I'm nervous

Chapter 1

I was fried, it was terrible.

When I opened my eyes, I found that I was naked, lying on the dragon bed with sprawled sprawl, dripping with sweat, and my hair was disheveled. This is definitely the rhythm of being fried.

I racked my brains and tried my best to recall the night of Spring Festival, and finally, I came to a major conclusion, which is——

I don't remember!I don't remember whether Jianfu is tall, rich and handsome, or short and poor QAQ.

I express that I am very worried, no one will pay for the loss of my chrysanthemum, and the SM and the little leather whip I have been thinking about have not appeared on the stage, so I just lost my integrity and took off my clothes in such a muddle.So I decided, I want to find Jianfu, throw him on the bed, and force him to use the Eighteen Forms of Longyang, come, let, I, cool!

Therefore, the first step in finding out the husband is to inquire about the relationship.

After I put on my clothes, I called in the little eunuch, hey, this person is wrong, this person was not the one who served me last night.

I moved my dragon's butt, which was sitting uncomfortable, and asked, "Where did the little eunuch who served last night go?"

The little eunuch was very quick-witted, lowered his head, and replied respectfully: "Return to the emperor, Xiao Dezi is not feeling well today, so he has already asked for leave."

"Ask for leave?!" I raised my voice and yelled, this little son is asking for leave, where can I find Jianfu?I'm in a bad mood, I should get angry, but I took a look at the little eunuch's flat head, and swallowed my anger back.This head is too flat, if I accidentally rounded this head, wouldn't it be even more "less flat"?

I forced myself to hold back my anger, took a sip of the tea that the little eunuch cleverly handed over, and found that it tasted good, so I asked, "Where did this tea come from?"

The little eunuch was very honest, bowed his head and replied: "Go back to the emperor, it was sent by the regent."

Regent!It's like a bright light is lit in my heart, who is this guy, I know best.

I heard that this guy is a prince with a foreign surname. Many years ago, he accompanied the late emperor—that is, my eldest brother to conquer the country and was bestowed with the honor of a prince.Later, after my eldest brother burped, this guy became the regent.And it is against this background that I put on this little emperor.

After careful consideration, I feel that the Prince Regent is probably the one who fired me for the purpose of insulting me and forcing me to abdicate.

Just kidding, I am a new human being in the 21st century, how could I give in after being fried by you——

At least, it has to be fried several times.

I decided to start with the Prince Regent Duanmuyu first!

However, I hesitated again.Just because I asked a lot: "Who went back to the bedroom with me last night."

The little eunuch replied honestly: "Go back to the emperor, it is the prime minister."

I also feel that the possibility of the prime minister is extremely high.

I asked the little eunuch again: "What did I do before I went back to my bedroom last night?"

The little eunuch lowered his head again, and replied respectfully: "The emperor and General Dai are having a drink together in the imperial garden."

Alcohol can mess with sex!

I suddenly realized that as soon as I patted the armrest of the chair, I was going to arrest the general and put him to bed.However, I suddenly discovered that the general had an alibi when I returned to my bedroom, so how could I cause trouble? !

No, no, according to the records of various goofy novels in the 21st century, in this era when the imperial power is not guaranteed, the prime minister can cover the sky with one hand, the regent holds the power, and the general holds the military power.

I'm all bad.

I reluctantly sat down calmly and asked, "Why did the prime minister send me back to the bedroom, and what did he do after sending me off?"

The little eunuch was very obedient, and replied: "Back to the emperor, the prime minister met the emperor drunk on the road, so he personally sent you back to the bedroom. After that, the prime minister left without doing anything."

I'm not open, and the prime minister has an alibi, so the last one may be the regent who has an alibi.

ah!I understand that the regent's martial arts is so strong, he must have taken the opportunity to get someone to give me this drugged tea to confuse me, and then sneakily rolled with me!I must applaud my intelligence.

However, my mind is still too open.

When I asked with a straight face if I drank the tea last night, the little eunuch told me cruelly that the tea was sent by the regent this morning.

Knowing the truth, I burst into tears instantly.

Why do I have to ask this extra question, wouldn't it be enough to just arrest people?

I slapped the armrest hard, and I decided to catch one first, and if it doesn't work after the test, I'll catch the other!It was such a happy decision.

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A peach blossom face and a pair of peach blossom eyes, you say why the face and eyes are so flat, I don't even have the heart to rub them round and flat.

I have been staring at the regent for about ten minutes since I recruited the regent into the palace. I think this face is so damn good-looking. If it were placed in the 21st century, it would be a tall, rich and handsome man, loved by everyone, and seen in the coffin. Open the cover!

It's a pity that although I am a man who was fired, I am also a normal man!

Facing this man who is very likely to have tortured me, I have to toughen up.With a clang, I threw the teacup onto the table and asked sharply, "Prince Regent, do you know your mistake?"

Hey, this guy doesn't even salute, he still laughs, seeing you still laughing, I'll eat you if you laugh any more!

"Going back to the emperor, I don't know what the crime is," Duanmuyu was still laughing, his fart sitting on the stool.I didn't even move my ass to kneel and salute, but it was my fart.The buttocks were so painful that they moved back and forth.

It's unreasonable, when I was angry, he didn't even kneel down to salute.

I stood up suddenly, pointed at his nose and said angrily: "Where did you go last night, tell me honestly!"

"Back to the emperor," the guy finally moved, he stood up, looked into Zhen's eyes, and the peach blossom eyes narrowed again, "I have been in the mansion last night, and did not go out."

Believe you have ghosts!I am dissatisfied: "Show me your alibi."

This guy laughed even more happily, and he gently took out a piece of paper from his arms, with an expression as if he knew that I was going to deal with him a long time ago: "Return to the emperor, this is what I wrote last night. Your majesty may wish to take a look."

Just kidding, a piece of paper is an alibi, it's just blind...

I was stupid, what did I see, I saw the content on that piece of paper, in black and white, there were more than a dozen scrawled characters written clearly: the sun is shining in the sky, the flowers are smiling at me, the little bird said early morning , why do you carry a pack of explosives on your back.I went to bomb the school, and I was never late every day. As soon as I pulled the string, I ran away, and the school disappeared with a bang.

Why is this piece of paper so familiar... It seems that I saw the big sun in the garden yesterday, and I was so excited about singing, so I rolled it out.Didn’t I have someone destroy this paper, why is this ghost thing still there⊙A⊙!

I burst into tears, this unexpectedly means that now the entire palace is ruled by the Prince Regent QAQ.

"My God, this is exactly the same as my handwriting. Who wrote it?"

I was not surprised to see the contempt in Duanmuyu's eyes, but what the heck, at a time like this, I would never admit that I wrote this ridiculous thing.

"This is a letter that I discovered by accident, so I spent a whole night thinking about it in order to find out the meaning contained in it. If the emperor still doesn't believe me, then I have nothing to do, so please ask the emperor to send this letter." Return to the minister, and the guilty minister will return to the mansion to contemplate his mistakes behind closed doors."

He's threatening me with this piece of paper, and I'm so angry!

When encountering this kind of threat from someone, I have to get tougher, I decided——

"Forgive your innocence!"

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The next prime minister is the same as the general, and I decided to take it all together.

Then I recruited the two of them into the palace together, and after watching them bow with satisfaction, I tried my best to put down Erlang's raised legs, and let out a calm voice from the sore throat: "What did you do last night?" gone."

The prime minister raised his head first, hey, he looks so handsome, with tough lines, sword eyebrows and star eyes, he is very tall.

The prime minister answered very politely, simply saying: "The minister sent the emperor back to his bedroom."

That's right!

"What I asked was where you went after you sent me back to the bedroom."

"The minister has returned to the mansion."

"What about the alibi?"

"No."

Emma, ​​he's so good, I won't be cruel to kill him.As soon as I had an idea, I turned to the general and scolded: "What about you, where did you go after drinking with me last night? Why didn't you send me back to the palace yourself?" Shengzi, whoever said that martial arts practitioners are vulgar men, I will definitely sell our beautiful general first!

It's a pity that this guy has facial paralysis, otherwise I would have fucked him first!

Hey, what seems wrong?

"Report to the emperor," the general said solemnly, "Your majesty, you personally said that you would not let the minister see you off."

...Is there such a thing?

"Why do I say that?"

The general seemed to raise his eyebrows, and said calmly: "The little eunuch who was on duty last night testified."

Strange and strange, why did I suddenly refuse to let the general see me off? This is unscientific.

Hmph, when I slapped the table with my big palm, it hurt so much that my palms were numb, but I still had to pretend nothing happened, and said with a straight face, "Why don't I let you give me a good one!"

"Your Majesty, I dare not speak."

Hey, I can’t find an excuse so I dare not say it, I’m angry, I’ll shoot again... I won’t shoot again, I love this hand, I touched the table lightly, and said in a deep voice: "You give me a hand!" explain!"

"Your Majesty, I dare not speak."

"Say!"

"Your Majesty, if I say so, please forgive me for not being guilty."

Well, it is actually related to whether you are guilty or not, and I am even more surprised: "Say, I forgive you for your innocence!"

"Your Majesty, I wanted to see you off last night, but you pushed me away, saying that you were drunk, your blood was boiling, and you wanted to go back to the palace alone to slander yourself, so as not to be embarrassed by the minister."

"..."

Where is my face!

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In order to protect the dignity of the emperor, I released the prime minister and the general, but I was distressed again.

These three guys are all smart people, as thick-skinned as Tuo Xiang, how can I extract confession from them and fry my criminal evidence, how can I force them to use the tall and powerful Longyang Eighteen Styles to serve me.

This is a very deep question.

I asked someone to serve another cup of fragrant tea sent by Prince Regent Duanmuyu. After taking a few sips, I immediately felt clear in my mind and comfortable in my body. Don't ask if the effect is good, you will know it as soon as you drink it.

I was thinking about it while drinking tea, and suddenly my mind was wide open, and I suddenly realized that I found an excellent way to lure the husband, and the performance was——

Do you think I will tell you, you are so naive.