It's my first time being a cat

Chapter 39

Zhu Xiaoming sat on Gu Jingyao's arm, stretched his head and looked around, the more he looked, the more he felt disgusted.

Apart from the dirt road, this farm is a vegetable field. There are no people walking along the way, only a few cows wagging their tails on the side of the road.

Zhu Xiaoming curled his lips, slandering in his heart, what kind of farm, isn't this just a farmhouse...

Especially after seeing the cow dung scattered on the side of the road, she couldn't help covering her nose with her two paws, and Mimi cried and complained.

It stinks!

Seeing his expression, Gu Jingyao said, "I don't like it, do you want to go home?"

Zhu Xiaoming glared at him. If he was cheated into this kind of place in normal times, he would definitely turn his head and leave, but now it is different. He is recording a program and will not be willful. Even if he becomes a cat, he is top-notch. Literacy is still required, and dedication to work is only one of the most basic items.

Zhu Xiaoming immediately remembered that Gu Jingyao also liked to look down on him before, and he believed that he liked to take shortcuts, and suddenly he wanted to compete with him.

Although he is spoiled and spoiled, he is still very dedicated at work!How he usually enjoys it is his own business, and filming is the business of the entire crew. He can soak in the stinky pool where the conditions are more difficult than this when he is acting, and this farmhouse is nothing.

Zhu Xiaoming let go of his claws, puffed his nostrils and sucked in air, opened his eyes and gave Gu Jingyao a hard look, expressing that he was not afraid of stinky cow dung.

Seeing his cat, Gu Jingyao first frowned and pursed his mouth unwillingly, and covered his nose with two short paws, thinking that this delicate guy would lose his temper and want to go back, but who knew that the cat would turn away in a short while. The paws were lowered, although there was a grunting sound in his throat, and he was still staring at him, but he didn't intend to lose his temper and want to go back.

Gu Jingyao curled his lips approvingly, thinking, Stupid Cat has a pretty good temper today.However, I still couldn't help bullying the little cat, and joked: "It's useless to stare at me, let's reform it!"

Zhu Xiaoming turned his head and snorted, his small face was like a puffy little bun.

It is rare for Zhu Xiaoming to be so obedient, but the choreographer beside him was a little depressed. He stared at the stinky-faced kitty in the camera, and said worriedly, "Hey, why doesn't the pigmy make trouble? The performance is not bad enough. How can the deformation effect be highlighted then?"

The editor and director were extremely disappointed. Their program team deliberately chose such a poor and cheap place, just to see the guests get angry and have conflicts. No, is this still the actor?

Zhu Xiaoming didn't know that the program team wanted to see him angry. He was carried into the farm by Gu Jingyao, and he saw two beautiful figures chatting together from a distance. They were obviously two female stars. The other two guests of Evil Pet.

In this season, apart from a standard trainer, including Gu Jingyao and Zhu Xiaoming, there are a total of four pairs of main pets. On the way here, Zhu Xiaoming listened to the director's introduction and knew that the other three pets were two dogs. and a starling.

two dogs...

Zhu Xiaoming couldn't help shivering, and buried his head in Gu Jingyao's arms.

During the few days when I lived at Qiao Qirui's house, Zhu Xiaoming was chased by the silly dog ​​Chutu every day, and I have a psychological shadow on the dog. Chutu is stupid and clingy, really annoying, okay?

He silently prayed in his heart that it would be best for the two dogs to be arrogant and unreasonable, and they must not have the bad habit of chasing cats around.

Seeing them, the two female guests stopped talking and greeted Gu Jingyao. Only then did Zhu Xiaoming realize that the two in front of him were old acquaintances. One was Gu Jingyao's screen cp, actress Fang Hui, and the other was him. Yuan Xiaoqi, the heroine of her debut play.

Zhu Xiaoming blinked his eyes, and immediately understood that this was probably deliberately arranged by the program group so that Fang Hui and Gu Jingyao could create topics on the same stage.

He made a fuss, he didn't expect that even the pet variety show would fire CP now, no wonder the ratings of this crappy show are so high.

Zhu Xiaoming touched his chest with lingering fear, thankful for the first time that he became a cat, otherwise this scene is not a standard Shura field?

He looked up at Gu Jingyao, even when facing a familiar partner, he still looked polite and distant, with a smile often on his lips, but in fact he didn't know anyone.

Such a person will make people want to get closer, especially this person is a handsome guy. Zhu Xiaoming thought of a recently popular word, fishing department, and always felt that Gu Jingyao was a self-taught fishing guy!

Otherwise, how could he catch this little kitten so confused...

Zhu Xiaoming puffed his soft cheeks on both sides, lowered his head, and muttered.

Fang Hui, who was standing on the side, was so cute by his appearance, she couldn't help but squeeze her hands.

Fang Hui has known about the existence of Zhumi for a long time. The last time she went to sweep the building, she met that cat named Pangpang. She just compared Pangpang with Zhumi, and Gu Jingyao was not happy.

Fang Hui was a little curious, what kind of kitten could make people like Gu Jingyao care so much.

She smiled with red lips, pinched Zhu Xiaoming's cheeks affectionately, and swayed from side to side: "This is Zhu Mi, so cute, Gu Jingyao always said you have a bad temper, what did you do wrong to be sent to this show?" ?”

The smell of perfume on Fang Hui's body wafted into Zhu Xiaoming's nose. He was not very used to it, so he tilted his head and struggled, but unfortunately he didn't break free.

Zhu Xiaoming's face was fleshy, very tactile, and his eyes were round and cute. Fang Hui couldn't bear to let go, and sighed: "It really is really fat!"

Zhu Xiaoming was embarrassed to be angry with Fang Hui, but he didn't like to hear people say that it was fat, so he stretched out two small round claws aggrievedly, picked up the corner of Gu Jingyao's clothes, and winked at him desperately.

"Miwu!" What are you doing in a daze, come and save me!

It's a pity that Gu Jingyao can't handle Fang Hui either, this movie queen and Li Yan are good friends, and Gu Jingyao has to call her sister in front of Fang Hui.

Fang Hui likes pigs, hugging Zhu Xiaoming and rubbing them together, Gu Jingyao could only helplessly shrug his shoulders: "I can't help it, just obediently obey, isn't it an honor to be hugged by the actress?"

Zhu Xiaoming was so angry that he meowed and cursed.

"Wooooohoo!" Gu Jingyao, you're selling cats for glory!You forced the kitten to sell its hue!

Fang Hui was amused to see him daring to be angry and dare not speak out, looked at Gu Jingyao, then at Zhu Xiaoming, bent her eyes, and said with a smile: "This little thing is quite interesting, just follow me , Gu Jingyao is boring, he just knows how to bully kittens."

Zhu Xiaoming nodded in agreement, indeed, he knew how to bully a kitten!

After scolding, he couldn't help but raised the corner of his eyes to take a sneak peek at Gu Jingyao, and found that Gu Jingyao was looking at him with pursed lips, and said firmly: "It won't go with you, I am its master."

Seeing through his mind, Zhu Xiaoming turned his head and snorted, "Tch, I'm a bad girl, what kind of master, I don't care!"

Yuan Xiaoqi, who was standing on the side, didn't know the two of them very well. After saying hello, she silently backed away.

Zhu Xiaoming poked his head out of Fang Hui's arms, saw Yuan Xiaoqi's movements, and tilted his head.

He and Yuan Xiaoqi have had a good relationship since Mrs. Mao, and later they were both under Ye Meiling's subordinates, so they can be regarded as friends, but later his career became busy, so he seldom met. Seeing Yuan Xiaoqi here today, Zhu Xiaoming is quite happy happy.

However, Zhu Xiaoming found that Yuan Xiaoqi's style today seemed a bit too casual, she simply braided her hair and dressed in casual T-shirts, Zhu Xiaoming felt a little strange, Shengshi probably didn't even have a stylist.

Sensing Zhu Xiaoming's eyes, Yuan Xiaoqi bent his eyes and smiled at him: "Hello, pigmy. I made a TV series before, and it was about cats turning into people. The cats in it are very similar to you." .”

Zhu Xiaoming shook his chin and raised his nose triumphantly. Of course, the leading actor was him!Sure enough, even if he turned into a cat with such an outstanding temperament, he would still be recognized by people at a glance, which is really distressing.

Zhu Xiaoming grinned and moved the tips of his ears, wanting to hear Yuan Xiaoqi continue to praise, but she said, "But, that cat is much thinner than you."

Zhu Xiaoming's face instantly collapsed, he turned his buttocks in anger, and didn't want to talk to anyone anymore, he looked down at his belly depressedly, isn't it just a little bigger than other cats, should everyone meet him for the first time They say he is fat!

Gu Jingyao casually stretched out his hand and scratched Zhu Xiaoming's chin, and whispered in his ear, "What should I do, the little chubby cat is too fat and no one wants it."

Zhu Xiaoming stood up angrily, and Xiao Nan used a series of cat and cat punches with short legs, and rushed towards Gu Jingyao.

"Mimimi!" Gu Jingyao, don't bully people too much, what's wrong with the little fat cat!What you don't want is what people want!Say no to PUAs!Refuse to body humiliate kittens!

Zhu Xiaoming: The Little Fat Cat Protection Association issued a strong condemnation!Prohibition of judging small boobs!