's serious nonsense: "The next level has a time limit. It's very difficult for you to pass it like this."

Chu Xiaotang promised with a grin: "Don't worry, I won't be like this all the time, I just do that once in a while when you're not paying attention."

Even through the computer, Fang Shenxing seems to have seen the scene where Chu Xiaotang winked at him and said these words. BattleBlockTheater is a simple little game, which is a piece of cake for an old player like him. He doesn't know how many similar games he has played.With Chu Xiaotang making trouble, maybe the boring game will become more interesting.

Fang Shenxing smiled slightly: "Okay." At the same time, a plan was brewing.

The two reached an agreement and continued the game.Since Chu Xiaotang had just cheated Fang Shenxing, he had no plans to cheat Fang Shenxing again for the time being, and it would not be fun to cheat Fang Shenxing too intensively.

"You wait by the river, I'll go up and push the boat down, and then you take the boat to get the gems inside." Fang Shenxing jumped up and directed Chu Xiaotang to operate.

Chu Xiaotang obediently waited below, when suddenly a white paper boat fell from the sky, hitting him impartially and killing him.

Chu Xiaotang yelled in surprise, "Ah! How did I die!"

Fang Shenxing continued: "Idiot! The boat is so heavy, of course it will crush you to death, come quickly, push the boat into the river to eat gems."

"It didn't fall directly into the river, bad review!"

Chu Xiaotang hurriedly ran back from the resurrection point in depression, subconsciously glanced up at the place where Teacher Wan was on the way, there were so many gaps, why did Teacher Wan push the boat down through the gap above his head?

Did he do it on purpose?

Impossible, how can my male god be as boring as me =. =

Chu Xiaotang denied his guess and continued the game.After completing the task, row the boat back to the river.Sitting on the boat, he saw that Fang Shenxing was already waiting for him on the shore.

Chu Xiaotang asked curiously: "God, why are you here? You go up to eat gems first, to save time."

While Chu Xiaotang was speaking, he manipulated the head of the oil drum to jump to the shore, and saw that the standing five-pointed star head suddenly stretched out his short hand, and smashed the head of the oil drum into the water with a standard left uppercut. inside.Oil drum head's body flickered twice, honorably sacrificed.

"Ah? God, you..."

Fang Shenxing said solemnly: "As your male god, you have the responsibility to improve your operating skills."

"..." Chu Xiaotang stayed still for a while, but he came to his senses, "You did it on purpose! You did that on purpose too!"

Fang Shenxing didn't explain the words of deja vu, but instead smiled and said, "I'm doing it for your own good."

"Hmph, okay, I'll take care of you too." Fang Shenxing pushed the boat off the top and then saved it nearby. Chu Xiaotang hurriedly jumped down from the resurrection point above, ready to seek revenge on Fang Shenxing Unexpectedly, just as he approached Fang Shenxing, Fang Shenxing's body dodged, dodging Chu Xiaotang's attack with a double jump, and ran up.

Chu Xiaotang chased Fang Shenxing with his two short legs, and Fang Shenxing did not forget to eat gems while avoiding his pursuit.

The game of helping each other seems to be developing in the direction of pitting each other. The two staged a scene where you chase after each other. When there are gems, the two have a tacit truce. When there are no gems, you pit me and I pit you. , had a great time.

In this way, after not knowing how many times the two sides died, they finally reached the last map.

How could Chu Xiaotang's operations be compared with Fang Shenxing's, not to mention that the other party was a madman with backs, and he knew all about bright and dark gems.As a Chu Xiaotang who has a serious collection habit, he really can't bear the sad fact that all the gems along the way are eaten by others. Even if that person is his male god, it makes his life worse than death.

Chu Xiaotang changed after chasing after him, and his playful laughter was replaced by begging bitterly: "God, you left me a jewel, I want to eat QAQ too."

Fang Shenxing replied straightforwardly: "Okay, come here, there are two left for you."

Chu Xiaotang was on guard: "You won't be cheating me, will you?"

"will not."

"you swear."

Fang Shenxing, who couldn't laugh or cry, changed his mind: "Okay, I swear I will never cheat you, otherwise I will eat all the gems after punishment."

"That's about the same." Chu Xiaotang didn't hear Fang Shenxing's words clearly, and when he heard the male god's answer, he immediately got excited.He rushed over in a hurry, but as soon as he approached Fang Shenxing, Fang Shenxing killed him with props.Chu Xiaotang screamed, "Male God, you lied to me!"

Fang Shenxing shrugged and said, "No, I said I'll kill you, and I will eat all the gems from now on."

Chu Xiaotang wanted to cry but had no tears: "Male god, you are stupid."

"It's because you didn't hear clearly." Fang Shenxing was in a good mood, and blocked Chu Xiaotang's way to prevent him from going down to eat gems, "Want to eat? If you want to eat, please ask me."

Chu Xiaotang really wanted to domineeringly say that I don’t want to eat, but without gems, I can’t buy all kinds of cute little heads. In the end, he was forced by Fang Shenxing’s lust, and said pitifully: “God, you Best, let me eat gems QAQ."

"Three words are missing."

"What?" Chu Xiaotang was inexplicably stunned, does the male god want to hear me say I love you?

Low oil, people are not ready to confess yet.

Chu Xiaotang, who was in a state of not talking about it, only reacted after Fang Shenxing kindly reminded him, and said with a little frustration: "Yeah."

"It's more or less the same." Fang Shenxing had had enough teasing, gave up his seat, and asked Chu Xiaotang to eat the gems.

Chu Xiaotang touched his bitter tears, he also worked really hard to eat the gems.After eating the first one, he ran towards the second one.

The position of the second one is very bad. You have to jump from a small gap, but there is a small boss under this small gap, and you can't kill it no matter what.Chu Xiaotang tried twice, but was killed by this boss.

"God, what should we do?" After Chu Xiaotang died for the fourth time, he sent a distress signal to Fang Shenxing.

Fang Shenxing said: "This boss is set to be invincible, I'll seduce it, and you can find the right time later."

"Okay, male god, you work hard." Chu Xiaotang was ready to go, watching Fang Shenxing without blinking to seduce the boss.Unexpectedly, this boss is quite powerful, no matter how Fang Shenxing seduces him, he will not be fooled.

Fang Shenxing clicked his tongue and said, "Don't be fooled, it's a bit difficult."

"What should I do? If you don't have all the gems, you won't be able to get an A++" game score setting. Only when you collect all the gems and wool balls within the specified time will you get A++. If you lose one, you won't get this score.

"Yes!" Fang Shenxing came up with an idea, "You stand on the left side of the gap and don't move. I will jump down first, and you will jump down to eat the gems."

A countdown suddenly popped up in the middle of the screen, and there was less than half a minute left. There was no time to explain this race against time.After Fang Shenxing jumped from the right side of the gap, he ran straight towards the boss. He didn't dodge or dodge, he just ran straight to the boss's mouth.

Chu Xiaotang was stunned, and an idea came out of his head: "Male god, you..."

Fang Shenxing thought about what he said, and ordered: "Go and eat!"

I saw the boss, who couldn't be killed no matter what, bit the head of the five-pointed star, because there was something in his mouth that couldn't bite the head of the oil barrel.After the oil barrel head ate the gem, he quickly escaped from this dangerous place, and the dead five-pointed star head was resurrected a few seconds later.

"You're acting as bait again!" Chu Xiaotang spoke as if he had been greatly wronged, even more wronged than when he was cheated by Fang Shen while playing "Infinite Escape", "Why did you do that?"

After the last level is completed, instead of going out from the exit, you have to touch a key. Fang Shenxing led Chu Xiaotang to the direction of the key. He said with a smile, "Because this method is the best."

Although Teacher Wan has already answered, the audience at station B obviously don't think so.

When Tangtang asked the three words "why", everyone unanimously posted colorful bullet screens - because of love! ! !

Even Tangtang himself couldn't help posting it because of love when he watched the bullet screen afterwards, but his inner world thought more about the following points:

#The male god died twice for me#

#If this is not love#

#男神If he is gay, he will definitely fall in love with me#

After a moment of silence, Chu Xiaotang said: "You are not allowed to do this if it is easy to use. I can't stand you dying in front of me again and again."

Fang Shenxing said with a smile: "You cheated me to death more times than I did as bait."

"That's different!"

"Why is it different?"

"Just...just..." Chu Xiaotang faltered, he couldn't say that he had penetrated into the realm again, so he had no choice but to say helplessly, "It's different if I say it's not the same." He was a real brat.

Fang Shenxing quickly relented: "Okay, I know I was wrong."

"It's fine if you know you're wrong, and I'll be the bait next time! I'll do it! Lure! Bait!"

Fang Shenxing laughed: "Is there anyone vying to be the bait?"

Chu Xiaotang spoke righteously: "Can't you? I want to die."

Fang Shenxing hooked his lips and smiled: "I can help you with this right now."

Chu Xiaotang couldn't react in time, "Ah?"After this pass, the two of them were bouncing back and forth in the very beginning screen, Fang Shenxing's voice fell, and he threw a paper plane, which landed on Chu Xiaotang's head. Asked Fang Shenxing with a novel face: "Male god, what is it, so cute."

With a sound of "Bang!", the paper airplane exploded, blowing Chu Xiaotang into pieces of paper and floating in the air.

"..."

"This is a prop. I bought it when I was playing by myself a few days ago. There are still many props that I need to buy with dime balls. Players, if you want to blow up people with paper airplanes like I just did, you can buy them here. .” Fang Shenxing ignored Chu Xiaotang, switched to the commentary game mode in a second, manipulated the five-pointed star head to the place where the props were purchased, and started to demonstrate.His voice was full of suffocated laughter, obviously because of Chu Xiaotang's stupid reaction just now, "Look, there are also frogs, time bombs, I don't know what this is like a pacifier, I haven't I bought it, and..."

That laughter made Chu Xiaotang feel ashamed and embarrassed, he roared: "Male god, I will never end with you!"

Chu Xiaotang, who was chasing after him, sent out countless poisonous bubbles along the way, chasing each other with Fang Shenxing.Soon the entire screen was occupied by poisonous bubbles, and the two of them cheated each other while avoiding things like poisonous bubbles that would die if touched.

The two of them had a great time, like two kindergarteners trying to slide down the slide. This time it was my turn to play.

Chu Xiaotang gritted his teeth and said: "You are my male god, I will kill you too!"

Fang Shenxing said with a smile: "Okay, come here."

"Look at the bubble!"

"Be careful yourself, don't kill yourself haha."

Laughter, noise, and noise linger in my ears.Fang Shenxing and Chu Xiaotang exchanged cheerful laughter with each other, and the fight lasted for a long time, until both of them were killed by poisonous bubbles and couldn't stop.

This video was uploaded to station B, and a large part of the video of the two fighting back was cut off. In this way, there were still many barrages in the boring three to four minutes of sparring.

As for the bullet screen in front, I can't see it at all.Everyone said that this is a game that single dogs must not click in, otherwise they will be blinded every minute, and they can't wait to use the gasoline and torches that suddenly appeared in their hands to burn the couple to death on the spot. .