haunted house

Chapter 62

"Pluck the hair before roasting."

"The internal organs should also be dug out and cleaned."

"What is this lump of black charcoal?"

"It wasn't cooked at all, it was raw."

“Overcooked meat is old”

"The seasoning is too strong."

"Clear soup with little water."

"Too ugly."

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"How many times do you have to do it to finish roasting the pheasant?" Gao Hong sat on a chair and read a book leisurely.

"Xiaosheng has been roasted dozens of times, and it's the girl who has been dissatisfied." Bai Wangshu's light blue gown was stained, his smooth black hair was also stained with small pieces of soot, and his jade-like face was even more so. One piece of white and one piece of black, it can be described as extremely embarrassing.

"No one will be satisfied with the kind of thing you made." Gao Hong pinched the page with his slender fingers and turned to the next page. "And don't call me a girl, idiot."

"A gentleman stays away from the kitchen, Xiaosheng is not good at cooking!" Bai Wangshu angrily took out his handkerchief and wiped the soot on his face, and then lightly patted his clothes to shake off the dust. This look is really unrefined Church.

"If you're not good at it, don't make it for people to eat." Gao Hong sneered.

"You! You are unreasonable!" Bai Wangshu walked quickly to Gao Hong, and when he saw that the other party didn't look at him, he became even more angry, "Xiaosheng is talking to you! Don't ignore Xiaosheng! This is so rude! The so-called gentleman ..."

"Didn't you always call me a girl? Why did you become a gentleman again?" Gao Hong interrupted Bai Wangshu. Bai Wangshu was choked by him and was about to refute, but Gao Hong turned a page and said: "Only villains and women are difficult to raise, haven't you heard of it?"

"You just told me not to call you a girl!" Bai Wangshu said.

"I've said it before, but you're still screaming happily?" Gao Hong twitched the corner of his mouth and smiled ironically at Bai Wangshu.

Shameless!Take revenge! !villain! ! !Bai Wangshu held his breath and couldn't get up and down. With his good skin, rich net worth and personal preferences, Bai Wangshu's contacts were mostly handsome young men, scholars, or simple villagers in the mountains. Having been with people like Gao Hong, he naturally didn't know that there is a kind of person in the world who has a light and breezy appearance like a moon, but inside is like an abyss of ink, deep and bottomless, black and invisible.If this kind of person wants to make others happy, it is very simple. On the contrary, if he wants to make someone angry, it is even easier.Gao Hong intentionally stimulated Bai Wangshu, and naturally he didn't spare a word when he spoke, stabbing his painful feet everywhere.

"In short, Xiaosheng has changed many times according to what you said, why don't you have to taste it?" After Gao Hong's many times of training, Bai Wangshu's newly baked roast chicken is golden all over, and it is deliciously roasted, making people look at it. As soon as his appetite was whetted, Bai Wangshu took a slice and tasted it. The taste was moderately salty, charred on the outside and tender on the inside. How could it become inedible in Gao Hong's mouth?No matter how dull Bai Wangshu was, he still had the idea that the other party was deliberately playing with him, and he couldn't help frowning.Under the light, Gao Hong's face was pale and expressionless, but he still looked good, but Bai Wangshu became more and more angry when he looked at him: "You should look at people when you talk to them, don't look at them!" Bai Wangshu was very angry and said He was about to grab the book in Gao Hong's hand.

Gao Hong frowned, leaned back and slapped Bai Wangshu's hand away with a book: "Don't move, what do you have that deserves my attention?"

The back of his white hand was patted red, Bai Wangshu pursed his lips and rubbed it. Hearing Gao Hong's words, he immediately retorted: "Xiaosheng is good-looking! Everyone says Xiaosheng is good-looking!" He used to go to town, and those mortals praised him. He kept talking, he knew that his appearance must be very good-looking in the eyes of ordinary people.Although he didn't care about his appearance, Gao Hong's random denial made no sense at all!As if to prove his good-looking remarks, Bai Wangshu flicked his sleeves and changed into a white robe with a waist and a silver edge. His long hair was tied up with a jade-encrusted silver crown, revealing a smooth and fair forehead. , the original jade-like temperament has been integrated into the dignified and luxurious, and the beauty degree has risen again.

Bai Wangshu looked at Gao Hong with some anticipation and pride, but Gao Hong smiled. He turned to the first page of the book in his hand and raised it to Bai Wangshu and read: "Monsters have demon ways, Human beings are human, and when walking in the mortal world, one must abide by the rules of mortals in every word and deed. A man should be a gentleman, and a woman should be a lady... A gentleman has three things to do and four things to do. He stands for virtue, meritorious deeds, and words. , A gentleman does not talk in vain, his words must be reasonable, a gentleman does not ask for anything, and what he seeks must be righteous, a gentleman does not act in vain, and his actions must be righteous... This is especially true when interacting with mortals. When communicating with men, you should keep your words and deeds, keep your distance, For women, you need to be gentle and refined, stay calm, and abide by etiquette...Ordinary people are used to working at sunrise and resting at sunset, and are not allowed to go out during the curfew...Women should be shy and courteous when talking to men, and behave dignifiedly. If a man and a woman are in love with each other , Hongxiu Tianxianghua Qianyue Xiaxia is a beautiful talk... Where did you get the book? You read it very seriously, and you also annotate every sentence, and you have been doing it like this? No wonder you are mentally retarded." Gao Hong's voice is very nice, deep Sexy and very provocative, even if what he said is not good, it still makes people feel the urge to close their legs.

When Bai Wangshu heard the other party read his favorite book, he smiled and nodded in agreement, until he heard the last sentence... The other party not only did not praise him for being good-looking, but also belittled his favorite book, Bai Wangshu His face fell instantly.

"By the way, the handwriting is ugly. Learning to be a gentleman every day, handwriting is not the same thing." Gao Hong closed the book and put it aside, continuing to sarcastically.

"You're talking nonsense! They all praised my lower script for having the charm of the second king." Bai Wangshu said angrily, how could he be nothing if it got into this guy's mouth!

"A group of blind men blinded by beauty." The south wind was prevalent in the Ming Dynasty. From the dignitaries to the scholars and literati, they all sought after beautiful men. There were even incidents where officials felt distressed and cried when they saw the beautiful male criminals being beaten with sticks. , so based on Bai Wangshu's face, even if he writes the characters Gou Climbing, it may be a kind of expression in the eyes of those hungry ghosts, not to mention that Bai Wangshu's writing is not bad, although he has no spirit, But in terms of shape, it is still decent.

"Have you admitted that the little girl grows up well?" Bai Wangshu's eyes lit up, the gloom on his face disappeared, he looked at Gao Hong cheerfully, completely ignoring the other party's sarcasm.

"..." Gao Hong was silent for a moment and decided to ignore the other party. He raised his chin towards the inkstone on the desk, "Don't you want to add fragrance to your red sleeves? I'll give you a chance."

Hearing this, Bai Wangshu walked over, poured some water into the inkstone, then held onto his sleeves, picked up the ink stick and polished it carefully. His exposed white wrists were slightly bruised, although they were slender, they looked like a man. The unique beauty of the texture.As if he was too far away, he moved closer to Gao Hong, and when he lowered his head slightly and continued to rub the ink, his silky hair slipped from his neck, shaking gently under the dim light, the two of them rubbed the ink and the other The shadow of writing was projected on the wall of the study, unexpectedly harmonious.

Maybe it's rare that the atmosphere between the two is so relaxed, it took a while for Bai Wangshu to come back to his senses, he really wanted to make Hongxiu more sweet, but Hongxiu shouldn't be him?Bai Wangshu struggled for a while, and after thinking about it, he felt that the other party would never be able to be his red sleeve anyway, so he continued his movements.Anyway, the matter of adding fragrance to the red sleeves is completed, and it doesn't matter who adds fragrance.Miss Wan...Miss Wan doesn't mind if she thinks about it.

No, if that Miss Wan is alive and sees her man being popular with other men, she will definitely vomit blood...

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Taking Bai Wangshu away, Zheng Zheng glanced at the food box left on the table. The crystal clear dim sum looked delicious, but Zheng Zheng hesitated for a while and still didn't touch it. Something of unknown origin, if all this is an illusion, who knows what made that thing?

Zheng Zheng looked at the torrential rain outside, walked to the bed, took off his shoes, and lay down on the bed.It was raining so hard, it was impossible to go out, I don't know what happened to Wang Xiaofan and Miss He, if they were also pulled into this illusion... I will never be so unlucky as him to become a woman and go through this everything?Let's hope they survive until he finds his way out of the illusion.Hey, did Mr. Wu find him?Zheng Zheng couldn't help touching the Buddha beads after thinking about it. At this moment, a familiar voice sounded.

【Are you blind? ] Zheng Zheng immediately jumped up. This kind of non-fluctuating but ironic way of speaking, he only heard it from one person when he grew up.

"Is that you, Mr. Gao?" Zheng Zheng quickly scanned the room, trying to find the owner of the voice, but unfortunately the room was the same as before, with nothing but himself, and even the voice disappeared.

what happened?He was sure that he really heard Gao Hong's voice just now, did Gao Hong also come here?But why only the voice but not others?Zheng Zheng frowned and recalled what happened just now. What was he doing when he heard the voice?

He was lying on the bed thinking about Wang Xiaofan and the others and this strange secret realm, but it was nothing special... By the way, he even touched the Buddhist beads.He remembered that Gao Hong said that his beads were very special. Zheng Zheng touched them again, but this time there was no response. He did not give up and continued to touch them. After about an hour, Gao Hong's voice came again. sounded.

【You let me eat mud and dead leaves? 】

Zheng Zheng became excited, it really was Gao Hong's voice!But what did he say so strangely?

[game?I don't eat these conjured things. 】Gao Hong's voice sounded again, and Zheng Zheng's eyes raised doubts, why did he have a sense of familiarity.

[Your words are really funny. You are the one who made the rain, and it is only a matter of your thought to stop it. Are you out of your mind? 】

You made this rain... you made it...!Looking at the rainstorm outside, Zheng Zheng understood that this illusion was conjured up by that man, the rain was naturally caused by him, and Gao Hong was talking to that Bai Wangshu!Bai Wangshu brought food to Gao Hong, but Gao Hong was not an ordinary person. He saw the original shape of the food, so he refused. If Gao Hong entered the illusion as a "heroine" like him, what he experienced now would be The incident of 'Bai Wangshu sending breakfast and keeping the other party' that he experienced just now means that Gao Hong is not only in the illusion, but also in his room!

Gao Hong's voice came intermittently, and Zheng Zheng's original serious expression slowly became strange.

【You are not human. 】

【Deceive yourself, if you don't get some real ones back, don't think I'll touch these ghost things. 】

[I don't eat the ones that don't taste good. 】

[...the inside is not cooked at all, it's all raw...the seasoning is too strong...the clear soup lacks water...too ugly...how many times do you have to do it to roast the pheasant...don't call me a girl , idiot... Only a villain and a woman are difficult to raise, I have never heard of it...]

He has always known that Gao Hong is not easy to get along with, and sometimes what he says can anger a person to death, but it is the first time he has encountered such a merciless way of stabbing each other's feet with every word. Zheng Zheng can imagine Bai Wangshu being angry What is it like.Thinking of Bai Wangshu's hard time, Zheng Zheng relieved his hatred, and the unhappiness of being suddenly pulled into this illusion and forced to become a woman suddenly eased a lot.

So throughout the day, Zheng Zheng had nothing to do and stayed in the room, taking pleasure in 'listening' to Gao Hong's sarcasm, and couldn't help laughing when he heard the exciting parts.

In the evening, Bai Wangshu, who was wearing a blue gown, came again. After putting down the food box, he said gently that Zheng Zheng couldn't go out because of the heavy rain. If he was bored, he could pick some books from his calligraphy book to relieve boredom.Zheng Zheng looked at the gentle and elegant Bai Wangshu, and Gao Hong's sarcasm happened to ring in his ears.

[...Where did you get the book?You read it very seriously, and you even annotate every sentence. You have been doing it like this?No wonder mentally retarded. 】

Zheng Zheng endured it, but still didn't hold back: "Hahahahahahaha!"