I'm nervous

Chapter 16

I was driven back to the palace by Duanmu's black belly.

At this moment, I am sitting on the dragon chair with one hand resting on my chin, posing in a cool and cool pose, looking at the pile of black heads below, in a daze.

Duanmu black-bellied forced the account book to me, and asked me to be responsible for keeping and keeping the accounts. Hmph, think I am so stupid. He gave me the account book not because it was not safe to put it in the palace, but because he wanted to find me. This backer.

If you think about it, if one day Duanmu's black-bellied political opponent finds out that Duanmu's black-bellied has another huge income, then this person will definitely sue me and ask me to crack Duanmu's black-bellied.However, if this can be used as an ironclad proof that Duanmu has a dark belly—the account books are in my hands, and I have never dealt with him. Drag it out and click.So, after a comprehensive analysis, Duanmu Heiwei really found a big backer QAQ This is the rhythm to drag me into the water!

I am very upset, as an emperor, why Mao has to take the blame for him so passively, what is so good about him, is he will take care of me, give me soy milk steamed buns, cover me with quilts, and carry me When I leave, I will comfort me... It seems that he is quite good.

Oh, I'm thinking, as an emperor who is about to choose a spare tire, I can't just focus on him, I want a harem of three thousand, and beautiful men all over the world, ╭(╯^╰)╮No matter, I am still upset today, so I decided to vent my anger on the officials below who were chattering nonsense. With a slap, I patted the armrest of the dragon chair and stood up, looking down on everyone below.Hehe, you still dare to look up at me, if you don't want me to be angry, do you need to lower your head and tremble!

Just don't take me seriously.

"Come on, where is the person who was punished by me last time to go home to sleep?"

thud thud thump, a few officials came out of the line immediately, and stared at me with resentment on their faces, Xiaoqiang who is not afraid of death, I will start from you and kill chickens to scare monkeys!

"Come on, drag these people down and punish them to go home and sleep. They must sleep for ten days and ten nights without eating or drinking!"

These people were finally frightened, plopped down on their knees in front of me, and begged me for mercy trembling, hum, they knew they were wrong, they knew the danger of sleeping.Seeing that you are begging for mercy so sincerely, I will spare your life.

"Go back!" Those people went back obediently, it seemed that seeing Zhen's power, the rest of the officials did not dare to make a sound, quietly lowered their heads, holding their breath.

But I can feel that these people are still unconvinced. If you are not convinced, you are not afraid. I am at odds with you.

I sat down with one buttocks, propped my hands on the armrests, and straightened my back: "There is something to play!"

"I have something to play." A man came out and made a bow to me, I glanced at my mouth to signal him to look up, hey, if he still doesn't look up, is this despising me! "Come on, drag him home to sleep!"

The man's begging for mercy sounded in the hall.Zhenhui was very satisfied with my deterrent effect, touched his chin and said: "Anyone else has something to play."

No one said a word.

Great, that's exactly what I wanted.I stood up and said, "If there is nothing wrong, I will submit the memorial!"

So, a father-in-law collected all the memorials and sent them to me. When I saw it, I said, "Oh, I'm going, I can't understand the word at all!"Throw it back and rewrite it on the spot!

I picked up another memorial and read it. After reading a long paragraph, it was full of nonsense. I took the pen and paper and drew a big turtle on it.

One after another, every one of them was killed by me, even the prime minister's was no exception, and the one I drew the most as turtles was Duanmu's black-bellied one.Hmph, looking at the dark-faced Duanmu with a black belly, I feel refreshed, Duanmu with a black belly, this time I have the dominant power, let me suppress you! ╭(╯＾╰)╮So, this morning, I stayed in the Golden Luan Hall, reviewing the rewritten memorials, and then mercilessly let them be remade.Some clever ones know how to write neatly and get rid of nonsense, and they pass the test quickly and are let go by me. In just one morning, I practiced the skill of drawing a vivid turtle in five seconds, and my drawing skills have reached a new level.

Holding a large bowl of red bean smoothie with great satisfaction, I watched those ministers sweating and anxiously writing memorials.I've been wearing them for so long, but I haven't been able to abuse them well. This time I abused them, and my whole body felt refreshed.

Especially Duanmu Weihei... Hey, no, it seems that when Duanmu Weihei's memorial was sent back, he never handed over the rewritten copy, but I saw that he had been writing hard, this guy What the hell are you doing? You can write a paper of a few thousand words in one morning.

I waited and waited, waited and waited, until the other ministers had opened their minds and wrote the qualified memorial, Duanmu's black belly didn't even submit a memorial.I am very sleepy and need a nap, I don't have so much time to spend with him.I threw everyone in the hall out, cleared my throat, put on a domineering look of Huang Sang with my hands behind my back, and walked over.

"Prince Regent, what did you write? It took so long. You know that my time is extremely precious!"

Duanmu Fuhei just put down his pen, picked up the memorial, blew on it, stood up, bowed to me respectfully, and held the memorial to me with both hands.

It's weird, it's not a good thing to be so serious, I glared at him, read the memorial, and then I... /(ㄒoㄒ)/... I... I... I was speechless !

There are hundreds of "love" characters on it, which are spelled into one big "love" character. The memorial is only so big, but he can write so many small characters on it.

My hands are shaking.I suddenly felt a burning sensation in the palm of my hand, it turned out that it was Duanmu's dark hand covering it.

"Do you like it?" He smiled brightly.

nod.

"Today is your birthday, have you forgotten?"

I gasped for breath and almost burst into tears.I almost forgot my birthday, but he still remembers it, he still remembers it!

"Don't draw a turtle this time." He leaned over and hugged Zhen gently, "In the palace, this is the only way to celebrate your birthday."

I was buried in his chest, unable to speak a word.I have been here for so long, only Duanmu has a dark belly who cares about me and is crazy with me. It would be a lie to say that I am not moved.

"Crying nose, tsk." He seemed to dislike my runny nose, but he still gently took out a brocade handkerchief and wiped my nose, "How big is it, what about it?"

I nodded abruptly, as for that.Duanmu has a dark belly, you are the one who cares about me the most in this world.

"Do you love me?" Duanmu smiled ripplingly, and I nodded like pounding garlic.

He nodded his mouth and said with a smile, "Then give me a kiss."

Aww, bah╭(╯3╰)╮I wish I could chew off those soft lips, bite them off.

His kiss is so gentle, I'm about to fall, no good, the blood is surging all over my body, I really want to rub against him, rub against him again.

However, he actually pushed me away, even turning his face away: "Don't move around."

I am dissatisfied, I want to move.I took one step forward, but he took three steps back.

"Go back to your bed and don't approach me." His voice was hoarse.

"Why!" I want to approach you.

He took a few steps back, waved his hands and said, "No, no, don't approach me, I don't want to be bitten by you again."

...Am I so scary QAQ

But it seems that I still gnaw at him often.

Wait, no, at this time, shouldn't you pretend to be a gentleman and wave your hand, justly, no, I can't tarnish your innocence!

"Damn your innocence?" Duanmu frowned and looked me up and down, "Do you still have innocence?"

Oh go, after he mentioned it, I suddenly discovered that I am not innocent anymore, I was the one who was fired, and I haven't found my husband yet!

I stared blankly at Duanmu's black belly, glanced in the direction of his little dick, and found that there was no reaction from him, could it be that... he can't do it? !

Then he can't, who is the person who fried me!

I'm all bad.

That means, there are only two possibilities, either the general or the prime minister... I cried and lay down on Duanmu's body: "Duanmu, you can do it."

"What will work?"

"You..." I couldn't say it. As a pure boy, I couldn't ask such an explicit question, so I thought about it and came up with a connotative and ambiguous question, "Can you do it?" Push-ups, right?" Proud!

Duanmu was stunned for a moment, then nodded.

"That's good!" I made a final decision. In this way, Duanmu's black belly still has the possibility of killing his husband.

Hey, what the hell am I thinking about?

I was very happy, I hung on his back: "I am happy today, take me to play!"

"What do you want to play?" Duanmu seemed very helpless, but he still carried me by heart.

"I want to leave the palace." There must be stars in my eyes.

"Going out of the palace? Isn't it enough time to go out of the palace a few days ago?"

Shaking his head.

He sighed, put a pad on the bed, swished, performed lightness kung fu, and led the crutches out of the palace in front of everyone...

After leaving the palace, he was quite clever, and changed me into a suit he had prepared, as well as a human skin mask. This time, I finally didn't have to pretend to be a woman.With a flick of the golden fan, clang clang clang, Mr. Golden Fan appeared on the stage.

"Tsk, you still look good in women's clothing."

"Yah, bah!" Zhen jumped up, "You only wear women's clothes."

"I can't, I don't look like it. You are different, your body looks like a thorough."

I am very disdainful, I took out an ancient bronze mirror from my arms, and said that I look like a woman, I... QAQ really looks like this, is this really me!

"Don't look. Let's go." He also put on a human skin mask, and after changing his outer clothes, he transformed into a handsome young man, and then pulled me out slowly.

I followed him and walked side by side. It was noon at this time, and the streets were crowded with people. As I walked along, I could always hear the voices of the people discussing government affairs.The folk customs of the Celestial Dynasty were civilized. Since the founding of the dynasty, there have been common people talking about government affairs, and some would gather in a teahouse called Juxian Pavilion, where many talents gathered to express their opinions.Some knowledgeable people, if they are appreciated by senior officials, will be recommended into the palace, and after passing the assessment, they will be promoted in an exceptional way.Therefore, many literati, when they have nothing to do, will always go there to hang around and show off their knowledge.

Duanmu's black belly took me there.

"There are many capable people here. Since you are out of the palace, let's take a look at today. You may find a talent. I will accompany you to celebrate your birthday in the evening."

╭(╯^╰)╮I don’t forget business on my birthday, this spare tire is not romantic at all, OUT!

OUT also has to obediently follow him/(ㄒoㄒ)/...

After stepping into the Juxian Pavilion, I saw a large row of black heads. If this is placed in the 21st century, I have no doubt that they are illegally gathering crowds to gamble.

One or two were carrying a pair of fans, and they were shaking them there. When they saw Zhentong come in, their voices became a little louder, and they even swept towards us from time to time.

Could it be that they are all 007, and they found out that my disguised identity is too high-end. (⊙V⊙)

……over thinking.

"Many high-ranking officials will pretend to come here when their identities are unavoidably discovered, so whenever someone comes in, they will show off." In these words, I could hear the taste of contempt.

Duanmu said to me in a low voice, "Look, what can you find?"

I nodded heavily, fixed my gaze, and looked around: "Ah, I found it!"

"What did you find?"

"So those people look different! I thought they all dressed the same, talked the same nonsense, and looked the same!"

I finished speaking, and then, I saw everyone slammed and stared at me...

qaq

The author has something to say: I am actually very smart o(￣ヘ￣o#)