I'm cursed by a witch

Chapter 13 Bah! Serve it right!

After playing all day, it was past eight o'clock when I returned to the dormitory.As soon as he entered the dormitory, there was a breath of eighth woman rushing towards his face.

"How are you? Huh? With your goddess."

Unexpectedly, the little donkey also ran over upon hearing the news: "Xiao Yangzi is promising, hurry up and share your achievements today."

"Share what? Nothing." I was also helpless.

"Come back so late, don't say you didn't do anything."

I just didn't do anything, I can't say that I stayed with Lin Beiyang for a day, right?

"Heh, she hasn't replied to my message until now."

"You can't do it, show me." The little donkey snatched my mobile phone, and immediately let out a voice of exclamation, but unfortunately it was not a good word, "Are you too motherly? You don't usually talk like this."

"You're a mother, what's wrong with me?"

"I'm still hammering your chest, do you think you are very humorous?"

What happened to the emoji?I just want to make me look funny, but why do I feel that what the little donkey said makes sense? Could it be that the Goddess thinks my words are too motherly?Think of me as a sister? !

No way!

"Is it really a girl?" I didn't even feel confident.

"If you don't believe me, ask them."

My roommates all said: It looks like a kawaii child Lu acting like a baby.

Me: ...completely speechless.

I was lying on the bed, I didn't want to play games or do anything, so I sent a message to Lin Beiyang for no reason: [Do you think my mother? 】

It took him 5 minutes to get back to me: 【No. 】

Me: 【Is my emoji cute? 】

The old man: [Very cute. 】

Am I handsome? 】

The old man: [You?handsome. 】

Damn, I'm asking about my emoji, okay?But of course it’s better to praise me for being handsome hehehe.

Me: [Show a sincere smile (dog version).JPG]

[Dogs are the cutest! 】

Yes, that's it. It's definitely not because of the emoji that the goddess doesn't love me.

The old man: [Yes. 】

Me: [You are very knowledgeable (thumbs)]

I decided to promote him to "good old man".

Me: 【What are you doing tomorrow? 】I'm tired, I finally understand why I can't catch up with the goddess, because I don't care about what the goddess does every day like I care about what Lin Beiyang does.

But I don't want to care about it either!

Good old man: [Maybe stay in the dormitory, tidy up the dormitory, do laundry and so on. 】

I burst into laughter hahahahahaha, it’s good to stay in the dormitory, I like to stay in the dormitory.

Before I got back to him, Lin Beiyang sent me another message: 【Do you want to have lunch together? 】

Well done, lad.

Me: 【Of course! 】

Suddenly remembered, Lin Beiyang would definitely go out and have breakfast before coming back, how far is the cafeteria from the dormitory...

[Then you don't eat breakfast? 】

Good old man: [I stock milk and bread in my dormitory. 】

That's okay, I can probably sleep until eleven o'clock tomorrow, right? !So happy.

Good old man: 【Would you like some for you? 】

Me: [No, I won’t eat breakfast]

I hope you will not give me the danger of not eating breakfast for popular science, thank you.

Fortunately, he didn't talk anymore.

He didn't talk to me anymore, the little donkey came to look for me, but probably nothing good happened.

【Honestly, have you been with Brother Yang all day today? 】

I:【……】

【You know again? 】

Little Donkey: 【You...】

【Not really...】

[Let's get involved! 】

I go!The little donkey really didn't feel at ease.

Me: [Father's Love Strike.JPG]

【Don't worry, your father, I will always love your mother】

Little Donkey: [You've been suspicious recently]

[I will continue to follow you]

Me: [Indifference.JPG]

【Crazy you】

【You really doubt my sexual orientation? ! ! ! ! 】

【If I bend over, I will be the first to fuck you】

Little donkey: [Oh, little trash.JPG]

【If you want to attack, I will attack you】

Me: [Hehe, I don’t want any face]

...Attacked each other for [-] rounds, and finally won with my superior emoji inventory.

Ugh, it deserves it.