Haomai Xiansheng

Chapter 54 Private Banquet

The sky is as clear as washing, blue as indigo, and cloudless.

A small white cloud, invisible to the naked eye, flew across the sky, and Fang Yitu and Emperor Daotai stood on the one-foot-square cloud.

It rises from the Taimiao and falls to the Emperor Ji Temple.When Chen Liang heard the porter's report, he quickly dressed up and came out to greet him: "Mother, you are back! Ah, Your Majesty!"

The emperor used the youthful face of a young man to help him kindly: "My good nephew, don't be so unfamiliar in front of my elder sister, call him uncle."

Chen Liang asked Fang Yitu with his eyes, Fang Yitu's eyebrows and eyes were full of comfort, and he nodded slightly without worry: "Listen to him." The two entered the door hand in hand, Chen Liang called his uncle, and followed half a step behind. Beside the two of them, Fang Yitu asked eagerly: "Miss Di is back?" She couldn't wait to share the good news.

Chen Liang respectfully took out a letter and handed it over, and replied: "This is the letter brought back by Aunt Di. After Aunt Di came back, she went to the newly completed Liquan Hall and Xianquan Village behind to decorate our new residence. I went. She also asked me to tell you that after moving, some people should be invited to have a feast."

The emperor was surprised and said: "Sister, in just ten years of hard work, you have made a lot of money."

"The princess is very kind." Fang Yitu smiled very happily, with a trace of tenderness and sweetness on his ordinary but majestic face: "And I have a good wife."

"She has always been your virtuous wife, so there is no need to say it at this time. It makes me, a lonely family, envious, so sad." The emperor raised his thick eyebrows, slightly disappointed, and sighed: "I should hope that Lang Jun will come back soon." Do you come to accompany me, or do you expect him to come back later? Oh, my lord~"

"I don't care about the two of you." Fang Yitu only felt that his emotions were exposed, he blushed a little, coughed and said seriously: "I moved house and was about to invite someone to have a drink, and the emperor just asked you to come in the dragon chariot Get together with me before taking you to heaven, and you might as well meet some immortals, it will be beneficial in the future."

The emperor rested his chin on his hand, and said with a look of lovesickness, "I knew that Sister was good to me~"

Fang Yitu replied without changing his face, and said to Chen Liang who was shocked by the emperor's behavior: "Liquan Palace is completed, I should go to heaven to thank you, and invite some immortal friends to come down to the banquet. Uncle goes to our Xianquan Village and tells Niang Zhai to prepare the banquet, as we usually prepare for private banquets."

Chen Liang replied gently: "Yes."

The emperor immediately forgot his sorrow and lovesickness, and his excited eyes lit up: "According to your usual private banquet? Is there a place to sit on the ground and roast all three animals? Is there a big pot to boil fish? Is there a bonfire to eat, drink, play and bet money all night long?" Do you have Di Niang playing the pipa? Are your brothers singing and dancing?"

Fang Yitu nodded: "There must be, otherwise it would be boring!" There were not many such private banquets in the mortal world. Don't dare to indulge in drunkenness.

Chen Liang's fair and delicate face hesitated for a moment, after hesitating for a moment, he still asked: "Mother, are there any fairies among the people you invited?"

Fang Yitu said: "Yes."

Chen Liang blushed, and said in a low voice: "Then, if someone loses his temper after drinking, wouldn't it be embarrassing for you, mother?" What should I do if someone is drinking crazy to the fairy?

Fang Yitu laughed loudly: "We don't drink imperial wine here, but we get drunk there just to have a good time. Don't worry about those fairies, they all have magic spells, and when they go down to the mortal world to seek pleasure I have done a lot, and there are not many young children who don't understand anything."

Chen Liang was even more surprised, the emperor said: "Your mother is right, she is better at dragging people into water than you."

Fang Yitu rolled his eyes at him, and said: "Call the nearby mountain gods, land city gods and Sanxians, and drink and play with the brothers. There are many people around us, so we are not afraid to join in the fun. Tell Di Niang to be in the house There are also two tables inside, and those who are tender-faced can hide. I am afraid that something will delay my time in the sky, half a day is not enough, so I set the date for next year's Dragon Boat Festival, and one day in the sky will probably be enough to invite them all."

After all, seeing that neither Chen Liang nor the emperor objected, they set up Xiangyun and went straight to the Nantian Gate. Mo Lihong saw her from a distance and shouted, "Where are we going to go! The new house is completed, when will we have a drink?"

Fang Yitu arrived on a cloud, pressed Luoyun's head and cupped his hands, laughing loudly: "I invited someone to drink, but you couldn't come."

Mo Lihong said angrily: "But why? You treat me as the guard of Nantianmen, and you are humble, so you disdain me?"

Fang Yitu waved his hand: "Brother Heavenly King is overthinking. I want to invite four of you to have a drink, but one of you Four Heavenly Kings must stay here."

Da Qing, who was red in magic ritual, had a gloomy face, and hummed twice: "It may not be me."

Fang Yitu grinned: "I've heard that you never won when the Four Heavenly Kings were playing horses, and you owed the three brothers a lot." On the day of the Dragon Boat Festival next year, I will be told to take back this armored Dharma Body before I go, so as not to eat myself poorly.

Fang Yitu entered the Nantian Gate and went straight to Princess Longji's Rui Palace to thank him. On the way, he met the Barefoot Immortal who had met him once, and invited him by the way.

Zhou Shining, a female official of the Rui Palace, sits down with Fang Yitu to divide the guests and hosts, and the jade girl presents fairy tea. Zhou Shining is dressed in a blue Taoist robe, with a bun on his head and cloud shoes on his feet.Civilized Fang Yitu's intentions, she smiled and said: "Although there are distinctions in the fairy world, there are no red tapes. Although Zhong Xiaohou is grateful to the eldest princess, thanking the princess once is enough, but there is no need to say too much. Fortunately, the eldest princess is in Yaochi. It's up to you to explain why you came here, but the eldest princess will blame you for losing your boldness and disturbing her with some trivial things."

Fang Yitu sat upright, his sword-browed eyes full of seriousness, and he said in a deep voice, "Zhigui has fallen into a secular routine, thank you Fairy Zhou for reminding me."

Zhou Shining's face was like a silver plate, his willow eyebrows were beautiful and his eyes were calm and capable: "A loyal and filial prince fears the power of heaven, so he looks forward and backward. This is human nature, and there is nothing wrong with it."

Fang Yitu hesitated for a moment, and said sincerely: "According to the mortal calendar, next year's Dragon Boat Festival is the day for warm house wine in the new house, but it's just that Gui Gui's nature is vulgar, and warm house wine is just like a private banquet on weekdays. Although it doesn't have rare and exotic flavors, marigolds and jade pots, it does have some village charm, I don't know about you, Fairy Zhou."

Zhou Shining showed a slight smile, and interrupted her: "If the princess doesn't have any errands that day, I will go to ask for a glass of water and wine."

Fang Yitu stood up and said goodbye full of joy, Zhou Shining sent her to the gate of Rui Palace, and after returning, she silently looked forward to the vulgar and fun private banquet.Everything in the sky is available, and she has been with the eldest princess for many years, and has seen all kinds of rare things in the sky and the earth, but she has never seen any vulgar ones.

It is because the sky is too noble and elegant, so the male and female fairies all descend to the earth to play, and there are quite a few of them who lose their composure and play with their offspring.

Fang Yitu wandered around among the fairies and invited everyone he knew.First of all, I told the third princess. After the third princess asked what was going on, she was overjoyed at the time and agreed to play.Fang Yitu suggested that she could transform into a man, so as not to be unable to enjoy herself in some things, the third princess watched her off with burning eyes.

After that, I went to invite Hu Ban Jiyou and two, and then went to find dozens of female immortals who were able to talk, hundreds of familiar female immortals, hundreds of Sihua fairies, Sifeng Sixue and other female immortals.These are not notified one by one, but just find one of them and ask her to bring a message to invite others. Although because the fairy world is boring, most of the immortals play together, but there are also a few who go alone to play.There are also fiefs who are famous mountains and rivers in various places, such as the Holy Mother of the Mountain and the God of Water, and they all invite people to bring messages to invite them.

"Is Sister Fang familiar with Bixia Yuanjun?"

"I'm not familiar with it, I haven't seen it at all." Fang Yitu scratched his head: "If you invite me to play with you, wouldn't you be familiar with me?"

In line with the principle of 'knowledge or not, as long as you have a temper, you can invite them to eat, drink and have fun', Fang Yitu expected to settle down in a warm house and have a banquet.Much more than at the Pantao Festival, although the grade is much lower... But the average immortal is thousands of times more than Da Neng, Fang Yitu believes that Di Niang arranged to come here.

Fang Yitu's personality is not easy-going, but he is very generous. He doesn't need to give anything to show it, but it can be shown in his words and deeds. If he is righteous, he is very friendly.

Fang Yitu is knowledgeable, smart and loves to chat. He is not biased, not picky, and not difficult to get along with. He is also loyal to the emperor, patriotic and sympathetic. Although the etiquette is sometimes excessive and inappropriate, there are so many people who despise etiquette in the heavens. .People who meet her can strike up a conversation with each other, and after the conversation, they all feel comfortable talking, and they can be regarded as half friends.

Back then, regardless of the three religions, the ghosts, and the snake gods, she could chat with people in a few words, and she would grab a drink in the blink of an eye. Unless she was a deadly enemy who couldn't coexist or didn't give her face in public, she would make a big deal even if the other party didn't like her. Chatting slowly, too lazy to care about small things.

The female fairies like her domineering manner, her beautiful eyes, and her frank and humorous words.Facing Fang Yitu's majestic, arrogant and tremblingly handsome face, the fairies who are all charming and charming have nothing to dislike. Wife', is really enviable.

Male immortals can't treat Zhong Xiaohou as a fairy, it just so happens that Fang Yitu's behavior in private is a little crazy, his voice and words are also masculine, he is good at military tactics, fighting, drinking, playing chess, boxing and guessing.Except for those who despise fame and those who have enemies with the court, they can talk to her happily—although they are a little jealous of her success, but looking at her face, they are relieved.That's right, even the most unpopular Tota Heavenly King is a middle-aged man with a white face and dark beard, a refined appearance and a noble demeanor, let's look at her again.

Tall and strong - but she was a woman.Sword eyebrows are heroic-sharp and menacing when the eyes are not smiling or squinting-a high nose carved with a knife and an axe-cut lips-sharp thin lips-a slightly thin face.

The thing is like this, boys and girls are generally good-looking, and girls are generally not good-looking.Fortunately, Fang Yitu always dresses up in men's clothing, and only wears a crown on his head except for going to court, and he does not refer to men and women in his words.

The immortals judged her to have a good personality, good conduct, strong swordsmanship, love of learning, a bit of pretentiousness in the court, and acquaintances only to find that she is good at playing and a little bad, and has a family business. Although she is big but weak, she is very busy, and there is a thoughtful and shrewd wife named Zhai Yaner. I really want to persuade her to change her appearance and become a heroic woman, or directly become a man. Awkward……

Always almost call her 'Brother Fang'.

That's all for the female fairy, and it's just coquettish when she calls it out, but the male fairy who happens to be excited to call out the word 'Brother Fang' is very embarrassed.Later they called her 'Fanghou' and 'Zhigui'...

Zhai Niang is in the Xianquan Village, which is thousands of miles in size, although it cannot be seen by others and does not occupy the mortal world. Except for the arrangement by hand, other places are arranged by others.

Zhai Niang knew Fang Yitu's habit of entertaining guests. After Chen Liang brought the words, she quickly arranged enough people to raise pigs, cattle and sheep to grow stronger and stronger, use magic to produce various seasonings, raise bees, grow flowers and fruits, and repair private things. The lawn for banquets is prepared for ten thousand people.She almost asked someone to burn a few kilns of porcelain to use, and then she remembered that she could change it with magic, so she gave up.

Fang Yitu immediately went to look for Lu Yue, but he didn't invite him, he just reported the emperor's affairs. Although Lu Yue wanted to go, he knew that he was still pretending to be in the same boat as Fang Yitu, unless Go find a ballast and fight, otherwise you can't go.I could only sigh enviously.

Fang Yitu was very distressed, and said: "Grandpa, I have wronged you. After the matter is over, I will do it again for Grandpa."

Lu Yue was a little happier now, but still shook his head: "I am the Emperor of Plague, and if I leak a trace of plague when I go to the mortal world, my life will be ruined."

Fang Yitu waved his hand indifferently: "With me by Grandpa's side, even if the plague leaks out, I'll take it back for Grandpa."

Lu Yue was quite moved, swallowed his saliva and shook his head quickly: "I'll talk about it when the time comes, I'll talk about it when the time comes."

Fang Yitu bid farewell to Grandpa, and stood at the door to calculate, the five generals, the three mountains and five mountains, thunder, fire, plague, Taisui, six righteous gods, 28 constellations, four heavenly kings, 12 yuanchen, universal astrology, and the gods of the Milky Way. Definitely going.

Sanqing, Siyu, and Wulao are too high-status to be invited, but Liusi, Qiyuan, and Jiuyao still know each other, so you can ask them.

After visiting one by one, all the immortals felt moved after hearing her self-ashamed "vulgar village fun", and they all agreed to go.

In the end, only those emperors who had nothing to do in the sky remained unvisited.Decided to start from year to year, King Zhou was still the only one doing nothing in Prince Yin's mansion. When he saw Fang Yitu, he didn't wait for her to explain why he came, and immediately excitedly said: "Fang Hou, you are finally here! Where is your master? I am going to visit him! "

Fang Yitu blinked, rubbed his chin in confusion, suddenly smirked, and winked and said, "Is there something you need to do with him?" I think something is wrong between you and Grand Master Wen.

King Zhou said eagerly: "I just want to know how to coax the important officials around me when they are angry."

He suddenly understood the look in Fang Yitu's eyes, and he jumped up and said, "Gu and Empress Jiang are deeply in love, don't think too much! It's just that none of the emperors in the past could calm down their courtiers, so there is no place for Gu to ask for advice. Your lord must be Very experienced!"

"Gu is treating the grand master as his sub-father! I didn't think about dirty things! Put away your rascal eyes!"

The author has something to say: Yesterday, there was no change because of dysmenorrhea.In the next chapter, everyone will sing as compensation, not just Zhai Niang and Fang Yitu!The emperor will be there too.King Zhou will be there too!If you want to see who else, you can call the name, come and see the situation.Guaranteed to be an ancient style that you have never seen. ——It’s not April Fool’s Day!As for whether the next chapter will be tomorrow, it depends on my dysmenorrhea... Fortunately, there are enough words for the list.

The title and text of the book have been changed!Ask for an evaluation!This time it is not as trivial as the previous "(Xianxia) Nine Princesses' Heroic Immortal Life", right?

I asked the editor, if I change the title of the book to "(Xianxia GL) Heroic Immortal Life", will it look less idiot?Or "(Xianxia GL) Killing the Enemy Side by Side" and "(Xianxia GL) Stop Returning to the Land" look a little taller?

The editor said: The first one, the second one is too murderous, and the third one is incomprehensible.