Chapter 1
Chapter 1
"[Double Flower] The teammate who keeps a pet is next door" Author: Dasiv
Written in front:
The style of this article refers to the UU style of Ruo Zhai, paying tribute to Ruo Zhai.
It is purely funny, any similarity is purely coincidental
Included CP: Sun Zheping x Zhang Jiale, Lin Jingyan x Fang Rui
The private setting is that two people live at the opposite door.
that's all.
Promised to have a joint venture with my own account card, so I opened this trap, still in a relaxed and funny direction.It's okay to understand that it's a pet breeding guide for two miserable guys and two tired and innocent people [Hey]
1.
someone once said
Pet owners are philanthropic people
Lovely and kind.
The moment Sun Zheping was awakened by a loud noise and opened the door.
He suddenly wanted to kill the person who said this.
2.
Lin Jingyan has always felt that raising animals is a very good thing.
enrich daily life.
But the moment he heard the doorbell and opened the door.
He suddenly felt that raising plants seemed to enrich life.
3.
Sun Zheping looked at the cage Zhang Jiale was holding
A chinchilla was stuffed inside.
Lin Jingyan looked at the cage Fang Rui was holding in his hand.
Inside was a parrot.
4.
Thus began the wonderful and silent morning.
Sun Zheping glanced sympathetically at Lin Jingyan who lived across the door.
He found that the other party's smile was trembling today.
Lin Jingyan glanced sympathetically at Sun Zheping who lived across the door.
He found that the other party's expression today can be shot ten times a second.
5.
It is true what kind of human beings are what kind of animals.
Fang Rui picked out a white-haired parrot with big eyes like something.
"It's pretty cute." Lin Jingyan said in a down-to-earth manner, and then took the cage from the other party.
"Da Lin! Look at my sincere eyes!" said the parrot in the cage.
Lin Jingyan's hands trembled and he almost threw the cage out.
6.
"Master Fang Rui, you just bought this parrot and you have to pass it on?" Lin Jingyan said dumbfounded, and then followed Fang Rui to tidy up the parrot's new home.
"You don't understand Mr. Lin. I prepared it a long time ago. I didn't pick it up until the shop owner gave him training." Fang Rui said with a very wise expression on his face.
Then one person and one parrot turned their heads to Lin Jingyan
Lin Da Lin started a duet.
7.
Lin Jingyan felt very tired.
But a narrator shouted a good sentence
you're not alone!
right.Lin Jingyan is indeed not alone, and his heart is very tired.
Isn't there a Sun Zheping in the house next door?
8.
Sun Zheping has always known that he is not very popular with animals.
But Zhang Jiale is very popular with animals, and Zhang Jiale also likes animals.
So it becomes a tragic cycle.
9.
Pets don't like Sun Zheping.
So pets are not happy.
Zhang Jiale likes pets.
So the pet is not happy and Zhang Jiale is not happy either.
Sun Zheping suddenly felt that living a life was so difficult.
10.
As the saying goes, money can't buy happiness.
But if someone says that spending money to buy pets is fun.
Well, in order for Sun Zheping to live a good life
The word he must most want to say right now is
buy.
11.
In fact, Sun Zheping thought Zhang Jiale was cute when he saw Zhang Jiale running over with his chinchilla in his arms.
But what he finds cute is open to discussion.
After about a second, Sun Zheping firmly believed that the word was not applied to Totoro.
Because he clearly saw that chinchilla turned its head the moment Zhang Jiale handed it to him.
12.
Its state can be described in only two words.
That is
Dislike it.
13.
"I'll go fight the cage." Sun Zheping said wisely.
Looking at a creature full of disgust is compared to a cage half the height of a person.
Sun Zheping felt that the latter was simply not a task
That is the task reward!
But Sun Zheping was still very upset.
14.
Later, when Sun Zheping found out that Lin Jingyan and Fang Rui were visiting.
That chinchilla was actually very close to both of them.
how do you feel
It's like finally having a child.
The kid called his father an uncle.
How embarrassing you say that.
15.
After the cage was assembled, Sun Zheping really understood what it means to let things follow their own course.
The chinchilla doesn't seem to like the newly bought snacks.
So it squatted silently on the ground, forming a ball.
Because the newly bought snacks chinchillas don't like it.
So Zhang Jiale carried the bag of snacks thoughtfully
He also squatted silently on the ground, lumped like a ball.
16.
By the way, the chinchilla that Zhang Jiale bought was white.
The coat Zhang Jiale wore that day was also white.
One big one small two balls
It looks like the two brothers.
17.
Sun Zheping looked at the two balls silently.
Xin said that fortunately, he did not choose phobia.
Then he walked over and picked up the big chinchilla named Zhang Jiale.
18.
The large chinchilla cage that Zhang Jiale bought was showing off in the study.
The large floor-standing birdcage that Fang Rui bought occupied the balcony.
Sun Zheping, who worked as a coolie and cleaned up the cabinets for a long time, felt that
If you go out in the future, you should follow yourself.
Lin Jingyan, who worked as a coolie and cleaned up the birdcage and balcony for a long time, also felt...
If you go out in the future, you should follow yourself.
19.
Zhang Jiale and Fang Rui were sitting in front of their respective homes.
While knocking on snacks, they discussed changing to another pet store if they were free tomorrow.
Then the next second, both of them were dragged back by their own
Stealing the bell with lightning speed.
20.
It is said that there are the following relationships in the world that are not easy to handle.
One is the superior-subordinate relationship.
One is the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.
One is the relationship between the pet and the other half of the owner.
21.
There is no doubt that for Sun Zheping
This chinchilla is definitely a factor affecting the harmonious life between him and Zhang Jiale.
But if this chinchilla is killed, it will not be such a simple matter of affecting the harmony of life.
"It's not easy for you..." Lin Jingyan sighed and patted Sun Zheping on the shoulder.
By the way, Zhang Jiale and Fang Rui went to the pet shop again the next day.
22.
"What's the matter with you, a parrot shouldn't have so many problems." Sun Zheping asked.
"To be honest, that parrot's voice is too similar to Fang Rui's. Fang Rui always got angry with me because I couldn't tell who called it." Lin Jingyan said dumbfounded.
"It's not easy for you." Sun Zheping patted the other person on the shoulder.
The two looked like comrades-in-arms encouraging each other.
23.
Generally speaking, animals need to have a stage of adapting to the new environment when they are taken home.
No matter how noisy a creature is, it is reasonable to say that it will be honest for a day or two.
Both Sun Zheping and Lin Jingyan thought so optimistically.
But then they all discovered that the boss of life is really difficult to fight.
24.
Like on the second night.
Zhang Jiale's chinchilla cleverly pried open its cage and jumped out.
Fang Rui's parrot flew out while changing the water without locking the door.
Oh, when the parrot escaped from prison, he kept yelling at Lin Jingyan who was about to close the door, calling Lin Dada
Lin Jingyan, who was caught in the judgment of the sound source, paused for a moment.
Then he watched a white UFO flying away from his eyes.
25.
Sun Zheping was ready to throw away the replaced sawdust
Then when he opened the door, he was greeted by a white parrot.
Then there was Fang Rui who was following behind and was about to charge in.
Followed by Lin Jingyan who couldn't laugh or cry.
Then again and then he heard the sound of some pile of books collapsing from the study.
And Zhang Jiale let me growl.
26.
"The one from Tyranny! Get your damn mouse away from my parrot!"
"That family member of Tyranny! Let your poor bird stay away from my chinchilla!"
Although whoever said it is clear.
But Lin Jingyan and Sun Zheping still felt a little pain in their knees.
27.
Finally the parrot stood on the curtain rod.
Totoro hung on the chandelier.
No one moved in the hostile demonstration.
Leave a shredded page of gopher and bird feathers.
28.
Sun Zheping looked at the height of the chandelier from the ground
Then he pulled Zhang Jiale away and stepped on the coffee table to step on the chair.
Lin Jingyan looked at the position of the curtain rod
Climb up to the desk after agreeing.
29.
Sun Zheping stretched out his hand to scoop it up, and scooped up a handful.
Totoro turned around with a face full of disdain and landed safely at Zhang Jiale's feet.
With an innocent face, he tugged at Zhang Jiale's trousers
Lin Jingyan tried his best to step towards the direction of the parrot to grab
Then the parrot moved away calmly by only one step.
"Da Lin, look at my sincere eyes." The parrot said.
Lin Jingyan burst into tears.
30.
After the parrot and Lin Jingyan had been in a stalemate for at least 10 minutes, Fang Rui felt that he needed to change his approach.
such as two-sided
But logically speaking, if Fang Rui wants to go around behind the curtain
He has to learn from Spiderman
This difficulty is a bit big.
31.
"Da Lin, look at my eyes!"
"Okay, Mr. Fang Rui." Lin Jingyan nodded cooperatively
Then he noticed that Fang Rui's eyes had changed so much that it became lively.
For a second, I can't wait for the 72 changes to be like the big brother.
Fang Rui, I can't catch this frequency...
Lin Jingyan couldn't help but sigh inwardly.
32.
After basically demolishing the residences of Sun Zheping and Zhang Jiale.
The damned parrot suddenly landed on Fang Rui's shoulder with a low flight.
Sun Zheping, who went to the other party's residence to help someone carry the cage, was stunned as soon as he entered.
It's not that it's impossible to read because the study is already messy.
It was Lin Jingyan's final freeze-frame movement that looked like he was about to jump.
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