Chapter 33 Such a Soft Body
Chapter 33 Such a Soft Body
"Found it!" Yan Chong poked a name with his finger, so powerful that he almost poked a hole in the book of life and death, "Xu Chang! Let me see how he died..." Yan Chong didn't read it out, and scanned After one glance, the "chuan" between the brows can kill a fly.
The ghosts in Duanxiu Town are all masculine and lewd ghosts. Of course, there is no need to say more about all kinds of strange things, but Xu Chang is really disgusting no matter whether he is a man or a ghost. Cruel, after becoming a ghost, his nature will not change, but the torture target has changed from a man to a male ghost.
The strange thing is that Xu Chang's lifespan has long been used up. Two years ago, there should have been a ghost messenger to send him to hell. According to the merits and demerits of life and death, he will be reincarnated after being punished. The most bizarre thing is that such a person as Xu Chang The punishment for animals is actually only three thousand lashes.
The punishment in hell is non-stop, and the punishment of three thousand lashes is over in less than a day.
Compared with him, Yao'er is just a naive little white rabbit!The little white rabbits are all 500 years old, this 500 years old... If there is nothing tricky about this, I will unscrew my head and put it on the ground to step on it!
Yan Chong squinted his eyes, and asked the ghost boss who had turned into a bow and kept wriggling on the ground: "What's going on with Xu Chang."
Boss Ghost suddenly stopped moving, raised his slender head cautiously, glanced at Yan Chong, and there was an incomprehensible uneasiness in his small mung bean-sized eyes, Boss Ghost said softly: "My lord , you go away, there is someone above Xu Chang, you can't touch him, we are all afraid of him, he has made several ghosts unable to reincarnate."
When he seriously warned Yan Chong, he was quite serious, and he didn't have that wretched and anxious feeling.
Your boss said, "Take me with you, I'll warm your beds every day, um, I'll warm up whoever can feed me~" He swayed again, wriggling his body, "I'll make you feel good , such a soft body, you can do whatever you want~"
Yan Chong stomped on him: "Brother is not interested in you."
Boss Ghost's voice came from under his shoes, thin, small, still rippling, not at all disturbed: "It's free~ you can return it if you don't like it, and the two of you can play together."
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At the end of Duanxiu Town, a white line is drawn. If you walk through this line, you can leave the town and return to the original gate.
Yan Chong opened the book of life and death, and the one who hugged Buddha's feet for a while turned out to be decent. He smiled at Yan Qing and said, "See how my brother can make you a living person."
He was muttering something, half-closed his eyes, and stretched out his hand to fish in the void. Yan Qing immediately widened his eyes, looking in surprise at the struggling man in Yan Chong's hands.
"Xu Chang." Yan Chong squinted his eyes, and couldn't help but bend the man's limbs inwards, rolling his whole body into a big ball, patted the ground hard, and asked, "Are you happy?"
Xu Chang yelled, and Yan Chong was very happy to hear his pleading for mercy, and asked Yan Qing: "Do you want to play?
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Yan Qing shook his head, he didn't look like he had a cold, and watched Yan Chong play so vigorously by himself with some horror, although he knew that ghosts were different from people, just like Wang Laoshi and Ghost Boss, unless they were serious, how could they It would be all right, but emotionally he was still indifferent to it.
"Wait a little longer." Yan Chong said, "We'll leave after finishing the last thing." Yan Chong squatted down, and poked Xu Chang's head fiercely, "Which hand, huh?"
Xu Chang didn't dare to say it, he thought it would be even worse if he said it: "Who are you? Do you know that I have an uncle who works in the palace of the king of hell, if you let him know what you did to me, you will be in bad luck."
Yan Chong looked surprised, with some hesitation on his face, and said in disbelief: "Don't you fool me?"
Xu Chang thought that he was afraid, and thought that Yan Chong was probably just a small official of the level of a ghost messenger, so his arrogance suddenly became arrogant: "Xu Wenshan, Judge Xu! Haven't you heard of it?"
Yan Chong: "I've never heard of it, are you telling the truth?"
"Of course!" Xu Chang stretched his head out of his tangled body with great effort, stared at Yan Chong vigorously, and said with a sneer, "Now that you know, don't let me go!"
Yan Chong looked at him with gloomy eyes: "What a coincidence, I am also a judge, so how about it, since you don't want to tell me which hand touched my brother, both hands should be broken." Yan Chong seemed He didn't hear Xu Chang's panicked call to stop, and calmly broke Xu Chang's two hands at the wrist, and threw them in different directions.
Xu Chang watched helplessly as his hand disappeared into the darkness, with an expression of the sky falling down. In Guishen, even if the body of the ghost is dismembered, it can still be healed, but if some parts are lost and cannot be found, then Even reincarnation is incomplete.
And life after life, forever.
Xu Chang was in a hurry: "My lord, the little one made a mistake, please let the little one find his hand back."
Yan Chong said "Oh", and said: "I don't have time now, you can come to Duanxiu Town in your next life, right now." His eyes flashed fiercely, "Of course I will send you to where you should go."
Hades Palace.
Leng Qiujiang didn't see the two brothers when he turned around, so he knew they must have gone to other places. The only person who could contact Yan Chong was the judge's token, and his was with Yan Qing. I had specifically told Yanchong to keep a low profile when it was related to Yanchong. The less people knew about it, the better. Leng Qiujiang had no choice but to bite the bullet and go to find his boss, Mr. Cui Fu. As expected, he was severely scolded, but He wasn't scolded for lending a token to a mortal, or for losing a rock.
"Why didn't you tell me that you hooked up Yanchong's gangster when you applied for the prostitution order?!" Cui Fujun's anger exceeded Leng Qiujiang's imagination. He frowned, as if he had encountered an extremely difficult and difficult matter. , walking back and forth worriedly with hands behind his back, seeing Leng Qiujiang, who had a low eyebrow and pleasing to the eye, who dared not say a word but had an innocent face, was even more angry, but he knew in his heart that his name could not be entirely blamed for this matter. The subordinates couldn't explain the various reasons clearly, rubbed the center of their brows and said, "Yichuan, when you go to the Palace of King Yan, first tell Lord Yan about this time, and I will go there later, and you don't have to worry about Yanchong in the future." .”
He spoke harshly, which had never happened to Leng Qiujiang, who had always been liked by him. Master Xiao Leng raised his head and looked at his boss in surprise, with a hurt and frustrated expression flashing across his face, his eyes He bowed his head gloomyly: "I'll go now, my officer."
Turning around and walking away, Mr. Cui Fu didn't even stop calling his name from behind. Mr. Cui supported his forehead, with a look of annoyance that "the child has grown up and is disobedient", and muttered: "I got angry before I said anything." ? The temper is really getting bigger and bigger."
Cui Fujun found Yan Chong who was about to go to the palace of the king of hell through the token, and stopped the two brothers.
"Oh, it turned out to be Master Cui." Yan Chong was not sure whether he should kneel down and salute or something, but fortunately, this Lord Cui Fu seemed to be a straightforward person, straight to the point, and after asking Ming Yanchong's purpose of coming, his expression was calm Said, "It's a trivial matter, Yichuan is too fussy. Although the fate is determined by the sky, the fate is constantly changing due to human efforts. I have written down the matter of your brother, but it can only stop reducing his life. Others Yes, it's up to you."
"Will you not go to hell to suffer?" Yan Chong asked worriedly.
Mr. Cui Fu shook his head: "The crime of adultery can be eliminated."
"What if I take Yao'er to practice? Or ask him for the elixir of life... probably that's what it means." Yan Chong couldn't feel awed and cautious about his boss, and asked jokingly.
Cui Fujun smiled: "It depends on your ability."
This guy is so talkative!
Yan Chong's affection for Mr. Cui Fu has risen to a new level. No wonder people always say that the King of Hades is easy to deal with little devils, but the high-level people are more talkative. This is not unreasonable, Mr. Xiao Leng, look at yourself.
Silently despising Leng Qiujiang who was frightening people indiscriminately, Yan Chong said: "What about Yuan Ce?"
Cui Fujun's expression is now a little serious: "If you meet him next time, you must inform me immediately. As you said, Yuan Ce has either become a demon, or he is not Yuan Ce at all. He is a demon in the first place. You probably have ulterior motives."
Yan Chong held a three-point reserved attitude, but on the surface he made a very trusting gesture, puffed out his chest and promised to notify Mr. Cui Fu as soon as possible if there was any situation.
"Then I still need to see Yan...Yan Jun?"
"No need."
"This guy, and Judge Xu..."
Cui Fujun glanced at Guiqiu Xu Chang, who had been silent since seeing him, and his face sank: "No tolerance!"
Yan Chong was completely relieved, he didn't care what Mr. Cui thought in his heart, in short, all he wanted was a result, Yan Chong showed a somewhat doggy smile: "That...Master Cui, I think our judge The tokens are pretty useful."
Cui Fujun looked at him suspiciously.
Yan Chong hugged the silent Yan Qing into his arms, Yan Qing caught off guard, and collided with Cui Fujun's eyes, he didn't know whether it was a guilty conscience or something, he hurriedly lowered his head, and silently pinched Yan Chong's waist.
Yan Chong held back, kept his composure, patted his younger brother on the shoulder, and said, "Yaoer, give Master Leng's token to Master Cui." Yan Chong's eyes were shining brightly, and he smiled like a villain plotting evil, A very revealing expression, "Having it is the same as having clairvoyant eyes and ears, don't you think so? Master Cui, is there any need for a token?"
Mr. Cui Fu: "..."
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