I heard that I have a boyfriend

Chapter 34



Chapter 34

Outside the rain began to patter.

Wu Naner walked out of the studio and opened the umbrella, glanced at the innocent Jun Ziyu, and the umbrella tilted slightly. He looked at Jun Ziyu in surprise, and said, "You can't see it even when you are young."

Jun Ziyu lowered his eyelashes, "Are you caring about me?"

"It's almost ready," Wu Nan put his hands in his pockets, "I know that there is a shop in the square over there that sells very good green tea, let's go, I'll treat you to a drink."

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At the same time, Shi Sheng walked across the sidewalk holding an umbrella, and the passing cars splashed water, and strings of water droplets fell down the umbrella surface.

Zhao Xinmei in "The Besieged City" said: After getting married, the honeymoon travel is in the wrong order. You should travel together for a month first. After a month of boats and cars, the two parties have not seen through each other, hated each other, and have not quarreled and turned against each other. The original relationship must be maintained. A marriage contract, in which the couple promises not to divorce.

So after Lu Lin proposed to travel, Shi Sheng also took this as a hint, a hint to make him completely at ease.

Su Qi's tour guide certificate is really not for nothing. After knowing that the two of them are going to travel, they start to help with planning. They pick and choose a few tourist attractions in the neighboring cities. After Shi Sheng and Lu Lin have seen them, they unanimously finalized a certain island. on the tourist village.

Eighteen bends in the mountain road, arrived in the afternoon on a self-driving tour, just in time for the sea breeze blowing by the sea, cycling around the island at night, and barbecues on the beach.Get up early the next day to catch the sea, and explore passionately in the mine in the afternoon.

"Okay, I've always wanted to go to the sea." Shi Sheng bit the potato chips into crispy bites.

Su Qi was somewhat proud, "I am a professional at satisfying customers' needs."

Shisheng wanted to ask Lu Lin what he thought, but when he turned around and saw the old man on the subway squinting his eyes like looking at his mobile phone, Shisheng leaned over curiously, and it turned out that Lu Yin had pushed him for a competition.

"what is this?"

"Couple show love competition," Lu Lin read out the test questions calmly, "shoot kissing videos, the more difficult the score, the higher the score; answer ten deadly questions, ten tacit understanding questions, tell the story of your love; earthy love story competition... ..."

Shi Sheng lay on Lu Lin's shoulder and swiped his finger down the screen.

Prize: Three-day free billing for love hotel suites.

Isn't this going out to watch the sea during the day, sleeping in a love hotel at night, and even knowing where to stay and how to sleep?Shi Sheng licked his teeth and looked at Lu Lin, "Shall we participate?"

Lu Lin scrolled down to the entry rules, and clicked on the four small characters that do not limit gender. The event has been open for two weeks, and it ends today. Vote tomorrow, and the list will be announced the day after tomorrow to receive benefits, just in time.

They both looked at each other, and looked at Su Qi at the same time.

Su Qi, who was writing the plan, stopped writing, and slowly raised her head, "...What's wrong?"

"Shooting a difficult kissing video," Shi Sheng turned his phone screen to blink, "help us take a picture."

Five minutes later, Su Qi was holding her phone with a blank face, watching Lu Lin stand on his head with her hands, and kissed Shisheng who was lying on the bed, she clicked to end the recording, and left without looking back as a mother-fetal solo this sad place.

Lu Lin got off the bed, bent over and kissed a few more.

"Come here," Shi Sheng lay on Lu Lin's back, grabbed his mobile phone for real-name verification, and clicked on the ten questions of death. Lu Lin took the pillow away and leaned back.

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Question: What should you do when your TA becomes fat.

A. Get fat with TA

B. Accompany TA to lose weight

C. Let TA be fat alone, and you are handsome/beautiful by the side.

D. Implement the meat transfer technique to eliminate all delicacies for TA.

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Lu Lin stroked his chin and thought for a while, and was about to choose A, but Shi Sheng already had quick eyes and quick hands D. "You are a firefighter, how can you be fat?"

Lu Lin nodded. "... makes sense."

Next, they completed the remaining nine questions with the same thinking, and successfully won the title of "Lovers of Duozhu", accounting for 12% of the [-] couples who have participated.

"Is it good or not?" Shi Sheng thought for a while, "It should be good."

Lu Lin nodded. "continue."

In the following ten tacit questions, the page cannot be jumped, and both parties need to turn on the GPS location to answer separately, and answer each other's temperament and hobbies.

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The system asked Shisheng what time to go to bed every night, and Shisheng entered the answer: The moon does not sleep and I do not sleep, I am a bald baby.

Lu Lin: 22:00-23:00

System: Unfortunately, the tacit understanding of this question is 0.

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Lu Lin frowned deeply. Didn't this guy sleep with him when he fell asleep? Shisheng scratched his head in the next room. He only went to bed early when he was lying on the same bed with Lu Lin. He was usually bald and young. Baby, doesn't Lu Lin know that he likes to stay up late?

"Come again!" Both sides said in unison.

10 minute later.

System: Unfortunately, the tacit understanding of this question is 0.

System: Unfortunately, the tacit understanding of this question is 0 (+1)

System: Unfortunately, the tacit understanding of this question is 0 (+1)

System: Unfortunately, the system is tired of saying that the tacit understanding is 0!

……

System: Congratulations to the two who were named the most incompatible lovers of the year!Among the 1.2 couples who have participated in the competition, it accounts for [-]%!

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"Grass." Shi Sheng uttered a plant voice, came back from the door next door, and threw the phone on the bed, "I don't want to play anymore, buy it with money."

"Don't you like chicken clavicle the most?" Lu Lin still didn't want to understand.

Shi Sheng was taken aback, "Isn't my favorite food fried chicken drumsticks, you fake object!"

"You don't just wear pants when you sleep?"

"...Isn't it because you've been picking my clothes all the time recently, and I'm trying to save trouble." Shi Sheng thrust his waist, feeling aggrieved, "Then you should know about the Bawang shampoo I use."

Lu Lin's eyes gradually became subtle. "I chose Overlord Shampoo."

"Then you must have chosen the wrong hand."

"Impossible." Lu Lin picked up the phone and showed him.

When Shi Sheng lowered his head, he realized that it was his side that ordered the Pantene card by mistake, and his momentum gradually weakened.Well, he admitted that he said that Lu Lin was wrong was a little louder.

"Anyway, you just don't know me well enough." Shi Sheng nodded, "It's your fault."

"All right, all right, my fault." Lu Lin raised his hands in surrender.

It seems that there is no way for love hotels to go whoring for nothing, so Shisheng fell on the bed, thumped his legs and began to think about booking a homestay, when Lu Yin suddenly called.

"Brother, did you participate in the competition that was sent to you just now?"

Lu Lin was rubbing Shisheng's hair repeatedly, and found that it felt good. "Participated, but failed."

"Wait, bro, you don't know how to verify your real name." Lu Yin's tone on the other end was obviously anxious. "This is the end."

"what happened?"

"I just found out that the organizer of this competition is our hotel, and the phone number of the person in charge is that of my new cousin. Dad won't see the data!"

Lu Lin stopped rubbing his head, and blinked at Shang Shisheng.

He exited the chat interface and took a look——

Yoyo Luming, Shiye Zhiping, organized by: Shiye Hotel.


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