Professor, do you have a split personality?

Chapter 11

Shu Yu watched the heated discussions of a group of brats with deep cold eyes, some said they wanted to play dice, some said they wanted to play poker, and some wanted to guess punches, and in the end they put a bunch of gadgets on the ground.

Sui Mu picked up the poker, shuffled the cards in different ways, and asked Shu Yushen, "Is there any game Xiao Shu is good at?"

Shu Yushen said frankly: "No, you can play whatever you want, just tell me the rules of the game."

When Gu Shang heard his words, he leaned into Sui Mu's ear: "Your classmate is crazy."

"He has always been so crazy." Sui Mu turned to Shu Yushen and said, "Well, after I explain the rules to you, I will practice with you first, so that you don't even know how to lose if you lose."

"No need." Shu Yushen said confidently, "Just start right after the lecture, no trial play."

One sentence successfully aroused the fighting spirit of the young people present. It had been a long time since they had encountered such a reckless opponent.

Huang Mao, who was sitting opposite Shu Yushen, was the first to explode, "Come on, I'll have a plate with you first."

Shu Yushen: "What's the name of this classmate?"

"My name is Huang Di, Huang at the traffic light, and the contracting party." Huang Di stroked his yellow fur while speaking.

"What do Huang students want to play?" Shu Yu asked deeply.

Huang Di: "Blackjack, can you play?"

Shu Yushen: "No, but I can learn."

Sui Mu pulled Huang Di: "Your Majesty, don't play intellectual games with him, he is a teacher...he is a god of learning."

Huang Di was obviously a little displeased, "Are you looking down on me, brother?"

Sui Mu let go: "Okay, then you can play."

Half an hour later, Huang Di almost died on the spot. He was lying on the wine table in a drunken state. His companions took him as a scenic spot, took turns taking selfies with him, and put him in various poses without him noticing.

Shu Yushen didn't drink a glass of wine from the beginning to the end, so he ordered a glass of lemonade to moisten his throat.

Gu Shang pulled Sui Mu aside to discuss in a low voice: "This student Shu is a werewolf, so forget it."

"It can't be counted. I asked him out with great difficulty. It will be difficult to ask him out after I miss this opportunity." Sui Mu thought for a while, "Go and play dice with him, he will definitely not be able to beat you."

Gu Shang bit the bullet and walked over to Shu Yushen and sat down, "Student Shu, how about we have two dice?"

"Okay." Shu Yushen came over with a dice cup and shook it twice: "How to play, what is the ratio of size?"

Gu Shang glanced at Sui Mu, and Sui Mu nodded to him, "Then let's compare the size, this is the simplest, and it mainly depends on luck."

"Then let's start." Shu Yushen asked, "Are you going to choose big or small?"

Gu Shang: "I choose the big one."

Shu Yushen opened the dice cup and took a look, picked up the dice cup and started to shake it. His shaking range was very small, and his movements could be called elegant, unlike Gu Shang who was shaking his head, Sui Mu was afraid that he would shake his brains.

Gu Shang shook the dice cup for a while like lightning, smashed the dice cup heavily on the table, uncovered it, and the six dice rolled out to 33 points. He and Sui Mu smiled at each other, and at the same time looked at Shu Yushen.

Shu Yushen slowly opened the dice cup - 36 points.

The two were stunned.

Shu Yushen poured a glass of wine and handed it to Gu Shang.

Gu Shang glanced at Sui Mu, the expressions of both of them were indescribable, Sui Mu picked up the wine glass and drank without saying a word.

Shu Yu looked at him deeply and raised his eyebrows.

"He lost, I'll drink for him, is that okay?" Sui Mu asked.

"Of course there is no problem." Shu Yushen covered the dice cup and asked the consultant: "This time you choose the general election?"

Gu Shang was a little flustered, and turned to look at Sui Mu, who whispered in his ear, "Hold on, we can win."

"I..." Gu Shang swallowed, "I choose young."

"Okay." Shu Yushen took the lead in shaking. His movements this time were a little bigger than last time, but not to the extent of Gu Shang.

After the two of them stopped, Gu Shang took a sneak peek by himself - it was 6 o'clock, it was sure, and he opened the dice cup without hesitation.

"Not bad." Shu Yushen praised sincerely, and then opened his dice cup - 1 point.

The six dice stand in a column shape, with the top 1 facing upwards.

"Damn it, I met a great master." Gu Shang couldn't help blurting out.

Sui Mu drank the wine resignedly, and said with a half-hearted smile, "Shu...student, I can't see that you are still hiding something."

"It's just luck." Shu Yushen took a sip of lemonade.

Sui Mu gritted his teeth, squeezed his wine glass and said, "How about we change the game?"

Shu Yushen: "It's all right."

After changing more than a dozen ways of playing in one night, Shu Yushen only drank less than ten glasses of wine in the end. It was Sui Mu who kept changing the latest game. He didn't get used to it for a while before drinking. The only ones are Sui Mu and the others.

In the end, Sui Mu was wiped out by the regiment.

The place where Sui Mu woke up the next day was still at Professor Shu's house, but this time he was naked, with only a pair of underwear left on his body.

He got out of bed wrapped in a sheet, and found his clothes and shoes in the living room, but... how should I put it, they were placed on the ground in a somewhat ambiguous posture, from the living room door all the way to the bedroom door.

Sui Mu froze in place looking at the scene, he couldn't have been drunk last night, the object was still Professor Shu...

He shook his head: No, no, he is straight, even when he is drunk.

While he was in a daze, the door lock rang. Shu Yushen pushed the door in with his breakfast in hand. Seeing his appearance, he asked, "No clothes and sheets? Did you fancy my sheets?"

He watched Professor Shu's swift movements, and he moved around secretly. There was no discomfort, so he was relieved and went to pick up his clothes calmly.

"Looking at the clothes all over the floor, do you remember what you did when you were drunk last night?" Shu Yushen asked while setting the tableware.

Sui Mu turned around in horror with his clothes in his hands, shaking the bed sheet too much, so he quickly pulled it up.

Shu Yushen looked away, and asked calmly, "Is it broken?"

Sui Mu tried hard to think back, he really couldn't remember what happened after he got drunk last night.

"It's good. After all, stripping at the teacher's house is not a good thing. Forget it."

Sui Mu's eyes widened in horror: "Impossible, I don't."

"I hope you don't, too. That scene..." Shu Yu sighed deeply, "It's really a little eye-catching."

"Don't lie to me, Ben and I don't know how to do any kind of striptease." Sui Mu said angrily.

"Yes, that's really not a dance, because you really can't see it." Shu Yushen frowned slightly, as if Sui Mu's striptease was still playing automatically in his mind last night, and his expression was very disgusted.

"Do you think I'll believe your nonsense?" Sui Mu took the clothes into the bedroom and slammed the door behind him. Just as he put down the clothes to change, he was worried and walked over to lock the door behind him.

He no longer has the most basic trust in his teacher. The man looks well-dressed, but in fact he is very bad, and he always seizes every opportunity to punish him.

As soon as he changed his clothes and went out, Shu Yushen warned him: "In the future, you'd better hand in your homework on time and cooperate with my teaching work, otherwise I will upload the video of you dancing striptease on the Internet."

"You took a video?" Sui Mu was stunned. He didn't expect that a dignified university professor and the head of the Nanpu Mecha Department would be so despicable, secretly filming someone drunk.

"You asked me to take the picture, forgot?" Shu Yu took a deep sip of wolfberry water to calm down, and began to help Sui Mu recall what he did last night.

"As soon as you entered the door last night, you held a mineral water bottle and howled ghostly, and you also had to light up and take a video..."

Last night when Sui Mu was drunk, he regarded himself as a star, singing songs all the way back, interacting with non-existent audiences from time to time, "How are you friends here", "Let me see your hands", "I love you all"……

Shu Yushen really wanted to throw him on the road—it was too embarrassing.

He put on his hat, lowered his head and dragged people into his house. As soon as he entered the door, Sui Mu called "lighter, turn on the light", Shu Yushen quickly turned off the lights and turned on the incandescent lamp.

Sui Mu was satisfied, and asked: "What performance do you want to see, I... hiccup... decathlon."

"Striptease?" Shu Yushen teased him casually.

"Yes, you...wait." Sui Mu said to the air: "The cameraman is in place."

Shu Yushen folded her arms and did not move.

He shouted again, "Where is the photographer, where did the photographer go?"

Shu Yu was afraid that he would wake up the neighbors, so she reluctantly took out her mobile phone and pointed it at him.

Then he... began to wriggle and undress.

Sui Mu looked at himself twisting and turning in the video, he really wanted to hit the wall, wondering if Professor Shu would let this video be buried with him after he died.

"Do you think you dance well?" Shu Yushen actually asked him to evaluate his dancing skills. Is this person a devil?

He originally wanted to grab the phone and delete the video while Shu Yushen was not paying attention, but just as his hand touched the phone, Shu Yushen turned around and avoided, "What do you want?"

Sui Mu's sneak attack failed, so he grabbed it directly. Shu Yushen hid the phone behind his back, and his hand stretched out from the front, almost hugging Shu Yushen in his arms.

"Presumptuous, you are deceiving the master and destroying the ancestors." Shu Yushen shouted while hiding, "Do you think everything will be fine if you delete the video on my phone? I have already uploaded it to the cloud."

Hearing this sentence, Sui Mu stopped his movements as if the pause button had been pressed. He pulled out a chair and sat down, and said wearily: "Professor Shu, you can make a price. What do you want to delete? this video."

Shu Yu breathed a sigh of relief, and sat across from him, "You study hard, as long as you meet my expectations, I will delete the video."

Sui Mu: "Can I change it, I think I may not meet your expectations in my life."

"Are you admitting cowardice before it even started?" Shu Yushen deliberately provoked.

"I'm not admitting cowardly, it's just that the two of us don't get along so well, can I still meet your expectations?" Sui Mu felt that this was a proposition, and it was impossible to complete it.

Shu Yushen comforted him: "Don't worry, I've always distinguished public and private interests, and I will never make things difficult for you. As long as you really do a good job, I will definitely fulfill my promise."

Sui Mu pondered for a while, and now he seemed to have no choice but to agree, so he asked desperately, "What do you want me to do?"