I'm cursed by a witch

Chapter 32 The Violent God of Wealth and the Wicked Moon!

Although Yuelao's "curse" made me tremble for so long, but I can be with Lin Beiyang, he really must have a credit.

But since the last time we parted, I haven't seen him for a long time. I met his boyfriend once, and after hearing some stories, I realized that he is not Yuelao's boyfriend, but just a dog licker.

Yuelao has a lot of connections, but he doesn't know how to deal with his emotions. Last time, he rebuked me, shameless!

After being "threatened" by Lin Beiyang on the wall that day, I was very depressed. On the one hand, I didn't expect that Lin Beiyang would really like me, and if he liked me, he would still treat me like that. Wronged.

On the other hand, I actually... actually!Actually moved.

Just like that, I was forced to push against the wall by Lin Beiyang, and my self-esteem was humiliated like that, but when I think about it, there is only a manic heartbeat.

I seem to fall in love with the feeling of being suppressed by Lin Beiyang?

This broke me even more than Lin Beiyang liking me.

But at that time, I was still unwilling to admit that I fell in love with Lin Beiyang, and used "envying Lin Beiyang's masculine charm" as an excuse for my heart.

It's envy, jealousy, yearning, but definitely not liking.

After the physical education class that day, I really didn't have an appetite to eat, so I ran to the stands on the other side of the basketball court by myself and stared blankly.

Then Yue Lao Boyfriend came.

I didn't want to see him at the time, he said last time that I would regret it, but in the end I really regretted it, feeling ashamed of being talked about.

"Hey, why are you running? I can't even talk to you?" I was pulled back by him forcefully, "Haven't figured it out yet?"

I replied to him with a bitter face.

"Oh, are you thinking about it?" He asked himself and answered, "In fact, human beings are pretty good, short-lived, and some things can be resolved quickly. Unlike us, who are immortal, everything seems to be eternal, but it also makes waiting Too long..."

Me: "..." What about my showing off?Hurry up and get out, don't wait for me to appear in front of me looking young and mean in my seventies or eighties, otherwise I will give you two punches even if I try my best.

"You will figure it out sooner or later, and he will figure it out sooner or later, but yours will come sooner or later, when will his one come sooner or later?"

"..." I said I didn't understand.

"I really envy Lin Beiyang, he will have a wife soon..."

When I realized that this "wife" was me, I still couldn't help killing God and punched him hard.

He's all right, which is annoying.

"So you have a crush on that wicked old man who likes to play cosplay?"

Fuck!Almost strangled by him!

"Cough cough cough..." I really couldn't stop coughing.

Brother Yue, you can't have a rough man!

"You are not allowed to speak ill of him! Be careful." Although he threatened me with a smile, he felt scarier than those evil villains in TV dramas.

Can't scold him, can I scold you?

"So you are licking the dog."

he:"……"

"Then your husband also licks dogs?"

Me: "...Get out. I don't have a husband, thank you! And Lin Beiyang is definitely not a dog licker, he just likes the wrong person."

"Hehe, it's not my husband who has already taken care of me."

"Okay, okay, I'm leaving, I don't want to hear your nonsense." I made a gesture to leave.

He pulled me back again: "I haven't finished my story yet."

I just had to sit and listen to him finish, a story spanning hundreds of years about a hapless licking dog.

Yuelao's boyfriend is the God of Wealth... One of his employees, although their businesses are basically parallel, and they are not easy to meet together, but occasionally there will be one or two human beings with particularly perfect merits in their previous lives, and they will bring him at the same time. Blessings of love and fortune.

Brother Violent was still a little God of Wealth who had just become a full-time regular at the time, but he was already well-known as a wicked Yuelao, but he was famous not only for his outstanding achievements, but also for his wonderful way of blessing.

At that time, Que De Yue Lao had already fallen in love with cosplay. Obviously, he could use routine blessings very easily. Their love has turned into a hellish difficulty.

However, it may be because the love that has experienced setbacks is stronger and more permanent. Although the business volume of Guide Yuelao is at the bottom, the success rate is [-]%.

The other Yuelaos have worked for hundreds of years and matched countless marriages. After all, a few couples, or dozens, or hundreds of couples eventually collapsed, and the mission of the Yuelao was declared a failure. They had to write a reflection report and deduct their wages.

But Que De Yue Lao never let a pair of lovers escape from his palm, because he will follow and observe from the beginning of love to the end of love, that is, when both of them step into the Temple of Yama, he will be satisfied The names of the two of them were crossed out from their small notebooks.

I'm really scared when I hear this, if I'm with Lin Beiyang, will I still see them both? !Oh, please don't.

Anyway, one day the violent God of Wealth, who was still a rookie, and the wicked old man, who was already an old fritter, were brought together to perform a mission.

The Violent God of Wealth has long been curious about the wicked Yuelao, and just wanted to take this opportunity to observe his strangeness, but he never thought that he would be captivated by Yuelao just by seeing him for the first time.

That time, Yue Lao disguised himself as a glamorous queen, and secretly helped the task subject who had just won the first prize to become the youngest prime minister in the history of the dynasty step by step.

This made Violent God of Wealth's original day's work abruptly extended by ten years, but who would let others be willing, anyway, he has done even more excessive things.

In order to facilitate things, Yuelao also made him a eunuch beside him.That's right, a god of wealth has been a eunuch for ten years for love!

Originally, they thought they would be able to fall in love with each other for a long time, but Yue Lao is a cold-hearted beauty with a cold face and even colder heart. Ten years have passed, and the relationship between the two seems to be closer, but in fact they are still thousands of miles apart. (Although I have doubts about the setting of the cold and beautiful woman he said, but who cares? It is true that the heart is hard and cold.)

As the task was nearing the end, the Violent God of Wealth thought, just confess, if you get rejected, just get rejected, just don't leave any regrets, maybe people think you are good, wouldn't that lead to a good thing?

Then something worse happened to him.

After going through the confession plan in my head N times, before I even opened my mouth, I was hit by a bolt from the blue: Yue Lao is a man!

Although he is called a "beauty" every day, Quide Yuelao is a real male fairy.

It's just that she doesn't mind dressing up as a woman on missions, and is even happy to...

It's just that I haven't changed back to my real body because of my professionalism...

only……

The violent God of Wealth was dumbfounded all of a sudden, shelved his confession plan, and hid from De Yuelao for ten years.

Originally, Queer Yuelao thought that this young man was hard-working, down-to-earth and discerning, and wanted to partner with him for a long time, but he hadn't seen him again for ten years.

The Violent God of Wealth said that he had a bad ten years. He stayed at home all day and didn't know what to do. He didn't do his tasks well and was almost dismissed.

It wasn't until they met again at a party that Violent God of Wealth realized that he was still fascinated by the wickedness of men's clothing. After much deliberation, he decided to cross the barrier of gender and look directly at his feelings.

He became courteous to Que Deyue Lao again, but Que Deyue was old-fashioned, but he didn't want to talk to him at all after avoiding him for ten years.

The Violent God of Wealth has no other skills except thick-skinned, he wants to pester wicked old men to life and death, and he is happy to be a licking dog.

He also inquired about Quideyuelao's sexual orientation, and the little fairy who was asked looked at him in bewilderment: "? We gods don't say about sexual orientation."

The violent God of Wealth was hit once again. Gods don't care about sexual orientation? !What about him?He is also a fairy!Why does he care so much? !And he has never even seen a pair of male fairy couples in the heavenly court, okay? !

Xiao Xianjun even sighed, and asked him: "Are you a new god who ascended from the world?"

The Violent God of Wealth nodded blankly. He was indeed a human being, and somehow became a god after death, but what does this have to do with where he came from?

"That's no wonder." Xiao Xianjun said with an "I see" expression, "As far as I know, only the Human Realm in the Three Realms cares about the gender of their partner. Needless to say, the promiscuous Demon Realm, they are shameless Naturally, we don’t care about anything. Our fairy world advocates asceticism and asceticism, and we all like to live in isolation, so there are not many couples in pairs, and we pay more attention to etiquette, how can it be possible to fall in love in public?”

The Violent God of Wealth didn't know what kind of mood he was in after listening to it. He only hated why someone arranged a residence and a job for him when he was promoted to immortality, but no one gave him science education.

Otherwise, he could suffer ten years and offend the beauty? !

He hates it!

It's a pity that it doesn't help, he can only continue to be his licking dog.However, Que De Yue Lao is still cold by nature and never responds to his overtures.

It has been almost 100 years now.

After I heard his story, I also felt that he was a bit miserable, but he deserved it, who made him have no virtue, and he was still lewd.

But from this point of view, he and Kuide Yuelao are a natural match.

"I just want to talk to someone. After all, I can't let my fairy friends know about this kind of thing. It's too embarrassing."

Hehe, do you still know how to lose face?

"Wouldn't it be embarrassing for me to know?"

"You are more shameful than me, and you will die in a few decades, so you can't pass on this secret."

Me: "..." Bully!

He added: "I also want to tell you that if you meet someone you love and miss it because of your gender, it's really a pity." With a look of chicken thief, "And I won't let you make my wife fail the mission!"

I rely on!This is your real purpose!

I pointed behind his back and shouted, "Your wife is here!"

"Tch, a boring human joke." He looked contemptuous.

"Is it true?" But I really didn't lie to him.

The president of the student union who became a wicked man really walked towards us, and soon came to us: "What are you talking about?"

"No! Didn't say anything!" The Violent God of Wealth panicked all of a sudden, "Why did you come to me and restrain your immortal energy? They can't feel it."

Me: "..." I was really uncomfortable being forced to see the hunk acting like a baby...

Que De Yue Lao obviously didn't want to see me, and I didn't want to make fun of me, so I leaned close to the violent Wealth God's ear, put his shoulder on his shoulder pretending to be intimate, and said to him: "Is there a possibility that he likes you too."

He turned his head and looked at me strangely, with a look of disbelief, I ignored him and continued to whisper to him: "Confess him! Kiss him! Take him down! Hahahahahaha..."

I left them a burst of hearty laughter and a handsome back, and I retired.

I also heard Kuideyue blame the violent God of Wealth displeasedly: "Seducing the target of the task is a serious violation of discipline..." I don't know how to punish, maybe...be a eunuch for another ten years!Hey hey.

I have to say that although the story of the violent God of Wealth did not enlighten me, it also gave me a lot of insights.Lying on the bed at night, I couldn't help but fantasize about the scenes with Lin Beiyang, those intimate, tiresome and crooked, I didn't resist at all, and I even wanted to be loved by him... Well, forget it, I can't say any more .

I had a dream at night as expected, the dream was messy, but the protagonists were only Lin Beiyang and me.After being woken up by the alarm clock, I also forgot the content of the dream. The only thing I remember is that I fell on a pile of big rocks for no reason and was caught by Lin Beiyang.

Ah, what to say, special Mary Sue...so shameful.

But the heartbeat left in the dream made me clearly feel my longing for Lin Beiyang, and I flew to find him after a hasty wash.

result!He is still avoiding me!After class in the morning, I thought he would stay in the classroom to study, but when I went, there was no one there, and I didn’t catch anyone when I went to the library. Later, I found out that the old man was rushing to handle office chores for a certain teacher up!

I was very angry at the time. Fortunately, there was a traffic jam in the library at night, otherwise I would have rushed to his dormitory at twelve o'clock in the evening...that him!

right!That's the one!