go away!Don't attack me!

Chapter 1

The sky is blue, the wind is clear, and Yunji is very angry!

The same reincarnation, of course, should be treated equally, everyone cleans up and starts again, why just cut corners on him and save a bowl of Mengpo soup?

If it is said that life is like drawing a picture, each person has a blank sheet of paper, and he can draw as he likes, but he is given a piece of rotten straw paper that was smeared in the past life, what is it called?

Do you have to keep the stains from your previous life in this life?

He admits that he was a bit confused in his previous life, but what's the use of letting him remember those bad things?Can he get back out of his mother's womb again and ask the couple to find out everything?

That's too overestimating Yun Ji.

Thinking back when the woman named Gu Yaoqin poured poisoned wine on him, Zeng Luoli said a lot of things, such as history, civilization, and time travel, which made him wonder if all the books he had read for 20 years were in vain Why, he couldn't even understand the vernacular, and finally broke through that incident that was undoubtedly a bolt from the blue for him.

Nagging at a dying person is probably to see his resentment and remorse, to hear him ask "why" with tears in his eyes, or to curse in spite of viciousness but despair—but he I really didn't have that kind of leisure, I just said "you are so noisy" and closed my eyes.

He has never been very curious about these things, and he didn't even bother to get to the bottom of it at that time, let alone now?Of course, this does not mean that he has reached this level of open-mindedness. On the contrary, Yun Ji is famous for his small belly and stubbornness. After he left, the couple would not be able to survive for a long time even if they didn't follow him immediately. day.

You said that the revenge that should be avenged has also been avenged. He felt that he died in peace. Why can't he be reincarnated properly?

Yun Ji was lying on the broken straw mat in the yard, muttering, complaining, and saying a bunch of words that no one could understand, when a big face suddenly appeared on top of his head, with a scarlet tongue and sharp teeth lightning As if attacking his face, before the teeth came, a stench had already hit his face one step ahead, making him unable to breathe.

Yun Ji turned pale with shock, grabbing the hairy head with both hands, pushing it out desperately with all his might.

After a while, the big head finally died down, and Yun Ji sat up, panting and staring angrily at the big hateful black dog in front of him.

The big black dog, which was three times his weight, turned his head and looked at him innocently, grinning, sticking out his tongue, and breathing, looking very simple and honest, but Yun Ji still relentlessly grabbed the neck of its neck. Mao, dare not relax at all: You must know that this smelly dog ​​tied up in the yard like him, in addition to monitoring him not to run around, is also responsible for disposing of the domestic garbage he made...

So he will never let this smelly dog ​​lick his face!

Do not die!

This is one of the reasons why he is dissatisfied with God.

You said that a real little baby less than one year old would be so hypocritical. It’s so fun to have a big dog to play with him every day, but he is good. He has to guard against it like a thief all day long. It's a mess.

Yun Ji was so sad that she wanted to grin and cry.

However, Yun Ji, who is already 25 years old in two lifetimes, naturally wouldn't do such a shameful thing. When he had recovered his breath and gained a little strength, he rushed up viciously, relying on this dog not to dare to hurt him, using The body weight pushed it down "severely", lying on its belly, picked up the cloth strip tied around my waist, and went around its mouth-see if I don't seal your stinky mouth!

As for why he used his own rope instead of that stinky dog's... The rotten grass rope that tied the dog was thick, hard and thorny, and his little toothpick-like fingers couldn't pull it off at all.

Yunji worked very hard, but Heigou had a great time.

So as soon as Chou Niang entered the door, she saw the two rolling into a ball on the straw mat. Angry and funny, she first picked up Yun Ji and flicked him on the head: "Little mud monkey, bully again!" Dog?"

This bang and crisp blow made Yun Ji burst into tears, feeling pain and grievance: Who bullied whom?

Chou Niang untied the cloth strips around Yun Ji's waist, patted him for a while, managed to clean it up a bit, then put it into her bosom, and then loosened the big black straw rope.

Dahei yelled twice happily, and went out in a flash.

Yun Ji wasn't jealous, and the dog didn't go out just to have fun, you know, their family is just the two of them, and they don't have any land, so they can only rely on Chou Niang to help others during the day and embroider handkerchiefs at home at night. live.The two of them were hungry and full, and they almost starved to death. How could they afford such a big dog?Therefore, Dahei is not only responsible for taking care of the house, nursing home and children, but also supports himself. Occasionally, he will bring back a rabbit or sparrow to beat his young master's teeth.

Thinking of this, Yun Ji couldn't help but began to complain again: He is a 25-year-old man, but he is not as useful as a dog... I feel tired.

Chou Niang quickly took off Yun Ji's smock, and then began to pack it with cloth strips, and gave him a horrible wink by the way: "Baby, I have delicious steamed eggs today." , Gao is not happy?"

Yun Ji struggled with his teeth and claws, but refused to give in.

It's one thing not to like being tied up, but what's more important is that Chou Niang is helping others outside. It's tiring enough for a woman to do a man's work, and there are still a lot of things to do when she goes home—even if he can't help , but you can't hold back like this, making people carry all the work on their backs.

As he was struggling, the ugly mother unexpectedly "baji" kissed his little cheek hard, and she still pressed her face against his face and rubbed it hard a few times, and announced happily: "Mother likes our family the most." Baby!"

Yun Ji was stiff all over, and he even forgot to struggle. Although he lived more than 20 years old in his last life, he had been locked in a small courtyard and isolated from the world, facing a limited number of faces that were either hypocritical or disgusting, Have you ever been loved so unreservedly and unconditionally?The pure and strong love overflowing from the bottom of his heart made his heart warm and soft, as if it was about to melt.

If Yun Ji could speak, he would definitely reply clearly and crisply, "Baby also likes mother the most", even if he is shamelessly pretending to be tender, he still wants to make Chou Niang happy.

The problem is, he can't speak yet.

Don't think that reincarnating with the memories of the previous life can become a child prodigy, run around the ground in five months, and memorize poems in six months-you have to have the hardware to keep up!

Yun Ji, who was born prematurely at seven months, was originally congenitally deficient, and was unable to drink a few mouthfuls of milk when she was born. She barely survived on rice soup, and her body was much weaker than that of her peers.

He wanted to walk, but his legs were weak; he wanted to talk, but his tongue was weak.

So now Yunji, who has been fighting for nine months, is still at the stage where his actions are all about crawling, and his words are all "ah"... It makes me cry when I say it!

Dinner was egg custard with no oil but a few sprinkles of salt, gruel with soup but no rice, and half a cornmeal steamed bun that Chou Niang brought back in her bosom with only one bite.

It's autumn harvest, and in order to get back the grain in the field quickly, no matter how stingy the owner is, he will not skip the dry food at noon.It’s just that although lunch is full, it’s definitely not enough to eat and take. Yun Ji knows that if she doesn’t want to, she will only dare to eat half full in order to bring back this half of the bun, and she must do her best. Well, gotta suffer a lot of blank stares.

Thinking of this, Yun Ji detested his own uselessness more and more, and opened his mouth to wait for the food. He resolutely refused to touch egg custard, and took three or four mouthfuls of cornmeal steamed buns soaked in rice soup, and then filled his stomach with hot soup. Yun Ji shook his head and closed. Mouth declared full.

Touching Yunji's bulging stomach, which was filled with soup, Chou Niang finished the remaining steamed buns and porridge, and carefully put away the egg custard, very worried: always eat so little, how good it is!

After Chou Niang finished packing up, Yun Ji yawned a little, sending her the signal "I'm sleepy".

He has to keep up his energy and save his strength to fight wits and courage with his mother: Later, the ugly mother will definitely feed him egg custard while he is asleep, but she must not eat it in a daze!

In this kind of day, precious things like egg custard can't be put in tomorrow morning. If you can't feed it, you can only eat it by yourself, and you won't make this kind of egg ration for half a month in the future. stupid thing.

Yun Ji also knew that he was growing up, so he shouldn't have done it like this, but if he didn't have enough to eat, he would be malnourished, and if he was thinner and smaller, it wouldn't matter much, but if he had been cruel when he was born. If Chou Niang, who had been hurt once, went on like this, it would be a disaster.

He lived two lifetimes, and finally had such a mother, but he must not lose it again.

After eating, Yun Ji washed his face first, then lay in Chou Niang's arms and listened to her singing a little song.

Although the ugly lady was born ugly, her voice was very nice, and the light and soft tone soon made Yunji drowsy:

"Bright bugs fly and fly, Daddy tells me to catch turtles;

The tortoise has no long legs, my father told me to catch sparrows;

Sparrows don't have long hairs, so my father told me to pick peaches;

The peaches haven't bloomed yet, so my father told me to eat fat cakes..."

Yun Ji yawned again, closed his eyes uncontrollably, staring dazedly at the thought that he still had a father, subconsciously rubbed his face against Chou Niang's soft embrace twice, and fell asleep.

"Bang bang bang! Bang bang bang!"

The violent knock on the door made Yunji open his eyes, and what caught his eyes was the swaying flames outside the window. Before he could react, he heard a loud noise, and the door was kicked open from the outside with a "bang" sound. On the wall, the whole house trembled.

What followed was a burst of shouting: "Ugly girl! You have committed a crime!"