Haomai Xiansheng

Chapter 26

It is not easy to arrange a peach banquet, but it does not require her Zhongxiaohou to intervene.

In her capacity, it is impossible to do chores, and there are a large number of court ladies to do the work of setting up and arranging, and it is not up to her, a newcomer, to direct the layout and plan.

I spent a few days in the Rui Palace in the name of waiting for an edict, dressed in a romantic and romantic way, and went to chat with innocent and naive little fairies.She quietly inquired about a lot of inside stories in the Heavenly Court, which were not told to her during the ceremony, and basically everyone knew the things that were not convenient to tell on the bright side.

This kind of information about who has enmity with whom, who doesn't deal with whom, who has a good relationship with whom in private, who is relative with whom, who is good friend with whom, and whose likes and dislikes seem useless, but for Fang Yitu is very useful.

"The third princess and the second princess are not on the right track. The seventh princess is delicate and self-willed but is very obedient to her sisters. The sixth princess basically never comes back after being married for many years. The eldest princess is wise and has a city, and is much more complicated than the golden mother."

"Although the God of Haotian and the Golden Mother are husband and wife, they live apart all the year round, but they are both clean and self-sufficient. His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven is not good at anything except good wine, especially those who hate frivolous people, no matter male or female. The preferences of the Golden Mother, Zhongxiao Hou, you understand."

"God Haotian had a younger sister, who was killed by His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven when he was in private with others. The son of God Haotian's younger sister, Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun, was so powerful that he almost made himself king. He is an official, so he just listens to the tune and does not listen to the announcement. He is the Erlang God that is often said in the world. He has never seen Erlang at the Peach Banquet and the Court Meeting, but if anyone offends Erlang, it is useless for His Majesty to intercede. But the seven princesses are related to him Very good, we have frequent contacts. Master Erlang is not bad-tempered, and will go down to save people in a catastrophe."

"Erlang Lord has a peach blossom mountain overseas. Those who stay there for a long time will die, and those who hurt the peach blossoms will die."

"Erlang Ye is the eldest brother of the Monkey King, but Erlang Lord has always looked down on the other six other than the Monkey King. The Monkey King is a bastard monkey, and he wants to save face. Grandpa will be fine. If you underestimate him, he can tear down your house. Lingxiao Palace was almost demolished."

"The six imperial emperors are nominally equal to His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven, but three emperors are the husbands-in-law of the princess, but they are never commensurate with each other. The Emperor Changsheng is the Antarctic fairy that is often said in the mortal world, and the Emperor Ziwei is Ziweixing. It’s nothing to say, but there are all powerful and powerful His Majesties in the heavenly court, so you must not be rude to them.”

"Zhao Gongming's brothers and sisters are the leaders in Jiejiao. They seem to have no real power in the heavenly court, but the wind, rain, thunder and lightning, Liusi, Qiyuan, Baji, Jiuyao, and Shidu are basically the people of Jiejiao. Zhao Gongming is the god of wealth. It’s easy to talk about being righteous and donating money. We little immortals will give us a lot of money when we go down to the world to play, but we often deduct the wealth of the Taoists who explain the teachings. Most of the people who stop teaching are loyal, but they are not very good. Fairy, it’s easy to make friends.”

"Chanjiao is an upright immortal. They are quite proud, and they always seem to look down on others. But people are not bad, but they are too arrogant. If they have no real skills, they will be looked down upon by them."

"The most capable one is actually Taishang Laojun. Lihen Tiandoushi Palace and Daluo Tianxuan Dudong Bajing Palace are both his old man's place. Others don't know how powerful Laojun is, and he is too lazy to show any means, but just Even the Daoist boys in Laojun’s palace are better than ordinary disciples of Chanjiao.”

"There are also many loose immortals in the heavenly court, all of which are under the jurisdiction of the six imperial courts. There are loose immortals who are officials in the court, some roam around, and some play in the world. Some of the loose immortals are extremely powerful, but you can't tell from the surface. , be careful yourself."

Fang Yitu observed for a while, and found that Tianting was really full of talents, not to mention the eldest female official Zhou Shining who Princess Longji trusted most, even the maids under the female official's subordinates were all well-organized and capable women.

"Under the rule of Princess Longji, everyone makes the best use of their talents and things." Fang Yitu smiled handsomely, with wheat-colored skin, sword eyebrows and bright eyes, a man's hair in a bun, a silver-white straight train, and long hair. Standing tall, he looks extraordinarily imposing.

Zhou Shining wore a narrow-sleeved, black-gold-patterned red-bottomed train, looking dignified, dignified, luxurious and gentle: "Is there something wrong for the loyal and filial lord?"

Fang Yitu withdrew some handsome rays of light, and said: "Fang has realized something, and wants to go back to retreat for a few days. If Fairy Zhou has an order, send someone to find Fang. In the last three to five days, Fang will not come Rui Palace is waiting for an edict."

Zhou Shining said with a smile: "The concubine is very familiar with the peach banquet, so why bother Zhong Xiaohou. It's just that the marquis should not forget the date, the concubine can't attend to invite people who won't be there for the banquet."

Fang Yitu smiled coolly: "Fairy Zhou, don't worry, Fang will never forget."

Fang Yitu seized the days before the Peach Banquet and practiced in closed doors.The fragrance in the heaven is so rich that it makes people want to cry. If you exhale and breathe for a while, the internal strength converted into mana can be doubled.It is strange to say, what is the internal energy that I cultivated in the mortal world, and why the internal energy in the mortal world immediately becomes mana after going to the heaven... I only know that it is a good thing.

Fang Yitu grabbed the Zizhu pen, cut out a line, and wrote in Xingkai carelessly: "Small things knock lightly, big things kick the door".The font reveals arrogance and domineering, and the note is pasted on the door of the dormitory.

Wearing a soft robe, she went in for retreat, ran out after a while, talked to Hu Banji, You Dao Nu, and the three of them before going back.It is said to be a retreat, and it is not a serious retreat. It is just to concentrate and try not to ask about foreign affairs.Absorb the aura of heaven and earth, temper your muscles and bones, and run your true energy.

The aura penetrates into the body along the [-] pores of the whole body, decontaminates and extracts the essence, washes the essence and cuts the marrow again and again, and removes all the impurities left in the mortal body. newborn.

Fang Yitu had vaguely grasped the edge of martial arts, he only knew that there is only one word in martial arts, and that is 'victory'.I don't want to win in my heart, but my body won't lose. When my mind is calm, I really understand what I should do, and my body will do it in accordance with this "Tao".

She tried to let go of her mind when confronting the enemy, and only relied on her years of experience to fight.Just like a skilled cook does not need to calculate when cooking.

Tried it a few times with my sons, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.It is so fast that it can be done when it is too fast to react. A knife is as tight as a knife, and a knife is as fast as a knife. You don't need to think about the knife in your hand to meet it, but once the enemy slows down, you will leave the realm. There will be a moment of trance.

It seems that the body is not sensitive enough...

But when the confrontation with Zhang Bosui reached the fastest extreme, when the swords and swords intersected like a phantom, they came into contact with "martial arts" again.

I feel as if I have entered a very strange state, as if I don’t need to think at all, my body’s instincts are running automatically, but I am like a bystander, but I am the one who is watching, chaotically, my mind is empty and clear .

In this state, his movements are surprisingly sharp and agile.

At that time, Zhang Bo was a mortal, but he was as fast as a thunderbolt, and he was as fast as a thunderbolt.Although he is a fairy, but his fairy age is very young, and he has never concentrated on cultivation.After Zhang Bosui returned to the Heavenly Court, he would definitely not let him go. If he wanted to be defeated in public, his life would be in vain.

She thought in this way, the more urgent she was, the more urgent she was, the less successful she would be.

Fang Yitu's inner strength, mind and saber techniques were treasured treasures from an old Taoist that her mother stole when she was young.

The old Taoist had never practiced martial arts, so he couldn't see that what the patriarch left behind was inner strength and swordsmanship, but Fang's mother was a shrewd and careful person, and she saw that it seemed a bit like inner strength, so she tried to practice it in a daze. But I didn't expect that this mental method is far superior to other methods. After five years of patient practice, I have grown from a small thief to a female bandit who has the best kung fu in the three provinces.

The set of sword skills was written on the bamboo slips in big seal characters, Fang Mu didn't know it, so she had to snatch a middle-aged Hanlin scholar who lamented the filth of the court, hated himself for being powerless, and resigned angrily and returned to his hometown.Over there is Fang Yitu's biological father. Fang Yitu helped Mingjun after avenging his mother because of his father's earnest teaching when he was young.

This set of mental methods belongs to Taoism, but it is not to explain and cut off teachings. It is a Taoist mental method written by Lao Tzu's eldest disciple Xuandu*shi, who traveled in the world and became the incarnation of Guiguzi, who dared to be loyal to Hou Ying.If one occupies a famous mountain and a precious place, one will naturally change endlessly if one cultivates to the extreme, and each has his or her own destination.It can control one's own internal energy essence, or yin or yang, or soft or hard, or open or close, or relax or stretch.

The equipped sword technique will be used to guard the door, examine the order of its place, measure the power and capacity, and check the short and long of its skills.Husbands are virtuous, unworthy, wise, stupid, brave, cowardly, benevolent, righteous, and there are differences.It can be pitted, it can be closed; it can be advanced, it can be retreated;

Fang Yitu was in a hurry for a while, and slowly suppressed his urgency and unwillingness to lose face. He only cared about life and death, disregarded honor and disgrace, and guarded the altar quietly, breathing out.

There is no wind in the clothes, and a sentence suddenly echoes in the quiet heart.

That voice is like Wang Chunshui, just listening to it can make people's heart soft and peaceful, that voice can calm anyone's frantic heart.

"Don't worry, it doesn't matter if you are invincible or not, you are Fang Diji. But remember that you and I practiced to kill the enemy, and we were able to win the rank of general among thousands of armies. Since we share happiness and anger, we share worries Sadness, don't let me eat, drink and have fun, you are hungry, pale and emaciated, and practice desperately."

"It's better to kill someone sooner rather than later, but practice is different. My good lady, how old are you this year? How old is your age? When your old man's temples are stained with frost, this bottleneck that makes you unable to advance or retreat will be solved. "

This is what Fang Luo said when he comforted Fang Diji, who had fasted for a month and retreated without making any progress, but came out in a rage.

Fang Luo's martial arts are superb, and he and Fang Yitu have practiced a set of joint attack skills since they were young, and they have the same kung fu as teachers. When they are middle-aged, even if they rush into the big inner city to assassinate the king, they are still fully capable of retreating. .

Fang Luo no longer practiced martial arts desperately after he was in a high position, and only regarded martial arts as a kind of ability, just like writing beautiful calligraphy, it was just something for his own use.But Fang Diji's mind is seven percent obsessed with martial arts, only three percent lingering in grievances, loyalty, love and hatred, and the mundane world.

"Therefore, if the heart energy is one, the desire will not be hesitant. If the desire is not hesitant, the will will not be weakened. If the will will not be weakened, the thinking and rationality will be achieved. The rationality will lead to harmony, and the harmony will make the chaotic qi not troubled in the chest. Therefore, nourish the qi internally and externally. Knowing people. Cultivating aspirations will lead to a clear heart, and knowing people will lead to a clear understanding. If you want to use it on others, you must first know their aspirations for nourishing their qi. Knowing the ups and downs of their qi, cultivate their aspirations, observe their security, and know what they can do. "

This is the solution to the bottleneck of Fang Luo's cadence when he handed her her beloved almond lotus root powder.

Fang Yituxin said: I didn't understand what he meant when I was in the mortal world, but now that I stopped in the fairy world, I suddenly understood that what I lack is not internal strength and tricks, but to straighten my mind.Fang Luo is always so smart, always...

Suddenly, she burst into Baihui acupoint with a burst of anger, the skin on her temples twitched a few times, and the true energy in her body was interrupted in the circulation of her meridians... It hit her heart like a drum and hammer, the pain was unspeakable.

I just don't know if it's because of Fang Luo's heartache, or because of Fang Luo... Since he is smart, why would he do something stupid?Or does killing me have inexplicable benefits to him?

A mouthful of bright red blood was sprayed on the gauze, and the stars were like peach blossoms hanging on the branches.

Fang Yitu closed his eyes and lay down softly.

as if dead.

She really wanted to die, but she didn't understand why Fang Luo wanted to kill herself, and how she could die.

Fang Yitu really couldn't die, and he couldn't die without knowing why and unwillingly.

After half a day, the maid of the third princess came and called her over.

Fang Yitu quickly washed his face, put his hair back in a bun and changed into the court dress.The pure white silk skirt has silver embroidered flower patterns, and the brilliance flows like a blanket of clouds when walking.The wide-sleeved chiffon top is golden red like the sun, and also has the color of the sun.This set of clothes is covered with an apricot yellow cloak embroidered with cloud patterns.

When they arrived at the palace where the third princess lived, she was under the tree, wearing a light blue Taoist robe, with her hair in a bun, playing the piano and singing.The garden was filled with a strange fragrance, her dress was as clear and pure as the sea water, and the layers of folds were like the waves of the sea, and her every move was so soft and beautiful.The three princesses have a delicate and sweet face, paired with this light blue Taoist robe that is the same color as the sea and the sky, it is refreshing without being stained with vermilion.

"The spirit of the moon rejoices, and the auspiciousness of the sand originates. Contributions to the traces of Yu, praises to Yaomen. Ceremony of speech and appearance, the badge of Didi. The shape of the instrument is gentle, and the order asks Zhaoyang. Wrapping the heart, the palace is far away." The singing sound was like big pearls and small pearls falling on a jade plate, clear and melodious, the real sound of nature.

Fang Yitu stood quietly at the side, and waited until the end of the song, then slowly stepped forward and bowed deeply, and said in a deep voice: "Your servant Fang Yitu pays homage to the third princess."

The third princess pushed the qin on her lap, sat on the bamboo mat and looked at her, smiled lightly and said: "There is no need to be polite when you stop and return. Please sit down."

"Yes." Fang Yitu still remembered that the third princess was very willing to talk with him like an ordinary friend, so apart from being polite when they met, he didn't care about red tape, so as not to make her angry.He took the teacup handed by the third princess with both hands, and said, "Is there something wrong with the third princess calling me?"

"At the Peach Banquet, regardless of whether male or female immortals, regardless of whether they are singing or dancing, the person who can top the audience will get a 6000-year-old flat peach." She stared at Fang Yitu, observed her expression carefully, and secretly hated her face. There was no longing expression on the face.But the third princess also knew that even if Fang Yitu didn't want what he wanted in his heart, he wouldn't show it on his face.

She took a sip of tea, and her posture was quite relaxed and casual, showing the softness and softness of Haitangchun after sleeping: "Chang'e danced in shock, and there is no one in the fairy world who is willing to end. If the second cousin is willing to end, he will definitely win a lot Sheng, but he doesn't even bother to participate in the flat peach feast, and he will never play the piano or dance swords in public. The rest of the male immortals, the younger ones are mostly the Four Heavenly Kings, Tieguai Li, Lu Dongbin, etc., and the old ones are Hefa Tongyan, Ziwei The Great Emperor is young, but it is impossible for him to leave the stage, and the rest of the people are like him, and it is impossible for them to abandon their identity and perform their skills."

Fang Yitu blinked, and said with a husky smile, "Oh, if I'm lucky enough to attend the Peach Feast, I'll definitely have a good look at Chang'e's dancing skills."

"Chang'e is extremely feminine. If she conquers her with masculinity, she will definitely win. Unfortunately, in the huge heaven, there are those who are noble or who cherish their wings and refuse to perform, some who are too old and too young to perform, and some who are too tall and ugly to dare to perform." No one can suppress Chang'e." The three princesses sighed: "Although I played the piano several times, I was finally defeated. Chang'e and I have always been at odds. If you can help me defeat her, that flat peach will be yours. I will give you another twenty bottles of royal wine."

Fang Yitu was stunned, but his voice was very gentle: "I can neither sing nor dance, but I am powerless."

"Don't pretend to me, I know exactly how much you weigh. When you went to find my seventh sister, you were very active in dancing green waist with others." The third princess snorted: "You are handsome, if you dress up, you will have a lot of energy." Wearing a handsome and coquettish white dress, singing and dancing, maybe it can save her from winning so happily."

Fang Yitu thought about it secretly, but couldn't tell the pros and cons of agreeing or disagreeing, so he coughed lightly: "I only know how to have a green waist in girl music, and now I'm in mourning, it's okay to dance in private, but I can't do it in Pantao." Make a fool of yourself at the banquet."

If you agree, you have to share the winner with Chang'e. If you win, you can pay it back. If you lose, what should you do if you don't know the three princesses?How can you win?

If you don't agree, will the third princess be resentful?If it is agreed, is the Golden Mother willing to play the piano and sing in front of the three princesses?

No matter what, I was able to see the golden mother and become a fairy before I died, only because the third princess tried her best to speak well. Now that I know about this, why can't I do it for the third princess' wish?It's all in return.

The third princess said: "There was a time in the past when Han Xiangzi played the flute and the dragon girl danced. If the two of them hadn't flirted with each other and violated the rules of heaven, they would have won the peach banquet that time. Another time, Lu Dongbin He lost his beard and danced sword half drunk. If he hadn't fallen while drunk, Chang'e would have lost too. Another time, more than a hundred flower fairies joined forces to perform a dance. If their skirts didn't flutter, they tripped a fairy Chang'e also lost that time. Another time, Emperor Ziwei played the piano. He was my second brother-in-law, so playing the piano was fine. He kept throwing eyes at my second sister in public, and the angry lady didn't count him as a winner."

"Then Lu Dongbin has always had a reputation of being romantic and suave, why doesn't the third princess let him try again?"

"Peach Feast is also my mother's birthday. My mother once said to the immortals who came to celebrate my birthday: Anyone of these immortals can come to celebrate my birthday, but Lu Dongbin is not allowed to come. He is greedy for wine, sex, wealth, At that time, Lu Dongbin was very drunk, but he also heard what he said, and from now on, he would go to my second cousin for a drink at every peach banquet, and never come again unless the mother ordered him to be invited."

Fang Yitu couldn't help but smile slightly, the embarrassing golden mother and the arrogant Lu Dongbin are comparable to the world.

The third princess picked up the fan and shook it, said with a smile: "I have said so much, I asked you to stop returning, do you know how to dance the sword?"

Fang Yitu made a secret decision, looked at her frankly, and smiled with thin lips: "Jian Wu is barely okay, but she looks very manly, no one will believe that she is a woman, I am afraid that some people will say that good men do not follow female fight."

"Hahahahaha, it's appropriate for men to dance swords to add to the fun!" The third princess laughed for a while for her, and said with a smile like a flower: "I will play the piano and sing for you, and you can try to dance with my sword. "

These days, Fang Yitu's hands are itchy due to the small space inside the palace and people coming and going outside the palace. It is not convenient for practicing martial arts in both places.Immediately, he drew his sword, stood still in the courtyard, and danced with the song. At the end of the song, the beauty was like jade and the sword was like a rainbow.

The beauty playing the piano is like jade, and the sword in her hand is like a rainbow.

The third princess pressed the strings with her slender hands, frowned and said: "The dance is excellent, but this poem is not in harmony with you. This poem is not as wild as yours. If it is matched together, it will appear that this poem is rigid and you are rude."

Fang Yitu nodded silently, and suddenly said: "Third Princess, how about listening to my song." She doesn't know how to play the piano, so she can only sing while hitting the rhythm. magnificent.

Half chants and half sings: "Hua Yeye, Gu Linggen.

The god's mouth, passing through the gate of heaven, riding a thousand chariots, Dunkunlun. "

She made a sword drawing, made an upside-down plum blossom style, bowed gracefully, and danced unhurriedly.

"Out of the gods, Pai Yufang, Zhouliuza, Pulling Lantang.

The journey of the gods, Jingrongrong, riding sloppy, like indulgence.

God's Lai, Pan Yiyi, Manna Falls, and Qingyun Gathers.

God's tease, Lintanyu, nine suspicious guests, Kuilong dance.

Sitting in peace, when Xiangxiang is auspicious, we will share Yiyi and think together.

God Jiayu, Shen Ershang, blessings are overwhelming, and the journey is extended.

Pei Shiyou, Fen Zhi'a, Yang Jinguang, Hengtai River.

Reckless like clouds, Zengyang waves, all over the crowd, singing songs of the sky. "

The third princess went through the words silently in her heart, and said with a smile: "It seems that you have prepared for a long time. This poem is made for the purpose of worshiping the Holy Spirit. Stop returning, and you shouldn't hide it from me."

"How dare you lie to the princess." Fang Yitu chuckled and explained: "This is the song that the mortal emperor sang when he danced a blessing dance with civil and military officials at a banquet one year. It is very festive and auspicious."

The third princess nodded and said, "The maid said, are you in seclusion?"

"Yes."

"Why retreat."

Fang Yitu hid his smile and remained silent for a long time, with a strong sadness and desolation in his eyes, he said after a long time, "To ask Fang Luo a question."

"Why did he kill you?"

"That's the problem."