mousepad-d2 Chapter 5 005
Chapter 5 005
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Folks, I'm screwing him again.
612L [The first handle of Yuxu Palace]
Oh.
613L【Bland and tasteless】
Oh.
614L [Ri Ri Du Jing is simply not interested in checking in]
Oh.
615L [Can't you get some fresh food every day? 】
Oh.
616L [Upstairs doesn't come and go every day, it goes and goes every day, how can it be so boring to counterattack! 】
Today's day is different!Absolutely fresh!
617L [The first handle of Yuxu Palace]
Oh?
618L [The first brother no longer has credibility]
Oh?
619L【That's what I said last time】
Oh?
620L [The result is just changing from a lying position to a standing position from a sitting position to a kneeling position]
This is the case!
After the battle ended yesterday, Brother Kongchan came to me privately and recommended to me an extremely easy-to-use and extremely satisfying fragrance!Before the appointment to meet the deadly enemy, I ordered it in the Dongfu long ago!
Not to mention the specific details, in short, I played with his natal flying sword hhh
Very exciting!
Thanks to the world of self-cultivation, and to Kongchanju.
Burn the messenger talisman crazily for ** incense.
621L [The first handle of Yuxu Palace]
Alas.
622L [The face of a villain who succeeds]
Alas.
623L【Isn't it an advertisement for Kongchanju? 】
Alas.
624L [Brother Kong Chan give up, the reputation of your sect has already fallen to the limit]
It's not me who is the landlord, but as a sword repairer, you should understand how important the natal flying sword is to you!
What's not fun playing Benming Flying Sword!
If I were a deadly enemy, I would go berserk on the spot and take you away with a ten-sword lore!
625L [The peace-loving swordsman is a little angry]
Alas.
626L [Upstairs you broke the formation]
Alas.
627L [Sorry, I couldn't help it.I'm so angry, I feel sorry for my rival.Please accept the apology from Sword Cultivator]
?
No way……
I think he enjoys it a lot...?
It was the same as standing up last time.Say no to it with your mouth, but your body is very honest...?
628L [The first handle of Yuxu Palace]
Koko.
629L [Is the standing posture the same as the natal flying sword!Sword Cultivator's First Essentials Flying Sword of Fate is not to be profaned, has it been eaten by Medicine Cultivator?Kokokoko!Please accept the wrath from the sword cultivator! 】
Koko.
630L [Excuse me upstairs, is it really so serious? 】
Koko.
631L [Go back upstairs, it's serious.It’s like stepping on talismans to cultivate cinnabar, sucking ghosts to cultivate Yin Qi, burning medicine to cultivate... er, the shame of burning medicine to cultivate]
Koko.
632L [So scary? !All of a sudden, I am really looking forward to the fact that the enemy will blackmail the first brother and the first brother will not be able to hit the gun =w=]
Don't think so narrowly of your rivals!Don't underestimate how big and how good I am!
I went to practice.Wait for a fight tomorrow and then sleep.Perfect.
633L [The first handle of Yuxu Palace]
……
Everyone!Something big happened! ! !
698L [The first handle of Yuxu Palace]
Ah.
699L [Indifferent and gloating people who take pills]
Ah.
700L [Please accept the ridicule from the sword repairer]
It snowed heavily in Xizhou last night!I remembered that there is a saying in the world that a shot in the ice and snow can refresh your mind and prevent a cold, so I went to their mountain early in the morning, and it turned out!As a result, Gui Yuanzong's new method seemed to be out of order. I struggled all morning and couldn't get in?
701L [The first handle of Yuxu Palace]
whee.
702L【An insider climbed up to say that there is nothing wrong with the Guiyuan Patriarchal Formation.The truth is: Yesterday, the arch-rival specially asked the boss of Jingyueguan to bless the magic circle.Desperately revealing the original words of the deadly enemy: Brother No. [-], Yaoxiu and disciples of Yuyin Pavilion are not allowed to enter]
whee.
703L [I don't understand, what's wrong with Yuyin Pavilion? 】
whee.
704L [Back upstairs, the young lady painter of Yuyin Pavilion has already occupied the top of Guiyuanzong Mountain, and regularly produces dirty works of art in a fixed amount. Welcome to Zhongzhou to buy~]
whee.
705L [Team broke the news!What the boss blesses is not just a simple blocking circle!As soon as the formation is activated, five waves and three sky thunders will explode in seconds!The first brother was blasted to pieces on the spot, it was too horrible to look at!Horrible from maintaining formation]
whee.
706L [On the occasion of this festive season, let me say a word of joy!From Xida Puben who kept the formation and confessed to CP by the way]
...Don't listen to the fact that the wind is the rain.There's no way the enemy doesn't want to see me!
707L [The first handle of Yuxu Palace]
Hey~
708L [The first brother's psychological quality is really good]
Hey~
709L [The ability to deceive oneself is also very high]
Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to ask a question for fellow apprentices:
My junior brother has a relatively low EQ, and he has a dating date. He accidentally made a small mistake in bed yesterday, which made him angry, and the other party didn’t want to see him. What should I do in this situation?
PS The severity of the situation is about the same as stepping on the cinnabar of talisman repair
710L [The first handle of Yuxu Palace]
puff.
711L [What a coincidence, your junior brother also has low EQ]
puff.
712L [The first brother in the brain suddenly panicked and pretended to be righteous and crazily sold the face of his junior brother]
puff.
713L [The original poster, a friendly reminder, your younger brother’s sex date probably just took over the task of making troubles and flew to the human world~ It’s not a big deal to watch the excitement from keeping the formation]
? !
Thanks upstairs!
714L [The first handle of Yuxu Palace]
……
Guys, I got stabbed.
749L [The first handle of Yuxu Palace]
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750L【What did I miss if I didn't post for a day? ! 】
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751L [Congratulations to the first brother for his success! 】
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752L【Have you been stabbed by your younger brother's date 2333】
This is the situation.
Due to some special reasons, I temporarily went to the human world, and happened to meet my nemesis who was doing the task of making troubles.
PS coincidence!
753L [The first handle of Yuxu Palace]
=w=
754L【Well, coincidence, everyone believed it】
=w=
755L [The host said it quickly!Want to see get stabbed! 】
After the chance encounter, I euphemistically mentioned to him about the Flying Sword of Fate.The enemy is very generous, saying it is nothing at all.
PS The enemy is very broad-minded, I hope you will not mess around next time.
756L [The first handle of Yuxu Palace]
_(:з」∠)_
757L [The first brother's thick skin is comparable to Cang Yu's new winter cotton trousers]
_(:з」∠)_
758L [Hey, angry!I don't want to hear the landlord bragging about X, so let's get straight to the point! 】
_(:з」∠)_
759L [Young people are still not practicing enough.It's so easy to be tempted, what kind of comprehension forum is it? 【Lighting Cigarettes】
After a warm and friendly conversation, I reached a consensus with him and made an appointment to watch the fireworks together~
It's New Year's Day in the human world, you know~ Every family is setting off fireworks, it's very, very beautiful~
760L [The first handle of Yuxu Palace]
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761L [What happened to the wavy line...? 】
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762L [The host felt the joy of being stabbed, and his heart fluttered...? 】
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763L [The first brother who hits the wavy line, I am afraid of extreme rough thinking]
We not only watched the fireworks, but also set off firecrackers~ It was very interesting~
In the middle of the PS, he didn't, he was small, his heart exploded in my face, and he apologized very gently afterwards.
PPS heard that the fourth junior brother of the rival family has always wanted to set off firecrackers but failed.
PPPS didn't know why, but suddenly felt that the enemy under the fireworks looked a little nice.
PPPPS I seem to like him a little bit when he didn't have sex with me.
764L [The first handle of Yuxu Palace]
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765L [I know it]
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766L [No!Damn, I don't know about this development!I understand the face of the first brother who was rudely bombarded, forced bragging X said that the enemy is gentle, I understand, I understand the daily nemesis of the enemy's junior brother, what happened to the sudden sultry style behind it? ! 】
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767L [Upstairs we were shocked together!The turning point is so explosive that it is actually placed in PPPS? ! 】
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768L [Everyone, don't panic!Imagine the possible development of the plot in the future. The rabies patient is obsessed with the ruthless dog, and the enemy ruthlessly rejects the first brother. Isn't it very touching? 】
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769L [Ah, don't worry, there is a new power to joke about the first brother, send a big heart to the upstairs]
It is estimated that my injury was really bad (by the magic circle and fireworks). The enemy finally found out his conscience and dug out a few bottles of pills for me.
Make a patch, the pill refined by Gui Yuanzong is a bit miraculous, if one is not careful, it may violently disturb the internal energy or something.My nemesis told me how to use it for a long time.By the way...his voice is also a bit nice.I couldn't hold back and kissed him.
770L [The first handle of Yuxu Palace]
Uh?
771L [The kiss was rejected, so she took the initiative to lie down? 】
Uh?
772L [The breath of a boy overflowing the water mirror, the poster's painting style is already magical]
Uh?
773L [The first brother's little boy breath...?I smelled it, it seems to smell a bit stinky? 】
Uh?
774L【By the way, who put P in the building last time?Miss moderator, did you find it? 】
Uh?
775L [back upstairs, no]
He kissed me back very nicely and cutely >3
Then... Maybe, I was possessed by some kind of spell, and my right hand stabbed me uncontrollably.
776L [The first handle of Yuxu Palace]
!!!
777L [I knew it! 】
I waited for a long time and finally waited until today~
778L【Preparation~】
After dreaming for a long time, the enemy finally stabbed the first brother with a sword~
779L【Sing together~】
Manually summon Brother Kong Chan.
The location of the stabbing is the kidney, will it affect how big and good I will be in the future?
780L [The first handle of Yuxu Palace]
possible!Does the landlord buy medicine?Our sect specially developed pills for this kind of situation, one pill is guaranteed, two pills are effective, three pills are vigorous and vigorous, and four pills are full of vitality!First-served, first-served! Hurry up!
781L [Kong Chanju sells kidneys]
What the hell are the five energies towards the Yuan, the pills mutate human organs?
Really selling money?
782L [Thinking about it is a bit scary]
Ok, I'll try it out tonight.Consider whether to buy or not.
The enemy is coming, I'll pretend to be sick first.See you.
783L [The first handle of Yuxu Palace]
Try it out tonight...?He cast a worried and gloating look at the first brother's other kidney.
784L【==】
……
Guys, I've been stabbed again.
812L [The first handle of Yuxu Palace]
Today is a good day~
813L [My friends downstairs, how are you doing! 】
Everything you want can be done~
814L [I'm fine!Hi everyone~]
This is the situation.
Just now he came in to visit me who was sick in bed, his conscience ached, and he changed the medicine for me in a gentle and lovely way.
The way he bowed his head was very nice, I couldn't help it, I hugged him and kissed him, accidentally crushing the flying sword of my life during the process of making out.
He smiled softly and said softly: It's okay, I don't mind that at all.
Then his right hand was affected by the spell, and he stabbed me uncontrollably.
815L [The first handle of Yuxu Palace]
Brother No. [-] speaks like water
816L【==】
Imagine a gentle, smiling nemesis
817L【creepy】
The landlord went to your master uncle :)
The second senior brother will only smile at his fellow seniors, and I will just watch you get jealous, greedy, crazy and obscene, and then expose it mercilessly.
Ha ha ha.
818L [Gui Yuanzong's super fierce junior brother]
Hello, junior brother upstairs, it’s Chinese New Year, do you want a gift?Brother buys you>3
819L [The first handle of Yuxu Palace]
I'm going to fuck you a spell great alchemy furnace :)
Guiyuanzong has crowdfunded Lingshi to buy you Yuanying, and the little brother of Kunlun Mountain has just taken over the task.I hope you stay in the human world longer and enjoy the last peaceful immortal life :)
820L [Gui Yuanzong's super fierce junior brother]
Have you started to climb juniors yet?The development is a little faster!
821L【==】
The speed at which the first brother's heart fell was astonishing.
822L【==】
The back row witnessed that the first brother hit a wall.
823L [showing a gratified and joyful smile]
Alright~ Junior brother is good, I will buy it for you when I return to the sect~>3
PS call Kong Chan brother.This time the left chest was stabbed, there was a lot of blood flow, the bones could be seen, the heart was broken a little... Uh, half of it was broken, is there any medicine to recommend?
824L [The first handle of Yuxu Palace]
Hello landlord!In this case... there is no recommendation. It is recommended to prepare for the funeral as soon as possible.
825L [Kong Chanju sells kidneys]
No, I feel pretty good, very energetic.It's just a little cold.
825L [The first handle of Yuxu Palace]
...Sorry, I underestimated how defiant sword repair is.
826L【Shivering】
... What about the agreed sword repair with high attack and low defense?
827L [I may have repaired the fake one]
Landlord, please wake up!In this situation, it is obvious that the Flying Sword of Fate is continuing your life for you! ! !
Who is in the human world!Come to the rescue! ! ! ! !
828L【Peace-loving Swordsman】
The Love Severance Division organizes a collective New Year's Eve, and the entire sect is in the spirit world!
829L【==】
There is a senior sister here, waiting for me to contact you!
830L [The third cutest star of the Astrology School]
It's over, Senior Sister has just returned to Central Continent!
831L [The third cutest star of the Astrology School]
Is the first brother still alive? !
832L【==】
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
833L【Little Disciple of the Inner Sect of Yuxu Palace】
The author has something to say: Happy New Year~ Watch the year and drive the flying boat by the way hhh
See you on Weibo tomorrow morning>3