Chapter 20
Chapter 20
"Is the emperor all right?"
"My lord, please don't worry, the poison your majesty suffered from is not deep, my minister has given him acupuncture to detoxify him, now he is safe and sound, just need to rest for a few days."
"That's fine."
"Hmm..." It was so noisy, someone was chattering in my ears.I opened my eyes and chased people away: "It's too noisy, don't bother me."
"Shuhe. You're awake!" Along with the sound of footsteps, a pleasantly surprised voice entered my ears.When I rolled my eyes, I realized who the person in front of me was, and it was the person I didn't want to see right now—Duanmu Yu.
At this moment, Duanmu's face was full of worry. Seeing that I woke up, he took a bowl of water and wanted to feed me.
Hmph, I have been ignoring me for the past few days, but now I am trying to please me, there must be some conspiracy.
"Don't drink!"
clatter.I shook my hand in excitement, and the teacup fell out.
╭(╯^╰)╮None of my business.
"Shuhe, why are you so angry, let's talk after drinking water."
"I'm not thirsty!" It's QAQ's fault, my throat is on fire, but for the sake of my majestic dignity, "Don't drink!"
Hehe, I was so angry that I left, this spare tire is unqualified OUT!
squeak-
"Your Majesty, I will serve you water." A little eunuch who was unfamiliar with him came over with a bowl of water. Forget it, take back the sentence OUT just now.
I took the hand from the little eunuch and was about to drink when I suddenly stopped.
I just drank a bowl of tea before I was poisoned, how dare I drink it now (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ "Test the poison for me!" I handed the bowl to the little eunuch. The eunuch made a promise and took it respectfully, but a man came over and took the water away.
"I'll try it for you." Duanmu said darkly.
"You try it for me?!" I suddenly remembered the tea incident just now, and became furious. "No, you are not allowed to try, bring the silver needle!"
The little eunuch brought the silver needle, I tried it, it was very good, not poisonous, I drank it all in one gulp and wiped off the water stains, and when I gained strength, I lost my temper.Throwing the bowl out in one breath!
"Duanmuyu, do you know what crime you have committed!"
Duanmuyu was stunned for a moment, then suddenly knelt down and kowtowed to me without saying a word.
I was even more angry, pointing at his nose and cursing: "Why did I get poisoned!"
Duanmuyu was silent for a long time, shook his head and said, "I don't know."
"You don't know?! Who else knows! This tea is in your hands, and the little eunuch... Hey, where is the little eunuch?"
"Has been arrested and investigated by Weichen."
"You investigate!" I was so angry that I was about to stand up, he hurried forward to help me, but I pushed him away. "Do you think you can get rid of the suspicion if you investigate and deal with me! Come on, come on, come quickly, and take the regent away. Before finding out how I was poisoned, he is not allowed to leave the palace."
"Suhe, you..."
Before Duanmuyu could finish his sentence, he was taken away by the guards who rushed over. He looked back at me three times a step at a time, and I also stared at him fiercely. No matter what, if my life is involved, you Duanmuyu will be with me again , I can't get rid of it╭(╯^╰)╮I lay listlessly on the bed, I had no intention of going to court, and temporarily handed over the palace affairs to the prime minister, and Duanmuyu was put under house arrest by me in the palace.
And I have been waiting for the follow-up of the poisoning incident every day. In fact, I drove Duanmu back to the mansion that day for his safety. He was too close to me, and people would misunderstand that we were gay. It would be bad if it was rumored that he poisoned and killed me because of love and hatred.Duanmu's black belly can be killed, but my innocence cannot be lost!
And a few days later, the results of this investigation surprised me.The poison was put in the tea leaves!That is to say, Duanmu language is very suspicious.In a panic, I immediately ordered to kill the little eunuch who made tea that day, and then sent someone to force Duanmu into the palace.
Duanmu's black belly naturally denied it. He looked at me in panic and denied that he had hurt me.I saw him so excited, I didn't know whether to believe him or not.
After thinking about it, he was finally sent back to the mansion.Then he took all the memorials that he usually dealt with, hum, hum, let me learn from Mingjun.
Open a memorial, the words are so ugly, I don’t want to criticize it, then I flip through another one, the content is too much, I’m too lazy to read it, I’m flipping through another one... I won’t read it (-з)
sleep! (~﹃~)~zZ
I was rolling around on the bed, sweating profusely from the heat, thinking about the events of the past few days, I was so blocked.After thinking about it, Sensen felt that it must be because of Duanmu's black belly that he stole my beloved Fanfeng account book, so that I couldn't solve the knot in my heart. Therefore, I made a final decision, come on, go to the Regent's Palace to steal the account book for me!
As long as the account book is in hand, I will definitely eat well and sleep well.
But after a few days...
(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ What the hell, you actually told me that the ledger is gone, gone! Why are you thieves so disrespectful, you can’t even steal a single ledger! Come on, drag it down, Tickle and serve!
My anger is getting bigger and bigger, there is no account book fan, how can I sleep, if I don't sleep well, I will grow young and beautiful.When I grow youthful and beautiful pimple beans, I will lose my appearance.If I'm disfigured, I won't be able to date men anymore.
The source of all this is the black-bellied bastard Duanmu, (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻I'm going to fry him!
Wait, wait, he is so powerful now, how can I provoke him, I am afraid that as soon as he climbs into his bed, he will be slammed by the shadow guards rushing out from all directions, oh, it's too scary (⊙A⊙) No way, If someone has great power, I will be in danger.
I was so anxious to walk back and forth in the house, this new little eunuch did not know who trained|taught me, what he said was very to my liking, no, as soon as he opened his mouth, he gave me some excellent ideas .
"Your Majesty, if you feel that the regent is a big threat, why don't you..." The little eunuch made a chopping motion, and I was shocked at that time.
Does he want me to cut Duanmu's black-bellied penis!No, what about my sexual happiness?
For another, OUT!
"The emperor called him into the palace, locked him in a hidden place, and sent someone to guard him?"
Locked in a hidden place, and still sent guards? !This is the rhythm of playing Little Black House PLAY and inviting people to watch! Σ(°△°|||) I glared at the little eunuch resentfully. Although I am a funny guy, I still don't have such a unique hobby.
"If the emperor doesn't want to take away his rights, then you won't be afraid of what he will do to you?"
Overhead rights?My heart lit up, this method is good, it is neither dangerous nor dangerous.Once the hammer is finalized, come on, call some important ministers to do things for me.
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Oops, for the next few days, I sat leisurely in the hall, listening to the reports from my servants. Today, a certain person secretly helped me cancel Duanmu's black-bellied so-and-such privilege. A black-bellied transfer of power.
Tsk tsk tsk, these people are really efficient in doing things. They usually don't say a fart when they do things for the common people.Shit!I jumped up, come on, those who work for me, check the details carefully, and see what good things they have done.
As a result, if you don’t check, you don’t know. If you check, you will be shocked. Don’t have too much black history.
I got angry, anyway, if you do one, you can do it, and if you do two, you can do it together.Come on, get rid of those people.
So, this time, in order to get rid of Duanmu's black belly, I appointed several important ministers one after another in one breath, and then people kowtowed to persuade them every day, I was so annoying and refused to listen.Some people persuade me to think about the overall situation, bah, they don't think about me, I want to think about them because of Mao, if you don't listen, just drag it on and do it.
A few days later, more and more officials were appointed by me in the imperial court, and I didn’t even bother to count those who were demoted and resigned, and these vacant official positions happened to be filled by newly elected talents in the imperial examination. Let it go, boys.
Yo, you are still winking at me and thanking me, I am very proud, I have bought people's hearts, have you been welcomed by the newcomers, don't be too happy. ~(≧▽≦)/~However, after I dealt with these things, I found that I was too hard.Because from time to time, I have to be careful that someone will poison me, and worry that someone will assassinate me when I sleep at night.It's really not easy to be an emperor, Mamma Mia, where are you, Duanmu, please help!
As a result, Duanmu and Heimu came, but there was a guy who made me hate him.
I was dozing off in the morning one day, when suddenly a minister told me that a prince from some country in the Western Regions would come to visit in a few days.
I immediately sobered up. The country that the minister mentioned was the country that first brought people to invade the territory of our Celestial Dynasty and returned our innocent people.I am very annoyed, why is this guy again.
"I don't see you!"
As soon as my words fell, the ministers began to twitter to persuade me, and I was even more upset: "If you don't see it, you won't see it. The court will come in three days, yes, I will prepare a banquet for you, and you will receive it for me. Retire!"
I flicked my sleeves and went back to the bedroom. I am not in the mood to play this kind of friendly exchanges with you, but in fact it is a game of pretending to be ingratiating. I just want to sleep well at the moment.
I didn't go to the court for three days, so I asked them to hand me the memorial, but this memorial made my eyes sleepy, so I didn't read it, come on, let the prime minister handle the memorial.
The prime minister came, obediently moved a large pile of memorials back to the mansion, and before leaving, he also told me to take more rest.
Well, not bad, you know how to care about me, be good.I yawned big, waved with him, and continued to roll on the bed to sleep.
So sleepy, so sleepy, it must be that autumn is coming, I am so lethargic, and I am going to move towards the four-bellied duck. <( ̄ˇ ̄)/Snoring, snoring, (~﹃~)~zZ Duanmu has a black belly, I miss you so much (﹃) drool
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