My boyfriend is also very sweet today

Chapter 90

"Let's talk about a cross talk for you today. First, let me introduce my partner to you... Hey, I'm going to this big guy... Hey, silly big guy, who are you? Where is my partner?"

Qin Sheng nodded his head with a look of hatred: "I'm your partner! What brains!"

Qian Jingjun was stunned for a moment: "Cheng Chengcheng," then turned to look at the audience, "Come on, he's not an important person anyway, everyone just listen to it. I can't remember the name, but Ye Gao called it Be silly. And then me, ah..."

"What's so stupid that you don't want to introduce it? What are you!" Qin Sheng's face was full of displeasure.

Qian Jingjun cleared his throat: "I...scare you to death by saying it!"

"You try to kill me?"

"Famous comic artist, Qian Jingjun!"

"never heard of that."

"Tsk, why haven't you heard of it?"

"I remember you just got started last month, right? This is 'famous'!"

"Ah! Dissatisfied! You bite me!"

As Qin Sheng said that, he rolled up his sleeves to go up and catch people.

"Stop, stop, stop!" Qian Jingjun shrank under the table, preventing Qin Sheng from coming across the table, "We literati don't care about rough and reckless people like you!"

"Come on, the literati say they are famous if they are famous. Then let me test you—"

"Ah!" Qian Jingjun grew up from behind the table with a small proud face, "Just ask, I won't if you ask, I will refund everyone's tickets!"

"Don't brag, you still buy a ticket with your poor level? Listen up," Qin Sheng asked to clear his throat, "What are the four basic skills of cross talk?"

"It's not easy! ch—" someone shouted "Eating, drinking, whoring and gambling", Qian Jingjun turned around and started to laugh, "You think I'm going to talk about eating, drinking, whoring and gambling? Nononono, talk and learn to sing! I..."

"You know it?"

"Of course - no!"

Qin Sheng, who was a fan, slapped the table, and the audience below joined him there, "Woo--".

Jiang Yao sat in the auditorium and watched happily, he also couldn't understand this, the two of them spoke a half-baked Beijing accent, it seemed to have something to do with it, anyway, it was just funny.

Tang Tang Mi's smile is low, and the laughter is still devilish, sitting there "hahaha" from the beginning to the end, like a big silly goose.

Jiang Yao was almost dying of laughter, she sat there covering her mouth to suppress her laughter, and pretended to be laughed at by the performance on stage.

No, can Tang Tang be so stupid? !

When Qian Jingjun and Qin Sheng came down from the stage and returned to their seats, he could still see the two of them, and then he started laughing without grace.

Jiang Yao didn't care about him, just stared at him to save him from laughing and losing his breath: "You two are pretty good, you can do this."

"That's not it, our Deyun girls don't dare to call themselves fans without any skills!"

Jiang Yao: "..." Qian Jingjun was talking about something flirty again.

The drama directed by Cheng Xue is not short of a few programs, and it will arrive soon. Jiang Yao glanced at the script earlier, probably telling a story about surfing the Internet. Anyway, watching the audience's reaction is super funny.

Tang Tang had already lost his breath from laughing, and he took a deep breath, the muscles on his face ached from laughing.

"Hey Jiang Yao, rub it for me."

Jiang Yao raised his hand to pinch his face, his mouth pouted, even more stupid.

Jiang Yao looked at him, and suddenly burst out laughing.

"Laughing fart, you are sick!" Tang Tang was very dissatisfied with his attitude, pouted like a goldfish and ignored him.

If it weren't for the crowd... I really want to kiss her.

"Can you two restrain yourself? There are still single dogs here." Qian Jingjun patted Jiang Yao on the shoulder, and the latter sat upright in an instant, as if nothing had happened, and then questioned Qian Jing in a deliberative attitude Jun: "Why, you blame me for not finding a date for more than a year?"

"Isn't that? Don't blame you, who is to blame!"

"Who was it that told me that Tang'er and I are the parents of food and clothing?"

"They're not parents. Sons and daughters will arrange blind dates when they reach their age! Why aren't you in a hurry?"

"That's why I didn't recognize it that day!" Jiang Yao was proud of cheating Qian Jingjun, and raised an eyebrow at Tang Tang, "Is it Tang'er?"

Qian Jingjun rolled his eyes.

Tang Tang's stamina has not yet passed, so he can laugh half to death if he says such a thing.Qin Sheng came over again: "Third brother, so you arranged for me to marry..."

"Take me, take me!" Sun Qi also came over to join in the fun. All the beauties in Moments on WeChat let him make wedding dresses for others, and he didn't get any cheap money.

Jiang Yao has a headache.Ordinarily, the men in my class are not bad, so why don't I have a date!

"Oh, I just felt that the girls in our school are not good-looking... Hey, hey, this is not good-looking. The girls are all in our class, and the rabbits don't eat grass by the side of the nest! That's why." Threatened by the eyes of the girls in the front row Sun Qi changed his words in an instant, and his desire to survive had to be said to be very strong.

The New Year's Day party is the last joy before the end of the term.After I came back from the long vacation, I started to live the painful days of changing aerobics between classes to running a marathon, plus various reviews.The cold and rainy weather seemed to sing a sad song for them-the final exam would be in more than half a month.

Jiang Yao's side is the bustling area of ​​the exam season, and the situation is even worse after Fu Wenke and Xu Haochuan left.He basically gave three or four questions in each batch at the same time, and he didn't know what kind of ghost skill it was.Tang Tang felt that he could use a combination of work and rest to praise him to improve his self-confidence, and then gave him encouragement very pertinently:

"My boyfriend is still useful!"

However, when Tang Tang held a bunch of circled math problems in his hand and wanted to squeeze in to find him to solve them, he had difficulty.It's okay to quit angrily, but he will usually explode directly: "What! My partner! I can only give a lecture to me!"

Then everyone goes "yooooooo".

At most, he would say that, and line up obediently after he finished speaking.How could Jiang Yao really make him wait, he was very spoiled and asked him to join the team, frantically bringing dog food into other people's mouths.

This dog food can be eaten until the holidays.The two packed up the luggage in the dormitory together, and went home in Mama Tang's car.The two sat in the back seat and discussed where to go during the winter vacation. Tang Tang said that the plum garden in Baifeng Mountain would bloom at that time and wanted to take pictures.

"I went climbing with my mother last year, but I went too late, only to catch up with Hua Bai." Tang Tang said a little wronged, and his mother was still reviewing herself in front of her: "Didn't I suddenly get busy? Time... oh, it's my fault too..."

"Auntie...ah no, Mom. It's not your fault, everyone has their own difficulties, right? Well, Tang'er, you want to see me go with you this year!"

"make a deal!"

I was busy for a day or two after the new year, rushing to go to the temple to offer incense, or go to the cemetery to visit the grave.Aunt Tang Tang brought some things over, and she didn't take anything for nothing; Jiang Yao sent some New Year's goods to Cai's upstairs, and Cai Qianqian seemed to be in much better condition, at least she didn't yell at anyone she saw.

After working so hard for a few days, I finally found the time to make an appointment.

Jiang Yao was blowing the cold wind at the gate of the community. Tang Tang hadn't come yet, so she sent a WeChat message to say that there was a traffic jam on the road.

He smiled and replied "Be careful on the road", and sent a kiss, his face turned red first, and he didn't know if it was cold or what.When I looked up, I saw a seller of candied haws, so I went over to buy one.

"Eight yuan for the big one, five yuan for the small one, WeChat Alipay in cash?" The hawker is proficient in business, and he doesn't need to ask and answer like Jiang Yao squeezes toothpaste, and he can get it done in one sentence.

"Eight yuan, Alipay." Jiang Yao clicked on Alipay, and scanned the QR code hanging on the hawker's neck.I picked a good-looking one from the mace.

The sun is rare today, suitable for hiking and traveling, but it is cold.The red candied haws glowed light golden under the sun.He took a picture of him, and suddenly remembered Tang Tang's eyes that were always shining.

This is not good, so what will he do in the future?

Jiang Yao stood at the intersection with a smirk, rubbed a candied haws stick with two fingers, and the whole little red pagoda started to spin.Draw a few lines on the edge of the white sesame seeds, red and white, and shining with golden light, which is very beautiful.

When he was about to see Tang Tang, he was in a very good mood.The phone rang again, and it was still a message from Tang Tang: "What are you giggling about?"

"Where are you?" He looked up and around after replying to the message.A voice suddenly came from behind: "Here—" Jiang Yao turned around, and Tang Tang was waving at him wrapped up like a ball.This person is just like presenting a treasure, and he still needs to "dang dang dang" to give a candied haws.Tang Tang cooperated with him as a dramatist, and said "wow" there.

The two stood in the wind like a fool, "hahahaha".

Tang Tang coughed a little after drinking some wind, Jiang Yao thoughtfully patted him on the back, although it was useless. "Eat less food, and eat a big meal later."

Tang Tang walked with him, licking the candied haws, biting down a piece of candy, chewing to his satisfaction.

"You want to eat it until the year of the monkey?" Jiang Yao bit off the one that Tang Tang had bitten in order to "demonstrate", "One bite at a time."

Tang Tang glanced at him: "When I eat candied haws, I only eat sugar, not hawthorn."

"..." Jiang Yao glanced at him, "That's fine, you eat candy, I eat hawthorn, okay?"

Then the two of them ate differently, a few bites of candy, and a bite of hawthorn.To be honest, this candied haws is really not tasty, it's sour.But Jiang Yao, who has a problem with his brain, thinks everything is sweet.

Sure enough, falling in love will lower your wisdom.