Picked up a Huo Qubing [time travel]

Chapter 7

After tossing around like pancakes for most of the night, the little fat man finally fell asleep in the second half of the night when he was dazed and exhausted.

Originally, I thought that I would also dream of Huang Xiancheng in my dreams, and I would dream of the happy or hesitant years they had spent together.

However, being disturbed by Huo Qubing, Xu Han only dreamed that he was being chased by a huge and ferocious sweet potato all night, and there was nothing wrong with Huang Xiancheng at all.

I wanted to feel sad about the end of my first love in my dream, but the giant sweet potato took up the whole screen.

In the dream, Xu Han ran wildly with all his strength, but he still couldn't escape the crush of the sweet potato.

In the end, he was finally awakened by the repeater-style question that Sweet Potato repeatedly asked him in his dream, "Say, talk, talk, tell me".

"Tell me something!" Xu Han opened his eyes suddenly, and found that he was sweating profusely from sleeping.

After lying on the bed for a full ten minutes, Xu Han felt that his sleep-deprived head was not so dizzy after deeply experiencing the cross-feeling of dreams and reality.

He pulled on his slippers and walked out of the bedroom, while scratching his fleshy belly, he swayed towards the bathroom.

After brushing his teeth and washing his face in a daze, Xu Han finally woke up completely.

Because the time of waking up in the morning is different from that of sweet potatoes, in order to avoid starving Mr. Sweet potatoes, Xu Han always puts a dozen or so 20 yuan in change on the coffee table one day in advance, so that he can go buy breakfast by himself.

Huo Qubing wakes up at 10 o'clock every day, and then goes downstairs for morning jogs or goes to the park for morning exercises, while Xu Han usually sleeps until almost [-] o'clock because of his living habits and work.

Before I knew it, it became Mr. Sweet Potato who would stop by to buy breakfast after going to morning exercises in the morning.

Forgot the exact date it started, and Xu Han became a lazy fat cat who can reach food as long as he stretches his paws after waking up.

Xu Han who woke up, saw the bean curd on the coffee table with his eyes shining, and suddenly remembered who bought it for him.

Then, the outstretched paw froze, and looking sideways tremblingly, he saw Sweet Potato standing on the balcony with a smile on his face, talking on the phone.

Xu Han was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly felt curious.How can a sweet potato without friends be able to chat with people on the phone?

Judging by his demeanor, he should have chatted with the other party for a while.

Who is the one?It doesn't look like he's on the phone with his family...

It seems... I have never seen Digua call anyone with such a relaxed expression.

No, it should be said that in the past, apart from calling family members, Sweet Potato would not call anyone else.

Staring at the sweet potato leaning against the balcony in the sun, the little fat man's brows furrowed and then relaxed.

Xu Han sneaked a glimpse of Huo Qubing's movements while eating tofu curd without taste.

It wasn't until Huo Qubing hung up the phone and came in from the balcony that Xu Han with a dazed face accepted his dumbfounded look.

As soon as Xu Han's eyes met him, he suddenly remembered the ambiguous conversation between the two last night. Before he could blush, he was choked by Huo Qubing.

"Did you leak?" Huo Qubing raised the corner of his mouth, looking at Xu Han with a hidden smile in his starry eyes.

Xu Han thought he gave Huo Qubing a vicious look, puffed his cheeks and glanced at it, only to realize that a large spoonful of bean curd had been sprinkled on the coffee table at some point.

Scattered bean curd and soup with soy sauce spread out in a small spread by my hand.

Xu Han is embarrassed.It's not that he leaked his mouth, but that he suddenly became mentally retarded just now.

It was only now that he remembered that he was too focused on staring at Huo Qubing just now, and didn't pay attention to his mouth, so he ate an empty spoon. It turned out that the bean curd was spilled on the tea table, and he didn't even realize it.

a bit embarrassing...

Huo Qubing teased Xu Han, and stopped teasing him. Instead, he sat down and watched TV, waiting patiently for him to finish his breakfast.

He switched the network TV to the option of the cartoon "Crayon Shin-chan", played the 20th episode, watched it with gusto, and let out a deep and joyful laugh while watching it.

Seeing that he no longer loves her, Xu Han took the courage to peek at him lewdly while eating breakfast.

You said that you are a big old man, and you are so devoted to watching Crayon Shin-chan, as for you.Xu Han couldn't help but slander in his heart.

Huo Qubing glanced at Xu Han's bowl, saw that the bowl was bottomed out, and then said again:

"Guess why I like watching this?"

Xu Han tilted his head, feeling that Huo Qubing asked inexplicably: "Why?"

Huo Qubing glanced sideways at Xu Han slightly:

"Because you and Xiaoxin look very similar."

Xu Han: "..."

Big brother, are you praising me... or are you cowarding me...

Xu Han didn't know how to answer the words, so he bowed his head in aggrieved silence.

Huo Qubing said leisurely again:

"This kid looks like a little potato."

Xu Han blinked and reacted for a few seconds before realizing that Huo Qubing was saying that he was short and fat, and the anger burst out of his heart.

"you!"

Don't go too far, let me tell you!

The little fat man dared not speak out.

Xu Han was holding his breath in his heart, but he didn't want to bother with the suddenly convulsed and sarcastic Sweet Potato.

After all, I can't beat him, so I still curse a few words in my heart to relieve my anger!

Xu Han turned his head away angrily, not planning to talk to this kid anymore.

"You guys seem to have a code here?" Huo Qubing stared at Xu Han, who was offended by him, with twinkling eyes.

"What code?" Xu Han squinted at him, and asked, holding his breath and gritted his teeth.

"Sweet potato, sweet potato, I am a potato." Huo Qubing looked at Xu Han meaningfully, and then said word by word:

"So, sweet potatoes and potatoes should be a pair."

After being stunned for a few seconds, the little fat man's face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Huo Qubing let out a low laugh from his throat, a pair of small canine teeth were so bright that they almost blinded the little fat man's eyes.

Xu Han put on an embarrassing face, and stammered nervously: "Although...although you, you, you saved me, but, but it's wrong for you to keep teasing me like this!"

Huo Qubing calmed down and said, "Then have you ever wondered why I keep teasing you like this?"

Xu Han raised his eyebrows and stared at him: "You, you just want, want to make me angry!"

Seeing that Xu Han was too slow, Huo Qubing couldn't help but sighed softly, and said frankly, "You are angry because of me. When you are angry, you don't think of anyone but me. Have you never noticed?"

That's why I always try to make you angry.

Huo Qubing's bright black eyes were full of seriousness, staring at the dull little fat man in front of him who wanted him to pull him into his arms and rub him hard.

Xu Han forgot to answer what he said, and the gradually warming air made him feel hot all over.

I don't know what to say, and I don't know what expression to use to face this deep and ambiguous sweet potato.

How did he never know before that this sweet potato is so good at playing tricks!

Time and time again, sentence after sentence, non-stop flirting with myself!

Xu Han decided to be a turtle and ignored the sweet potatoes.

Today's conversation with Sweet Potato contains too much information.Xu Han felt that his brain was not enough.

Why are you so ambiguous!

I have something worthy of your flirting with me!

Time slipped away in silence, Huo Qubing didn't urge Xu Han, and didn't continue talking with him, giving him enough time to think for himself.

Xu Han seemed to have lost his soul, his eyes were empty, and he got up with an empty bowl and floated to the kitchen to clean up.

After he finished collecting the bowls and chopsticks, he slapped his face and neck with cold water hard, only then did he feel that the scorching heat on his body dropped a bit.

You said, you said we didn't get along very well before?

Why... why do you want to change the way we get along without authorization!

Xu Han felt very worried when he thought about it.

Xu Han is a person who is extremely cautious when facing feelings.

It's not that Xu Han hasn't met people of the same kind since college, and it's not that he hasn't met people who like each other.

However, he didn't want to casually fall in love with others just because of a momentary impulse.He always felt that if you don't talk about love, you should talk about it for a long time.

However, in the face of the real situation, how could it be possible for gays to meet their own "Long Jiujiu" so easily.

Aren't many of the same kind stabilized after stumbling and falling countless times?There are even some, even after stumbling for most of their lives, they still haven't been able to find a suitable partner.

Get to know each other, love each other, and stay with each other aboveboard.For ordinary heterosexuals, such a common and logical thing is simply even more difficult for special groups like them.

But Xu Han just didn't want to compromise.

Facing the temptations of the colorful world, he always insisted on his childish and ridiculous ideas.

So now, Qi Jun's male companions have changed one after another, but Xu Han has never even had a relationship.

Do you want to say that there is no loneliness?

You let a good young man hold back for seven or eight years?It was quite lonely!

Do you want to say look forward to it?

From time to time, I dream of having sex with a hunky man with a blurry face, and that is definitely very touching!

For a handsome guy like Huo Qubing, if he is a normal person, based on his qualifications and character, Xu Han will definitely muster up the courage to try it, and even actively pursue it, why not.

But the problem is, this man, since he got to know him, has never been normal.

At first, they thought he was mentally ill, which made them live together in a frenzy for a while, and finally managed to get along together peacefully.

He suddenly came up with a ruthless trick for you, proving that he is a soul traveler, and directly became the reborn general of the Han Dynasty.

If anyone dares to say "normal people" in this matter, it is all nonsense!

When the time comes, the two will be happily together, but within a few days, this guy may become another soul traveler, and even go back to the Han Dynasty, leaving an empty shell, that's not true impossible.

If such a day really came, who would I cry to?

The more important point is that until now, apart from teasing him non-stop, this man has never seriously expressed his heart and feelings for Xu Han.Xu Han had no idea what Huo Qubing thought of him.

Xu Han couldn't accept this feeling of hanging in the air, but he couldn't stop thinking about it.

This general who was reborn 2000 years ago, used the ambiguous maze he set up to firmly bind Xu Han's thoughts, and imprisoned him in this endless maze. He could not go out or retreat. .

The cat was in the kitchen, frowning for more than half an hour, and Xu Han decided to bite the bullet and go out to face this nasty sweet potato.

Play ambiguous it!Just play!The big deal is that I just pretend to be stupid and don't pick up on it!

Suddenly, the little fat man figured out a countermeasure, coquettishly flung his bangs that fell to his forehead, and strode out of the kitchen with arrogance.

Originally thought that what was waiting for him in the living room would be Huo Qubing's playful eyes.

Who knew that when he went to the living room to take a look, he found that this guy was watching the noon news intently.

Well, I'm so troubled here that I'm almost turning gray, but you're watching TV so engrossed over there!

Xu Han suddenly lost his temper.

But when he got close to Huo Qubing, he realized that there was no playfulness in his eyes at this moment, and he was full of caution.

Seeing his unusual eyes, Xu Han put away the negative energy in his heart, sat obediently beside him, and watched what news was playing on TV with him.

Not long after the news started, a major case was being introduced.

It is said that City B cracked a huge drug smuggling case. The main criminal and most of the accomplices have been arrested, except for one gangster who absconded with all the stolen money.

Finally, the news also released the photo and name of the fugitive drug convict.

Huo Qubing stared at the TV screen with cold eyes and asked in a deep voice:

"Here, under what circumstances is killing someone illegal?"

Xu Han had lived with Huo Qubing for almost a whole month, and he knew that Huo Qubing had never been a person who talked nonsense.

Every word he said must have a certain meaning.

Suddenly hearing Huo Qubing's question at this moment, Xu Han couldn't help but feel his scalp explode, and his heart skipped a beat: "Huh?"

Fuck... Big brother, what are you trying to do again!

Do you dare to tell me in advance!

Aren't you playing ambiguously, why did you suddenly change the channel!

T^T

The author has something to say: It seems that there are fewer and fewer people watching, don't little angels like emotional dramas?

By the way, I have already laid the groundwork for this Wenwen's biggest burning drama, did the little angels see it? _(:зゝ∠)_

Today, my friend told me that my text was stolen!angry!The anti-theft badge will be stopped for one day tomorrow, everyone pay attention to the title, don't buy the wrong one.I will put the words [anti-theft seal] in the title.

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Thanks to this little angel for feeding:

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