I'm nervous

Chapter 12

Boom.I was knocked on the forehead again, looking up, it turned out to be the disheveled Duanmu with a black belly.

At this moment, he turned out to be haggard and pale, oh, he was fried to such an extent by me!

"What's in your head?" Duanmu Hei pulled Zhen out of the bed, glanced at the blood on the bed, and immediately called for someone to change the sheets.

I leaned close to his chest and sniffed it, only to find that the smell of blood on Duanmu's body was so strong.

I just want to ask at this moment: "Duanmu has a black belly, how is your little chrysanthemum?"

Duanmu Fuhei threw a knife at me, leaned softly on my shoulder, and said weakly: "Do you know why there is blood on the bed?"

Why do I feel like gnashing my teeth when I hear this.

"Last night, I was injured, but I didn't tell you because you were worried."

Hmm, your little chrysanthemum is hurt.

"After the injury is dealt with, come back and go to bed and sleep."

Hmm, and then I was fried.

"You move around, and you are not stable."

Mmm, I exercise very hard.

"Still yelling no, don't."

Hmm, don't pinch me so tightly.

"Then it hit my wound and it was bleeding."

...Oh go, I can kick your little chrysanthemum until it bleeds, is it because my feet are too small, or your chrysanthemum is too big!

Boom, my forehead hurts again.

"Couldn't you be more serious, I was injured last night when I was catching a spy." Duanmu Fuhei supported his belly, sat slowly on the bed with newly changed sheets, and stared at me resentfully, "Sleep You are all restless, I really don’t know that you were a monkey in your previous life.”

According to the law that I am a time traveler, I was a human being in my previous life, but because of the evolution of human beings and the evolution of orangutans, I believe that my previous life was not a monkey, but a relative of monkeys, orangutans.

With one hammer, I'm too smart.

Duanmu smiled darkly, but as a result, his smile froze as if he had pulled a wound.He took out a bottle of medicine from the hidden compartment by the window and threw it to me: "Help me apply the medicine, this injury is for you."

I muttered and curled my lips: "Obviously you rushed up by yourself."

"You also said that it was not to protect you."

Ow!Hidden weapon.

I tore off the clothes on my face, and just about to throw them back, I saw the bandage near Duanmu's black belly oozing blood, and I froze.

I didn't expect the injury to be so serious, and I injured the possible husband before I found it!My tears flowed down, holding Duanmu belly black and crying loudly: "Wow, I didn't enjoy the process last night, why are you so swollen that I fry you in a daze!"

Duanmu's body became stiff, he picked me up, slapped me on the head with one paw, and ordered coldly: "Apply the medicine."

Applying medicine, applying medicine, I am a big man, the last thing I would do is such a careful thing.Once applied, hiss, I heard Duanmu Weihei let out a gasp, and then wiped it on, hoo, I heard Duanmu Weihei spit out again violently.

After smearing and smearing, I feel that this product is almost becoming a plant, and the photosynthesis and respiration are so fraudulent.

After I painted the wound into a lump, I helped him bandage it up.I could happily pat him on the shoulder, and glanced at his buttocks with a deep look: "Next time, pay attention to the medicine first, and then apply it."

Duanmu's dark belly directly covered my clothes.

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I feel that I am becoming more and more stupid, oh no, I am becoming more and more perverted. In the next few days, Duanmu's black belly forced me to stay with him in the mansion on the grounds that he was seriously injured, and asked for my help day and night. He takes medicine.Oh go, I don't know this guy, stripped off... Show me your upper body, are you seducing me?

I touched his chest for a few days, and found that this guy still has a lot of muscles. It should be hard, but it should be soft. Take a bite, and the taste is not bad.

Every time I help him to apply medicine, he is shamefully hardened. This is not good. As a 16-year-old boy who is just beginning to be talented, his sex is so high, what should he do in the future.

The result of such lust is that I will have sex dreams every night, so that every morning, I will be pulled up by Duanmu who sleeps with me to clean up the dragon essence. He also said that I will say every night Talk in your sleep, say something "no...don't".

How can I keep my face, to talk in my sleep so ripplingly.

For this reason, Duanmu will always stare at me resentfully, and then sneak away to put out the fire.

During this period of time, I have eaten with him, slept with him in bed, and slept with him in a good Xinghu.There is a faint fragrance on his body, holding my hand is so... hot!It’s summer, hold me, it’s so hot, it’s not romantic at all╭(╯＾╰)╮Every day I wake up, I can see my aunt’s blood on the bed. At first, I thought it was me I fried Duanmu Buhei again, but every time my sweet dreams would be shattered by Duanmu Buhei's bloody bandage, I didn't think much about it afterwards.

That red rice store was bought by Duanmu Fuhei in private, and now the red rice business is monopolized by the government of Duanmu Fuhei, and a lot of money has been made in private, of course, all of this money is mine - into the national treasury of.Every day I would jump to his side and watch him do the calculations and read the account book, I would have star eyes and think he is so powerful——

To be able to understand those densely packed account books...

One day I was unhappy, I clearly wrote down the money in front of my face when I saw it, but I couldn’t understand it, so I pulled his account book over and said, "I won’t show it to you, I don’t understand it .”

Duanmu was very helpless, and frowned: "If you don't understand it, you don't understand it. What's the matter with closing the account book?"

"If you have money, I can't even see it. This is called a black box operation, and the mechanism is opaque! I oppose it, and I want reform."

Duanmu, who is black-bellied, naturally couldn't understand my modern language, looked at me for a long time, and asked, "What do you want?"

"I want to change, greatly." Putting down the account book with a slap, I slipped to the door and window, closed them, and swished into Duanmu's dark and safe arms. If someone assassinated me like a peeping secret, I would Duanmu belly black can be pushed out immediately.

Grinding the ink, loading the paper, swiping the brush, swiping, swishing, and I wrote out a very large form.

"What is this? Is there any difference?" Duanmu Fuhei pointed to my form and compared it with the account book, with a dazed expression on his face.

I patted my chest and held my head high: "Yes, my form is relatively large."

I was smeared all over my face by him.

"What's the use? It's impossible to use a large piece of paper to record the account books."

I feel: "It's so tiring to read words on big paper, it's refreshing, and the calculation is fast!"

Duanmu Fuhei stroked his chin for a moment, nodded in agreement, and said, "It is true that if you are not so tired from reading, you will be able to calculate faster, but so what. The account book will not become smaller... Wait, what do you mean? , make the characters smaller?"

"Duanmu has a dark belly, from where did you hear that I told you to make the characters smaller, and I told you to use a big form!" Hey!

Duanmu's black belly seemed to be unable to hear what I said, and he lowered his head to study how to make the characters smaller.I felt that this man was hopeless, so I decided to give up treating him. I picked up a pen and turned it around for a long time. I had nothing to do, and whistled a few times, so I decided to write the national anthem of our Greater China in simplified notation and review it again. .

Well, what are these symbols, Duanmu Fuhei pointed to the "1, 2, 3..." I wrote and asked.

I am a good teacher, and I explained to him the meaning of [-], [-], [-], and [-] in a very serious way to expand my knowledge.

His eyes seemed to light up, and he was holding my hands, as excited as if he wanted to say comrades, I finally found you.

I am indeed a comrade, but not that comrade, hey, which comrade is the comrade.I think the word comrade has been played badly.

Later, Duanmu's black belly became enlightened, and he changed those complicated ones, twos, threes, fours on the account book to 1234, hehe, is this guy really smart? I understand, account books that even my wife can't understand.

Hmph, hum, I understand and am proud, if he makes any extra money without telling me in the future, I will secretly tell his wife immediately!

...However, he must have a wife first.

"Wife?" Duanmu Wuhei blew on the ink on the simplified form he had just written, and asked me with raised brows, "What does this mean?"

He Yi, after thinking about it, I came up with a word that fits his identity, the meaning of princess.

despair!

Duanmu's black-bellied pen fell off, and the ink was stained on the paper, as if he didn't even notice it.

"Princess." Duanmu's black and dirty hands grabbed Zhen's long hair.

"Your hands are covered in ink, don't touch my hair!" My hair exploded.

"You want me to find a concubine, huh?" Oh, this ecstasy, huh, broke my defenses, and my heart fluttered.

So handsome.

Duanmu's black-bellied eyes narrowed, and he pulled hard, oh, my hair.

"You like me looking for the princess."

"Are you looking for the princess, do you have anything to do with me?" Could it be, could it be that I suddenly realized that this guy wanted me to give him a marriage.

Boom, my head rang again.

"I've been thinking about something all day long. I don't want to marry a wife. If I want to marry, I just want to marry..." He suddenly looked at me, his eyes were dark, reflecting my appearance, he wanted to be a god Ma, pull me into his arms to be a god horse, do you want to confess to me → undress → go to bed!

"Marry your head!"

Slap, my head was slapped away by him.

"If I can't be happy with each other in this life, I won't marry."

I rubbed my head, and gave him a hard look: "Where are your little lovers, don't you marry them?"

Duanmu's belly seemed to be suffering from a headache, he put his hands on his forehead, and sighed after a long while: "I told you, you have seen my little lover in the mansion before."

"Have……"

I'm not done yet.

"Don't say that all the people in the mansion are my little lovers. I don't have any little lovers. All the little lovers you know are spread by people I sent to spread rumors. The so-called lovers in the brothel are all just people arranged by me."

I punched my fist, and suddenly realized: "So that's how it is, you're trying to show everyone that you're a good-natured stud man, so that everyone will think you're attractive and admire you, but in fact, you're trying to cover up your innocent little virginity." essence."

Duanmu Weihei looked at me for a long time, and finally pinched my face with both hands, rubbed it round and flattened: "I really want to open your head and throw out the mess inside."

Horrified, I opened his hand, took a few steps back, and put my hands on my chest: "Are you going to use me for brain experiments?"

Duanmu bowed his head, didn't speak, and continued to study with my form.

I poked him a few times, but ignored me, and I was bored again. I glanced at his form and found that he was really smart, and he was very proficient in using it immediately.

"Your method is really good, so you don't have to worry about outsiders peeping into my account books, they will definitely not understand." Duanmu Weihei said while making calculations.

abacus?I glanced at the past. I learned some abacus when I was in elementary school, but now I basically use addition calculations and calculators. This ancient Chinese calculation tool has gradually withdrawn from the modern stage.

I feel a little sad. There are so many ancient cultural relics in ancient China. After thousands of years, they will be eliminated by modernization. Only in the history books can we see their past glory. If there is a fault in the inheritance of culture, it will really Nobody knows anymore.

As a time traveler, how could I be cruel to let this ancient cultural relic be buried in history, I must roll up my sleeves, take a pen, and open the paper——

"Come on, I'll teach you how to count with addition!"