Haomai Xiansheng

Chapter 56 Done

Where did the three thousand soldiers under the name of Zhongxiao Hou come from?Not all of them were gathered and cultivated by the dead brothers.From time to time, Zhai Yan'er has to solemnly accept the newly successful brothers who have successfully cultivated for Fang Yitu, and send away the brothers who have not succeeded in cultivation and have to reincarnate helplessly.

Di Yan'er smiled, looking at the dozen or so beauties in front of him with a dignified mistress demeanor.These are all the beauties in the prime minister's mansion in the past, the beauties of Fang Yitu.They all have extraordinary appearances, and they have some old feelings with Zhigui, although when Zhigui called them back then, they usually invited them to sing, dance and sing to accompany them at banquets to cheer them up, or to play piano and sing songs to cheer them up when they drank privately. Later, they all married other people as wives and concubines, but Director Zhai of the past knew their thoughts very well.

These goblins want to climb the bed wholeheartedly, and they don't want to climb Fang Luo's bed, but Fang Yitu's bed!Although some of them were rescued by Zhi Gui, some of them were snatched by her!How can you do this!

Di Yan'er felt the pressure. Looking at these charming little beauties who harmed the country and the people, Di Niang knew that what they were good at was inviting pets and flirting, and they helped and recommended each other. Men are not very interested in sex, but a drop of water can wear away a stone for a long time. If it succeeds once, there will be no end.

Although "concubines are cheap" and "concubines are good at business", maids and concubines are just maids used to support the appearance, no matter how good at singing and dancing, proficient in scriptures, and beautiful, they are just domestic servants.And she, Zhai Yan'er, is a wife married by three matchmakers and six certificates. Even if the lord is as romantic as he was when he was a teenager, even if she has a lot of concubines, Zhai Yan'er's position as mistress will not be delayed.Because Fang Yitu promised in this way, even if there is a woman who can make her bow down under the pomegranate skirt, Fang Yitu will not go back on her word, let alone make her lose her mind.

But what Zhai Yan'er wanted was not just a status. In other words, what she wanted at the beginning was just a status to be by Fang Yitu's side, but after having a status, she wanted more.

For example, Fang Yitu is as dedicated as Fangluo.For example, love other than respect.

Even though Fang Yitu always said that she likes her arrogant and indulgent appearance in fresh clothes and angry horses like flowers, and let all her friends know that she is Mrs. Fang, she has never been married to herself after all... But she never said that she would not take concubines more I never said that I don't want to have fun, respecting each other as a guest is not the same as the joy of a thrush!

So, this time at the banquet, she must be drunk, and then...then...hehehe.In the mortal world, when I was a teenager, I learned about the relationship between women and women. It has been nearly 30 years in the mortal world, and in these countless years since I went to heaven, I have not succeeded even once.In the past, when I had no name or title, I was just a housekeeper, but now I have a title, but I am worried and restless day and night. How stupid!

Di Yan'er suddenly remembered an old incident. At that time, Fang Yitu was still a young and arrogant girl, and Fang's mother was still alive.There is an oiran who is as gorgeous as peaches and plums and as cold as ice is very sought after, she can be called a thousand gold smiles, because even if someone gives her 1000 taels of gold, she is not willing to smile.

Fang Yitu heard the oiran's famous name, so he couldn't help but grab 100 taels of silver and go to the brothel hall to listen to the oiran's song.Then she left and never visited again.When asked about it, Fang Yitu said: "A veritable beauty, with both beauty and art."

Asked again, she said: "Women who don't know martial arts have nothing to see. Their little arms will break as soon as they are broken, and they won't use internal force to force them out even after taking some medicine. If I like that kind of delicate flowers, I will go to raise pots." What Lan, you can save some food money."

Having said that, Fang Yitu knew that his taste in women was completely different from others, and none of those beautiful maidservants were trained according to her preferences, so they were able to win every battle.

Zhai Yan'er thought about it, the woman the protagonist likes is probably bright and charming, with a cheerful and generous personality, strong martial arts, and outstanding literary talent. She must not need to be coaxed, must not be weak, and must not be small-minded. The stronger the strength, the wider the personality and the more the protagonist likes it. , so that it is possible to take a concubine, it is hard to say whether she will be favored in the future.

In order to be favored, in addition to being strong and good-natured, one must also have the ability to guard one side, handle well no matter what happens to her, and have the ability to make the lord's brothers praise her and give her advice... In general, it is equivalent to a military division.

Alas, the protagonist's character of never accommodating women and demanding high standards is really wonderful!

Taking advantage of his free time, Fang Yitu called three thousand commanders and thirty centurion commanders to a meeting, and the main question at the meeting was how Di Niang was doing.As for the future direction of the brothers... do you need to ask?When no one has reached the level of immortality, what is the future direction?Practice your fucking hard!

Fang Yitu squatted on the stool with a piece of candy in his mouth, and was filled with thoughts by his dead brothers how gentle, virtuous, considerate, generous, independent, self-reliant, brave and kind, and how he understood her, respected her, helped her, and took care of the family business. Women are rare in the sky and absolutely nothing in the earth. You must cherish it. If you don't cherish it, we will.

Fang Yitu let out a big mouthful: "Yeah! Brothers and wives should not be bullied! Lao Xia, be careful that I value sex over friends!"

"Boss Fang, if you don't cherish it, why do you ask us about these things. Niang Di is so good that people have nothing to say, you know it."

Fang Yitu was speechless, and said in his heart that I was going to kill her tonight, but in the end he didn't dare to do it, so he asked for spiritual support... You really support me!

"Boss Zhai has been the housekeeper of the Fang family for so many years, and he is neither married nor in a good relationship. His attitude is so obvious. I thought that Boss Fang didn't understand. Boss, why are you still hesitating?"

"Zi Niang is also a beautiful woman from a famous family. There is no more beautiful woman than her in that province. After following you, I have worked diligently from establishing Qitian Village, regulating and balancing the forces of all parties, to assisting you in controlling the military and government. Great power, from arranging military supplies to selling prisoners of war, what point can Di Niang support without Niang Zhai?"

"That's right, your Boss Bo Yuntian's big banner of righteousness and righteousness was probably created by Niang Di for you. Without Di Niang's meticulous arrangements for everything, with your heroic and righteous character, you would be a complete quack." Hero Jie, that will be the Empress Dowager."

Fang Yitu was extremely satisfied:

Look at a good brother like me, with a clear eye and a bright heart, knowing how important Di Niang is.

Look at my good lady, so beloved by my brethren, I can't live without her.

When Zhai Yan'er arranged the bedroom, according to Fang Yitu's preferences, he arranged a bedroom for her and himself.The bedrooms of the two are arranged according to their preferences, and there is a door in the middle, and the lock of the door still faces Fang Yi's earthen house.

If Fang Yitu unlocked the lock, he would be able to pass through unimpeded, but if it was locked, Di Niang would not be able to get through.

The sky outside the house was bright, Fang Yitu was wearing a bright red half-arm and a pair of rough linen shorts, and lay down in the house for a while.Squatting here with her arms and legs bare at the locked door with the key in it, she was thinking, what kind of expression should I use to make Zhai Yan'er show respect and love at the same time... When drinking flower wine He hugged her in his arms and started directly, pressing it to be very straightforward in minutes, but it was too frivolous to treat the lady like that, and the serious... how to do it seriously?

Although I like Di Niang very much, as long as we often hug each other, there is nothing superfluous.It's not that she was left out on purpose, or that she has any entanglements, it's just that he doesn't have sex, so he doesn't need to go to her to solve it.Fang Yitu covered his face silently and thought, this kind of thing is like a man's fault, right?

Unexpectedly, there will be a day when someone on our side is famous for his life and has won every battle.

Could this be a side effect of being pure-hearted and ascetic after becoming an immortal?No, if there is such a side effect, what will the Seventh Princess do?

Di Yan'er was too busy, and when she was persuaded to come back to rest, she suddenly saw the pipa hanging on the wall, and remembered that she might have to play and sing a song during the banquet.Sighing, since it was Fang Yitu's order, she could only obey.Holding the pipa in his arms, he fiddled casually, picked up his fingering again, and plucked a few tunes.

Suddenly remembered a little song I heard many years ago, and sang softly in response to the sound of the pipa: "These tokens are sent to my brother as a memorial, the buttons are firmly in your heart, and the jade hairpin is like a slave's companion day and night, Don’t go around with the ring, don’t gossip with the purse, and wear these shoes, you don’t have to go around the street.”

Fang Yitu couldn't help being happy, knocked on the door, and said softly in a hoarse voice: "My good sister, brother is here." While talking, he took off the door lock.

There was a rapid sound of the pipa in the room, it seemed that Di Yan'er had strummed the wrong string in surprise, she screamed: "Zhi Gui, you are in the room!"

Fang Yitu pushed open the door with a smile, her brows were slightly cramped, and there was a touch of tenderness.Because of the light and short clothes on the dark and strong skin, it fully showed the tall and strong body.Fang Yitu stood at the door, looking at Di Yan'er quietly, the light shone on her, she looked very mighty, and said softly, "I'm here."

Di Yan'er's eyes widened slightly, shyness appeared on her shrewd and capable face, she put down her pipa and greeted her: "Why are you here?"

Fang Yitu gently took her hand, his hoarse voice was very serious, as serious as the solemn preparations before the war."I'm going to make you my woman," she said.

When she said this, she couldn't help being a little nervous. There was no smile on her face, and her voice seemed to be giving orders. She didn't know how nervous she was right now.Fang Yitu stared closely at Zhai Yan'er's face, saw her picturesque face showing a gentle smile, leaned gently in his arms, and kissed himself.

Zhai Yan'er's appearance is very beautiful, as long as she is not compared with Princess Jingyun, the most beautiful woman in the world, and later Daoist Jingyun, she can be considered beautiful.Zhai Yan'er not only has a pair of slender eyebrows, but also a pair of bright and agile eyes, a small and perfect nose and a plump mouth.

She embraced Fang Yitu with both hands, and she had already noticed her nervousness, but she also understood that what she had been waiting for for a long time would happen next.He said softly: "If Fang Luo was forced..."

Although he was forced to confess recently, he refused to say anything, but his words revealed a sense of necessity.

Fang Yitu interrupted her: "There is no if in the world, if there is, if I can go back to the day before the battle in Xiaochongshan and rescue Brother Eight Thousand, if I can go to the moment before the attack on Cuiwei Pavilion so that you don't have to be seriously injured , if I can go back to the day before Ningwu raided Shenchi and went straight to Hequ to avoid the bloody battle in Hulugu... If I can go back to the day before Fangjiazhai was destroyed..."

Fang Yitu's voice was a little hoarse, his eyes were slightly red, his face was still firm, and his hoarse voice slowly said: "I have a lot of regrets and a lot of pain. Fang Luo is not the only one. He is just my husband, not mine. My God, my parents and my brothers are facing each other, there are many things and many regrets that cannot be redeemed."

Well, Daotai is right, Di Niang does have a knot in her heart.Then tell Fang what she thinks, so that she can feel at ease.

Fang Yitu's big hand was a little rough and hot, he held Fang Yitu's hand hard, his eyes were full of seriousness and sincerity: "Of all the people I can have, you are the best one and the most precious one. If I hadn't kidnapped you that year, I would have died long ago, and you would have been much safer."

Fang Yitu paused, and her tone became more and more serious. She had never been so serious in court: "I can assure you that the only person who can sleep beside me is my wife, Zhai Yan'er, who can sleep with me. The only one who is happy with you is Zhai Yan'er. If you have difficulties, I will help you fight. I will share everything I have with you. Now I am Mrs. Zhongxiao Hou. I can't guarantee the title in the future, but Mrs. Fang Yitu will always be you."

So, don't worry, don't get lost, because a certain will not break his promise.I like how you look proud in front of me after plotting against others, but I don't like to see you being cautious in front of me.

Di Yan'er embraced her with joy, and said softly, "My lord... rest in peace."

When the clothes were thrown all over the floor, Fang Yitu suddenly felt that he hadn't reached the point of despair.

There is no need to elaborate on what happened afterwards, there are poems to praise: in the shadow of the light, in the tent of a crocodile, a jade arm is busy shaking, and a golden lotus is held high.A warbler murmured, and a swallow murmured.It's like Junrui meeting Yingniang, like Song Yu stealing the goddess.The vows of the mountain alliance are vaguely heard in the ears; the butterflies love the bees, and if they fail, let it go.It's exactly: being turned into a red wave, the consonance reveals the crisp chest; the curtain is held with a silver hook, and the eyebrows are black and the jade face is hanging down.

After that, they still live in two houses.But if it wasn't Fang Yitu who groped over to find her, or Di Yan'er played the pipa through the door: "The dream I had was funny too. In the dream, I dreamed that you were playing with someone else, and when I woke up, I was still there." I hold you in my arms, because I can't let go of them in my heart, stay with you, hug me tightly and fall asleep, just don't want it, when I wake up, it's by my side, and it's gone again in my dreams."

Zhai Yan'er sang a minor tune, Fang Yitu's muscles and bones were weak, and she played a pipa so that her hands were troubled.Quickly brushed off the clothes twice, walked over with a smile: "I'm in a dream, why not, I'm afraid I won't be by my side when I wake up."

After a few days like this, Fang Yitu actually raised Zhai Yan'er's realm of Taoism a lot, to the same level as his own.Seeing Zhai Yan'er's moistened young woman's appearance, Fang Yitu gnawed on a leg of lamb and drank grape wine, thinking that this was really a surprise.

The emperor jumped on his feet and said: "How can you renege on your debt! Sister! Mingming Di Niang is much more lively and beautiful now, how can you stare and talk nonsense."

Fang Yitu picked out his ears, and blew on his nails: "Mr. Fang is just cheating on nothing. Doesn't he do less things like staring and talking nonsense? What's the point of cheating on you? Don't make a fuss! Tell me about it again!" My younger brother. Good brother and sister, you are no longer the king of a country, and I am not your subject, why should you and my family speak differently."

After all, she swaggered to find Di Niang.

Ah, Di Niang is really conscientious in handling a lot of miscellaneous things, is that how Prime Minister Zhuge is?

The author has something to say: My god, since I wrote it yesterday, I have been brushing until now, and I have only entered the author's backstage...

This is too pumping!Fortunately, the comments can be seen.

Recently, the computer has a huge memory card. I always thought it was because the computer was not good enough to flash it out. It turned out that 123 Romance has been drawn for a long time...

I estimate that after this update, the collection can pass 350, and I am ready for the second update, but I don’t know if there will be a chance to post it in the background.In order to avoid not exceeding 350, my setting in the draft box is tomorrow.

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