The emperor of our family always dies

Chapter 7

"You vicious dog."

Mingyue smiled ferociously, and approached the ignorant Yaoyao step by step, "Dare to steal my instant noodles, are you impatient?"

Dogs have always had a keen sense of hearing, and they can always react the fastest to danger, but this time they didn't notice Mingyue's approach at all. One reason is that eating and drinking can easily make people or dogs sleepy and let their minds relax. On the other hand, it is also because Ming Yue deliberately suppressed the sound of footsteps, which was easy for him who practiced martial arts since childhood.

Poor Yaoyao gradually began to doze off after reminiscing about the perfect meal, her big eyes gradually narrowed into a slit, making her eyelashes grow longer and longer.

Seeing this, Mingyue gently pulled out his sword named "Fufeng" from his waist, and laughed slyly.

Then he held the hilt of the sword, held his breath, and swung the long sword, and saw the sword light shuttle between Yaoyao's golden hair, like a swimming dragon, the dazzling golden color and the bright sword light complement each other, making people dazzled.

After he finished dancing with his sword, golden hairs were already flying in the air, floating around like catkins in April.

And Yaoyao had already fallen into a deep sleep, not knowing what she had experienced in these short few minutes.

Ming Yue took a closer look at the ball of hair in front of him, nodded in satisfaction, repaying old and new grudges together, this feeling couldn't be more pleasant.

Seeing the dog hair on the ground again, I went to the kitchen to get a dustpan to clean it up, cleaned up the scene of the crime, and then soaked a bucket of noodles for myself again, and after eating and drinking, I lay down on the sofa Also dozed off, but also leisurely.

……

Because he hasn't touched the game for a while, Lu Sigu's technology is a little rusty. The game he is playing now is called "Watch xx", which is the latest shooting game developed by their company. sought after.

Although he participated in some aspects of the game design, Lu Sigu's technical level in playing games will not improve because of his participation in game development.

In fact, his game is pretty bad. From the "death" shots that keep popping up on the screen, it can be seen how bad his skills are.

This is a very strange and contradictory place. As a programmer engaged in game development, although Lu Sigu's level of writing code is not top-notch, he can barely be called a "god" in the company. It's unbelievable that the level can be so bad.

It's not that he didn't think about opening a cheat for himself, but in the spirit of fair competition, he finally felt that it was better to fight in the real world.

The death scene came as promised, and several messages popped up on the screen.

Passerby A sent a small pink flower, plus a cucumber, and complained happily: [I know that every time I am in a bad mood, I will be much happier when I come here to see Yaoda being abused~]

Passerby B sent a cucumber together and echoed: [upstairs + ID number]

"..."

The online name Lu Sigu gave himself is "Yaoyao is very handsome", which is easy to understand, simple and rude, and it looks like the late stage of pet dog mania.

He ignored the chat history at the bottom of the screen, glanced at the number of people entering the room before the start of the next round of the game, and unexpectedly found that there were many more people entering the room than when he logged in last time, which was beyond his expectation.

And among his few fans, there is a netizen called "Grapefruit is a little sour", who can be called his loyal fan, or a brain-dead fan. As long as he is broadcasting live, that person will definitely stay in front of the screen , not even one issue.

Although he hasn't said a word until now, he will be given a yacht or a Ferrari every time. This is in front of a group of poor dicks who usually just throw a banana at the anchor, send a bouquet of flowers, praise their talent, and throw a pumpkin. It's just like the existence of Hao.

Therefore, "Grapefruit is a bit sour", this netizen who is still unknown as male or female, is even more popular in the live broadcast room than Lu Sigu.

Everyone speculates that "Grapefruit is a little sour" is a young rich woman or a married young woman who has a crush on Lu Sigu. Due to various reasons, she dare not confess, so she can only express her feelings in this way.

The imagination of netizens is always so rich, for this, Lu Sigu just pretended that he was blind and didn't see anything.

Just at this moment, "Grapefruit is a bit sour" entered the room, without saying a word, first dumped a yacht, and added a bouquet of fiery red roses, which immediately caused a small wave in the live broadcast room.

The applause and applause in the chat area swiped the screen instantly.

Lu Sigu wiped off a drop of cold sweat from his forehead, and said thank you as usual.

Passer-by B: [Yaoda's voice is so nice, why don't you say a few more words (⊙_⊙)? 】

Passer-by C: [Yaoda has always been coquettish, cherishes words like gold, is there a newcomer upstairs? →_→]

Passerby Ding: [It's not just that you don't like to talk, even your face is so hidden →_→]

Passerby E: [I strongly suggest you change the camera, it’s too blurry, you can’t see your face clearly (Д)ノ]

Passerby C: [Is the cane made upstairs? This is not a problem with the camera, it is obviously a problem with the lighting→_→]

Passer-by N: [Upstairs is correct, it’s so big, can’t you turn up the lights a little bit? 】

[How about you change the game to a small screen, and change you to a big screen, we don't want to watch you play games, we want to watch you^_^]

[Yes, yes, don't be so embarrassed, no matter how crippled you are, those who love you will always love you]

【So, turn on the light and show us ^O^】

[Yes, yes, yes, take a look and you won't get pregnant (▽)~]

All of a sudden, the style of painting in the chat area changed suddenly, and everyone clamored for Lu Sigu to show his face seriously.

The dialog box in the lower right corner of the game showing the live broadcaster is small, hidden in the colorful game interface, it is easy to be ignored, and it disappears from time to time.

In addition, Lu Sigu always kept the lights relatively dim during the live broadcast, and when the curtains were drawn, the huge shadow hit his face, which was really hard to distinguish.

Some people even said that "the grapefruit is a bit sour" and asked her to send more yachts or planes to blow up Lu Sigu.

And "the grapefruit is a bit sour" really sent another yacht and rewarded a few red envelopes. This is undoubtedly throwing a huge rock into the calm lake water, which instantly arouses thousands of layers of waves.

Lu Sigu couldn't help but feel a bit of a headache, it was the first time he had encountered such boisterous booing.

At this moment, there was a sound of knocking on the door, accompanied by a painful howling of a dog.

When Lu Sigu heard it was Yaoyao's voice, he quickly took off his earphones, got up and opened the door.

When leaving the computer desk, his elbow accidentally touched the keyboard, and the game screen on the screen was switched off immediately, replaced by Lu Sigu's room, although the light was a bit dim, but he could still get a general idea of ​​it.

The chat area was silent for a moment.

A few seconds later, the pot suddenly exploded.

Passerby A: [So... that thin and tall figure just now is Yaoda (⊙_⊙)? 】

Passerby B: [Is there nothing wrong with my eyes (⊙_⊙)? 】

Passerby C: [Yaoda seems to be more handsome than expected (⊙_⊙)]

Passer-by Ding: [@石子有点液, Did you already know that Yaoda is a hot pot (⊙_⊙)? 】

Passer-by N: [Same as @石子 a little sour, sure enough a scheming girl→_→]

Grapefruit is a bit sour: ["..."]

……

Lu Sigu opened the door, saw Yaoyao in front of him, and felt that his eyes had been injured ten thousand points.

A fluffy dog, now... all sorts of weird things?

The long hair around the neck, which looked like a thick scarf in winter, was gone, replaced by a circle of pink and tender skin, just like taking off a golden scarf and putting on a small pink scarf. Shawl.

A skin area about five centimeters long was cut out on the top of the four feet. It looked like he was wearing two fluffy long-leg pants and four fluffy short boots on his feet. How funny how funny.

Seeing Yaoyao like this, Lu Sigu froze in place at first, and after a long time he realized that he laughed unkindly. When he saw Yaoyao baring his teeth at him in protest, he quickly held back his smile and put on an angry expression. .

Needless to say, it must be another good thing that Mingyue did.

Lu Sigu patted Fu Yaoyao's head to comfort him, promised to avenge it, then rushed to the living room angrily, and kicked Mingyue who was sleeping soundly on the sofa.

Ming Yue was dreaming that he was back in the palace, lying on his spacious and comfortable soft couch carved with dragons, and two beautiful maids would pinch his shoulders and beat his legs, and another two maids would take turns to feed him. of fine grapes.

Just as he was falling into the gentle village, he saw the palace lady suddenly dropped the gilt tray of dragons holding the grapes in her hand, pulled out a dagger from her sleeve, and stabbed at him fiercely.

Seeing that the sharp dagger was about to pierce his heart, he hurriedly shouted: "Come on, escort, come on, there is an assassin attacking!"

While yelling loudly and avoiding the assassination of the palace maid, he tilted his body and rolled down from the dragon couch heavily, causing pain in his back.

Ming Yue suddenly woke up from his sleep, and when he opened his eyes, he saw Lu Sigu looking down at him, with a few hints of mockery, a sneer, and a joke at the corner of his mouth.

The author has something to say: the text is a bit slow, but is this the rhythm of a stand-alone machine⊙﹏⊙