wine hit fairy

Chapter One

The sun was a bit venomous, and the businessmen and guests who were coming and going were drinking tea while watching a [-]- or [-]-year-old boy who was crying and holding on to the pillars of the tea shed, refusing to let go.

The two female guests who were resting next to him couldn't bear it, because the boy was fair-skinned, handsome and cute, and just now he was asking them to eat sugar pills with a smile. "Sister" and "Sister" coaxed them to give him a whole bag of sugar pills.

But now, his tears were hanging on his eyelashes, with a pitiful look that would never return.

"Hey, hello! My little junior brother! Jian Zong Yangcang is about to break through, what if he goes mad? What if evil spirits take the opportunity to invade the body? You go up and watch him for me!"

A middle-aged man was wearing a bamboo hat, his face was invisible, and he was about to push away the young man's arm holding Zhu.

"I'm not going! I'm not going! There's no grass growing in that ghostly place! It's cold and cold! There are no crickets! There are no birdsong! I can be suffocated to death!"

"Isn't that just a good time to cultivate with a pure heart?" The man was coaxing him.

"I don't fix it! It's fine now!"

"Oh, just go for me for three days! I'll pick you up after three days!"

"I won't go for an hour!"

"Junior brother, be good! Everyone wants to go to the Sword Intent Pavilion to study there, so you don't want to go and see it?"

"I don't want to! Didn't you say that the sword sect in that ghost place forbids love? He has never left Wujingtian, so he doesn't know what is delicious! What is fun! What is good-looking! There is no joy, anger, sorrow or joy! No! There are no evil spirits that can invade the body! Don't worry about it!"

"Don't you like to see beauties? Jianzong Yangcang has cultivated for more than 2000 years, his aura is extraordinary, and his appearance must be the best that cannot be seen in the world."

"So what? Can I touch him? Can I kiss him? It's disrespectful to look up at him! Don't go!"

The boy shook his head, but refused to go.

Unexpectedly, the person who coaxed him showed his true colors, and without stopping, he summoned the spirit beast ray, and raised the entire tea shed to the sky.

Three days later, the young man stood in front of Wuwu Jianhai and shouted heartbreakingly: "Brother! Come and pick me up! Isn't it three days? There's nothing here! There's nothing to eat or drink ! I'm dying!"

Another three days later, he stood at the same spot and yelled: "If you are capable, don't come to see me in your life! Otherwise, I will burn your thatched hut! Push your alchemy stove! Extinguish your oven!"

Three days later and three days later, he looked blankly at the sea of ​​swords surrounded by clouds and mist, but the sword energy was billowing, and said pitifully: "Brother... If you don't come and take me home, I will jump off... When the time comes, the gods will be fully formed." Mie...see how you will explain to the Patriarch in the future!"

"I'm here, is it so bad?"

A voice sounded that seemed to freeze the sea of ​​swords.

The young man gasped in shock, didn't even dare to turn around, hiccupped, staggered on his feet, and was about to fall, his back collar was instantly grabbed, and the next moment he was strangled into his arms.

Looking up, they met a pair of eyes.

In the frost-cold ink-colored glass sea, there is lust.

He lowered his head to look at him, his expressionless face was full of bewitching, extremely tough.

The young man suddenly felt that his time was approaching, and for no apparent reason, his lower back hurt like hell!

At this moment, Lu Xiaochan's whole body trembled violently, he woke up from a dream, opened his eyes and found that there was no light around him, he scratched randomly, and touched a lot of straw.

This is not the first time that Lu Xiaochan had such a dream. In the dream, he became a young boy, was sent somewhere, and met a person who was not easy to provoke, probably the immortal saint of Xuanmen Sword Sect .

The aura of this fairy sage is overflowing, although Lu Xiaochan can never remember his appearance, but he is always sure that it must be a face that makes the mountains, rivers, sun and moon pale in comparison.

Mother, being strangled on the waist by that tall man in the dream, it seemed real, Lu Xiaochan wanted to touch her waist,

"Mother! I'm sleepy! I'm in the belly of the fairy statue!"

Lu Xiaochan wiped her face, the smell of incense from the Yijun Temple is still so strong!Even dreams can be smoked away!

It was just what the boy in the dream was thinking, Lu Xiaochan felt like it was his own experience.

But it doesn't seem like a good dream, it's a good thing to wake up!

"A dream has no beginning or end. If this is a whole story, I can still go to a teahouse to tell a book and earn a little money!"

Lu Xiaochan sighed regretfully.

On the fifth day of August, the Yijun Temple in Lushu will be full of incense, and there will be an endless stream of people who come to pray.

I don't know when this tradition started. Most of the Yijun temples in various places were built by villagers or good people for the purpose of accumulating blessings. They are neither like Buddhist orthodox monks sitting in town, nor are they like those Taoist Heming Yougu disciples. There are countless, even more incomparable to Xuanmen Jianzong, who can't get rid of evil spirits and positive winds, but you can see this Yijun Temple no matter where you go.

Among them, it is said that the most effective one is this one.

Most of the people who came to offer incense were ordinary people, and they offered cheap incense with nine sticks for a penny.

This kind of fragrance is pungent, and it can smoke out people's nose and tears. It doesn't look like coming to worship God, but like a crying spirit.

Staying in the temple for a while, even bathing with good spices, can't cover the smell of incense.

The statue of Yijun is also made of clay, with a hollow in the middle and filled with straw.

Logically speaking, wouldn't it be difficult for a clay statue to cross a river?

And it's hollow, and hollow means heartless.

Kowtowed countless heads, sprinkled countless incense money, whose prayer can the unintentional doctor listen to?

So Lu Xiaochan didn't have the slightest reverence for the statue of the Doctor of Medicine, and had nestled in the hollow of the statue since the first day of August.

The foot of the statue of Yi Jun has actually been cracked, and Lu Xiaochan who is hiding inside can take away the offerings on the altar as long as he removes the broken tiles and stretches out his hand.

Because the altar was slightly higher than the people offering incense, when they knelt down to worship, they couldn't see Lu Xiaochan's hands and feet moving.

He has been blind since he was a child, so he has a keen sense of hearing. As soon as the believers in the audience kowtowed, he could hear clearly. He quickly made a move and grabbed a handful on the altar.

Lu Xiaochan withdrew her hand, what kind of snack she caught in her hand, it was crispy on the outside, soft on the inside, and it smelled delicious.

He took a bite, and the delicate and soft red bean paste overflowed his mouth.

sweet!So sweet!

Lu Xiaochan clasped his palms together, looked up and sincerely bowed to the doctor.

"Thank you, Immortal Li Che, for letting me have enough to eat!"

It's just that although Immortal Li Che's altar table is full, there is a big shortcoming - there is no meat!

Although it can fill the stomach, there is no oil and water, what a pity!

Lu Xiaochan sniffed, and in the pungent smell, she smelled a faint scent of purple leaf sandalwood.

It seems that rich people came to offer incense!

The offerings must be top-notch!Even if there is no meat to eat, maybe there are some vegetarian chickens and ducks!

Lu Xiaochan's cheeks were sore, she was so greedy that she kept swallowing.

He pricked up his ears, listening to the movement outside.

The person who came here was so powerful that he even drove away all the ordinary people in the temple!

"We are also here to offer incense to Lord Yi, why can't we worship your master if you can!"

Lu Xiaochan sniffed: You really don't want to pray!With the smell of your incense, the doctor doesn't dare to show his power at all!Don't ride the clouds and ride the fog, hide far away!

"What is the identity of my wife? How can I be confused with you!"

Faintly heard the sound of drawing a sword.

Ouch, Ouch, it must be some sword sect cultivating immortals, it is very domineering!

But there shouldn't be any great sects near Lushu Mountain.

Most of them came from abroad.

"This is Li Che Xianjun Temple! How dare you use force in front of Xianjun!"

The courageous people still refused to leave.

"Yes! Be careful that the Immortal Monarch will send you a plague! Let you suffer from illness!"

This curse is powerful!

"you……"

Sure enough, those who had just drawn their swords suddenly became quiet.

The woman's gentle voice sounded.

"Fellow folks, I have come from a long way, and I really have a few selfish words to say to Xianjun. Please, fellow folks, make it easier for me."

For some reason, the villagers who had refused to leave just now retreated outside the temple.

Lu Xiaochan listened attentively, guessing that this lady had a lot of money and let her subordinates "distribute the money".

With the benefit, these ordinary people naturally want to give this lady some face.

Lu Xiaochan raised the corners of her lips in disdain, a little money can buy you off, all sincerity is lost in the eyes of money, if I were Immortal Li Che, I wouldn't help you cure your illnesses and relieve your pain!

"Ah Cai! Ah Xiang! What are you still doing there? Quickly clean up the altar and present the offerings prepared by the madam to the doctor!"

This is used to ordering people, and has a somewhat servile voice, probably a housekeeper.

Lu Xiaochan licked her lips, leaned on the doctor's statue, crossed Erlang's legs, turned her toes half a circle, and said in her heart: Come, come, give it to me quickly!

He heard the sound of the servants opening the food boxes, and sniffed--great!There is meat!

Unexpectedly, the lady reprimanded the servants around her angrily.

"This... this is freshly stuffed osmanthus chicken! How could you bring it into the Temple of the Doctor! You don't know that the Doctor of Medicine, Li Che, is a compassionate fairy who can't see dead things!"

What?Sure enough, there is meat!

Osmanthus freshly stuffed chicken, it tastes delicious!

If Immortal Li Che really couldn't see dead things, he would be reckless!

If you don't eat this sweet-scented osmanthus chicken, how can that chicken die?

How to enter the Six Realms of Reincarnation!

Don't you have resentment and turn into evil spirits?

whee!

"Hurry up and take it out!"

"Ma'am, don't worry, don't worry! The head of the door is also kind, and asked the kitchen to prepare sweet-scented osmanthus chicken for the lady, so as to satisfy my hunger on the way! Who knew that this ignorant girl would bring her into the Xianjun Temple?"

The lady who was still gentle and polite just now suddenly changed.

Even if Lu Xiaochan was blind, she could hear her jealousy.

"Good intentions? I don't think this is what the sect master meant, but that vixen! She just wanted me to offend Immortal Li Che and have nothing to do for seven years, so that my husband could fix me! Let her sit in the position of the sect master's wife !"

"Ouch! Ma'am! Don't talk nonsense! If the sect master hears this, he should be angry again!"

Lu Xiaochan became happy.

Thinking with his stinky feet, he also knew what the lady was asking for.

It is likely that she married into a Taoist family, but she could not bear children, and the husband married a concubine again. The concubine shook the status of the main wife, so she came to the Temple of Yijun, hoping to cure her infertility disease.

Then you should also go to worship the old temple of the moon or send the son of Guanyin!

Pray this unintentional mud has a fart!

At this moment, A Cai exclaimed: "Oh! The sweet-scented osmanthus chicken that I just put on is gone!"

"What? Why did it disappear!"

"It's really gone!"

"Look for it quickly! What's going on!"

Lu Xiaochan grinned, gnawed on the chicken leg and picked the bone.

What else could be going on?The sweet-scented osmanthus chicken you enshrined, I will enjoy it for Immortal Li Che!

Finally got meat!

Even if I were to die right now, I would have no regrets!

Hahaha!

There was a sound of rummaging, and many jars on the offering table were knocked over.

Lu Xiaochan put the chicken into her belly with three strokes, and wiped her clothes twice with her hands.

Just you guys tossing and turning in the Xianjun Temple, are you here to pray for incense?It's more like a house raid, right?

I don't know if I was too full today, and the extreme joy gave birth to sorrow. A disciple who accompanied the lady found a greasy trace, which spread from the altar to the foot of the statue.

He pushed away the loose mud brick directly with the hilt of his sword.

"Ma'am—the idol is empty! Someone is inside!"

Lu Xiaochan's heart tightened, Oops!

Before he had time to think about it, the disciple had turned to the back of the statue, grabbed Lu Xiaochan's shoulders, and pulled him out.

The hand holding Lu Xiaochan was so strong that he was thrown out of the air before his toes even touched the ground.

When it landed, it was lying on the ground.

Both hands and feet were about to break, and the sweet-scented osmanthus chicken I ate just now almost didn't spit out.

"There are chicken bones left over from the statue's belly!"

bad luck!What bad luck!

Every August, he would hide in the belly of this idol to eat and drink. He has been eating this for four or five years, but he didn't expect to be out of it today!

Before Lu Xiaochan got up, a foot stepped on his back fiercely, pushing him down, his chin hit the ground, and his tongue was bitten by his own teeth. Lu Xiaochan The tears almost didn't burst out.

"You are so courageous—how dare you hide in the statue of Yijun and sneak around!" A Cai's voice raised.

I stole the chicken, but I have never touched the dog!

"I didn't sneak around!" Lu Xiaochan said aggrievedly, "It's just that the weather is too hot, so I escaped the heat inside the Yijun Statue."

"What? You, a dirty and smelly beggar, dare to escape the heat in the statue of Yijun! This is disrespect to Yijun!"

Ah Xiang could see that her wife was so angry that her seven orifices were filled with smoke, if she didn't transfer her anger to the beggar at this time, they would all suffer flesh and blood after returning home.

"Yes! You even ate the sweet-scented osmanthus chicken!"

Lu Xiaochan said with a bitter face: "You guys found the chicken bone in Mr. Yi's belly, so it means Mr. Yi ate it. How can you say that I ate it?"

Lu Xiaochan made up his mind, the big deal would be that they would break his hands and feet, he had been beaten a lot, not bad this time.

Now that you have the life of a beggar, you can spend a day at a time. If you really can't make it and get beaten to death, maybe you will not be a beggar in your next reincarnation, but a rich life!

Someone slowly approached Lu Xiaochan, and he immediately smelled the approaching black bamboo fragrance.

Spices for a few taels of silver are the lady.

Lu Xiaochan murmured inwardly, "It's not good", because he couldn't see, he was born with a sense of danger.

There was a lot of resentment and jealousy in this lady, mixed together into a strong murderous intent - I'm afraid it can't be settled by beating him.

"It turned out to be a blind beggar! Such a lowly man, he dared to spoil my wife's good deeds."

"Ma'am... Since he is a blind beggar, I think he is young, and this is the Temple of the Doctor, how about..."

The one who pleaded was the disciple who brought him out.

Lu Xiaochan's face was ashen, and she wished she could spit on his face.

Can you still not understand your wife's temperament?It's rare to be confused in this world, you have to be so serious to find me out?If it is my death date today, your wife will be the one who owes you the most money, and you will have to bear three points at least!

"Since the little beggar said that the osmanthus freshly stuffed chicken I brought in was taken away by the doctor, let's verify it."

Madam's voice was so vicious that goose bumps would come off Lu Xiaochan's back.

"How... how to verify?" the butler asked with a smile.

How else can I verify?Are you really stupid or fake?

Lu Xiaochan sighed in her heart, she guessed that this time she was really going to become a dead ghost!

"How else can I verify it? Open his stomach to Mrs. Ben! Take a look at what's inside!"

"Madam, calm down! Since you are here to ask for a son, you are here for good luck! This blind little beggar is hiding in the belly of the fairy statue, maybe it is the fairy who is making good fortune for his wife!"

Finally said something human!

But no use!

Your wife is ruthless, and she will take revenge.She can't touch her husband's concubine, so she must take all her anger on me!

"When is it your turn to teach Mrs. Ben a lesson? I said, to see if there is sweet-scented osmanthus chicken in his stomach, you can open his stomach for me!"

"What if I don't have sweet-scented osmanthus chicken?" Lu Xiaochan said loudly.

Even if you are dying, you have to struggle!

"Yes, ma'am... What if this little beggar doesn't have sweet-scented osmanthus chicken in his belly? Let's make a good relationship and settle this matter. If blood is splashed on the Yijun Temple, it will not be good for the reputation of the head." The old housekeeper also hurried to persuade.

Damn!It's really a pot that can't be opened!

When Lu Xiaochan heard this, his face was ashen. Today, he will definitely die.

"If he doesn't have sweet-scented osmanthus chicken in his belly, I will naturally make up for it. Go and buy a few sweet-scented osmanthus chickens for me to stuff into his belly! I won't owe him anything!"

This lady, on the one hand, resents her concubine for seizing love, and on the other hand, she hates her husband who is always in trouble. Now that the housekeeper mentions the ghost head, she will not kill him, Lu Xiaochan, and give her the bloody name. Husband, let her husband's reputation be as bad as possible.

"Open his stomach for me! If not, I will open your stomach!"

The lady's voice was sharper, even with a hint of excitement.

The disciples guarding her with swords all lowered their heads and took half a step back.

Madam raised her hand, Danko on the nails looked like human blood, pointed at the disciple who caught Lu Xiaochan out, and said, "An Huan! Come here!"

Lu Xiaochan raised the corners of her lips, An Huan, An Huan, who wants you to show off so much, and not see who your mistress is?

The murder you committed, you will not be able to undo it even if you practice five hundred thousand years more in the future!

An Huan gasped, his position in the sect was low, if he didn't fulfill his wife's wishes this time, he might die before he went back to see his master.

"excuse me……"

offend?You want my life, and you don't just go down with a sword and give me a good time!

You opened my chest and hooked my intestines, so vicious, you god who repaired your brain!