God help me

Chapter 27 Stupid

To be honest, Chu Xiaotang was very happy when he logged into "Infinite Escape". When he heard the eerie background music and saw the dark colors, the hair on his arms stood up involuntarily like a conditioned reflex.

He is timid and has a strong sense of substitution, so he has never dared to play horror-style games.The reason for agreeing to play "Infinite Escape" is because Teacher Wan hooked him up.For Chu Xiaotang, the charm of Teacher Wan has already surpassed the thrilling feeling brought by the game itself.

Although this is a two-player game, as the master's little follower, Chu Xiaotang is always in a state of cooperating with Teacher Wan.When he was switching perspectives to look around, Teacher Wan had already walked to the gate of the castle and clicked on the gate with the mouse.

"Unable to open."

There was a sound in the background, and Teacher Wan manipulated Gu Xia to walk towards the wall.

Just as Chu Xiaotang got used to the eerie background music, he trembled in fright when he was suddenly startled by a strange, emotionless alto voice that sounded through the earphones.He glanced at the screen, and couldn't help complaining: "Male god, you are too lazy, you just started the game, and you want to open the door and go out?"

Teacher Wan said indifferently: "Just click and play casually, maybe there will be a hint."

Chu Xiaotang laughed: "Unfortunately not, I saw a lot of things in the old castle, and when I go through them one by one, I'm sure I'll find something."

Teacher Wan exposed him mercilessly: "Are you looking for tips, or is it a collection addiction?"

"Hey, male god, don't say it if you know it." Chu Xiaotang laughed, "Hey, male god, what are you doing standing by the wall?"

"Don't you think there are so many paintings on the walls here?" Teacher Wan's voice was deep, and even if he was saying an insignificant sentence, it seemed particularly pleasant to the ear.

Although Chu Xiaotang didn't dare to play horror games, he had played many escape rooms on the web version.After being reminded by Teacher Wan, he immediately understood the meaning of the other party's words: "You mean that there may be a hidden space behind the painting?"

Teacher Wan gave a "hmm" and began to study these paintings.

Most people hang pictures on the walls of their homes, and at most they only hang a few pictures.But in this old castle, the entire wall is covered with paintings.Chu Xiaotang counted, and there were as many as fifteen.

"I click from the top, and you click from the bottom to save time." Since I'm not sure which painting will have a dark space behind it, I can only check it in turn.

Teacher Wan gave the order, and Chu Xiaotang hurriedly agreed: "Okay."

For a moment, the clicks of each other's mouse were exchanged in the earphones of the two.

When all the fifteen paintings were clicked, there was no hidden grid behind any of the paintings, and there was no system prompt.

Teacher Wan murmured: "It's strange, are these paintings just backgrounds? Impossible."

The old castle where Teacher Wan and Chu Xiaotang are now is very different from the villa in Halloween Horror Nights.There are very few furniture in the castle, and there are no NPCs.Teacher Wan had clicked on all the doors at the beginning, but none of them could be opened, even the stairs could not be used.The only things that look like useful props are these paintings, but why is it useless to click?

The male god couldn't figure it out, and it was even more impossible for Chu Xiaotang, a Xiaobai who is only good at small games, to click on the screen with the mouse and said, "Maybe the owner of this ancient castle is a local tyrant, and he is poor with so many paintings." , really want to steal them, maybe they can be sold for a lot of money!"

Thinking about it, Teacher Wan never forgot to tease Chu Xiaotang: "Tangtang, sometimes, I think you are more suitable to be a tomb robber."

"I'm a good young man with red seedlings, and I've been receiving the three-good student award since elementary school, male god, don't talk nonsense!" Chu Xiaotang pretended to be filled with righteous indignation and said nonsense, "Although I love reading tomb-robbing novels, I don't care about tomb-robbing novels." This kind of behavior is deeply disgusting. There is a reason for what I said just now, my behavior, in ancient times, belonged to grand thieves."

After Chu Xiaotang finished speaking, Teacher Wan laughed helplessly: "I really want to pry your head open to see what's inside."

Of course it's all you!

Chu Xiaotang muttered silently in his heart, and accidentally slipped his hand holding the mouse, and an unexpected scene appeared.The painting selected by Chu Xiaotang actually followed Chu Xiaotang's mouse.

"God, look!" Chu Xiaotang was ecstatic, "You can really steal paintings! Eh? How do you put them in your backpack."

"Stupid, this is a puzzle!"

"..." Chu Xiaotang was puzzled, "How can you be sure?"

"Pay attention to the patterns on the paintings. Although these are abstract patterns, you can clearly see the number of objects on the patterns. If I guessed correctly, these paintings should be arranged according to the number of objects on the screen. "Teacher Wan explained, while trying the feasibility of his own guess.

Seeing the painting being dragged by Chu Xiaotang, Teacher Wan felt enlightened.He was so busy clicking just now, why did he forget to try to drag these paintings?

There are a total of fifteen paintings on the wall, which are divided into four rows. Except for the top row with three paintings, the remaining three rows have four paintings in each row, which happens to be a jigsaw puzzle.However, these paintings are not as cumbersome as a puzzle, you have to change the order one by one.After Teacher Wan found the painting with four items on it, he dragged it directly to the blank in the upper right corner of the first row.

By analogy, each painting gradually returns to its proper position.

Chu Xiaotang stared at Xin Xinyan, and praised with admiration: "You are so powerful, you are so smart!"

Teacher Wan has already completed half of the task: "Fortunately, I'm just better and smarter than you."

Chu Xiaotang asked without hesitation: "Male god, are you teasing me?"

Teacher Wan joked: "You can see it, it seems that you are not stupid."

"Male god, I think you have been spoiled by Old Cucumber and the others!" Chu Xiaotang snorted, feeling very happy in his heart, if the two of them were not familiar, it would be impossible for them to joke like this.

"No, I'm just telling the truth. If you don't believe me, you can go to the barrage afterwards. All kinds of viewers, please press 1 if you think Tangtang is particularly stupid, press 2 if you think Tangtang is a little stupid, press 3 if you think Tangtang is not too stupid [-]..."

Chu Xiaotang scolded: "Damn it, all the options are to say I'm stupid, my wit! My cleverness!"

"4, 5, 6 yes, but since you have said all the options, let me call you stupid, then..." Teacher Wan deliberately dragged out the ending, until Chu Xiaotang urged him, he was slow Then he continued, "Then I will fulfill your wish and delete the last three options."

Chu Xiaotang wanted to cry but had no tears: "..."

When did I say that?

Chu Xiaotang didn't need to look in the mirror to know that he must have a violent face now, and there was a sentence written on his face that you are fucking kidding me.He stared depressedly and cursed: "Damn it, male god, you will have bad luck if you tease me like this."

After Chu Xiaotang finished cursing, Teacher Wan also completed the puzzle.Immediately afterwards, there was a rumbling sound from the stereo, and the ground under the feet of Gu Xia and Le Shaonan trembled on the screen.

Before Chu Xiaotang came to ask Teacher Wan if there was an earthquake, he and Teacher Wan fell down.

……

Well, it turned out to be an agency.

The players watching the video, who were happily swiping the screen with the number 1 in various colors, laughed from ear to ear after seeing this scene, and gloated at the same time.

23333 Tangtang is really a FLAG expert

Teacher Wan will be punished for bullying an idiot

Fuck, collect FLAG in seconds!Tangtang's voice hasn't finished yet.

Love to hear

I seemed to hear Tangtangjiao ♂ panting just now!

I heard it too!

Emma, ​​little black house, play?

Hurry up, Mr. Wan, I'll give you a little leather whip, and teach Tangtang a lesson

At that time, Chu Xiaotang, who was so frightened by the situation that he fell into the basement suddenly, couldn't help panting heavily. How could he know that Station B would post these messy bullet screens afterwards.

There are countless bones in the basement, and bloodstains are everywhere on the walls, Chu Xiaotang was so frightened that he swallowed his saliva: "Man, man god, where is this?"

Compared to Chu Xiaotang, Teacher Wan seemed much calmer: "I have to ask you."

Chu Xiaotang was puzzled, and said fearfully, "How do I know?"

Teacher Wan smiled and said, "Didn't you say that I would be unlucky? Look, it's unlucky for you to accompany me."

"Help... the god begs you to stop molesting me, I know I'm wrong." Chu Xiaotang cried and said, "I forgot that I'm a FLAG little expert."

Teacher Wan smiled slightly: "Hey, let me forgive you if you say something nice."

What a strange fetish.But the male god wants to listen to good things, Chu Xiaotang's stomach is full, even if he can't finish talking until tomorrow, he is afraid that Teacher Wan will not have so much time to listen to him.

Chu Xiaotang sighed secretly, and opened his mouth to boast: "You are the best male god! Your wisdom is unparalleled in the world, and no one..."

Chu Xiaotang popped out hundreds of words in one breath, and the more Teacher Wan listened, the more amusing he became.It seems that complimenting others won't bother him at all, so he couldn't help interrupting him, and asked further: "No, I want to listen to music."

Chu Xiaotang, who likes to sing, doesn't think there is anything wrong with Teacher Wan's request. Last time he sang "Where is the Goddess Going", it seems that Teacher Wan was fascinated by my singing, so he never forgets it.

Chu Xiaotang asked happily: "What do you want to hear?"

Teacher Wan said, "Little Apple."

"..." What kind of evil is this? Chu Xiaotang is an ear-scratcher. Teacher Wan does whatever he says. He cleared his throat and sang without any complaints, "You are my little one, little apple. I don't love you no matter what. Too much, the little red face warms my heart, lights up the fire of my life, fire fire fire~" The tone changed, "Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo, Huo Jiaquan's routine moves are flexible, alive, alive, alive, Living life should be lived through completely, passed through, faults and weaknesses never belong to me, me, me, me, me, me, no one can hide from our martial arts."

Halfway through the singing, Chu Xiaotang also came up with a medley of songs. Teacher Wan didn’t say anything, but after he finished singing, he smirked: “Buy one, get one free, male god, are you satisfied? If not, I’ll sing it for you again.” One song."

Teacher Wan wondered, "Where did you give one away? I think it's a song."

These words made Chu Xiaotang surprised: "How do you say?"

Teacher Wan said, "Huo Xiaopingping."

Chu Xiaotang was covered in goosebumps from the cold, he said with a sneer, "Hehe, it's so funny."

Although Chu Xiaotang was aroused by Teacher Wan's sneer and got goose bumps all over his body, the fear from the basement almost dissipated, which can be regarded as an unexpected gain.

Teacher Wan had already searched the basement while Chu Xiaotang was singing.The basement is not big, there is only one room, and the head can be seen at a glance.Apart from a series of numbers on the wall, there is not much special place.

Chu Xiaotang asked: "God, is this a torture room?"

Teacher Wan affirmed: "No."

Chu Xiaotang asked: "What is that?"

Teacher Wan didn't tell him directly, but said, "Look in the lower left corner, and you'll know when you see it."

"Ah?" Chu Xiaotang didn't understand, where he was standing, the lower left was just out of sight.He slightly changed the angle, and the vertical coffin covered with scarlet blood donations slammed into his optic nerve.Chu Xiaotang was terrified, subconsciously shouted at the top of his voice, "Help, god!"