give me dried fish

Chapter 15 Smart Meow

Later, Ji Liang took Song Zhiyu to buy a mobile phone. Song Zhiyu, who was lively in the car, froze again when he arrived at the specialty store, hugging Ji Liang's arm tightly.

Ji Liang was used to it, and picked out a black phone for Song Zhiyu, but Song Zhiyu suddenly shook Ji Liang's arm.

Ji Liang tilted his head slightly, Song Zhiyu paid attention to the clerk's eyes, and whispered, "I want the white one next to it." After speaking, he immediately lowered his head, as if what he just said was not what he said.

Ji Liang: "..."

Social fear cubs still have requirements.

So Ji Liang changed it to white again, and bought a computer for Zai Zai.Song Zhiyu's eyes were bright, and although he didn't say a word, he shook Ji Liang from time to time to express his excitement.

After going out, Ji Liang rubbed Song Zhiyu's head, "Zai Zai, can you be more cowardly?"

Song Zhiyu remained silent and rubbed Ji Liang's arm.

Because of Song Zhiyu's behavior without boundaries, Ji Liang came to the bookstore to choose books for Song Zhiyu.The bookstore is huge, so there is no one around where Ji Liang is.Song Zhiyu dared to speak, leaned in front of Ji Liang and whispered, "Why do you still read this kind of book? Isn't this something you have known since elementary school?"

What Ji Liang had in his hand was "Things Adolescent Children Should Know".

Ji Liang closed the book and looked at Song Zhiyu, "So you know all this?"

Song Zhiyu didn't understand, and he didn't hesitate to complain, "Idiots don't know?"

Ji Liang: "..."

"So, do you know the difference between men and women?"

Song Zhiyu nodded, and gave an example, "When the little female cat comes to my house, I keep a distance from her."

"Do you know the difference between men and women?"

Song Zhiyu struggled for a moment, then nodded, "Some are gay cats, and we really need to keep a distance. But there are not many male cats around me, and I don't know if they are."

Ji Liang was surprised, "Zai Zai, why do you know everything?"

Song Zhiyu snorted proudly, he is a cat with a high school diploma, of course he knows everything!

Ji Liang asked in another way: "Then do you know that you, in human form, need to keep a distance from girls or boys?"

Song Zhiyu nodded, and after nodding, he went to hug Ji Liang's arm tightly, and said mushyly, "Except you!"

Ji Liang: "..."

So it's not that he doesn't have this knowledge, but he just relies on him?So, does he think of him as his old father?

Ji Liang thought that Zaizai had never called him since they met each other, so does Zaizai know who he is?

After returning to the car, Ji Liang pretended to be casual and asked Song Zhiyu, "Zai Zai, I have never heard how you call me."

Song Zhiyu held the phone in his hand and felt guilty.

He called it a stinky man, but he knew that a stinky man was a bad nickname.

Song Zhiyu thought for a while, and suddenly had an idea, "Mr. Ji!" He heard it that day! !

Ji Liang: "..."

Ji Liang was speechless, "You call me Mr. Ji? Is that how you call me in your world?"

of course not!It's a smelly man.

But Song Zhiyu remained silent, looking down at his new phone.His new mobile phone downloaded a [multi-letter], and he added a friend of a smelly man.

That way he won't have to worry about being out of work.What you need for a job [Duoxin] He also has it!

Ji Liang was helpless, he really didn't expect his son to call him Mr. Ji.Ji Liang didn't doubt it either, probably because Bug Zaizai heard others call him that in that world.

Ji Liang said: "My name is Ji Liang. Ji of discipline, beam is the beam of a bridge. Babe, do you know these words?"

Song Zhiyu snorted, feeling strange, "You know I'm a fool, I have a high school diploma!"

Ji Liang let out a muffled laugh, "You are amazing. So you can just call me brother, don't call me Mr. Ji or Mr. Ji."

Ji Liang?

Song Zhiyu's ears twitched, but he didn't call him brother!

Just call the smelly man! !

Song Zhiyu quietly rebelled in his heart, but Ji Liang, who was driving, didn't know it at all.Only when he was studying the mobile phone.

After returning home, Song Zhiyu was no longer curious about his mobile phone.Song Zhiyu started trying on his new clothes, and after trying on one, he showed it to Ji Liang, "It looks good."

A nice sentence.Vanity Cub got flustered, and worked harder to change his clothes, tried on the clothes Ji Liang bought for him, and finally refused to change in a suit.

Ji Liang still felt quite awkward.

Zai Zai is indeed quite expensive in a suit, but he is just not used to it.

Ji Liang reminded: "Zai Zai, you don't need to wear a suit at home. You can wear it when you go to work tomorrow."

Song Zhiyu sat straight at the table, in front of a new computer with a black screen, Song Zhiyu said inscrutablely: "I'm familiarizing myself with the work situation in advance."

Ji Liang was helpless: "You don't need to hold meetings in front of the computer at work."

Song Zhiyu took it for granted: "Of course I know! I'm in charge of serving tea and water, but what if one day you get sick and need me to hold a meeting for you? I have to familiarize myself with the process in advance, so I don't need to be nervous!"

Ji Liang felt that Zai Zai had really considered a lot.

Sitting next to him, Ji Liang turned on the computer for Song Zhiyu.Then search the content of elementary school textbooks to detect the learning level of Zai Zai.

Song Zhiyu didn't cooperate with the answer at first, but Ji Liang said foolishly: "The company's recruitment process. You have to go through it once."

Song Zhiyu didn't know anything, so he was naturally fooled, and began to answer seriously.

Ji Liang asked Song Zhiyu about difficult knowledge points in each grade.Mathematics in elementary school is good until the sixth grade, but the new knowledge points in the first grade of junior high school are very at a loss.

English is not at all.

In Chinese, you can know all the characters you should know, but you can't do things like reading.So, still elementary school level.

After testing Song Zhiyu's learning level, Ji Liang can make a study plan for Zai Zai.

Zai Zai is afraid of strangers, so Ji Liang cooks some food at home and asks Zai Zai to eat with him.After all, it is in human form, so you can't eat canned cat food all the time, and you will have to be laughed at when you really integrate into society in the future.

Ji Liang served Song Zhiyu a bowl of rice, and Song Zhiyu listened curiously to Ji Liang's introduction of the dishes.

There is chicken, shredded potatoes and fish.

Song Zhiyu is not picky, and is willing to try new flavors, as long as it tastes good.

Song Zhiyu held the chopsticks with difficulty, put the chicken in his mouth, squeezed it lightly, his eyes lit up, his cheeks moved, and after chewing, he said excitedly: "It's delicious! This is better than chicken breast." .”

Ji Liang rolled his eyes, and picked a piece of chicken for Song Zhiyu, "Eat more if you like it, and eat it with rice."

Song Zhiyu nodded, picked up the bowl in a dignified manner, and ate like Ji Liang.

Because the fish has fish bones, Ji Liang took a piece of meat from the belly of the fish and gave it to Song Zhiyu, "Pick out the bones when eating fish, otherwise your throat will get stuck."

Song Zhiyu ate the fish tentatively, his eyes widened, this one was delicious too!So tender!

Song Zhiyu also picked up a piece of fish himself, Ji Liang said: "There are thorns, you have to pick them out."

Song Zhiyu picked out the thorn obediently, and Ji Liang checked it before letting Song Zhiyu eat it.Song Zhiyu took another big mouthful of rice, very satisfied.

"It's so delicious! It's nice to be human!!"

Ji Liang smiled, "There are too many delicious things."

Song Zhiyu served another bowl of rice, and it was the first time that Ji Liang finished cooking in one meal.He really has a big appetite.

Song Zhiyu didn't forget about Xiao Hei and the others.In the evening, Song Zhiyu asked Ji Liang to take him to find Xiao Hei.

Song Zhiyu put the food in the cat's litter, and the little black cat kept walking around Song Zhiyu's feet after smelling the familiar smell, even meowing several times.

[Boss, he tastes exactly like Fat Fish! 】

[Where is the fat fish!Now he is enjoying happiness with you again? 】

Song Zhiyu also planned to respond with a meow, but after thinking about it, he decided to forget it.

Because according to his understanding, the cats and cats here cannot change their human form.So it's better not to let the little black cat know that he can transform into a human form, otherwise, if he knows, the little black cat has many friends, and then everyone will say that many cats will definitely come to him and ask for canned cat food!

Song Zhiyu is scared even thinking about it. Although he is in love with human food now, canned cat food is also his favorite.He has a limited amount of canned cat food, and he has to share it with so many cats.

no! ! !

Therefore, Song Zhiyu did not admit it.After delivering food to the little black cat and the others, they followed the stinky man back home.

Work the next day! !

Song Zhiyu couldn't sleep at night, and Ji Liang was obviously next to him, and he used his mobile phone to send Ji Liang a message slowly.

[Hi, I'm your new employee, remember to give me more work. 】

Ji Liang didn't want to talk to Song Zhiyu at all.But Song Zhiyu is also very happy to send messages by himself, and Ji Liang's cell phone rings from time to time.In the end, Ji Liang couldn't take it anymore and confiscated Song Zhiyu's cell phone.

"Sleep, if you make a fuss again, you will be fired tomorrow."

Song Zhiyu felt aggrieved and fell asleep holding Ji Liang's arm.He hasn't worked yet, and the smelly man wants to fire him.

so bad!

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The ignorant Zai Zai has not been beaten by the society, he will know how hard it is to work hhh