Abnormal group wear

Chapter 31

Cheng Xiaochi took two bites for the first time and thought it was delicious, but now he felt dizzy and his mouth was numb.

Paralysis egg!Actually met a black shop! ?

Before fainting, Cheng Xiaochi saw several people jumping out from behind the counter, and the beautiful lady boss smiled coquettishly: "It's a big harvest today, two beautiful young masters came here at once, and my wife will eat meat tonight."

Then he heard a sneer in his ear, which he couldn't remember afterwards.

When he woke up again, Cheng Xiaochi was lying on the bed, still extremely hot, surrounded by the emperor's cold snort and a somewhat familiar voice.

"I waited for a few days, just wanting to catch something. I didn't expect you to go straight into the urn. Before I made a move, this young master..."

Cheng Xiaochi: ...

His mind was fuzzy, but he also understood this sentence—this idiot took the drug himself without waiting for me to do it.

Cheng Xiaochi felt that there must be three words written on his head: I was taken advantage of.

"Woooooooo..."

He wanted to speak, but Cheng Xiaochi couldn't speak, and when he opened his mouth, there was only a humming sound.nine nine nine xs.

Then he heard footsteps, the emperor came over, looked down at him, and touched his forehead: "It's so hot."

Gu Yun's expression was weird: "It's been so long, the potency of the medicine should have faded, right? Ordinary drugs won't last for so long."

The few people squatting in front were the policemen from the nearby town yamen. He walked over and looked down at Cheng Xiaochi.

It is a generous face.

His face changed, a little weird, "This doesn't look like an ordinary drug."

Huh?

what is that?

Cheng Xiaochi felt uneasy.

Cheng Xiaochi was conscious, but he couldn't move his body, he couldn't even speak, his eyes were half-closed, and then he opened them with great effort.

Gu Yun came up and talked about breath, and his face changed a little.

"It's raining heavily outside, where can I find a doctor now?"

Cheng Xiaochi is in a hurry, what kind of medicine is this?Say it quickly, I am so anxious to death!

However, no one heard what he was saying, and after chatting for several rounds, they didn't mention what kind of medicine it was.

After a while, Cheng Xiaochi heard the sound of water, and it should be bath water.

What is the emperor doing to take a shower now?

Cheng Xiaochi was still unable to move, but his eyeballs wanted to turn to the left, to see if the emperor was naked, and to see if there were any secrets on his body.

Something's wrong, hey, it's time, you still think about this?

Then Cheng Xiaochi saw the emperor appearing in front of him, naked.

The young man lay tearfully, looking like a red-eyed rabbit, anxious to speak, but unable to speak.The side of the neck was all red, and even the base of the ears were also red. In fact, under the collar, it should be completely pink.

When Cheng Xiaochi heard the door closing and footsteps, it seemed that someone had left. Fortunately, Gu Yun was still there, so Cheng Xiaochi would not be nervous.

As for being nervous.

When Cheng Xiaochi felt that the enthusiasm in his body was not caused by being too stuffy, he began to get nervous.

His body was completely anesthetized and he didn't feel much, but after the medicine gradually started to wear off, he could feel some changes in his body.

Uh, what about this change?

It's like someone is holding a torch and preparing to cook you, and the way that person cooks you is still lukewarm, little by little...

As an otaku with a mind full of yellow waste, he always thinks of something.

When Cheng Xiaochi was put into the water and felt cold, his whole body began to tremble, just like reaching a cold hand into your collar in winter...

What's the matter, it's not summer, why are you taking a cold shower?

It's actually not cold water, it's warm water, but Cheng Xiaochi's body is too hot, and it feels like he's taking a cold shower right now.

"Yiyiyaya," Cheng Xiaochi was finally able to make another sound, although this sound was not fundamentally different from "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo".

"Go down," came the emperor's voice.

Then Gu Yun said "yes", footsteps sounded, and he left.

With the sound of closing the door, Cheng Xiaochi seemed to feel that he could move, but he tried hard, and only his little finger moved.

The emperor came around behind him, suddenly stretched out his hand to circle him, went deep into the water... put it on his belt! ? ? ? ?

Cheng Xiaochi opened his eyes wide in horror, what are you doing?brother?

Then I felt my waist loosen, and the belt was pulled off and passed across my eyes.

Ahhh, dog emperor, what's the matter with you! ?

Don't bring it like this!

How could the honor of the Ninth Five-Year Plan take advantage of others' dangers! ?

People who can't move are not as interesting as people who can move! ?

You always tell me well, I don't necessarily agree! !

Oh oh oh!

Then, the outer robe was gone, and the underwear, woo woo woo, was gone!

Cheng Xiaochi was sweating profusely.

Facts have proved that people's potential is unlimited, and no one knows what they can do unless they are forced.

The tip of his tongue was free from numbness, and he could speak.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, what are you going to do? Put down my obscene pants, we are still..." good friends.

The emperor paused with his fingers, raised his head, and looked at the eyes that were already tearing up, the corners of the eyes that were slightly raised, and the tip of the nose that was already red, it looked so tempting to swallow.

The emperor laughed: "You have been drugged."

Cheng Xiaochi: "I know..."

"You know you still eat?"

Cheng Xiaochi: "..."

"I didn't know before..."

Once he was able to speak, Cheng Xiaochi would not be far from the failure of the anesthetic. Now that he was soaked in ice water, he couldn't feel the coolness.

So hot.

Emperor: "Do you know what medicine is in it?"

Cheng Xiaochi said, "I don't know..."

"Are you hot?" asked the emperor.

Cheng Xiaochi said, "It's hot..."

The emperor asked again: "Do you feel any abnormality in your body?"

Cheng Xiaochi said in his heart, then let me feel it...

Wait, this is ancient times!It's still strange to travel through the world, even there are immortal cultivators, isn't that...

Walking in the rivers and lakes, the most indispensable thing in martial arts novels is a kind of medicine called spring...

Then, as soon as he felt it again, he felt Xiao Xiaochi's abnormal movement, and when he lowered his head, he was face to face with him, very embarrassed.

Cheng Xiaochi: ...Damn it.

"felt it."

"Ha ha."

Cheng Xiaochi: Hehe, your sister!Believe it or not! ?

After Cheng Xiaochi complained, his whole body was not good, and the effect of the anesthetic gradually disappeared, and he could feel how bad his whole body was.

Even talking, trembling.

"I, what medicine did I take?"

The emperor said calmly, expressionless: "Scatter."

This name doesn't sound like... What kind of medicine is Chun Na?

It's a pity that this name is the title party, and his core is Chun Na Han Yao.

Die the headline party! !

Woo woo woo.

Ahhh, think about it!Tathagata Buddha!Uncle Zhou from the neighborhood next door!Aunt Chen from the neighborhood committee!A tramp on the street! ! !go down!

It's a pity that this trick worked normally, but it doesn't work now.

Cheng Xiaochi looked at the emperor helplessly, "Your Majesty, what should we do?"

Cheng Xiaochi felt able to move, and quickly curled up, trying to cover the indescribable place.

However, at this moment, Cheng Xiaochi was like a boiled shrimp, already half dead, being caught lightly by a man, both wrists were bound.

"What are you doing!?" Cheng Xiaochi yelled out!

As soon as he yelled, he was so frightened that he couldn't yell out, because the emperor didn't seem to be smiling just now, but became so scary!

He instantly thought of the emperor at the rockery.

Although these days have long diluted the memory of that day, once I think about it, it is like being washed by water after the glass is dusty, as new.

This made Cheng Xiaochi's whole body stiff, and every cell screamed.

"do not move."

The emperor's voice was behind his ears, and then Cheng Xiaochi's hands were tied.

Wait, hey, what are you doing tied up! !

Cheng Xiaochi almost cried, "Your Majesty, I've been drugged and I can't move, why are you tying me up!?"

After the emperor said, "The widow is afraid of what you will do to the widow", he continued to strip off Cheng Xiaochi's clothes.

Cheng Xiaochi:? ? ?

What the hell are you talking about?

I am against you! ?

At this time, someone knocked on the door, and Cheng Xiaochi almost jumped out of the water, like a fish.

Gu Yun came in with something in his hand: "Zhao Putou found this from the proprietress's room. It has been tested for poison, and it is not poisonous. It is said that it may be the antidote..."

Gu Yun looked at his nose and his heart, and left after delivering the things, Cheng Xiaochi said in his heart that there was finally an antidote... woo woo woo!

"Is it possible?" The emperor opened his nose and took a light sniff.

Cheng Xiaochi also smelled the fragrance, it was a faint mint smell,

"Your Majesty, since there is an antidote, let me take it!" Cheng Xiaochi stared at the emperor with pleading eyes.

The emperor glanced at the white Cheng Xiaochi, then got up, took out a small cup, poured some into it, and mixed it with tea.

Cheng Xiaochi stared at the emperor's things, wary, the dog emperor is so kind?He obviously coveted Lao Tzu's body, but he gave the antidote so easily?

Facts have proved that Cheng Xiaochi used the heart of a villain to measure the belly of a gentleman. The emperor handed the teacup to his mouth. Cheng Xiaochi pressed his lips against the rim of the cup. The cup slowly tilted, and the bitter and sour water flowed into his throat like this. .

The tea was warm in the mouth, although it didn't taste good, but after it flowed down the throat, it suddenly became very cold.

It's like drinking a glass of ice water that has just thawed, and the refreshing coolness travels down the throat.

As soon as he finished drinking, Cheng Xiaochi felt comfortable all over his body, and the anger in his body was also suppressed.

The body was almost able to move, Cheng Xiaochi struggled a little, and the emperor let go of his wrist.

After the fiery feeling subsided, Cheng Xiaochi felt cold, and quickly got out of the tub, ignoring the emperor's presence, and immediately wiped it off and put on his pajamas.

At this moment, someone knocked on the door again, it was Gu Yun again, he ran in anxiously, seeing Cheng Xiaochi had come out of the water, his expression immediately changed.

Cheng Xiaochi secretly said: Not good! !

Emperor: "What's going on?"

Gu Yun quickly said: "The medicine just now... After interrogating the proprietress, she said it's not the antidote."

Cheng Xiaochi:? ?

There is something wrong with the proprietress!

"What is that!?" Cheng Xiaochi was about to cry!

Gu Yun: "It's the eunuch used by the proprietress to murder her ex-husband and keep him from lifting."

As soon as he finished speaking, Cheng Xiaochi rushed out regardless, laying down by the door and scratching his throat.

Crying while digging: "Fuck, woo woo, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, I haven't enjoyed it yet."

Picking his throat was still useful, Cheng Xiaochi vomited most of it, almost all of it.

He was hot and cold for a while, crying for a while and throwing up for a while. His body was not too strong, but after crying, his eyes darkened and he passed out.

Before he fainted, he saw someone holding him up.

It was the emperor, "What, did you spit it out?"

Cheng Xiaochi didn't answer him, but left a sentence with his eyes closed: "I'm a ghost and I won't let that lady boss go!!! She has no farts/eyes when she gives birth to a child!!"

emperor:……

So cold so cold.

How hot it was before is how cold it is now.

Cheng Xiaochi was in a hurry to find the heat source around him. After searching for a while, he found the heat source. He immediately touched it and hugged it.

Uh, it's so warm.

The emperor froze, and couldn't believe that the young man would throw himself into his arms. He looked sideways, and the young man was already in a daze of sleep. He probably didn't know what he was doing at all.

The emperor's eyes became extremely strange, his brows frowned, and he seemed to be thinking of something, which made him a little confused.

After a while, his eyes became even more strange.

Cheng Xiaochi hugged his own heat source, muttering in his mouth: "Uh, a hot water bottle."

Cheng Xiaochi opened his eyes, only felt that the scenery in front of him was swaying, he murmured: "Am I going to heaven?"

But no, he was in the carriage and they were on their way back to the palace.

Seeing the young man's strange movement, the emperor bent down to look at him, and when he heard a word from the other party, his expression changed completely.

The way back is the same as when I came here. It was difficult to resist when I was not sick, but now I am sick because of the scattered and subsequent operations, and the way back is even more uncomfortable.

The body buff failed, and the emperor didn't have much reaction even holding him to eat.

Along the way, drinking water, eating, sleeping, and even peeing, he had to be supported by the fuck! ! !

Cheng Xiaochi couldn't refuse, because he was really not good at it.

Hey, how can a man say that he can't do it.

After tossing and turning for a few days, Gu Yun said, "It's almost here."

Let Cheng Xiaochi feel that he is about to be rescued.

After entering the city, Gu Yun intentionally took a different road from the time he came out, the car could pass by the downtown area, Cheng Xiaochi couldn't help but peek at the window even though he was weak all over.

The prosperity of the capital is by no means comparable to that of Jiangnan. The ancient street scene under the night light is very interesting, but after watching it for a while, his back hurts, and because he is really curious, he refuses to sit back.

After persisting for a while, his waist softened, and he fell back. When he fell back, his waist felt hot, and an arm held him firmly.

Cheng Xiaochi was startled, and his face became uncomfortable.

The emperor probably felt pity for him being drugged and taking the wrong antidote for his poor health. He was really not used to being kind to him in every possible way these days.

It took about an hour for the car to drive into the imperial city, taking advantage of the darkness, they arrived at the palace all the way.

The car stopped, and Cheng Xiaochi felt a little drowsy afterwards, woke up in a daze, and wanted to get out of the car with the emperor, but when he got to the door of the car, he felt a forceful embrace of him.

hey hey?

Cheng Xiaochi came back to his senses, he was carried by the emperor and entered the gate of the palace.

"Your Majesty, I will go by myself... How bad it is!!"

The emperor didn't speak, and the journey was very long. In fact, Cheng Xiaochi was not too worried about his face, but was worried that the emperor would fall off because of his lack of energy...

As soon as he arrived in the dormitory, there were a group of imperial doctors waiting. After Cheng Xiaochi was put down, the imperial doctor on the left opened his eyelids to look at his eyes, the one on the right felt his pulse, and the one on the bottom knocked on his knee...

Finally, I was diagnosed, talked a lot, and came to a conclusion that I need to take medicine for half a month to restore my sex/function.

Cheng Xiaochi's eyes widened, like a red goldfish, the eyeballs were about to fall out.

Lying on the bed, he just felt that life was hopeless...

The emperor asked the imperial doctor to retreat, and when he returned to the bed, he saw Cheng Xiaochi's eyes were dull, as if he was in a vegetable state.

"Your Majesty, am I useless? Don't comfort me anymore, I know...my hysteria is gone, am I... woo woo woo!"

emperor:……

Cheng Xiaochi continued: "In this case, why don't you let me go out of the palace, anyway, I can't serve His Majesty, after all..." You are zero, I can't fuck you if I can't get up.

The emperor was puzzled: "Why can't you serve the widow?"

Cheng Xiaochi glanced at the emperor, his face was still blush.

"Then what... I won't lift it anymore, how can I serve you?"

That's right, the naive Cheng Xiaochi still feels that he is the one above.

The emperor was speechless, silent for a few seconds, suddenly understood something, covered his lips with the back of his hand and laughed.

Cheng Xiaochi went to see him, but for some unknown reason, the emperor lowered his head, let his hair loose, and pulled it aside, the light was so eye-catching, Cheng Xiaochi didn't dare to look at him from the side.

"What is His Majesty laughing at?"

The emperor looked at him and said: "The imperial doctor said that you will recover in half a month, and it will not be too late to make a conclusion."

On the second day, Cheng Xiaochi returned to his bedroom. He was exhausted from going out to the palace, and became thinner from torture. When Xiao Zuo saw him, he almost shed tears.

Cheng Xiaochi waved his hand: "Your brother, I'm fine, don't cry, I'll sleep for a few days before talking..."

Then the next day, rumors spread from the palace:

The emperor didn't go to court for half a month, and he was looking for pleasure in the palace every day, and Chengchi was alone.Huan is too reluctant, resulting in a sallow, thin and sickly face...

All the officials shouted: blue face is a disaster!The Fairy Concubine of the Prosperous Age! ! !

When Gao Zhao sent the news, Cheng Xiaochi was speechless for a long time, before he said, "Did the emperor ask for leave when he went out?"

Gao Zhao stood by the door: "No, the emperor said he was sick, and you were not in the pavilion, so..."

"Ahh! Something's wrong!" Cheng Xiaochi hugged the pillow impotently and furiously, his body still had no strength, crying and whimpering, feeling like a little chicken.

After calming down, he took out the mahjong he had hidden all the way and said to Gao Zhao: "I'm so bored, I really want to smoke a cigarette, forget it, forget it, don't play mahjong, let's do ten laps first!!! "