Grumpy CEO and his cat dad

Chapter 36

After He Shumo said goodbye to Yan Lu, he called Chong Lin: "Boss Chong, I want to resign."

Chonglin, who was still studying how to read the report in the office, had a mouthful of old blood in his throat. He Shumo came to him three days ago to find a job with great interest. These three days can be regarded as a correct attitude and serious work. How can he be strict with that guy? As soon as he appeared, the style of painting changed, he asked for leave without reason and left early after meeting, and yelled to resign after eating a meal?

"Why did you resign?" Chong Lin put down the report in his hand, got up and walked to the French window of the balcony.

"Yan Lu asked me to be his life assistant." He Shumo said: "Nine to five, weekends and weekends, eight thousand a month..."

"So you abandoned your brother because you hated the poor and loved the rich?" Chonglin raised his voice.

He Shumo strode onto the subway: "Tsk, how can you say that I dislike the poor and love the rich? I..."

"That's forgetting friends after seeing sex. You've only known him for a day, and you're about to run away with him. Have you forgotten the friendship we used to wear open crotch pants together when we were young!" Chonglin interrupted him in a resentful tone.

"They're all men! Can you be more pure in your thinking!" He Shumo broke down.

Chonglin shouted into the phone: "I won't listen! I can't give you what he has, why did you choose to go with him!"

"I beg you to watch less brain-dead dramas!" He Shumo on the subway silently turned down the volume button: "That's Jiuxiao, he allows me to watch programmers make games every day, what a great internship opportunity, brother!"

Chong Lin: "But you didn't start school in freshman year. You are in a hurry for an internship. You can go to senior year. He is a boss of Jiuxiao, so he lacks a life assistant? Impossible! He is looking for a young and beautiful boy like you. You have ulterior motives. You have only known each other for a day! How do you know what kind of dirty thoughts he has in his stomach? Let me tell you, there is an old saying in the circle that if you have something to do, you can do nothing..."

"Stop, stop, stop!" He Shumo couldn't listen anymore: "Yan Lv is not that kind of person, he is just like an old man, he goes to work during the day and returns home at night, at two o'clock and one line, he rarely goes to social events, and his private life is clean It's terrible, he's not the kind of greasy middle-aged man with evil intentions you mentioned. Besides his good looks, there are many young and beautiful girls who like him, so why should he find a man with no breasts and no butt?"

"That's not right." Chonglin's voice sank: "Why do you even know that Yan Lu's private life is not clean? Isn't it the first time you two met? Besides, if he has no intention, why should he hire you, a guy who just graduated from high school? As an assistant?"

"Cough, maybe I hit it off." He Shumo said feeling good about himself, after all he couldn't find any other reason.

"What's going on with you, He Shumo, Yan Lv? Let's have a good talk today. If you don't explain things clearly today, Dad won't let you go!" Chong Lin picked up the car from the table Key, open the door and walk out of the office.

He Shumo smiled helplessly, as if dealing with an unreasonable and jealous girlfriend: "Can you be reasonable, I'm almost home."

"No, come down and send me your location. I'll pick you up and sleep at my house tonight." Boss Chong, who was tragically abandoned, was also very domineering today.

"Okay, okay." He Shumo couldn't be fooled: "Then I'll tell my family, I'll wait for you at the Family Supermarket."

He Shumo came out of the subway station, called home briefly, and stayed at Chonglin's home.

After all, he is an adult boy, and He Shumo has been very sensible this year. He's mother simply told him to be careful, and hung up the phone.

Ten minutes later, He Shumo waited at the intersection for a flamboyant silver sports car, which was Chonglin's consistent aesthetic.

With the window down, Chonglin whistled frivolously at He Shumo from the driver's seat: "Get in the car."

He Shumo smiled and cursed as he opened the car door: "Can you die if you don't flirt?"

Chong Lin said confidently: "Yes!"

After driving for a while, He Shumo recognized that this was not the way to Chonglin's house: "Where are you going? Aren't you going home?"

"It's only nine o'clock, why are you going home? Have you been an idiot this year? Go drink with your brother!" Chong Lin kicked the accelerator and continued to drive.

The name of the bar is "Qingjiu".It's a bar, decorated in an ancient style, with flower umbrellas hanging upside down above the head, flickering to cover the dim lights.On the stage, sat a boy playing the guitar, with a hoarse voice, singing melodious folk songs.

"Yo, Brother Lin." The boss knew Chong Lin, and came over to say hello warmly, then looked at He Shumo next to him: "This stranger."

Chong Lin put one hand on He Shumo's shoulder: "My younger brother, He Shumo, is busy with the college entrance examination ahead, and now he has graduated, take him out to play."

There is no private room here, but there is a row of tables on the side, like the partitions of ancient restaurants, half surrounded by wood, it is considered quiet.

Chong Lin ordered a kind of self-brewed wine in the store, which is light green in color and tastes clear and sweet, and it looks like a drink at first glance.A jar was full, scooped up with a wooden spoon, and poured into a cup to drink.

Why did Chonglin pour Shumo a cup, filled it up for himself, picked it up and touched him: "Tell me, tell me the truth, or should I ask you to answer?"

"Hey, I didn't mean to hide it from you, it's just that it's troublesome to tell, and there are some things I can't say, and you won't believe me if I tell you." He Shumo drank the wine in the glass anxiously.

"You can't say anything, and I won't believe it if I say it." Chonglin said dissatisfiedly: "Don't be a fool, you should just tell me."

"Then I'll tell you." He Shumo was sure that Chonglin would not believe it, and deliberately said in a joking tone: "Aren't you all curious about where I went last summer? The Li family, stayed with him for two months, and then changed back, that's all."

"You eat too much peanuts!" Chong Lin laughed loudly, and added a spoonful of wine to He Shumo: "I always say that I like to watch brain-dead dramas, and I see that you are much better than me in making up the plot, and you can't help it." Becoming a cat? Why don't you just say that you and Yan Lu have swapped souls?"

"Look, I'll tell you that you don't believe it!" He Shumo twitched his lips: "When you say that I really want to eat peanuts, is there any?"

"Yes, there are fennel beans." Chong Lin snapped his fingers: "Waiter, one plate of peanuts and one plate of fennel beans."

After adding the dishes, Chonglin continued to look at He Shumo: "No, can you make it more reliable? Even if you say that you lost your memory during the trip, were rescued by a strict hero, and were taken home to take care of you for two months, I would not It’s hard to believe, but what kind of magical reality is it to become a cat?”

"Fuck off, amnesia and being saved by a hero isn't it a magical reality?" He Shumo said angrily: "Chonglin, do you have any misunderstanding about your father's gender? I'm handsome! Masculine and handsome! You can't just because of my skin Slander me if you are whiter than you!"

"Whose fathers are you with? Be a good brother if you have something to do, pretend to be a father if you have nothing to do, He Shumo, who are you used to?"

"You." He Shumo took it for granted.

"I..." Chonglin opened his mouth, it's okay, it seems to be true.

Closer to home, Chonglin said again: "Let's do it, I don't care what unspeakable adventures you had last summer, anyway, you should have met Yan Lu there, right?"

"En." He Shumo nodded, which is not wrong.

"And then fell in love with him at first sight!" Chong Lin said again.

"Huh... huh?" He Shumo was peeling peanuts, and didn't pay attention. When he regained his senses, he threw the peanuts towards Chonglin in anger: "Get out! I don't like him! No, I don't like boys. Yes, where do you get these strange ideas?"

"There's nothing shameful about liking a man, why don't you admit it." Chonglin had an expression that his buddies had seen through you a long time ago: "Don't like men? In the past few years, my brothers have been watching small movies in the house. How often have you not been shameless?" Falling asleep? Also, the girl from the dance school next door wants to look good and have a good figure. She has been chasing you for two years. What about you? You can push away people who stick to your body. cold."

He Shumo rolled his eyes: "I just don't think it's interesting to fall in love. What's the point of being bored with little girls all day long?"

"Don't tell me, we straight men feel strong." Chong Lin said: "Take a step back, you just don't want to fall in love, so what's going on today? First you eat Han Qiuru's flying vinegar, and then you fight for Yan Lv's injustice, you Ask yourself, are you not interested in him? Then when I was talking about my partner before, why have I never seen you jealous, isn't it cool to talk about a sister-in-law?"

When Chonglin was in high school, he could be regarded as dignified, tall, rich and handsome. He was famous for being a playful and big radish school girl in the city's No. [-] Middle School. He changed his girlfriend every month.But he was generous, and every time he got together, he didn't cause any trouble.

He Shumo: "That's different."

Chonglin "What's the difference?"

He Shumo: "I am the cat's possessiveness at work."

Chonglin: "...No, you haven't forgotten about being a cat?"

The alcohol they drank that day was not low in alcohol and had a strong stamina. In the end, both of them drank too much.He Shumo drank better, called for a substitute driver in a dazed state, and dragged Chonglin home.The next day, one slept in the bathtub and the other lay on the toilet seat.I had a headache for two days on the weekend, and I just lay at home and slept without doing anything.

On Monday morning, He Shumo changed into a suit and tie, and took the subway to Jiuxiao's office building.This set of formal suits was specially sent to him by Chonglin on Sunday, so that he would not even have a decent formal suit when he went to work, making people laugh.

Although he said he opposed it, Chonglin also knew that it was a good opportunity for He Shumo to go to Jiuxiao.Those who have work experience, when they return to the classroom, will have a better understanding of what they want to learn and how to use what they have learned.

At 08:30 in the morning, He Shumo, who joined the office on the first day, entered the office building early. He needed a unique work card for employees to get on the elevator.The front desk is still the beautiful sister from a year ago, named Anya.

He Shumo stepped forward politely and said, "Hello, I am Yan Lv's new life assistant, and my name is He Shumo."

Anya yawned and raised her head. She was caught off guard by a pair of gentle peach blossom eyes. She felt a beauty crit at close range, and her eyes immediately sparkled with starlight: "You are the new assistant. You are so handsome. Call me Anya, you can call me Miss An."

"Miss An." He Shumo acted obediently: "Assistant Xun informed me to come to the front desk to get my work permit."

"Ah, here." Anya found He Shumo's work ID from the drawer and handed it to him: "Why don't you add your contact information? If you don't understand anything in the company, you can ask me."

"Okay." He Shumo took out his phone.

Footsteps appeared at the door, Yan Lu walked into the office building with a cold face, and when he saw He Shumo, he paused: "It's quite early."

"Hi, boss." Anya immediately put on a serious expression.Although the boss is also an eye-catching handsome guy, he is definitely a person who can be seen from a distance but not played with. He never jokes with the employees.

He Shumo turned his head, Yan Lv stood at the door in formal attire, and nodded reservedly: "Yeah."

"Hi, boss." He Shumo pinned his work card on his chest, followed An Ya's example, and said hello, but there was no awe in those eyes, but a bit of naughtiness: "You came early too. "

Yan Lv naturally wouldn't say that, thinking of He Shumo's first day of work today, he didn't trust him, so he came early on purpose.Nodding with a straight face: "Come on, follow me upstairs."

When he reached the elevator entrance, He Shumo rushed ahead of Yan Lu, took out his ID, and swiped open the elevator door: "I'll do it, I'll do it."

"You don't have to be so cautious, I don't have so many rules." Yan Lu walked up the elevator with long legs.

He Shumo was stunned for a moment, and then realized that Yan Lv's understanding was poor, and explained with a smile: "No, I just got the certificate, just swipe it and try to see if it works."

A low laugh escaped Yan Lu's raised lips, thinking: It looks like a cat that just got a new toy.