Chapter 9 I want to borrow my boyfriend's brains
Chapter 9 I want to borrow my boyfriend's brains
When Yang Yimu and Zhou Zhichang came back from chatting, they were attacked by Xie Yanchu's personality and dignity like never before because of a math problem.
Xie Yanchu pointed to one of the questions on his test paper with zero eggs, "For this question, use vectors to find the plane distance!"
"Normal vector... which book is it in?" Yang Yimu bit his lip and looked at him, Xie Yanchu was even more angry when he saw him acting cute, and threw him a high school math formula, "Turn through the directory yourself."
"... Oh." Yang Yimu finally found the section on space vectors and analytic geometry, tore up a piece of paper and concentrated on his calculations, like a constipated mushroom.But after listing the formulas, I found that I couldn't count them no matter what.
"...Then how can I ask for it?" After a while of babbling, this sentence circled in my heart thousands of times before I dared to ask it out.
Xie Yanchu glanced at the few lines on the draft paper, and drew a cross with a red pen, "The formulas are all wrong, please ask for a P!"
Silently, Yang Yimu took the paper back, turned it over, and prepared to rewrite it, but was stopped by Xie Yanchu, "Just check the original one directly. How can the college entrance examination have time for you to overthrow everything and start over?"
However, it's not so easy to check your own mistakes, especially for a half-hearted person like Yang Yimu, who can only stare at the title and the red cross in a daze in the end.He didn't dare to push it back, but he couldn't figure it out. How could Yang Yimu have been so entangled in the past? He chose the multiple-choice questions in the mathematics of the college entrance examination and handed in the paper. He was lucky enough to get 35 points in the exam and he was already very happy.
After half a class, Xie Yanchu finally mercifully pulled the piece of paper over. As expected, he still didn't correct it. Xie Yanchu tapped his head with a pen, "See it clearly."
Yang Yimu leaned over obediently, his ears pricked up, and listened to him.In the end, Xie Yanchu just changed one place lightly, and then pushed the draft paper back.
"Okay, the formula listed is no problem, let's start to calculate."
"..." How to calculate.What a blow to people's self-esteem.Yang Yimu clapped his pen, "Do you understand what a good person does? Are you killing people with a shadowless knife?"
Xie Yanchu and him stared at each other for a while, then reluctantly took the formula book and flipped it over for him, "The formula for the tangent of the sum of two angles! Who is as stupid as you? You stop there when you teach one step, and stop there when you teach two steps. Infer other things from one instance. Neither will..."
In order to overcome this 70.00% basic question, Yang Yimu was left by Xie Yanchu to Yueshang Liuzhi.There were only the two of them in the classroom, and the wind was blowing. If they didn't leave, the uncle at the door would scold them.
"Are you crushed by me?" Yang Yimu couldn't help asking when he pushed the car out of the parking lot in Beicheng side by side.It was still a little cold at night, and the wind was strong, blowing his bangs up, so his red nose was obvious from the cold.
"Do you want to listen to the truth?" Xie Yanchu asked.
"...Farewell." I knew that no matter what time it was, expecting Xie Yanchu to coax him would be tantamount to wishful thinking.
"I'll bring you two packs of milk in the future." The two rode out of the school, Xie Yanchu said suddenly, "One pack in the morning to grow taller, and one pack in the evening to grow your brain."
Yang Yimu looked at his damaged mouth and wished...to bite on it.
Who is he studying hard for!With such aptitude for counting every step and one brain, he still wants to study business administration in the future.The walnuts at home are not enough, and it's not for Xie Yanchu.
Mr. Mathematics!Are you starving?If you are so hungry!Yang Yimu will give you a fat stomach!
In his previous life, Yang Yimu was paralyzed and his mind was bright.And in this life, he was in good health but with a paralyzed brain. When it comes to mathematics, he has become a legendary brain-dead.
Thinking about it this way, I don't know whether the rebirth is a big loss or a profit.
Three months before the college entrance examination, Jin Yinhua held a class mobilization meeting.
"There is only one time in the third year of high school, and the king is no accident! You have to be patient, sit on the stool, do the papers correctly, and use your brain!" A group of teenagers applauded sparsely, expressing that they heard it.
Jin Yinhua was not very happy, "What? Didn't eat in the morning? Show your determination, don't act like you're dealing with it all day long. If you cope with the college entrance examination, the college entrance examination will deal with you too! This is the same as chasing after the person you like. It's the same, so you can't use the energy of your crush on your studies!"
While speaking, his eyes swept over Fang Lang sharply, and Lang Lang shook his body and averted his gaze.What kind of secret love, he is clearly in love, from the class teacher to the teachers of various subjects, from the classmates to Xu Shanshan herself, who knows that he chased Xu Shanshan from the first class of high school to the third year of high school to no avail.
In Fang Lang's eyes, chasing the goddess is much more important than the college entrance examination.What is the college entrance examination? If he fails the exam, his family still has four coal mines.But if he couldn't catch up with the goddess now, wouldn't his hope become even more bleak when the goddess went to college and there were more competitors.
Yang Yimu persuades Fang Lang if he has nothing to do, and he can do good things if he wants to. He can buy food, paper and pens and send roses, but he doesn't need a love letter every week.If not together, slap your face.
"What do you know?" Fang Lang looked forward to it, "I will use it to teach my son how to read in the future."
"..." I can't help it anymore.With Yang Yimu as the center, within a radius of two steps, several people have recently shown a strange aura.
Xie Yanchu's life is very easy, it seems that the pressure of the college entrance examination did not affect him.Fang Lang chased the goddess with all his firepower all day long, and if there was a subject of chasing people in the college entrance examination, he would definitely get an excellent.Zhou Zhi's IQ is online, and his studies are not bad. He got used to the teaching methods in Beicheng soon after returning from abroad.
As for Xie Yanxun and Song Baicheng... Xie Yanxun inherited the high IQ gene of the old Wu family, and he always got perfect marks in mathematics.Even Song Baicheng's understanding of mathematics is higher than Yang Yimu's. Yang Yimu is mentally prepared. If Xie Yanchu compares himself to Song Baicheng, he will beat him to death with a pen every minute.
Fortunately, Xie Yanchu didn't mention it, but silently extended the detention time of the two of them.Mother Yang was very excited when she heard her son said that he would stay in school and study for a while, but today she received a call from Song Baicheng, "Auntie, is Yang Yimu at home? His cell phone didn't work."
Mother Yang had a good impression of Song Baicheng, but she couldn't understand why her son hated him so much, so her tone was a little more gentle, "Mumu has been studying at school these days. What do you want from him? Wait for him to come back , Auntie will tell him for you."
"Oh, it's just that I didn't remember all the homework assigned by the English teacher today." Before Song Baicheng hung up the phone, he seemed to mention something unintentionally. I heard that since the last time a girl from day school had an accident on the way home, she couldn't stay for long even if she wasn't a boarding student. .But Yang Yimu hasn't come home yet...
Mother Yang was in a hurry, she pulled Father Yang out of the kitchen, who was scooping up pickled vinegar and garlic into a plate, and urged him to go out to find his son.
She didn't care about Yang Yimu playing secretly, she was only worried that this child was good-looking, so don't be bullied by hooligans on the road.
Father Yang found the school all the way from home, but Yang Yimu was nowhere to be seen.The uncle in charge of the corridor door said that Yang Yimu left after school and was at the same table with him.
"A big tall guy with a crew cut?" Father Yang met Xie Yanchu several times before, and he was relieved to hear that the uncle confirmed this.Two people are better than one, but the child didn't know how to call when he came home late. The bigger the child, the more difficult it is to manage.
In the past few weeks, Yang Yimu persuaded his father not to be so stressed, and if he couldn’t bear it at work, just ignore it, and don’t get angry with others.These words seemed to have some effect. Today, Father Yang received a call from an old colleague when he went back, saying that the unit had hired several old employees, but he was not among them.
So Papa Yang cooked a rare dish today, including Yang Yimu's favorite cucumber scrambled eggs.But the dishes were all ready, and the son disappeared.
In fact, the reason why Yang Yimu didn't go home today still starts from February.
In February, Yang Yimu said that he was going to participate in the school entrance examination of Beijing Film Academy. At that time, Xie Yanchu said that he would accompany him, but he did not agree.
Xie Yanchu asked him later, "I went to the admissions site to look for you that day, why didn't I meet you? Did you run away halfway?"
In fact, Yang Yimu didn't go at all that day. He had already made up his mind to go to the same university and major as Xie Yanchu, study hard, and strive to make a fortune in a low-key manner.At least he is a reborn person, so he can have more information advantages than Xie Yanchu.
Seeing Song Baicheng and Xie Yanxun getting closer now, thinking about it carefully, Xie Yanxun has had a dislike for him since he saw Song Baicheng, and that's fine, how can a younger brother accuse his elder brother and turn to outsiders when he sees his elder brother?
But if it involves the huge wealth of the Xie family, it is not difficult to understand.Xie Yanxun's father was the illegitimate son of Mr. Xie and a Korean female star. Therefore, Xie Yanxun's lineage was not taken seriously in Xie's family. There was a backlog of grievances for many years, and it was possible that he wanted to seize his property.
After school today, Xie Yanchu mentioned to Yang Yimu in a nonchalant tone, "I heard that the art test results came down today."
"Huh? Oh...um." Yang Yimu almost forgot about this.No wonder Xie Yanchu brought himself out just after school today, it turned out that he came here to inquire about the situation.
"Well, it's over." Yang Yimu lied without changing his face.
"Take you to celebrate." Xie Yanchu accepted the test paper in Yang Yimu's hand without any suspicion.When the number of people on the campus gradually decreased, he directly abducted people into the back seat of his car.
"Where are you going?" Yang Yimu clutched the corner of the school uniform at Xie Yanchu's waist.
Xie Yanchu's voice came from the front along with the wind, "Don't ask, just follow me."
"Are you going to take me back to the small mountain village where you and Tuzai were born, and sell me to Uncle Wang next door?"
"You only have a few taels of meat, and you can't do farm work well if you sell it. Whoever is blind will want it."
"..."
After riding for about 15 minutes, the two of them arrived at the edge of the Huancheng River on the outskirts of Beicheng.When Yang Yimu got out of the car, he kept looking around curiously. He actually knew this place well. When he was a child, Yang’s mother often took him to dig wild vegetables, fly a kite and kick a small ball.
"Shh. You close your eyes."
"..." Yang Yimu muttered and closed his eyes, "I counted to ten. They will open automatically when I count to ten."
Xie Yanchu didn't have time to answer, so he ran away long ago.
For most people, if they don’t force their eyes to be blindfolded, it’s hard to fully trust the other party. Most people will secretly open their eyes halfway because they can’t stand the torture of darkness.
But Yang Yimu didn't open his eyes, and Xie Yanchu didn't force him to be blindfolded either.
Everything is a convention, whether they are willing to abide by it is their own freedom.
Whether you love it or not is freedom, and how long you love is also freedom.
They just want to be ignorant teenagers once in a while, don't want fame and fame, and only hope that they can spend the wind and snow together in this life.
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