God help me

Chapter 22

Chu Xiaotang sent out the contract the next day, and within a few days, the editor Di Sanxian notified him that the contract had been successfully signed. After informing him of some precautions, he dragged him into the group of authors he was in charge of - Di Sanxian on the Tip of the Tongue .Let him communicate with the seniors in the group when he is free, help each other, and grow up with each other.

Sauce Elbow: There are newcomers!

Steamed Sea Bass: Hello, everyone, I am a newcomer, please take care of me in the future.

Crystal Shrimp Dumplings: Damn it, steamed sea bass!Is it the steamed sea bass that Wan Tang wrote about?

Steamed Sea Bass: It's me ^_^

Mango White Snow Black Glutinous Rice Sweet: Di Sanxian has actually signed in, begging for an update! ! ! !

Steamed Sea Bass: Going to codewords right away.

Call me Xiaocharou: The newcomer is so obedient, soft and cute>///

Sauce Elbow: Great, it will be more convenient to remind you in the future~(≧▽≦)/~

Crystal Shrimp Dumplings: How many words do you plan to write?Is there any meat?Begging for meat, begging for all kinds of PLAY, I really want to see Tangtang being treated like this and that by Teacher Wan!

Steamed Sea Bass:  …

Braised Chicken Legs:  …

After Chu Xiaotang finished typing the ellipsis, the next second he saw a string of ellipsis exactly like himself appearing in the dialog box.

He blinked his eyes at the words braised chicken drumsticks, why does this vest look so much like Chu Xiaoxiao's.

Chu Xiaotang glanced at the eyeball number, damn it, she is really a younger sister!Could it be such a coincidence! ! !

How to do how to do?

Chu Xiaotang was like an ant on a hot pot, for fear of losing his horse in front of Chu Xiaoxiao, he didn't dare to reply for a while.

Mango white snow and black glutinous rice are sweet: Shrimp dumpling, you will die, be careful if your legs will kill you╭(╯^╰)╮

Sauce Knuckle: Aoyou, chicken legs are you here?The steamed sea bass has greatly joined our group.

Braised Chicken Drumstick: I see it ==

Crystal Shrimp: Hahahahahaha, I am very curious about how you feel about chicken legs.

Call me Xiaocharou: Same Curiosity 2333

It is easier to expose yourself if you don't speak for a long time. Chu Xiaotang based on the principle that I am a trumpet and my sister may not recognize me. He decided to fish in troubled waters and ask questions in a state of innocence and ignorance.

Steamed Sea Bass: What's up?Why are you curious about the feeling of big chicken legs?

Call me Little Fried Pork: 2333 Sea Bass Da Da, you only joined the group. I don’t know the truth about it. In fact, the Braised Chicken Drumstick is the younger sister of the second uncle of the Tang family o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓

Steamed Sea Bass: =Dish=

Sauce Elbow: You wrote her brother’s fanfiction, of course we are curious about her feelings hhp

Steamed Sea Bass: Chicken Drumsticks Big I...

Braised chicken drumsticks: Don't talk about it, it's private.

Call me Xiaocharou: Private? !

Call me Xiaocharou: What do you want to do with chicken legs?Put down that poisonous knife!

Mango White Snow Black Glutinous Rice Sweetness: Fuck, leg, you don't want to kill someone, do you?Egg butt!

Steamed Sea Bass: Big Chicken Drumstick, I Was Wrong QAQ

Steamed Sea Bass: Begging to let QAQ go

Braised Chicken Drumsticks in Braised Sauce: You guys have really big brains... Private chat, just a typo just now.

Sauce elbow: ...

Call me Xiaocharou: scary

Steamed sea bass: I can't help but breathe a sigh of relief ('?_?`)

Crystal Shrimp Dumplings: Did your typo scare people to death?

Braised chicken drumsticks: I don’t make it, even if I do, what can you do with me?

Braised Chicken Drumsticks: Sea Bass, let’s chat privately (○`3′○)

Crystal Shrimp Dumplings: Damn, I want to chat privately for Mao (°ー°〃)

Sauce Elbow: Let us listen, Er Kangshou.

Mango Baixue black glutinous rice is sweet: just take a small window at every turn, be careful that you will get pregnant (*￣︿￣)

Chu Xiaotang stared at the words sent by Mango Baixue and Black Glutinous Rice Tiantian, and gave birth to a big shock. Thinking about it, it was terrible, okay?

Incest or something, go to hell!Apart from messing with Teacher Wan, he has no second thoughts in this life!

By the way, what did Chu Xiaoxiao want to do with him?

Could it be that she is going to help her brother and I find steamed sea bass to settle the score—hehe, you dare to write my brother's fanfiction, do you want to live!

Thinking of his sister being so considerate and lovely, Chu Xiaotang wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes with emotion, all the grievances he had suffered in front of his sister all these years were instantly offset.

What Chu Xiaotang didn't know was that the truth was exactly the opposite of his guess...

The first time Chu Xiaoxiao joined the steamed perch group, he subconsciously poked his Qiuqiu number to see his personal information, but unexpectedly, the pop-up dialog box was not the one for group members, but a friend dialog box.

What does this indicate?

It explained that this steamed perch was her friend, but Chu Xiaoxiao had no impression of such a person. She opened the friend list of Qiuqiu, checked them one by one, and finally found the steamed perch in the family group.

Fuck, there are not many people in the family group, Chu Xiaoxiao checked and found that this is his brother's trumpet.

In an instant, Chu Xiaoxiao thought of what his brother told him not long ago that he wanted to write a novel.

So this is what his brother wanted to write?It's really special, no wonder it's always been secretive.

Steamed Sea Bass: What do you want me to do with chicken legs?

Looking at the message from Chu Xiaotang, Chu Xiaoxiao couldn't help sneering, "Damn it, you actually pretended in front of me, okay, let's see who has lied to whom."

Braised Chicken Drumstick: Well, I am also following your article, it is really great (????)??

Seventeen characters, two symbols, and one emoticon, successfully made Chu Xiaotang feel as if he was hit by five thunders. He knelt on the ground, thinking in pain: Why is it completely different from what I expected, and my sister actually likes to watch this kind of thing, help QAQ

Weeping silently in secret, but not being able to expose the truth on the bright side, this kind of thing is simply not something that ordinary people can bear.

Chu Xiaotang sniffed, put his ten fingers tremblingly on the keyboard, adjusted his breathing, and returned to Chu Xiaotang after returning to normal.

Steamed sea bass: Hehe, thank you for liking it.

Braised Chicken Drumsticks in Braised Sauce: I love your writing style so much. I believe that one day you will be able to surpass my favorite fanniu!

Steamed Sea Bass: How dare I compare with Mi Niu God=v=

Braised chicken drumsticks: yes!When I recharge the value, I will throw deep-sea torpedoes for you immediately, ten at a time, otherwise it will not be enough to express my deep love for you!

Steamed Sea Bass: Ten... That's 1000 yuan!

Braised Chicken Drumsticks: I'm sorry, I'm a very vulgar person, and I don't know how to do anything other than express love with money.

Although Chu Xiaotang complained that his sister spent too much money, but when he thought that the money was used to redeem Teacher Wan, he couldn't say anything.

Steamed Sea Bass: I like this way, use dirty money to insult me, okay =3=

Braised Chicken Drumsticks in Braised Sauce: Big perch, you are so cute (☆＿☆)

Steamed Sea Bass: The chicken legs are big and so are you.By the way, I’m just a newcomer, you call me big, I’m so scared QAQ

Braised Chicken Drumsticks: Big Bass, you call me that, I am also very panic QAQ

Steamed Sea Bass: Is it true that we flatter each other like this?

Braised chicken drumsticks: 233 large sea bass, you are so humorous.

Steamed Sea Bass: The chicken drumsticks are so big, you poke me just to tell me this?

Braised chicken drumsticks: No>, ///

Steamed Sea Bass:  …

Braised chicken drumsticks: Because everyone in the group knows that the second uncle of the Tang family is my brother, I am embarrassed to talk about this topic in the group, you know

Steamed Sea Bass:  …

Braised chicken drumsticks: Let me tell you in secret, my brother looks terrible, and he looks like he is coming to push me.Kindergarten boys can push him!

Steamed Sea Bass:  …

Braised chicken drumsticks: So if you want to write meat, or if there is something specific you don’t understand, you can also ask me~ I will definitely give all I have to help you =3=

Steamed Sea Bass:  …

Braised chicken drumsticks: By the way, the sea bass is big, and I still have a copy of Longyang Style 98, what do you want?I send you, you can refer to <(￣︶￣)↗ when writing meat articles

Steamed Sea Bass: Enough!

Braised Chicken Drumstick: What?

Steamed Sea Bass: Chu Xiaoxiao, you are courting death! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

I didn't expect my sister's heart to be like this, Chu Xiaotang covered his glass heart that 502 couldn't stick to, his head was hot, he didn't care about anything, he didn't care about anything, and launched a roaring skill at Chu Xiaoxiao.

After three seconds...

Braised chicken drumsticks: Heh, heh!Finally admitted?You just keep pretending.

Steamed Sea Bass: Ahhh, what a god, I don’t understand ヽ(??▽?)ノ

Braised Chicken Drumstick: Brother, you idiot, what are you thinking?

Steamed Sea Bass: I have misunderstood the person ヽ(??▽?)ノ

Braised Chicken Legs: Half a year ago, I asked you to borrow a Qiuqiu trumpet to fight with people. I was afraid that I would forget the Qiuqiu number, so I added friends on both sides. Do you remember which trumpet you gave me back then? ?

Steamed Sea Bass: ... Fuck!

Braised Chicken Drumsticks: Don’t cry when you see the coffin￢_￢Brother, I really didn’t expect that you have this kind of habit, it’s really boring, and you even write about you and your male god (#‵′)

Steamed Sea Bass: I have a reason!

Braised Chicken Drumsticks: Why?Talk about it!

In the following time, Chu Xiaotang told the braised chicken drumsticks in detail about his plan, and at the same time told Chu Xiaoxiao what he had been worrying about, how to make Teacher Wan discover the problem of this article.

If he told Teacher Wan, it would be too fake.So if someone told him and Teacher Wan that there was such an article, it would be convenient for him to appear out of righteous indignation.

After hearing this, Chu Xiaoxiao scorned Chu Xiaotang severely.

Braised Chicken Drumsticks: This is not easy, have you forgotten that the old cucumbers are in my readership?I will send it to them right away, and I will tell them not to say it in the UPUP group, and don't tell you, they will definitely say it when the time comes, hahaha.

Steamed Sea Bass: Sister, you are so witty (‵▽′)

Even so, why did Chu Xiaotang feel a little sadness in his heart?

Hey... I was careless in making friends.

Braised Chicken Drumsticks: Done, they are reading the article, and they will talk about it in the group soon.

Steamed Sea Bass: Thank you sister

Braised Chicken Drumsticks: Humph, you’re welcome, who told me that my name is Red Scarf (????)

Steamed Sea Bass: I love you =3=

Braised Chicken Drumsticks in Braised Chicken: Die gay, it's disgusting, don't kiss me!

Steamed Sea Bass: Just now you said I was cute!

Braised chicken drumsticks: Heh, heh!I lied to you(￣^￣)ゞ

Steamed Sea Bass: You said you would throw me ten deep-sea torpedoes?

Braised Chicken Drumstick: I lied to you too, idiot ￢_￢

Steamed Sea Bass: What did you say that you like my text more than Mi Niu Da?

Braised chicken drumsticks: Silly brother, of course I lied to you (￣_,￣)

Steamed sea bass: Damn, sister, do you have a truth in your mouth┭┮﹏┭┮

Braised chicken drumsticks: with teeth XD

Steamed Sea Bass: Which?

Braised Chicken Drumsticks: Please look at the meat (☆＿☆)

Steamed Sea Bass: Encouragement...

Braised Chicken Drumsticks: Before I get out, there is something I want to tell you.

Steamed Sea Bass: Quick Release (￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮o(￣dish￣///)

Braised Chicken Drumstick: There is a big bug in your plan.

Steamed Sea Bass: Impossible, this is something I have carefully planned for a long time, absolutely impossible!

Braised Chicken Drumsticks in Braised Chicken: Like a girl with short hair does not mean that she is heterosexual. What if Teacher Wan is GAY?You score negative points and keep telling others that you hate them for pairing you with Teacher Wan. If Teacher Wan is a gay who has a crush on you, what do you think he will think when he sees your reaction.

What can you think?It must be sadly injured, far away from yourself!

With just a few words, Chu Xiaoxiao easily made Chu Xiaotang sheng (bu) irrigate (ru) top (si), why did he never think of this before, after all, ten men and nine gays at station B ah!

Steamed Sea Bass: Why did you tell me now 〒▽〒

Braised chicken drumsticks: because I have been a professional pit brother for 100 years (*/ω＼*)

At this moment, Chu Xiaotang wanted to die, but the UPUP disturbing group icon in the lower right corner of the computer flashed.

At this time, it was too late to regret, Chu Xiaotang could only have fantasies when he clicked on UPUP to disturb the group—maybe they found their conscience this time and obediently listen to their sister.

But it turns out that the consciences of those dead gays have long been eaten by dogs!

Lonely Old Cucumber: ?novelid=2204994 The second uncle of the Tang family, Mr. Wan, is so muhahahaha, I love to see you, both of you have humanities!