Don't break it, I'm bent

Chapter 10

"Brother Jiang Yun, can I borrow your shower gel?" Xie Ran blushed behind his ears when he spoke, "There are also bath towels, I didn't bring them, I forgot to buy them just now."

Jiang Yun paused, then handed the shower gel and towel to Xie Ran.

Xie Ran took the things with a blushing face and quickly entered the bathroom.

Until the sound of water "哗哗——" sounded, Jiang Yun's face blushed unconsciously.

In the bathroom, Xie Ran and Jiang Yun had the same reaction. The water temperature was just right, but he felt very hot, and his thoughts gradually drifted away with the water temperature. Before, he and Jiang Yun also took a bath together...

Outside the bathroom, Jiang Yun took a cigarette and ran to the balcony to smoke.

Jiang Yun's dormitory is in a good location, facing south and facing the playground, so looking down from the balcony, there is always a lively scene outside.Even though it has just rained, there are still patches of water on the plastic track, but it does not prevent students who can't sit still from taking a walk at night.

Unlike the various controls in middle school, the atmosphere on the university campus is not at all relaxed.Take falling in love as an example. In middle school, it was absolutely forbidden to fall in love, not to mention falling in love, even male and female students were not allowed to walk together and fight.But the university is just the opposite. You can hear the teacher often urging the students to fall in love.

Some teachers also said that if you don't fall in love now, you won't even find a partner in the future.Not only that, there is even an elective course called Love Economics, but there are not many candidates.

Jiang Yun stood on the balcony, and from time to time, he would see young couples walking in pairs holding hands, and what's more, they were hugging and chewing downstairs.To be honest, Jiang Yun is also used to it, as long as he smokes on the balcony at night, he can see it.He didn't feel much, because it was none of his business.

It's just that Chen Zhao occasionally came to the balcony to see it, and he would cry for a while. His original words were: Why don't I have a sweet love?

Every time he said that, Hu Che would tell his glorious deeds again, and then the two of them would fight again.

Tonight, the two of them are very harmonious, maybe because of the game?

Chen Zhao had originally made an appointment with the girl who talked delicately to play games, but after the experience of losing stars last night, he really couldn't bear it.Ever since, he came up with a good idea to bring Hu Che together.

Of course Hu Che was unwilling, he didn't like the kind of girl whose words could make his skin crawl, but after Chen Zhao proposed to give him a can of eggs, our classmate Hu Che reluctantly agreed.

It's not that Hu Che is good at playing games, on the contrary, Hu Che is amazing at playing games.How should I put it, as long as you have long hands, you can't cook like him.

As for why Hu Che is so good, Chen Zhao still wants to pull him in?

The reason is actually very simple, because Hu Che's rank is low. If Hu Che plays with them, it means that they can't open the ranking and can only open the matchmaking. In this way, he doesn't have to lose stars.

But the facts proved that things were not as simple as Chen Zhao imagined, the matchmaking was started, and the start was pleasant.But as more and more girls died in the game, the situation gradually turned against the wind, and what was even worse was that the teammates quarreled.

Hu Che is okay, although he is disheveled, he keeps saying sorry.On the other hand, that girl was addicted to food, had a bad mouth, and had a bad temper. She completely ignored her image, and directly quarreled with her teammates, and greeted her teammates and the whole family across from top to bottom.

Later, several people started to scold each other on the mic, and the scene made people feel uncomfortable for a while.

Fortunately, Chen Zhao promised Hu Che not to turn on the horn, otherwise his ears would explode.

As the quarrel became more and more intense, the girl even scolded Hu Che along with her.

It happened that Hu Che wanted to hear what they were arguing about, so he turned on the loudspeaker.Who would have thought that the girl would just yell at him, the voice and the speed of her words made Hu Che stunned for a while.

"Is she scolding me?" Hu Che usually looks rough and nervous, but in fact, he is very polite when he speaks and does things, except of course when he quarrels with Chen Zhao.

Chen Zhao didn't respond to his words, but turned on the mic directly, "I'll take the dishes if he wants to. What else do you do besides having a stinking mouth? Seeing your operation, I regret not carrying the bowl The meal is here."

"Did you hear that, you green dogs." A female voice came from the speaker with disdain.

Chen Zhao frowned, and continued to speak: "I'm talking about you." On the screen of the mobile phone, Chen Zhao controlled the hero in the game, and the screen turned gray just because he blocked Hu Che.

"What did you say?" The female voice on the other end of the speaker was obviously displeased, "You're just fucking a dog, it's your honor to play games with you."

Hu Che vomited immediately on the spot, and then turned on the mic, saying: "No, you should retreat quickly." After speaking, he quit the game directly before the game was finished.

Seeing that Hu Che had quit the game, Chen Zhao was in no mood to continue playing. He turned off the screen and apologized to Hu Che in a low voice: "Then what... sorry, I don't know who she is. Such people."

Hu Che waved his hand, "It's okay, it's indeed my fault, I just didn't expect that girl to be so talkative."

Chen Zhao scratched his head, "What are you doing, you have no quality."

"Actually, it's not the girl's fault. The rabbit bites people when it's in a hurry! Not to mention she was killed so many times." Hu Che wasn't trying to defend the girl, he just thought it was understandable.

Chen Zhao has seen a lot of scolding, and he himself has been scolded many times, but he just gets upset when he sees people scolding Hu Che.This guy Hu Che can only be scolded by him, "Haven't you died so many times without yelling like her. Does she really think of herself as an Internet princess?"

In the dormitory at this time, the painting style is unprecedentedly harmonious.

Perhaps because he felt that the atmosphere was too friendly, Hu Che broke the atmosphere in time, "My eggs, remember to place an order, and I want MGR."

"Okay, order now, and it will be delivered tomorrow." As he spoke, Chen Zhao clicked on a shopping app, and when he found MGR eggs, he couldn't help cursing, "Damn it, dead dog, 658 yuan, you are stealing money!"

Hu Che spread out his hands, pretending to be innocent, and said, "It was you who said on your own initiative to play games with you and give me a can of eggs. A man will do what he says."

Chen Zhao: "..." Actually, people, sometimes you don't have to be a man.

"Don't buy it." Chen Zhao put away his phone with a determined look.

"Okay, then I can only take necessary measures." Hu Che took out his mobile phone and clicked on the message box on the school's confession wall.

Chen Zhao suddenly lost his composure, "You dead dog, what do you want to do?"

"What else can you do? Of course you are posting on the wall that you are not a man." As the saying goes, "beat a snake and hit seven inches". Obviously, Hu Che understands this truth very well.

Sure enough, Chen Zhao became anxious, rolled up his sleeves, and looked as if he wanted to fight, "Who do you say is not a man?"

"Say you!" Hu Che leaned forward, also unwilling to back down.

"I'll let you see if I'm a man today!" As he said, Chen Zhao threw his fist at Hu Che.

But after all, the personal disparity was too great, and Hu Che caught Chen Zhao's fist in one go.

Just then, the phone vibrated from the desktop.

Hu Che looked around and found that the ringing cell phone belonged to Xie Ran. He yelled in the direction of the bathroom: "Xie Ran, the cell phone is ringing, Xie Ran."

However, the sound of the water was too loud, Xie Ran didn't hear Hu Che's voice at all.

"He can't hear." Chen Zhao felt that his ears were about to be deafened by the stupid big man in front of him, he rubbed his ears, "Okay, stop barking, you go and pick it up."

Feeling being commanded, Hu Che said unconvinced: "Why should I go? If I don't go, I will go to you."

"Let's go together." Chen Zhao rolled his eyes at Hu Che.

"Okay." Hu Che agreed, but his tone was not good.

Just as the two of them picked up the phone and were about to answer the call for Xie Ran, Jiang Yun came back from the balcony. He stared at the hands they were holding together, "What... are you doing?"

Following Jiang Yun's gaze, Chen Zhao's gaze fell on the hand tightly held by Hu Che, and the expression on his face instantly became extremely exciting. He threw off Hu Che's hand abruptly, and cursed: " Neuropathy."

Hu Che didn't understand, "???"

"Xie Ran's cell phone keeps ringing, and we plan to help him answer the call." Hu Che handed Xie Ran's cell phone to Jiang Yun, "Jiang, why don't you answer it! It doesn't feel right for us to answer it."

Jiang Yun looked down and saw Mummy written on the phone, and frowned slightly, "Leave it alone, and let Xie Ran return it by himself later."

Hu Che explained: "But, this phone has been ringing for a long time."

Jiang Yun took the phone from Hu Che and went to the balcony.He closed the balcony door, took a deep breath, and pressed the connect button.

At that time, Xie's mother's voice came from the other end of the phone, "Hello, is Xiao Ran in the dormitory yet?"

"Aunt Mei, it's me, Xie Ran is taking a bath." When Jiang Yun spoke, his tone was very flat, but his mood was extremely complicated.

"Ah Yun." The other party obviously didn't expect Jiang Yun to answer the phone, and couldn't find a suitable topic for a while, "How are you doing recently? Are you in good health?"

Jiang Yun replied mechanically: "Very good."

"Ayun, I'm sorry."

Jiang Yun interrupted Xie's mother, and said: "Aunt Mei, if there is nothing else, I will hang up first, and I will ask Xie Ran to call you back later."

Jiang Yun has always known that what happened around him has nothing to do with others, Aunt Mei and the others don't owe their family anything at all.He didn't want them to feel bad, to blame themselves.

"Okay." Mother Xie, who originally wanted to say a lot to Jiang Yun, was somewhat lost at this moment.

After hanging up the phone, Jiang Yun calmly looked into the distance, there were tall buildings everywhere, the lights were dim, and in the nearby alleys, many food stalls came out, announcing the beginning of the night market.

The evening wind blew, bringing a little smoke and fire from the alley, and Jiang Yun suddenly felt hungry.

He returned to the dormitory with his mobile phone. Chen Zhao and Hu Che stopped arguing and went to bed one after another. They even pulled up the curtains, as if they were planning to stay away from each other forever.

Jiang Yun glanced at the empty table hole, and then remembered that he gave Chen Zhao all the snacks yesterday. At this moment, only the orange soda on the table is edible.

Alas, orange soda is just orange soda, it’s good to have it.Just when he opened the orange soda, Xie Ran's voice came from the bathroom, "Brother Jiang Yun, can you help me get the clothes on the stool?"

In a hurry to get into the bathroom, someone left a change of clothes on the stool.

Jiang Yun glanced at Xie Ran's stool, he saw that someone's stool not only had clothes, but also a pair of shorts.Yes, shorts...

He took the clothes from Xie Ran's stool, walked to the bathroom door, and knocked on the glass door of the bathroom.

The bathroom door opened with a bang, and Xie Ran, whose lower body was wrapped in a bath towel, appeared in front of Jiang Yun.

Jiang Yun's eyes fell on Xie Ran, "..."

Xie Ran quickly explained: "I'm too embarrassed to go out without clothes on."

Jiang Yun handed the clothes to Xie Ran, "..."

Is it okay to not wear clothes in front of him?Although Xie Ran was indeed bathed by Jiang Yun when he was a child, but he, can he pay attention, doesn't he know...

Jiang Yun raised his gaze upwards, and happened to land on Xie Ran's mermaid line. Although Jiang Yun also has abdominal muscles, looking at others and seeing himself are two completely different feelings.

But the reaction of the body was far greater than the reaction of the consciousness, and Jiang Yun unexpectedly shed a nosebleed.That's right, a nosebleed.

This time, he really... jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't clean himself up.

"I drank too much orange soda, and I got a little angry." Jiang Yun acted like he was telling nonsense and didn't write a draft. After realizing it, he realized that the orange soda in his hand hadn't been opened yet and was full.

So, he just lied again, "I drank several bottles during the day."

In Xie Ran's heart, he believed everything Jiang Yun said, even if it was a lie.

While helping Jiang Yun to deal with the nosebleed, he said with concern: "The orange gets angry, so does the soda, drink less next time." Xie Ran didn't have any doubts.

"Yeah." Jiang Yun hurried away with the orange soda in his hand, he was afraid that the nosebleed might not stop if he watched it for a while.

After Jiang Yun left, Xie Ran closed the bathroom door again and began to change clothes.

The water vapor in the bathroom has not completely dissipated. The water vapor has the fragrance of shower gel, which is very fresh and citrus, but there is a slight astringent taste in it.Xie Ran sniffed, the smell in the air, the indescribable joy in his mood, this is really a good start.

Outside the bathroom, the blush on both sides of Jiang Yun's cheeks could not dissipate for a long time, and the orange soda in his hand was like a hot potato, as if it had witnessed Jiang Yun's gaffe just now.

For some reason, Jiang Yun was a little angry, so he unscrewed the cap of the orange soda bottle, and drank all the orange soda in the bottle in one gulp.

After drinking, he couldn't help but hiccupped softly.

Xie Ran came out of the bathroom and saw Jiang Yun leaning his head on the back of the chair. He thought Jiang Yun was still bleeding from his nose, so he asked, "Brother Jiang Yun, are you still bleeding from your nose?"

The sound was neither too loud nor too small, and it happened to reach the ears of the other two roommates.

"What? Jiang Jiang, you have a nosebleed?" Chen Zhao immediately poked his head out from the bed curtain, "Say, did you see something you shouldn't have seen?"?