Lalang

Chapter 25

10 minute later.

Shen Zhuoyan came half an hour earlier than Cheng Yun, and had carefully studied the entire small courtyard in advance.Soon he took Cheng Yun to walk around the small Xinghua Courtyard again.

This courtyard, which was arranged as an antique apricot blossom hut, should be a commercial mountain homestay rented by the program group, as expected.

Although the outside of the yard looks like a farmhouse, the furnishings inside the house are also full of ancient style with carved windows and beds.But at the same time, modern equipment such as refrigerators, washing machines, showers, and smart toilets are all available, and there are tableware, kitchen utensils, seasonings, etc. in the kitchen.

...a typical homestay configuration.

Another 10 minutes passed.

The sun is fine.

In the yard, there are wooden swings, bamboo reclining chairs and chess tables, millet drying on the ground, young leaves, new tea, and brewed sweet-scented osmanthus wine. The kind of small farmyard full of apricot blossoms that live in seclusion in the mountains.

Cheng Yun also changed into an ancient black outfit, just like a retired demon who washed his hands in a golden basin, sipping fragrant tea while basking in the sun leisurely.

The clothes are of course prepared by the program group.

Shen Zhuoyan also changed into a red dress after coming here, and now she is wearing a black suit with Cheng Yun. The two of them are not exactly the same as the outfits in "One World Yunlong", but it can also be said that they have a strong sense of sight.

So much so that in the current scene, Mozun had a drink, and the hero in red obediently helped him continue.

Have another drink, and obediently refill it.

Just like the sequel to the variety show of "One World Yunlong" - "Nutrition Junyun"'s happy life after retiring, sweet! ! !

The demon king and the hero are really sweet, and at this time, silence is sweeter than sound.Cheng Yun thanked this ancient costume.

If it weren't for this ancient costume, I'm afraid the silent embarrassment between the two of them would definitely be exposed!

silence.

silence.

It's not that Cheng Yun wants to be silent, he received money to participate in this variety show, and he has professional ethics.

Although the car that sent him ran away and there are no photographers around to take pictures, almost every room and every corner of this homestay is shot by a set camera.

But his mind is too confused today, and he really can't think of any topics.

The fragrant tea is brewed by Shen Zhuoyan, and the tea is freshly dried by the store in the yard, which is delicious.But unfortunately, Mozun had already praised the tea made by the hero just now!

Hurry up and think about other topics, common topics... "One World Yunlong"?

Can not be done!But when talking about "One World Yunlong", the topic of CP must never be avoided!

What else can we talk about?Actress Mo Xiaogu?It’s not okay to gossip about actresses on variety shows, right?

Let's talk about travel... But "Around the World in 30 Days" is a friendly program!And it's not appropriate to talk about travel on an irrelevant variety show, right?

Ah, help, the atmosphere is so stiff.

We can only count on the other members to come and break the deadlock, but when will the other members come?

Another cup of tea.

Another cup.

"..." If you continue to drink like this, you may suffer from insomnia at night.Shen Zhuoyan silently opened a jar of sweet-scented osmanthus wine, giving him a change of taste.

The sweet-scented osmanthus wine was sweet and mellow, and Cheng Yun wanted to boast embarrassingly.

In the end, it was Shen Zhuoyan who spoke first.

He lowered his eyes and looked as beautiful as a painting under the apricot tree: "Mr. Cheng, do you think it's possible... the other members won't come to us at all today?"

Cheng Yun: What?What are you talking about?

Shen Zhuoyan: "Because you see, there are only two rooms in this yard."

There are only two ancient rooms with single beds.

"..."

Shen Zhuoyan: "Of course, maybe two more people will come later, so we have to squeeze together tonight." Then, he muttered something in a low voice.

Cheng Yun: "What?"

Shen Zhuoyan quickly shook her head: "No... I want to say that there is oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar, but the refrigerator is empty."

"So, do you still have to do the task... to have the ingredients for dinner."

"But, until now, no one has come to send out tasks, Mr. Cheng, has no one told you?"

No!

Cheng Yun was sure that he hadn't missed it, but that the driver had thrown him out of the car and left without saying a word.

"Cuckoo."

At this moment, a wandering chicken strolled past them.

Shen Juyan: "..."

Shen Juyan: "Teacher Cheng, you should, you shouldn't."

Could this be the ingredients for dinner?Cheng Yun: "..."

"Where did this chicken come from?"

Shen Juyan Maomao shook her head: "When I walked in, it was wandering in the yard. It's the only one, it should be put on by the show crew?"

……

……

40 minutes' drive from Xinghua Courtyard, a film and television base.

Director Fang Zheping and screenwriter Tang Shasha are staring at the N screens in front of them.

Just, outrageous.

Outrageous fucking opened the door for Outrageous, and the scene they saw was outrageous!

As I said, their variety show is called "Actor's Rivers and Lakes", and it is a large-scale live-action RPG game variety show! ! !

This program group is the project that Channel X has invested the most, the most painstaking efforts, and the highest expectations this year, so it is also very willing to spend money to hire people, and hired many popular stars with many fans.

Among them, 6 stars are now organized into 3 groups.

Group B, Zhang Tufei and Xie Xingchen, started in the film and television city, and got the identities of playing "Emperor" and "General". Within 10 minutes after changing their characters' clothes, the two had already got the task card. High-speed action up.

In group C, Xu Ziqian and Zhu Feng were a little slower, but after being dazed like blind flies for an hour and a half, they also managed to find the task card and started to rush to the film and television city.

Only group A...

What are they doing with this incomprehensible and wonderful group A? ? ?

First of all, in the pockets of the costumes of the two, there are cards that clearly indicate the location of the mission card.

Second, the mission cards of their group were hung conspicuously on the apricot tree in the yard.Fang Zheping could watch the mission cards floating around through the screen so far away, and then watched the two people turn a blind eye!

There are reasons for turning a blind eye.

Because these two seem to... don't know what to think, just treat this variety show as a farmhouse life.

Especially for Shen Zhuoyan, before Cheng Yun came, it was okay to make a gorgeous bed?

Originally, I didn't plan to let the guests sleep there, so the hotel quilts were put away in the closet, but they were dragged out by Shen Zhuoyan, and they worked hard to make the beds for the two rooms, looking soft and fragrant sleep well!

? ? ? ?

Fang Zheping didn't understand, although their program group deliberately didn't inform the guests of the specific content of the program for the fun of the game and the authenticity of the guests' reactions, so that they didn't have to prepare anything and come directly.

But anyway, the theme is determined, it is a real-life RPG!

The Xinghua Courtyard is just a scene for their group to gather and change clothes. There is no bedding or food in the refrigerator in the ghost place. Isn’t everything obvious enough? ? ?

As a result, for a full three hours, he watched Mozun and the male lead make tea, drink, and discuss killing chickens.

But after all, in this day and age, no one among young people has really killed a chicken.

It was too cruel, so the two finally decided to go out for a walk and look for ingredients outside.

After searching for two hours, the two of them came back in a state of embarrassment covered in grass and leaves.

And the strolling chicken is still "clucking".

The male protagonist: "Teacher Cheng, look, we agreed before we left to not lock the door to see God's will. If it is still inside and hasn't run away, then..."

The demon king who kills without blinking an eye: "But I dare not kill. Do you dare?"

The male protagonist decisively went to the kitchen to pick up the knife.

Mozun: "Damn it, Yanyan?"

Shen Zhuoyan: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. But Teacher Cheng didn't have lunch at noon, and he must have chicken soup tonight."

Knife up and down.

He chopped up the chicken! ! !A stunning top-notch guy, he just chopped up a wandering chicken just in front of the camera?The kind with blood on his face! ! !

Fang Zheping: "..."

what--

Brother chicken————

Our team specially rented the props from the chicken feeding aunt in the next village, Brother Chicken, the program team is sorry for you, you died so badly——— ah——! ! !

And, Teacher Cheng——!Shen Juyan——!What are you two doing?

Fuck, the two of them continued to boil water to fade the chicken feathers!

Damn, let's start discussing the seasoning of one chicken and three meals!

Fang Zheping: "..."

Obviously, before the grouping, their director team seriously considered the balance of the team.

Group B has the strongest comprehensive strength, but the task line is also the most difficult.In group C, Zhu Feng is smart but has a strong and stubborn personality. She is paired with a good husband Xu Ziqian, who is not tired of work.

And Group A.

Although Fang Zheping didn't know what Shen Juyan's mind was like.But just refer to his previous "discretionary words" and his acting skills...

He guessed, maybe, maybe, or something?

So he was paired with Mr. Cheng, who has good acting skills, full of literary and artistic atmosphere, and is said to be cheerful and smart. It just so happens that the show can catch a wave of their recent CP fire traffic.

He never expected that Mr. Cheng, whom all his friends had agreed upon, would be led astray by Shen Juyan? ? ?

IQ dropped the whole time, what Shen Juyan said, he believed.

Shen Zhuoyan made the bed, boiled the tea, and killed the chicken, so he could follow without any doubt and quickly make the meal out.

Really made one chicken and three meals!

After the chicken soup is done, the chicken is pulled out and shredded by hand. Half of the chicken is cold and sweet and sour, and the other half is braised in sour sauce. It looks very fragrant.

Even more outrageous after a meal.

Isn’t there new sun-dried tender tea? Two people steamed the tea leaves in a steam oven, then baked them in an oven, and began to make hand-ground matcha seriously.

From the slightly stiff and awkward relationship a few hours ago, to the relaxed and harmonious relationship after the meal, this isolated life is lived with gusto, and the rural life is really ashamed of variety shows!

Looking at tonight, do you still plan to live comfortably here in the wilderness?

The author has something to say:

Director Xiaofang: I never expected it.