Straight man strategy

Chapter 17

Hui is not to be outdone.

"Hey, it turns out that you are eating small bowls because you want to lose weight! Hmm! You should also lose weight, look at your arms, they are thick!"

"Hey, hey, you're not so fat that your eyesight has deteriorated! I'm 165, 100 catties, very standard, okay?"

How did these two become "enemies" when I didn't have the energy to pay attention to them?

Gu Yaocheng and I looked at each other and smiled, looked up, and I found a special wall, the shop owner prepared sticky notes ingeniously, let the customers who came to eat write down their feelings and stick them on the wall.Now one wall is almost covered with youthful and pure words.

"Yin Xiangyang, tell us we should write something too!" Gu Yaocheng raised his lips.

"Okay!" I took the post-it note, "Then what should I write?"

"How about 'Yin Xiangyang and Gu Yaocheng come here for a visit'?" Gu Yaocheng's very old-fashioned suggestion.

"Your sister, do you have any ideas? Besides, I hate this sentence the most, okay! Unqualified tourists always like to write such unappetizing messages in tourist attractions."

"Then what do you want to write!" He raised his head helplessly.

"Write..." I picked up the pen and began to write quickly without asking for his permission.

He rushed over and read out: "'I don't fucking love Gu Yaocheng anymore. Yin Xiangyang'." After reading, he looked at me suspiciously, "Are you really planning to stop loving me?"

"The more beautiful things are, the more fleeting they are. I caught the flying snow with my hands this morning, but the snow just fell into my hands and turned into snow water, and it disappeared. Gu Yaocheng, my love for you is the same. It's gone." I laughed jokingly, "What's the matter? Are you disappointed?"

"No!" He smiled, showing his white teeth, and the dimples I like, looking like a sunny boy without a dark side, "It's too late for me to be happy! I'm relieved!"

[022] The problem of 0 and 1

022, 0 and 1 problems

"Then let's write something too!" Wang Dajin snatched the note paper.

"Oh, you can write whatever you want." Lin Zhizhi changed his mind again.

"You are good at writing, you write."

"Then I'll write it! 'Pig-headed fat boy Wang Dajin, can you lose weight? Lin Zhizhi.'"

Wang Dajin grabbed the sticky note: "I'll write one too! 'Lin Zhizhi, don't think you're a man and I'm afraid of you. Wang Dajin.'"

"..." Lin Zhizhi glared at him angrily.

We ate until dark, and there was a night market here, so we basically didn’t buy anything when we went shopping as a family. In fact, we didn’t like most of the things, but it felt great to go shopping with four of us.Especially the awkward Gu Yaocheng, frowning while shopping, muttering: "I hate shopping the most, why not go play ball!" But he still followed along.

This is how we did it. When we saw clothes of unknown materials, we touched them, and when we saw perfumes, we smelled them. To my surprise, I found a shop selling greeting cards. I picked three of them, but I didn’t have any money. Lin Zhizhi paid for it for me. It was very expensive.

When Wang Dajin saw it, he said, "I'm at a disadvantage. Why should I only buy from Yin Xiangyang instead of me?"

Lin Zhizhi tapped his head and said, "When you ate just now, you ate half of it, and you still dare to complain."

After shopping, we broke up at the intersection. Lin Zhihui wanted to go home by car alone. Looking at Lin Zhizhi's back in the thick night, I suddenly remembered that the three greeting cards were bought for three people, so I chased Lin Zhihui. He gave her a greeting card with a picture of a girl fishing, and she smiled and said, "Did you give it to me or did I buy it myself?"

I said, "You can figure it out yourself!"

Turning around and coming back, Wang Dajin looked at me inexplicably, but didn't speak.

Then I gave him a greeting card with a picture of a girl in a bikini basking in the sun. He is the most suitable for this card, but he said: "Why do I want this kind of thing! You can give it to Gu Yaocheng .”

I insisted on giving it to him, so he had no choice but to take the card and scratch his round head to say goodbye to me.

"It's just the two of us left." Gu Yaocheng and I were on the side of the road full of people.

"Go, open the room." He looked at me jokingly.

I punched him on the chest, he has strong chest muscles: "Don't be so cheap, I just put it down now!"

"Hehe, let's see how your concentration is!" He looked indifferent, "Hey, what do you think of Lin Zhizhi and Wang Dajin together?"

"How about what?"

"Forget it, when I didn't ask."

We walked side by side, not knowing where we were going. After a while, I said:

"This is for you." I gave him the greeting card, "Happy birthday, Gu Yaocheng, you are 18 years old!"

"..." He didn't speak.

Don't you like it?

"Although it's not a valuable thing, it's still my little thought."

"You really remember!" He took the card, opened it, his face was filled with all kinds of brilliance, "Thank you!"

This ticket is the most expensive, because it has a tulip specimen in the middle, lifelike flowers exude a faint fragrance.

"Do you know the flower language of yellow tulips? I don't think you do. It's—" I said slowly, "I like your sunny smile."

At that moment, I saw his brows wrinkled again, he seemed a little hesitant, a little distressed, and a little at a loss.

"Hey," I hurriedly explained, "it's 'like', not 'love'!"

"That's not the problem!" He denied, "Hey, Yin Xiangyang, logically speaking, you should be 0, and I should be 1! It should be me who sent you flowers!" He suddenly got a little angry, "Then I want What are you sending back? Hugs? Kisses? Money? Socks?"

"Wait. Did you just say '0' and '1'? How do you know that jargon?"

"This..." He was a little embarrassed, "Hu Jiaqi told me. I often call her recently. She introduced a few Tanmei novels. I think I have nothing to do, so I just read it. Halo, why do I need to explain to you? !"

Gu Yaocheng has gotten very close to Hu Jiaqi recently, and it's all because of my big mouth, always saying how good he is in front of her little fairy, but one day she actually told me that she liked him a little bit.Shit, I didn't take it seriously at the time, it seems that she has already launched an offensive!

"Then why am I number 0? Even though I'm cute, it doesn't mean I'm not tough!"

"It's because I'm stronger than you, because I learned martial arts on Mulan Mountain when I was a child, and because I'm still training in the school's track and field team. So I must be better than you in that aspect!"

"I won't do it!" At that moment, I didn't even realize what we were discussing. It was obviously nothing, and we talked with gusto, "Anyway, I have decided not to love you now, so there is no question of 0 and 1. Already!"

"Anyway, I just want to give you a gift too!" He said, "Why don't I teach you how to shoot basketball!"

"Really?" I exclaimed happily.

I have long wanted to learn basketball!

Do you know why I, who hate sports, never sneak back to work in gym class, but always sit on the flower bed next to the playground?

Because I was watching Gu Yaocheng play, watching him throw a perfect arc into the sky under the golden sunshine, followed by the sound of a ball entering the basket, the cheers of his teammates, and his confidence and enthusiasm. With a triumphant smile, he was radiant and dazzling at that time.

There are a lot of times I think, how good it would be if I could also play basketball.That way I can play with him on the court or compete against him, and anyway, the upshot of being able to play basketball is that I can get to know him better and have more conversations with him.

"Okay!" I readily accepted.

He dug a pile of snow from the ground and kneaded it into balls: "Like me, see clearly." As he spoke, he stood on tiptoe, and with a push of his wrist, the snowball drew a beautiful curve and flew into the snow in front of him. in the truck.

I followed his lead, without success.

"Halo, you can't fit in such a big space behind the truck?" His eyes were full of regret.

I like the look in his eyes, out of focus like a misty lake.

So, as I expected, he came over and stood behind me, as if he was sticking to my body, and began to teach me hand in hand.I felt the heat from his body and his exclusive smell, and suddenly felt very warm.From the back to the left atrium, and then spread rapidly.

Of course, the shooting training didn't go so smoothly. I practiced hard at first, but after a few failures, I started to play snowball fights with Gu Yaocheng discouragedly. I had a great time in the noisy street, regardless of the eyes of the passers-by.

When we got tired from playing, we stopped, and Gu Yaocheng shouted out of breath, "Yin Xiangyang, let's make a bet!"

【023】Gambling contract and playground

023. Gambling contract and playground

When it comes to betting, I immediately became interested and agreed: "Okay! I love betting the most! What are you betting on?"

Gu Yaocheng smiled slyly: "Bet whoever gets married before we are 25 years old, whoever loses, will lend the other party a red envelope of 10 yuan!"

"Marriage is still a long way off, so why not focus on studying now?" I complained.

"Think of it as a birthday present for me! And you can get married when you reach the legal age!"

"Halo! Alright!" I said helplessly.

He was full of enthusiasm and said something: "If you get married, I'd be happy to give you a hundred thousand!"

"Are you sure it's RMB?"

He rolled his eyes: "Otherwise, you can ask for Mingbi."

On the way back, I remembered the tulip specimen card I gave to Gu Yaocheng.