Chapter 23
Chapter 23
"Xiao Gu, what's wrong with you this time?"
Old Doctor Chen obviously didn't notice the embarrassed look and unnatural expression on Lu Sigu's face, so he said without hesitation.
Long ago, he wanted to shift the topic away from himself, so Lu Sigu pulled Mingyue beside him.
"I'm fine, but my friend seems to have caught a cold and has a little fever, please see and give him an injection."
"Oh?" Mr. Chen's gaze shifted from Lu Sigu to Mingyue at once, he narrowed his eyes, and stretched his head slightly, "Xiao Gu, when did you talk to someone? This girl is not bad, she looks very handsome, and she is very good-looking. Pretty classy."
Lu Sigu: "..."
Mingyue: "..."
Seeing that Mingyue's face was about to change, and the dark clouds of Wuyang and Wuyang were about to gather together, Lu Sigu quickly explained: "Uncle, you made a mistake, he is not a girl, but a man." Added a sentence: "It's still 24k, pure man."
After finishing speaking, he glanced at Ming Yue, and saw that although he was frowning and had a gloomy expression, the resentment gathered just now had dissipated a lot.
"Oh." Old Doctor Chen had a remorseful expression again, took off his glasses and rubbed his eyes, "I have a bad memory, and my eyesight is getting worse and worse. Xiao Gu, your body will not be able to bear it in the future."
Lu Sigu: "→_→"
Are the elderly people now so open-minded?
Can you say everything about xx casually?
Also, what the hell is it that he is afraid that his body will not be able to bear it? Are you questioning his ability in a certain aspect?
Lu Sigu had dark lines on his face, but out of the corner of his eyes, he caught a glimpse of Ming Yue secretly smiling.
"Seeing that his hair is so long, I thought it was a girl." Dr. Chen stared at Ming Yue's hair curiously, and asked, "Is the young man an artist?"
"No." Ming Yue denied.
"That's for playing music?" I guess that's the expression on Dr. Chen's face.
Ming Yue shook his head, "No."
"If you don't engage in art or music, why do you keep your hair so long?" Dr. Chen looked surprised.
Mingyue thought in his heart: What are you doing!
But she still respectfully said: "When I was young, I was weak, and my mother was afraid that I would not be able to support me, so I went to a fortune teller, who said that it would be good to grow my hair."
"Oh, so that's how it is." Dr. Chen had a sudden realization on his face, "I've heard of this custom, pretending to be a baby girl to raise them well, is the same as naming a child Goudan, and raising a leftover dog cheaply."
"..."
Lu Sigu quickly changed the subject: "Uncle Chen, where is the thermometer, I'll take his temperature."
Dr. Chen then turned around and went to the inner room. Not long after, he took a thermometer, shook the mercury inside it to below 35°C, and handed it to Mingyue, but Mingyue didn't take it for a long time.
Lu Sigu was a little puzzled, so he couldn't help urging: "Take it quickly, spread your arms, put them in your armpits and take your temperature."
Ming Yue still didn't move.
It's so hard to serve!
Lu Sigu took the thermometer for him, and wanted to stuff the thermometer in from the neck, but because the collar of the sweater was too high, it was difficult to start, so he directly lifted part of his clothes rudely, stretched his hand in from the bottom, and groped all the way. He reached into the armpit, and felt like an old hooligan for a moment.
"!"
Ming Yue's eyes widened suddenly, his whole body froze like a stone, and a red tide surged on his face unconsciously.
Lu Sigu didn't notice the change in him at all, and carefully found a suitable place to put the thermometer in.
"You should move it a little bit and clamp it tightly so that it doesn't fall off."
Mingyue didn't respond to his words at all, as if his soul was out of his body.
Lu Sigu looked up at him suspiciously, and saw that his face was flushed, his breath was short of breath, his long and narrow phoenix eyes were staring straight ahead with a hint of fascination, and a few strands of loose hair stuck to his forehead with sweat It is indescribably sexy and charming.
There was a bang, and something exploded in his head.
Indulging in beauty, indulging in beauty, he finally understood the meaning of these words.
Inexplicably feeling an evil fire burning in his throat, Lu Sigu couldn't help swallowing, and quickly looked away, for fear that if he continued to stare at him like this, he couldn't help but do something to him, but he didn't care. Suddenly, he caught a glimpse of a part of his lower body that seemed to be slightly bulging, and when he realized what it was, his ears felt hot, and his face immediately burned.
Lu Sigu was dumbfounded, for the convenience of inserting the thermometer for him, he is now almost half squatting in front of him, and now encountering such a situation, this posture is so weird no matter how you look at it.
No wonder he was so slow to take the thermometer, it turned out to be the reason.
On the one hand, Lu Sigu felt a little embarrassed, and on the other hand, he found it funny. He didn't expect this guy to be so interesting, even if he was motion sick, and his armpits were so sensitive, it was simply a weird thing.
There is a feeling of catching someone else's handle, and unconsciously there is a hint of joy.
"How about it, Xiao Gu, have you measured it?"
Seeing the two of them dawdling for so long, Dr. Chen finally couldn't help reminding.
"Ah, all right, all right!"
Lu Sigu suddenly came back to his senses, and found that his voice had become dry and hoarse.
Mingyue's absent-minded eyes began to focus, and the flush on his face gradually faded away.
However, the red tide faded, and a new wave of embarrassment, anger, and gloom was quietly brewing on the face.
:-P
There was a faint feeling that a storm was coming, Lu Sigu stood up quickly, never thinking that because he kept a posture for a long time, his legs became numb, and then his feet softened, and he fell onto Mingyue's body.
Moreover, it was a coincidence that his face was buried in a place where it was difficult to speak.
Lu Sigu: (dish) convex
Apprentice passing by: (⊙_⊙)
Mingyue: (▼_▼)
******
On the streets blown by the wind, the night has gradually begun.
When the first neon lights flash, the night of the city begins its splendor.
On the crowded road, all kinds of vehicles are connected end to end, along the winding track of the road, stretching into the distance, and the dazzling lights flow into a river.
On the sidewalk next to the road, Lu Sigu walked briskly with a dark face. Occasionally, lights passed through the evergreen trees on both sides of the path, casting mottled shadows on his body.
Ming Yue followed behind him, although his footsteps were in a hurry, but his walking posture seemed weird. Seeing that the distance between the person in front and him was getting farther and farther, he couldn't help shouting: "Lu Sigu, wait Wait for me." But Lu Sigu didn't mean to slow down at all.
Mingyue knew what he was angry about, wasn't he just angry about what happened just now, but the problem is that such an embarrassing scene was not caused by him, in fact, if he hadn't forced himself to take his temperature, how could he have poked himself Sensitive areas, if you don’t poke your own sensitive areas, then how can you stand up, if you don’t stand up, how can he lie down on the ground with weak legs, if he is on the ground by accident, how can he cause others misunderstanding.
Thinking of the scene just now, Mingyue only felt a heat in his lower abdomen, a few blushes appeared on his face, and his heart was inexplicably rippling like a boat on the lake.
"!"
No, it's ass.
It was the first time in his life that he, the majestic king of a country, was stripped of his trousers by an old man and poked a thick needle into his buttocks, calling it an injection. Lu Sigu actually looked on coldly with his arms folded.
The boat of friendship capsizes, and the giant ship of friendship sinks.
Don't ask him how he knew this sentence, he used Lu Sigu's mobile phone to scan Weibo a few days ago.
Although he is an old antique who traveled from ancient times, under the teaching of Lu Sigu, under the influence of modern technology and culture, with his own intelligence and wisdom, he has gradually kept up with the pace of the times.
However, the pace of the times has kept up, but Lu Sigu's footsteps can't keep up.
"Lu Sigu, it's all your fault. My butt hurts and I can't walk anymore. You have to be responsible for me."
Since he is unwilling to wait for him, it seems that he can only save the country with a curve.
o(︶^︶)o
Someone around has already looked over curiously because of this sentence, and saw a long-haired, uh, unisex man covering his buttocks with his hands on the side of the road, walking in a strange posture, and then thinking of the sentence just now Words, can't help thinking about it.
Sure enough, Lu Sigu stopped in his tracks, the veins on his forehead throbbed, and the thin ice on his face showed faint signs of cracking.
Ming Yue came up to him with a smile, put his hands on his shoulders, and said, "Xiao Guzi, why are you walking so fast, don't you know to wait for me?"
Lu Sigu raised his brows, his eyes gathered a cold light, and said coldly, "Take your claws away."
"Are you minding what happened just now?" Mingyue's claws clung to Lu Sigu's shoulders without moving.
The coldness in Lu Sigu's eyes became more and more serious: "If you mention this matter again, your mouth will be slit."
"What a ruthless person." Ming Yue pretended to be wronged by his daughter-in-law.
Lu Sigu was unmoved: "Since you know, just keep your mouth shut."
"But my butt really hurts, and I still have to walk so far."
"Oh?" Lu Sigu turned his head, squinted his eyes, his sharp eyes seemed to be able to pierce the night in an instant, and Mingyue was inexplicably guilty: "Who said you want to go back?"
Mingyue: "..."
Well, I have to walk down the path I chose even on my knees.
So, strong Mingyue, inspirational Mingyue, disabled?Zhijian Mingyue began the long journey home.
The cold wind is blowing, the dead leaves are fluttering, and on the misty street, a lonely figure is limping and struggling to walk in the dark night. The colorful neon lights flicker with dazzling light, and the prosperity of the world cannot be concealed. The loneliness of that shadow.
The play is quite enough...
Lu Sigu rolled his eyes silently in his heart, and then shouted at the figure: "Stop."
The walking figure stopped immediately, Lu Sigu went around in front of him, patted himself on the shoulder: "Come up."
"?"
Ming Yue looked puzzled.
Lu Sigu said impatiently: "Whatever you pretend, if you don't come up, you will fend for yourself."
Mingyue flew up, jumped up quickly, and clung to his body tightly, for fear that he would repent, but his heart was full of joy.
"Why are you so heavy!"
Even though I was mentally prepared, I still felt a bit strenuous when I actually carried the person on my back.
"There is no way, after all, the height is there." Ming Yue said happily and innocently.
"Are you spreading hatred!" Lu Sigu gave him a look of disdain in his heart.
"How come, do I seem to be such a loving and hating person?" Ming Yue refused to admit it.
"Too lazy to talk to you." Lu Sigu snorted coldly.
"I want to kiss you."
"..."
The author has something to say: the exam was abused, so the unscrupulous and stupid author molested Xiao Minggong and his long hair in this chapter, and also molested Xiao Gushou by the way, the next chapter, follow the plot, follow the plot, insist on daily updates Can't stop~(?Д?)ノ
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