lazy turtle out

Chapter 59

The sun was very good today, Guichen lay on the window to dry shells after eating.Looking out from the glass window, tall buildings in the distance and traffic flow nearby.In his eyes, these scenes are not interesting at all.

What makes him even more helpless is that, according to An Tengzhe, the TV here is broken and sent for repair. As for when it will be repaired, because the precision parts inside are burnt out, I don't know when it will be repaired: " Hey... I can’t even watch TV if I want to. Fortunately, I have finished watching all the programs I want to watch.”

As for the smartphone next to him, Guichen knows that he can use it to watch TV, but after seeing An Tengzhe's operation, he found that the steps are too cumbersome and there is no clear search target.It's not as convenient as just pressing the remote control on the TV.

The black cat Rumo lay on the bed looking at Guichen who hadn't moved for more than ten minutes, flicking his tail in boredom.Unable to take it anymore, he rolled on the bed, and said to Guichen, "Hey, are we going to just stay like this?"

"What's wrong with staying like this? It's so cool in the room, and An Tengzhe has prepared a lot of snacks for us." Gui Chen didn't even bother to turn his head to look at him, "You don't want to go out to play, do you? I advise you No more. You have no idea how hot it is outside."

Ru Mo was speechless: "As a big demon, you are afraid of heat!"

Gui Chen lazily said, "Although I'm not afraid of heat, I don't like heat either. It's fine if I stay in the pond in summer, but if I stay in the sun, I'm also afraid of being dried out."

"Besides, I'm not big at all." Gui Chen denied that he was a big monster, "My master said, it's too early for me to grow into a big tortoise. Also, my strength is mediocre, how can I be embarrassed? Claiming to be a big demon. You think I'm you, so thick-skinned."

Ru Mo was not happy: "How thick-skinned am I!"

"You are a cat, you dare to call yourself a cat master even if you can't even transform into a shape, don't talk about being modest, you are overestimating your own strength and bragging, isn't it cheeky?" Gui Chen said with reason. according to.

"What do you know? I wonder which corner you came from. You don't have any common sense!" Rumo despised him angrily, "Those human beings who can't even beat me can be called masters. .Don’t say one hit them ten, I can hit a hundred of them! What’s wrong with me calling myself a cat master?”

"Anyway, you can't beat me." Gui Chen said according to his own logic, "You can't call yourself the cat master before I call myself the turtle master. Otherwise, you will commit the following crime."

"Are you still being unreasonable?" Master Cat was angry, "What do I want to call myself, what's your business? People still have human rights, not to mention I'm a demon! Can't I even decide what to call myself? ?”

"Humans have human rights." Gui Chen said leisurely, "When you can transform into a human form one day, then talk about human rights with me. I didn't call you a master, but you call me a master, so what will I do? Put it on?"

Gui Chen then slowed down her tone: "I did this for your own good. Let me tell you, I have a senior brother who is very irritable. The most troublesome thing is that he is the most powerful among our senior brothers. If any When God meets him, if you call yourself a master in front of him, he will definitely beat you up."

Gui Chen said with lingering fear: "Eldest brother is very ruthless when beating monsters. I'm still in the shell and I was beaten so painfully, not to mention you have soft flesh. If you are not careful, you may be beaten to death."

"...Your elder brother is so violent." Ru Mo was curious, "Then why did he beat you?"

"There are too many reasons." Thinking about what happened in the past, Guichen felt that his life was really hard, "Hey, they are all trivial things. For example, I forgot that it was my turn to clean up, for example, the growth in my vegetable garden Jiba is full of grass and hasn't come, for example, I hate the food he cooks... just beat me for such a trivial matter, if you dare to call yourself a master to him, he will not beat you to death."

Listening to this, Ru Mo felt that this elder brother was really unreasonable.However, when he looked at Gui Chen, he could deeply appreciate how lazy he was after a few days of knowing each other, so the facts of these trivial things that Gui Chen said must be exaggerated a lot to listen.

Ru Mo felt that staying in this small house was too boring, he stood up: "You really don't want to go out?"

"Don't go." Gui Chen changed into a human form, lazily returned to the bed and lay down, "It's almost noon, look at the sun outside, it's the hottest now."

"You are so stupid, don't you know how to go to a shady place?" Ru Mo gave him a contemptuous look, and planned to leave.

Seeing that he was about to leave, Gui Chen reminded him: "Will you open the door? Don't break the door, otherwise An Tengzhe won't let you go."

Ru Mo said arrogantly: "Am I afraid of him?"

Gui Chen looked at him suspiciously: "Don't tell me you can't open the door? You can't be that stupid, right?"

"Who do you think I am? I'm a cat master with magical powers, how could I not open the door!" Ru Mo really wanted to give him a paw, but he dared to look down on him so much.

Guichen took a look at Rumo's small body: "I think you are so short, I'm afraid you can't even touch the doorknob. You're still so useless, can you really open the door without destroying it?"

"You look down on me?" Ru Mo was a little annoyed, "If you don't believe me, follow me and see. I'll let you see how I open the door!"

Gui Chen sat up slowly, and said seriously: "I found that your temper is not very good."

Rumo didn't miss the opportunity to complain about him: "Aren't you self-conscious at all? With a monster like you who is so angry that you won't pay for your life, no one's temper can be cured!"

Gui Chen shook her head, and said with a disapproving look: "It's obvious that you have a bad temper, so how could you rely on me. Besides, An Tengzhe and I have been together for so long, why is he not as irritable as you?"

Ru Mo said disdainfully: "You know what a fart! Of course he is willing to tolerate you if he has an affair with you. What's more, he still has a paralyzed face, even if he is angry, you can't tell it."

Gui Chen disapproved and said: "Why are you talking so vulgarly? Don't fart all day long. Besides, An Tengzhe and I have two legs instead of one. If I become the original body, I still have four claws." Woolen cloth."

Ru Mo asked suspiciously: "You're not so ignorant that you don't even know the meaning of having a leg, are you? Didn't you really come out of the valley?"

Gui Chen really came out of the valley, but: "Of course I know the meaning of having an affair, don't you just want to say that I have an affair with An Tengzhe? So I said that to refute you from the side, I have nothing to do with him. No legs. Hey, it's all because I said too profoundly, you can't understand."

"...I remember a popular saying among human beings, if you don't hold the oil bottle down, you will serve you." Ru Mogao raised his head and looked at him, "Who will believe you if you say that you and An Tengzhe have no adultery? What do you think? What will people who think there is adultery between humans do?"

Gui Chen didn't bother to think about it: "How?"

"Cuddle, hug, kiss, lie down." Ru Mo said the evidence, "I can see that you have already slept in the same bed with him, and you still don't admit to having an affair with him, who are you lying to?" ?”

Gui Chen thought for a while, and then laughed: "Hey! I didn't kiss him, so I'm not wrong, I didn't have an affair with An Tengzhe, and I didn't have an affair! Look, this proves it, no An Tengzhe has an affair with me to tolerate me, but your temper is indeed very bad."

"No wonder!" Ru Mo said angrily, "Even if you didn't kiss him, he would have taken a fancy to you, otherwise how could he treat you so well. You don't even know how annoying you are, if he doesn't like you You, it's impossible to support you like this."

Gui Chen shook her head: "You are so stupid, he is willing to support me because I gave him a lot of food money. Even if I didn't give him a lot of food money before, then I still owe him a lot of money debt. If he doesn’t support me, he won’t be able to wait for the opportunity to repay the money.”

"You are so stupid and hopeless!" Ru Mo felt that arguing with Gui Chen was asking for trouble.If you have no common sense, you might as well be yourself!

Ru Mo decides to go out to get some air and stay with Gui Chen, fearing that those infected by him will become single and stupid.

Seeing Ru Mo go out, Gui Chen twitched her lips: "If I can't say it, I'll just run away, that's really rude."

Picking up the phone, he dialed An Tengzhe's number as soon as he pressed the shortcut button.

An Tengzhe was working when he heard the ringtone specially set for Guichen. Seeing that it was a video call, he picked up the phone and connected it. Then, seeing Guichen's leisurely look, he asked with a smile, "Why do you remember to call me?" Call? Are you hungry?"

"No." Guichen leaned on the head of the bed, and said to An Tengzhe enthusiastically, "Just now Rumo quarreled with me and lost to me, so he ran away in anger."

An Tengzhe praised: "Well, you are amazing."

"He also said that I had an affair with you, but we didn't kiss each other, so what he said was wrong. Obviously he has a bad temper and still relies on me."

"...I really want to have an affair with you." An Tengzhe whispered.

"What did you say?" Gui Chen was a little distracted and didn't hear clearly.

"It's nothing." An Tengzhe really wanted to say that he really liked him.However, confession through mobile phones does not seem to be very formal.Moreover, what frustrates him the most is that although Gui Chen has lived for 50 years, his living environment is too simple and he is not enlightened.

Hearing the sound from the door, Guichen said to An Tengzhe, "Ru Mo has gone out, I hope he won't do anything bad."

"Don't worry about him." An Tengzhe said, "If it's not about cats, he's just doing some sneaky eating and drinking at most." He could see that apart from cats, Rumo didn't think much of him at all. Humanity.

"Eating and drinking secretly is also doing bad things..." Speaking of this, he suddenly remembered that when he first arrived at An Tengzhe's house, he had done many such things.But after thinking about it again, "My situation is different from Rumo's. At that time, An Tengzhe was already my owner. He was obliged to raise me, so if I took his things, it would not be considered stealing."

An Tengzhe laughed when he heard these words he muttered: "Well, it's not stealing."

Gui Chen didn't feel embarrassed when he heard it: "An Tengzhe, you have to remember to order lunch for us. We want two. Although Rumo doesn't know if he will come back for lunch, we still need to order two." He didn't come , the other one is mine.

"Okay, I won't forget."

"Also, didn't you promise to buy me a smarter dog? I want a bigger one."

"Okay, I'll take you shopping on Saturday."

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